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just added the first Vibe for the Year to my shop - a little pdf with every vibe for the week from 2021-2022 along with a bit of writing about each one ✨
the best part about being a millenial is probably either
a. avocados or
b. monetizing every aspect of your life until enjoyment is so far removed from activity that you dont know what you actually like doing anymore
still cant believe jk rowling had some of you out here in real life eating piss and hair flavored jelly beans because you really liked the book with the wizard boys
spam calls in 1998: hey my name is daniel would you like to buy a subscription to readers digest?
spam calls in 2018: THE IRS AND THE FBI HAVE ISSUED A JOINT WARRANT FOR YOUR ARREST YOU ARE BEING SOUGHT IN CONNECTION TO MANY CRIMES
going to become an art professor that everyone hates because i force them to draw with anime influence. i will fail you if all your portraits do not have beautiful anime eyes. you will receive an F on every piece without sparkles