Emily 🍃 @p1ut0_b4be Twitter profile

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Emily 🍃

@p1ut0_b4be

8 months

missionary so i can play with his hair and trace my fingers over his face lovingly

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Emily 🍃

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4 months

esex so crazy i had to get an ebortion

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Emily 🍃

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4 months

everyone wants an obsessive girl until she’s obsessive

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Emily 🍃

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8 months

meow meow meow meow meow meow (i’d choose you in every universe)

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Emily 🍃

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4 months

someone should invent a man that isn’t evil

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Emily 🍃

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2 years

@LifeWithBritt @big_business_ yeah and also, it really doesn’t matter how much damage is caused, it’s the principle that you don’t fuck up other people’s shit

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Emily 🍃

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4 months

if my name was keta you could be ketamine

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Emily 🍃

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5 months

i bet the best part about a sex addiction is all the sex

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Emily 🍃

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4 months

we all got that one mutual we’d lowkey suck and fuck

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Emily 🍃

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1 month

i fw you to the moon and back

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Emily 🍃

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8 months

@omnipotnce wow that sounds ominous

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Emily 🍃

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3 years

@justdanntwt @iNabber69 yes, even if they spend it on drugs, who cares? like if i was in that situation, i would probably want something to make me feel better too, and it’s up to them what they spend it on. also it’s so icky to assume all homeless ppl are addicts and would just spend it on drugs.

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Emily 🍃

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2 years

@kmhawknz @msLAS nah your daughter is right- that’s rude

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Emily 🍃

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4 months

need this to happen to me

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so basically

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Emily 🍃

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5 months

girthmaster bf x gripmaster gf

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Emily 🍃

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8 months

friends with benefits but the benefit is getting married and spending the rest of our life together

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Emily 🍃

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5 months

“she’s just a friend” and it’s a girl he’s desperately in love with and would drop everything for

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Emily 🍃

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4 months

making out autistic style (we both have an oral fixation)

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Emily 🍃

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8 months

@waxinggibbous72 yeah i just wouldn’t let that happen to me🤷🏻‍♀️

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Emily 🍃

@p1ut0_b4be

5 months

need a bf just so i can get these for him

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5 months

SORRY???!?!

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Emily 🍃

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5 months

babe are you okay you haven’t said you’re going to kys over a small inconvenience yet today

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Emily 🍃

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7 months

you’re not a “lover boy”, you’re a male manipulator! hope this helps 😁

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Emily 🍃

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5 months

can i come over and make your cocky go boing boing

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Emily 🍃

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4 months

sorry to get controversial here but meow meow meowww

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Emily 🍃

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4 months

men with long hair men with long hair men with long hair thats it that’s all

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Emily 🍃

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3 months

dear white boy: i fw you heavy

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Emily 🍃

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4 months

heyyy just checking in to see if you hate my guts yet or if you still fw me heavy

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Emily 🍃

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3 months

did you hear that? that’s the sound of me loving you so so much

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Emily 🍃

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2 months

a drunk make out sesh would fix me

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Emily 🍃

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5 months

i would romantically makeout with like half of u guys

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i would platonically makeout with like half of u

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Emily 🍃

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5 months

can i jork your peanits

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Emily 🍃

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4 months

starting to think i should take finding a sugar daddy seriously

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Emily 🍃

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2 years

@NikkiInDC @SidAndFinancy @JacobianInSEA @KrangTNelson missed the joke completely

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Emily 🍃

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5 months

shucking on his corn until it is completely and utterly shucked. like to the point where there aren't even those yellow stringy string things. that’s how hard his corn is getting shucked

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Emily 🍃

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5 months

saying bon appetit when he takes off my pants

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Emily 🍃

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3 months

mid white boys aren’t mid to me. they’re my everything

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Emily 🍃

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4 months

i hate mean people

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Emily 🍃

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5 months

it’s always “can i hit?” and never “can i fall in love with you and worship you forever and ever?”

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Emily 🍃

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5 months

the gap in my resume is from when i was a slut

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Emily 🍃

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5 months

biting the tip so i can kiss it better

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Emily 🍃

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2 months

wait.. if you’re a good boy and i’m a good girl, who’s driving the plane??

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Emily 🍃

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2 years

@Xo__Dave @DarkOwlTeam @miathebanditt i used to not understand it either but it means if the clock is broken, then the clock hands don’t move and stay on one time all the time, so if the clock is stuck at 2:14, twice a day the clock will be correct

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Emily 🍃

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5 months

i can’t fw anyone who isn’t filled with love

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Emily 🍃

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5 months

if he says he’s scared of women he’s going to manipulate you

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Emily 🍃

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5 months

oomfie, i noticed you didn’t like my tweet. please tell me why you hate me and want me to die a violent death

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Emily 🍃

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6 months

backshots as best friends

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Emily 🍃

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3 months

i want oomf. but he has a girlfriend. should i die

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Emily 🍃

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2 months

they created me in a lab to meow with you

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Emily 🍃

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3 months

the hitting your vape once to hitting your vape twice pipeline goes crazy

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Emily 🍃

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5 months

but your honour she started it

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Emily 🍃

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3 years

@escapeandetox @kktyson @teeecharney_ there’s a thing called minding your own business and it seems like you aren’t familiar with it at all

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Emily 🍃

@p1ut0_b4be

7 months

he let me hit bc i’m sweet and i’d do anything at all for him

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Emily 🍃

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4 months

if he doesn’t crumble completely when i cry then what’s the point

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Emily 🍃

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4 months

doing cocaine for scientific reasons

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Emily 🍃

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5 months

idk how to flirt i just sexualize myself

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Emily 🍃

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2 years

@ShadowElDiablo @OneMans_Vision @fairly_lyndsie @b_walk3 okay but that’s not what they’re taking abt

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Emily 🍃

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2 years

@1_vwl @lAmTheCold @jazzarr @sofiarain19 that’s exactly why they used the analogy. to show how utterly stupid the lock and key analogy is.

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Emily 🍃

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3 months

sooooo like.. can i meow on it?

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Emily 🍃

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5 months

meow meow meow (can i hit)

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Emily 🍃

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5 months

can i put googly eyes on the tip

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Emily 🍃

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4 months

i’ve had enough esex 🙄 i’m tryna move on to edating and emarriage

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Emily 🍃

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2 months

whatever happened to loving people to the moon and back? it’s like no one wants to just get up and love someone to the moon and back anymore 🙄

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Emily 🍃

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4 months

when will it be my turn

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Emily 🍃

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7 months

please do not come near me if you’re a loser! it’s very disrespectful to be a loser around my lovely angelic self and you will be punished (killed) accordingly if you come around me

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Emily 🍃

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5 months

where are all the #real lover boys

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Emily 🍃

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6 months

“you flirt with everyone” yeah and? doesn’t everyone deserve a little love in their life?

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Emily 🍃

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2 years

@Shelbykinsxo @EchoesOfMoods yeah a derogatory term that’s normalized in AAVE doesn’t make it any less derogatory

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Emily 🍃

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3 months

i’m not a slut i just have a lot of love for a lot of people

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Emily 🍃

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2 months

i love being naked

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Emily 🍃

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2 years

@mimireadsalott @abookvoyagers same! i love fantasy and sci fi but if there’s no subplot of romance i fr can’t read it

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Emily 🍃

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4 months

it doesn’t count as lovebombing if it’s how i really feel <33

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Emily 🍃

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4 months

@sonoflyn my future efetuses that would’ve been eborted thank you dearly for the knowledge you’ve shared 🙏🏼

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Emily 🍃

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2 years

@rendontwalk @mukumoya @marinaxdove comparing black people being lynched to a juror not being educated on trauma is so fucking gross. they’re nowhere near the same.

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Emily 🍃

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4 months

it’s like no one wants to have a sloppy makeout sesh anymore ://

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Emily 🍃

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5 months

“can we call?” no but we can meet in the forest beside the river when the moon is high

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Emily 🍃

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2 months

i hope that when my moots read my good tweets they think “what a banger tweet.. i need to bang her”

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Emily 🍃

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5 months

how it feels to like him more than he likes me

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Emily 🍃

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5 months

i’d let you play with your tech deck on my ass but whatever

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Emily 🍃

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2 years

@CEKushnir @WillManidis yeah it’s vv weird how so many people just decided pit bulls are dangerous and don’t deserve to live. i’ve owned and been around pit bulls my entire life, and theyre consistently some of the sweetest and most well behaved dogs i know.

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Emily 🍃

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2 months

i have that illness where i have to be loved so so much

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Emily 🍃

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4 months

meow meow meow meow meow! (i am returning to twitter!)

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Emily 🍃

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5 months

reply guys are the backbone of twitter

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Emily 🍃

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5 months

men used to build houses and go to war now they just ask for esex

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Emily 🍃

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5 months

if he’s not like this i don’t want it at all

aaliyah (scorpio princess)

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what you deserve

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Emily 🍃

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5 months

*playing truth or dare* i dare you to fall in love with me forever and ever

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Emily 🍃

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4 months

there’s way more than one of yall

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Emily 🍃

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6 months

idk how to flirt i just say i’ll do anything you want me to

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Emily 🍃

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5 months

me and who

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Emily 🍃

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4 months

who’s up yearning so extremely hard it hurts

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Emily 🍃

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3 months

missionary so i can slap him

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Emily 🍃

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2 years

@reallyjadedd @HisBurnerAcct @Annabllebitch7 if there’s one thing men will do, it’s comparing women to inanimate/nonhuman things

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Emily 🍃

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3 months

“can’t let gang know i fw this” why? do you not surround yourself with people that love and support you no matter what you love? what a sad life to live

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Emily 🍃

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2 months

a boy is like a trampoline. which is to say i be bouncing on it

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