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“Dad what was Game 6 TJ McConnell like in the 2024 playoffs?”
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@mldiffley The 16 warriors would look like gods if this happened
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How tf is this not a moving screen on Donte??? @the2kmessiah
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BRUNSON TO WIN THE GAME
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@mldiffley Steph would have 300 by himself
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@RyB_311 The wolves starting line up might foul out in the first quarter
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@BallsackSports I mean the whole warriors system is based on illegal screens
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@casualtakeking “By god that’s Draymond Green’s music”
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@BarryOnHere He still should be in the hall of fame
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@AKRileyy5 They sound genuinely disappointed
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@FanMahome Probably the most maturity I’ve seen from a 22 year old player in the modern nba in awhile. Genuinely impressive
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@IcyVert Didn’t this dude commit to Texas a&m like 2 years ago?
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@V_Cruzzin @WorldWideWob He literally did on Monday
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@itsCSB__ It’s the same song and dance as the bucks fans did to us
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@itsCSB__ “Dad what was it like when itsCSB__ slandered every pacer player and then they proceeded to have a masterclass”
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@kmav221 @Sageof6turtles More than likely have Vic coming off the bench as your 6 man. Hali at the 1 Jermaine at the 5, Reggie at the 2, then mix and match with PG and MWP
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@the2kmessiah Pat bev why don’t you have ten assists in 41 minutes?
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@big_business_ Live look into Darvin Ham’s pregame ritual
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@DedicationHoops It’s become really bad this playoffs. Including towards our star player. Kinda getting annoying
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@itsCSB__ I mean they won a championship because injury luck so
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@JrueUTD Yea game 1 was lit asf. Don’t understand how people don’t wanna watch the two best offensive teams in the league
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@the2kmessiah Genuinely think since our offense is very unpredictable that was the only reason why we were in those games
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@the2kmessiah And our main star was begging to go to Miami mid way through the series
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@the2kmessiah Well if we somehow make it to the finals ever the national media is going to bitch about having to go to Indianapolis
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@RyB_311 You after Mike Budenholzer is announced as the suns head coach
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@30GotNext @whristan1 Hell if we make the finals, and win 2 games he would be better than Reggie
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@the2kmessiah The Knicks are better than the 96 bulls in hypothetical situations
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@itsCSB__ What blows my mind is that you don’t have your 3 best players crack 40 minutes. LIKE GENUINELY WTF ARE WE DOING
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@CrumpledJumper Man why are we in this 3 times
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@the2kmessiah AINT NO FUN WHEN THE RABBIT GOT THE GUN
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@lulljay24 Feels nice that they hate us. Tbh if we took care of the sub 500 teams in the regular season we would probably be a higher seed
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@FlankenBerry @itsCSB__ Honestly can’t tell if this is sarcasm or not with the way they covered us last series
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@barstoolsports @PatBevPod He literally jumps into Hali
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@esidery @Gambo987 Thank god we didn’t do that
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@AKRileyy5 He’s learned well from TJ
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@PlayoffBoundNYK Honestly kinda surprised it hasn’t been pushed more
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@itsCSB__ Giannis didn’t have a finals appearance until his 8th year in the league. This is Hali’s first time in the playoffs
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@AlexGoldenNBA @wojespn Feels like a possible smoke screen
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@the2kmessiah @itsCSB__ Well you said you wanted to watch WWE
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@the2kmessiah Bald man has been good so far. Love this Toppin-Siakam line up
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@FanMahome Doris Burke and Reggie Miller
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@RyB_311 If TJ could shoot 3’s he would be a god amongst men
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@chasehoops_ Kevin O’Connor seeing Hali having a good game so he can’t tell him become a monk in the mountains of china
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@itsCSB__ WE LIVE IN NORTH KOREAAAAA
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@itsCSB__ Cause he’s going to somehow take less
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@RyB_311 You guys rn
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@the2kmessiah And it won’t help the fraud allegations on us
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@Moose_NBA The city of Indianapolis might run out of Alcohol this coming weekend. Genuinely wish I was there to experience it
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@chasehoops_ That’s honestly crazy as hell, especially considering this was prior to use acquiring Siakam
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@itsCSB__ You have us losing the series at home?
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@FanMahome They need to give a Doris Burke mute button. Idk if I can stand her for 4-7 more games
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@ChefTrillie Genuinely all we ask is if you are going to let one team be physical as shit let the other team be physical as well. I don’t mind physicality as long as both teams can play that way
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@FanMahome Would be fucking hilarious if he beats you guys in the finals
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@ZachHicks2 the extension we signed him to in October is looking like a steal every game
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@mldiffley Draymond being the beacon of upstanding moral codes
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@the2kmessiah @NBAOfficial Yep, should’ve fouled out and not even had the opportunity to shoot the ball
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@KriegerSports Yea but Brunson was coming off the bench in Dallas. Haliburton is starting. In theory if you gave that Brunson the same amount of minutes he would average 16ppg
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@frankmikesmith Umm maybe not lowering his head so he can see Pittman?
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@BenRitholtzNBA You were right about having McBride on Haliburton. Wonder if Thibs will keep that adjustment for game 6
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@Indysports1812 “How do I tell my wife I’m banned from every building in Vegas?”
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@the2kmessiah A Pacers blow out win right?
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@RyB_311 @BiasedLoveFan Bruh Bobby Portis deserves to be charged with war crimes for putting that front running word into nba twitter
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@szn_holiday Eh I mean most are citing that we were 4-1 against them all year long and that’s with Giannis playing all of them
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@the2kmessiah If the rotation stays the same we are getting Marc Davis, I believe
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@_utilitysports @itsCSB__ We’ve been doing this all season. We play this way and celebrate like this every game. That’s our style and has been with this group. Have to bring this video up again
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@Kofie Just went to watch them on YouTube. Yeah you might be right😭
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@casualtakeking Going to be another Dennis Schroeder case
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@itsCSB__ Hell let’s slander the whole team for Sunday’s game
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@itsCSB__ His energy alone is so much better than Hield. Seems to shoot about the same percentage from 3 as he does, lol
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@YeahYeahOkBro Or even worked out
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@levitatedcoffee @30GotNext It’s still contact to the head, neck or shoulders
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@FredoDaGawd7 Also the back injury he’s been suffering from doesn’t help either
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@30GotNext Dort was moving like a mf tho
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Colts at the moment
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@HeavonHoops Donte has accounted for 18 of those 39. If they keep shooting like this, they honestly deserve to win
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@30GotNext Yep 6 to 26 free throws is insane
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@szn_holiday We called him in just incase James Johnson couldn’t go
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@ChaseHoops_ Obi, Nembhard, Nesmith took over. Buddy didn’t see the court in the 4th🙏🏼
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@szn_holiday @KamitronPTW Don’t think PG or Dipo got that type of shit. Granted it was a different time
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@NBA_University How many of the 215 have been from the 2 games against the Knicks?
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@NBA_University Are we still the only team with multiple 30+ assists games in the playoffs?
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@C2_Cooper Running theme of those clips is it’s either Josh Hart or Precious
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@ZachHicks2 Yep, very little talk about that. It’s not like it’s the first time this has happened to a Thibs coached team
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@theanswer76_ @NBA_University @Autograph The injury and Siakam trade. He’s become way too passive, not trying to score at all
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@ugabarstool get rid of noon games
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@SconnieColt If the Malice in the Palace happened today, we would probably be stuck watching the what the pro wants commercial
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@RyNFlorida @the2kmessiah All starters played 30+ minutes? I wouldn’t exactly call that resting players
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@itsCSB__ Hali could get shot and killed in a drive to the basket and they still wouldn’t call it
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HEY LAVAR WHATS THE PACERS RECORD IN THE IN SEASON TOURNAMENT
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