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17. I make the duttiest beats in North East London and hate/occasionally love watching Oxford United.

NE London (Kassam on Sat😉)
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My favourites of your responses to my sister’s school survey… A thread 🧵🪡
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Cheers lads (my sister is not passing her GCSE) 🙏🙏
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Cheers lads (my sister is not passing her GCSE) 🙏🙏
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Random Tweet, but my sister should have started her media homework that’s due tomorrow, weeks ago. She needs like 50 ppl to do this survey. If you have 30 seconds:
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A classic, made her homework look great when she shared these responses
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Jacob attempting to get my sister to slide into his DMs via Microsoft form
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A true statement
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A Dua Lipa fan to say the least…
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CASUAL 🍋🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿⚽️///
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A false statement…
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Fair play
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REAL
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@Callum_OUFC I knew it would end badly but I’m bored and knew it would be hilarious
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Also my favourite magazine mate. Great response, cheers!
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For fuck sake this is not what she needs 😭
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Honesty
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@oufc_lucas
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Random Tweet, but my sister should have started her media homework that’s due tomorrow, weeks ago. She needs like 50 ppl to do this survey. If you have 30 seconds:
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I get you
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A very false statement…
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Cheers lads look what you’ve done 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
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Sure this one looked amazing when she shared these results with her classmates today
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Crazyyy away allocations. 7.5k yellows in Blackburn??? 😅😍 #oufc
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To be fair… much love 🫶
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Sorry, wasn’t an option for year 11 data collection module
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A Cameron Brannagan fan…
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@Kellymanszn She read this one to me “why has this person put gay men kissing for all of the questions” 😂
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AND HES OXFORDS NUMBER 9 🟨🟦
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What the fuck have you lot done 😭
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Keep doing the survey lads, I want her to hit 1.5k responses, her teacher is going to be flabbergasted 😭😭😭
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Would love to see it
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5 months
Wow, Cumming has been class so far. Beadle has been replaced well by the looks of things and isn’t as bad of a loss as it definitely could have been. #oufc
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💀
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What the actual fuck have you lot done
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Was offside but class save from Cumming, 1 on 1 there. Been great so far! #oufc
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Hope you enjoyed x
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Thread 2.0 IS HERE!🚨🧵🪡
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My favourites of your responses to my sister’s school survey… A thread 🧵🪡
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A THREAD OF MY FAVOURITE RESPONSES 😭😭😭
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My favourites of your responses to my sister’s school survey… A thread 🧵🪡
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What he wants in sports articles
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@01jacobb “Ruben Rodriguez hair and beauty routine” is my favourite so far. Btw, did you just try to get my sister to slide into ur DM’s via Microsoft Survey? 😭😭😭
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Specific shade of white
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The guy that decided his self as a “boring old bastard” earlier definitely submitted this one
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Why are so many #swfc fans being so cocky trying to wind us up or make us feel bad that Beadle had left? 😅 I think I speak for all fans when I say he was a joy to watch and hope you enjoy watching him and we wish him and #swfc nothing but the best. No need to be arsey 😅🟡🔵🧤
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🧵2.0 is here x
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Thread 2.0 IS HERE!🚨🧵🪡
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😭😭 So specific
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Is that a “style”? 😭
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I heard the 1966 final ball is delicious
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Fucking heck man…
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“Thats a sticky one styllll”
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Have to admit Ipswich have the best fans in the league. Used to think Wednesday did but Ipswich fans are class. Derby are up there too to be fair. #oufc #itfc
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@PochHive279 This is one that she’ll be able to use. She can’t use the rest of them tho lmao
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The Halfords orange is quite a nice colour tbf. Ik what you mean
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You can tell he’s had a good night out when he’s ended up at the kebab van 😭 #oufc
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Playboy AND just a little bit of Beano on the side 💀
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@LaticsOfficial You didn’t time waste, you didn’t play boring football, you kept trying to entertain. Fair fucking play. Very annoyed, but I think you’ll click and will be well into top half come the end of the season. Still got a game in hand so we’re only 1 point of first if we win our gih😃👍
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U wot m8?
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What a style 😍
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Plain and simple #oufc #stfc
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Quick stop in Swindon #oufc #stfc
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#stfc You’re player at our promotion party, in our colours. We own your tiny club 😂💛💙
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I’ve rewatched this video 30000 times
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@oufc_lucas
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- Oxford - Reading - Swindon #oufc
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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿😭
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3 times as many balloons as the posh display Even more streamers Fucking loads of confetti Get behind the boys 🟨🟦 #oufc
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Since there’s hundreds of thousands of you here, I’d just like to say, Oxford are beating Lincoln tomorrow, it’s going to be are 4th 4 goal+ win in a row
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I fucking love this club and these players.
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Coolest football club chairman, you’ll never sing that
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Right
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#oufc What Reading fans think their Club 1871 is like:
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This drone flying over Lech Poznan fans is a thing of beauty. 😍🇵🇱
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This was my first time helping with a display. This last week we have put so much effort in to make the money go as far as it can and create as much colour as possible. Thank you for the hugely positive response. BIG things planned. #oufc
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Well done to all who put in the positive energy to make this happen
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WHAT DID RUBEN PULL OUT 😭😭😭😭 “ARE YOU ALBANIAN” 😭😭😭😭😭😭 #oufc Sparky said come to Hanks, if you’re passing by, yk what to do 🫡
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Beautiful, Oxford. #oufc
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People wanted Josh Murphy gone a few months ago (fair opinion at the time). He’s now one of our best players. The improvement these last few weeks 😍 #oufc
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I don't know why people can't just accept that Bolton were horrific and gave Oxford a free pass to the championship rather than spending all day coming up with some waffle about a "tactical masterclass"
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Bottom Tier - Sell Out Middle Tier - Sell Out Top Tier - 40% sold out We’ve just sold thousands. Sell out on its way 🟨🟦 #oufc
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@oxf_jack If only there was a ranking system that determined where every team is meant to be… almost like a League Table or smt 🤔🤔🤔
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Oisin Smyth, The Striker, Midfielder, Right Back, Goalie. #oufc
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While you’re all here I’d like to say - Oxford United are going up, we’re beating Lincoln 4-0 tomorrow. UTFO xx
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@CavershamUnited
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⚠️ CLUB STATEMENT ⚠️ F*ck off, Dai Yongge. ✊ #SellBeforeWeDai #ReadingFC
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Walking around in my Oxford shirt with my mates, people left right and centre saying “Come on Oxford” “Have you got your ticket” etc etc. Never known it like this. #oufc
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My sister has given me her login so I can post a few more 😭
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#oufc This old video has always been one of those special videos to look at as a younger fan and think “ah I wish I could have been there for that moment” and I’ve only gone and bloody lived it yesterday. 😍 Was anyone on here there who can remember it? What was that day like?
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#oufc Me when me mam says she can’t be arsed to cook so it’s a Chinese for tea:
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@CraigBr1977 It’s not as I’m not an American 👍
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Basically translates to: “My ex club Oxford need us to win or draw so we’ll try and win for my beloved bastards in yellows” #oufc
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“It’s important we don’t completely take our foot off the gas because of the integrity of the league and there are teams with points to play for.” John Mousinho’s play-off race message before Portsmouth’s clash with #oufc top six rivals Lincoln City
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@GD_lezaH There’s 3000, it’s fine because she just needs a few answers to use the data to put it in like a bar graph, she doesn’t need to read through all the answers 👍
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All play off possibilities: Oxford Win - Barnsley Lose Oxford Win - Barnsley or Lincoln Draw Oxford Draw - Barnsley Lose - Either Blackpool Draw/Lose OR Lincoln Lose Oxford Win - Lincoln Lose Oxford Lose - Lincoln Lose (by 5 more than Oxford)** One more in comments: #oufc
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Wow incredible effort from everyone, almost all of you in East Stand will have a balloon, tons of streamers and confetti. South and North stand involved as well. We’ve also pulled the flags out. 😮‍💨 Please stand and sing today if you are able 💛💙 #oufc
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Aside from his football, he is also one of the most genuinely soundest, compassionate footballers I’ve seen at our club. Pure class. I hope you’re ok, Luke. 💛
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@lukeoufcbodily You’re not alone mate, I’ve sent you a message. Reach out to anyone, we’re all here if you want to talk 💛
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I’m weirdly not at all nervous. I feel like now we’ve got this far even if we lose I’ll be satisfied with the season. As long as we don’t get battered, tomorrow will be a good day either way. Some season. #oufc 🟨🟦
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Why are so many of you lot trying to get my sister to slide into ur DMs via Microsoft Form 💀💀💀💀💀
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To conclude: We need Cam. Gatlin doesn’t fancy it. We should never try to play 11 men behind the ball before the 85”. Blackpool are class. I’d take a point before the game. Up the Ox. Still in a fucking amazing position. #oufc
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@TragedyCalls If doesn’t matter to much, I’ve asked her if she wants me to take the link and Tweets down, she said no, she was just laughing reading thru them haha
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Derby Day… 🟡🔵🐂
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HE’S STILL WORKING ON IT 🟨🟦
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I love this man
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#oufc Great goal from Goodhram, tucking it away, and now we’ve stuck Greg Leigh on. LAAVVVV ITTTTT
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Keep the replays #oufc
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@FBAwayDays Nob head, just ruining pitch invasions for the rest of us, they are already reallyyyy trying to ban them as it is and now this will be investigated and used as an example of why pitch invasions can’t happen.
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