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@ohplzkelli

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kelli.

@ohplzkelli

2 years

no cops at pride just cardboard taehyung

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@ohplzkelli

2 years

TAEHYUNG IS RIGHT FUCKING NEXT TOME

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@ohplzkelli

1 year

“…jan” *immediately* “no j-hope you can’t” is my favorite 2seok interaction ever you don’t understand

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@ohplzkelli

2 years

thinking about jimin getting his hair trimmed and bts losing their minds over how cute he looked

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@ohplzkelli

5 months

jimin choking up and having to compose himself after revealing his shaved head has gotta be in my top 10 lowest army moments to date

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@ohplzkelli

3 years

some guy on this app tomorrow: I think bts are holograms yoongi: in fact, one time,

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kelli.

@ohplzkelli

1 year

*gay screeching* BECKKKKYYYYYY!!!

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kelli.

@ohplzkelli

2 years

watching harry styles with my bias line on a friday night 🥲 oof

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@ohplzkelli

1 year

in the soop is so funny because yoongi will cook a big dinner and then halfway through it someone will be like “what’s for second dinner?” and that’s when jungkook jumps up to start boiling water for six packets of ramen

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kelli.

@ohplzkelli

2 years

TAEHYUNG JIMIN HOBI AND JK ARE RIGHT NEXT TO ME

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kelli.

@ohplzkelli

2 months

serve

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kelli.

@ohplzkelli

5 months

me: *literally crying myself to sleep* taehyung: *blowing up my phone* i was born to be bald

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@ohplzkelli

2 years

WORK IT SMOOCHIE

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@ohplzkelli

11 months

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kelli.

@ohplzkelli

1 year

the greatest redemption arc of all time

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kelli.

@ohplzkelli

2 years

👊🏼💍 #HarryStylesLoveOnTour #LoveOnTourLA #HSLOTLA Please do NOT remove watermark or repost.

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kelli.

@ohplzkelli

4 months

then he flings it

5hahem aka Dr. Durag

@shaTIRED

5 months

you ever hear something seemingly simple that unintentionally changed the way you view life?

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kelli.

@ohplzkelli

2 years

Congrats on your face. #HarryStylesLoveOnTour #LoveOnTourLA #HSLOTLA Please do NOT remove watermark or repost.

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kelli.

@ohplzkelli

1 year

yeah, i’m on the mountain yeah, i’m on the bay every day we vibin’

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@ohplzkelli

2 years

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@ohplzkelli

1 year

also

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1 year

This but army twt version. What's an army twt tweet that's so canonical in your mind, you make shorthand reference to it, even if people might not know what you're talking about?

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kelli.

@ohplzkelli

2 years

BTS IS RIGHT FRUKCING NEXT TO ME

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@ohplzkelli

2 years

🦋💚🌺 #HarryStylesLoveOnTour #LoveOnTourLA #HSLOTLA Please do NOT remove watermark or repost.

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kelli.

@ohplzkelli

2 years

they just had the time of their LIVES to falling 💗

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kelli.

@ohplzkelli

2 years

Greeeeeeeeeen!!!!! #HarryStylesLoveOnTour #LoveOnTourSanDiego Please do NOT remove watermark or repost.

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@ohplzkelli

2 years

💗💜💙 #HarryStylesLoveOnTour #LoveOnTourLA #HSLOTLA Please do NOT remove watermark or repost.

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@ohplzkelli

2 years

He is yellin' ... he is full of love. #HarryStylesLoveOnTour #LoveOnTourLA #HSLOTLA Please do NOT remove watermark or repost.

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kelli.

@ohplzkelli

6 years

Don’t you ever start a tweet with those three words again

Niall Horan

@NiallOfficial

6 years

We are back ! 3 years on the bounce , can’t wait to get back to @GalgormCastle

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@ohplzkelli

2 years

💚🌟 #HarryStylesLoveOnTour #LoveOnTourSanDiego Please do NOT remove watermark or repost.

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kelli.

@ohplzkelli

2 years

SWEETHEART

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kelli.

@ohplzkelli

5 months

HOLLERS

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kelli.

@ohplzkelli

2 years

best adapted screenplay

I Could’ve Just Sat On In With Massa

@WrittenByHanna

2 years

Which tikok do yall think deserves an oscar

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kelli.

@ohplzkelli

2 months

he literally

미니융 🧸

@miiniyoongs

2 months

[240303 Jimin Weverse Post] 🐥 hyu i really miss you. every single night i think of you t/n: hyu is like an onomatopoeia of a sigh

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@ohplzkelli

2 years

I'm back. We are back. 📸 #HarryStylesLoveOnTour #LoveOnTourSanJose Please do NOT remove watermark or repost.

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kelli.

@ohplzkelli

4 years

WHEN I SAID EVERYONE WATCH MR. ROBOT I DIDNT MEAN LITERALLY BRING IT TO FUCKIN LIFE

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kelli.

@ohplzkelli

1 year

straight up telling that news anchor he could have had his job

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@144pbangtan

1 year

since it’s min march… qrt with a yoongi moment that makes you laugh no matter how many times you replay it

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@ohplzkelli

2 years

VMIN GOING NUTS WITH LIZZO TO WMYB

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kelli.

@ohplzkelli

3 months

whatever this was

Ar. JONGUKKIE I AM LACTOSE INTOLERANT⁷ 2

@namjoona9764ps2

3 months

What’s you fav flirty moment of tannies?

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kelli.

@ohplzkelli

10 months

felt that

kelli.

@ohplzkelli

10 months

that one run episode where jungkook hid that card in his pants and then checked his ass in the mirror in the bathroom just like a girl checking to see if her pad is noticeable

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kelli.

@ohplzkelli

4 months

and i have

gigi gojo⁷ ☀️

@polartaegi

4 months

what's that one tannies choreo or step that you can loop for the rest of your life ???

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kelli.

@ohplzkelli

6 years

here's a real pic i took of harry merrily screaming the word "GAAAAAY!!!!" for your viewing pleasure

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kelli.

@ohplzkelli

2 years

Buddy!!!! 💗✨ #HarryStylesLoveOnTour #LoveOnTourSanJose Please do NOT remove watermark or repost.

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kelli.

@ohplzkelli

9 years

2013: harry styles peeling an orange 2015: jaden smith drinking milk http://t.co/YM99zbtla3

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kelli.

@ohplzkelli

2 months

me after someone just talked my ear off for ten minutes and i zoned out

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kelli.

@ohplzkelli

5 years

imagine not knowing what mr. robot is and you’re chillin in nyc and you suddenly see tiny lil rami malek go sprinting by you dressed in all black being chased by cops less than a month after winning an oscar

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kelli.

@ohplzkelli

1 year

he lost his damn mind and i was busting a lung in the nosebleeds

shannon⁷

@ENCHANTIINGTAe

1 year

qrt this with the funniest taehyung moments

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kelli.

@ohplzkelli

2 years

MIN YOONGI THE MAN THAT YOU ARE

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kelli.

@ohplzkelli

1 year

his face when they started counting…god they tortured him for months i just know it

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kelli.

@ohplzkelli

2 years

he was here first

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@blueblrdhoneyy

2 years

the harrification of joe jonas is going so well

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kelli.

@ohplzkelli

4 years

me the fucking minute I see NSYNC discourse trending

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kelli.

@ohplzkelli

3 years

unhinged making this gif, i was

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kelli.

@ohplzkelli

4 years

here's my short film (2020)

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@ohplzkelli

1 year

no, his name is T

tay ʳᵖʷᵖ ⁷

@kimgayism

1 year

qrt with bts bon voyage clips that you love so much

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kelli.

@ohplzkelli

8 years

Harry and Louis are both on vocal rest and aren't going into the studio for their interview with Seacrest this morning 😂🌚 just Liam & Niall

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@ohplzkelli

5 months

he’s the funniest person alive

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kelli.

@ohplzkelli

8 years

Harry is "laying down resting" and Louis is just "idk, tired" ..... according to Liam as to why he skipped out on the interview 😂😂😂

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kelli.

@ohplzkelli

2 years

Bro, he is literally just standing there. 🧍🏻‍♀️ #HarryStylesLoveOnTour #LoveOnTourLA #HSLOTLA Please do NOT remove watermark or repost.

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kelli.

@ohplzkelli

1 year

still the most insane thing i’ve ever heard come out of his mouth like WHAT

BTS once said 🍉 ia

@btslinesiconic

1 year

qrt with the most iconic things bts has ever said

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kelli.

@ohplzkelli

10 months

do y’all ever miss her, be honest

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kelli.

@ohplzkelli

5 years

i have never in my life heard a theater erupt into louder screams of outrage and utter SHOCK than when Carlisle’s head was ripped off in Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part II followed by the same reaction AGAIN 15 minutes later when it all turned out to just be a vision in Alice’s head

[kie.ran]

@danblackroyd

5 years

What’s your favorite audience reaction at the theater during a movie. Mine is the woman in her 60s(?) who shouted “OH MY GOD, SHE’S PREGNANT!” during CAROL in a scene where Therese is vomiting.

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kelli.

@ohplzkelli

2 years

oh lord here HE comes 🚶🏻‍♂️

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@ohplzkelli

2 years

what goes on

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kelli.

@ohplzkelli

2 years

guys 🥳 i’m never gonna be able to read everything you’re sending me but i love you all to pieces and have truly never been so happy in my life. the show was so much fun and I’m thrilled they had a great time too 💜

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@ohplzkelli

1 year

goodbye i can’t believe i accidentally walked headfirst into lotr lore with this tweet, but you’re all totally right! very enlightening. god bless 🫶🏻

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@ohplzkelli

2 years

kelli.

@ohplzkelli

3 years

being in the same place at the same time as bts once and not seeing them is my villain origin story

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@ohplzkelli

5 months

they were fucked up

nick

@lovechazelle

5 months

what is your favourite moment from an interview?

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@ohplzkelli

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anania

@Anania00

1 year

behind every gay person is a gayer, more evil gay person

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@ohplzkelli

7 years

"1D hate each other" 1D: spending the entire week together, going to each other's shows, taking selfies, about to do iHeart me at 1D:

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@ohplzkelli

1 year

@EgTwaddle they’re HUNGRY!!!!! it makes me happy when they eat well god bless

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@ohplzkelli

1 year

him screaming back at the zombie screaming at jin

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@144pbangtan

1 year

since it’s min march… qrt with a yoongi moment that makes you laugh no matter how many times you replay it

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@ohplzkelli

1 year

here

jm gigglz!

@jimimhihi

1 year

where's that jimin giggle?

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@ohplzkelli

1 month

@jiminwithloves right like..it would not make realistic sense to expect an album and tour that fast. frankly, if that happened i’d be concerned and question if they were pressured into doing asap without having time to recuperate. let them rest for a minute when they get back pls 😭

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kelli.

@ohplzkelli

8 years

my dash is a mess of court jokes but THIS....... THIS IS THE FUNNIEST ONE EVERYONE CAN GO HOME NOW

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@ohplzkelli

10 months

scooter every time he posts about seven

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@ohplzkelli

3 years

we would not survive kristen stewart having an instagram account

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@ohplzkelli

8 years

#1DonKimmel

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@ohplzkelli

2 years

they were interacting and singing along with a lot of army right below them/around me!! they were having a blast and waving at fans it was very sweet and it felt like a little party on that side of the pit. god bless their positive energy it was palpable and just!!! good vibes!!!

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@ohplzkelli

7 years

@Louis_Tomlinson @NiallOfficial

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@ohplzkelli

1 year

he is so dear to me

tay ʳᵖʷᵖ ⁷

@kimgayism

1 year

please tell me the top moments of namjoon being extremely funny without even trying

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@ohplzkelli

9 years

@onedirection escape from this fandom, because I'm so done

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@ohplzkelli

7 years

@DrakeBell

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1 year

no one mentioning this one is NOTTTT sitting right with me

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@ohplzkelli

1 year

Hello, This is BIGHIT MUSIC. The candle has been blown out and the baby has been tucked in. Thank you.

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@ohplzkelli

2 years

THE BRIDGE OF ALL BRIDGES

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@ohplzkelli

1 year

dear god it’s only been two days bring him back home to jimin right NOW

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kelli.

@ohplzkelli

2 years

*taps mic and breathes heavily into it* stigma is about being gay

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kelli.

@ohplzkelli

6 years

“Y’all get frisky too quick” - Niall Horan 2018

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kelli.

@ohplzkelli

7 years

me: hey, you mind not ruining my bank account? harry: fuck your bank account me: FUCK MY BANK ACCOUNT DUDE! FUCK IT! I'M SO SORRY FOR ASKING

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kelli.

@ohplzkelli

1 year

allow me to contribute my own tweet

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@kimgayism

1 year

bring back bts incorrect quotes

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@ohplzkelli

2 years

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kelli.

@ohplzkelli

7 months

i love how often taehyung comes online and is vaguely like “what’s that thing with the thing” and he knows we’ll figure out whatever it is that he wants

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@ohplzkelli

2 years

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kelli.

@ohplzkelli

2 years

ok sorry guys I just had to walk a thousand miles to the car. let me find my fuckin JUICE

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kelli.

@ohplzkelli

4 years

me in my room talking myself when the clock strikes midnight on july 23rd and nothing happens

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kelli.

@ohplzkelli

7 months

taehyung if a single person shouts his name at his concert

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kelli.

@ohplzkelli

2 years

quick thing! i was in the pit & they were to my left / directly ABOVE us a few feet, not LITERALLY two but more like 8? i should've clarified sooner but i wasn't looking at my notifs during the show so that's 100% my bad for the poor wording/exaggerating in the heat of the moment

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kelli.

@ohplzkelli

8 years

I love Nirvana's "Nevermind" album! @coollike #FunScienceSeries