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Joined July 2009
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leaving is not enough; you must stay gone.
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Bakit daw ni-rerescue ang mga alaga. Ulamin na lang raw. Kung ganyan ka mag-isip sana adobohin ka ng alien.
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why, in 2021, are we still asking women if they can balance family and work when we never ask this of men
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My 2020 feed is a Russian roulette of what kills you first: climate change, a pandemic, or fascism.
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6 years
UP has zero chill and I'm living for it. #MarcosNotAHero #NeverAgain
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4 years
men are so emotional!
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3 years
I'd rather double mask than wear a dumb face shield.
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I get Wanda. If there was a universe out there where I didn't have to grieve I would want to be there too.
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pano yan nagbrownout tapos lahat ng kandila ko scented
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We have Hidiliyn Diaz and y'all still acting like women shouldn't lift.
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For the millionth time: getting acne is okay, gaining weight is okay, body hair is okay. The pandemic is putting us through enough without "pumangit ka" narratives.
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people who are nice to you but rude to servers are NOT NICE PEOPLE
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Y'all alarmed because the momo challenge is viral, you know what else is viral? MEASLES!!! Vaccinate your kids!
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6 years
When I was younger I thought it was about winning all your battles —now I know it's better to win the right ones.
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No one tells you grief turns you into a ghost, a shadow of your former self, a spectre frozen in time while the world spins madly on without you in it. You move through the world like an open wound and it feels like everyone around you is oblivious to the pain you carry.
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That there are still no updates, address, ANYTHING at 8AM today is unbelievable. This isn't incompetence, it's apathy.
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5 years
Yes because the president's rape jokes and the extrajudicial killings were doing us a solid.
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2 years
No one talks about your second coming-of-age in your late twenties and early thirties —that awkward space where you see everyone your age march forward with their lives, building families, getting married, while you're stuck & slowly realizing your reckless choices are adding up.
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yeah no, I'm not having kids in this timeline/universe
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Lugaw aside, this is also a labor issue. We depend on workers in the gig economy especially during lockdowns. They are essential workers who help make sure people can stay at home while making goods & services accessible. Why are we harassing them when they're also struggling?
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gentle reminder that people cannot financial literacy themselves out of poverty without basic things like fair wages, access to healthcare and education, housing, and other safety nets people fall for scams and loan sharks because they have nowhere else to go! thank you!!!
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@ohnopaige
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Why are so many condominiums not pet-friendly? I know many millennials who are opting out of kids and having furbabies instead. Seems like a missed opportunity to reach a market of young professionals with more disposable income.
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nah fools around with you while refusing to commit to a relationship, then he gets your sister pregnant? is your family tree his dating pool? automatic low contact. sounds like a selfish person not worth anyone's time or tears.
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He’s getting married (Youngblood, Philippine Daily Inquirer)
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I've always had a hard time processing anger and found it terrifying to handle. But I'm working through it with my therapist and here's what I learned. Maybe it'll help you too. 🔽
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'yung mga "I was never a fan..." may medal at certificate ba 'yan
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"We are Christians& we are apologizing in behalf of the churches. We want them to know not all churches are condemning them." #HereTogether
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What do you want her to do? Get a wheel chair? Send you a crying selfie? Maybe you're used to the theatrics of guilty plunderers, sir.
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Panelo says Maria Ressa arrest doesn't have chilling effect on media: How can it even affect others when you (Maria) are not even affected? You’re smiling …You were in fact using your right of expression to attack the gov't.
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when Taylor said "look at that face" did she mean "chura neto"
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oh nasan na mga dura lex sed lex diyan
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If you're against divorce because you're worried your partner will up and leave you when it becomes legal, sorry to be the one to break it to you but the problem is your relationship and not divorce. Divorce doesn't have to be legal for relationships to fail.
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"Santa Catalina School’s assistant head of school John Aimé told Rappler that Marcos did not graduate from the institution. This means she cannot be class valedictorian either." SIS LAHAT NA LANG?
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4 years
alam ko malungkot ang quarantine pero tama na sa boys with baggage di ka package counter sis
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6 years
Lol at the backlash vs being “woke”. Hunny in 2018 where information and discourse is easily available, choosing to stay uninformed is irresponsible. If you can tweet, you can read, you can research.
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Rape doesn't happen because of beautiful women. Rape happens because of rapists. Rape happens because of men in power perpetuating toxic masculinity and rape culture. Damo kamo rape? Kay damo man kamo waay pulos.
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I don't think Ted Bundy is romanticized. We just forget that more often than not, the most abusive, violent, and hurtful people always have a veneer of charm. They can be affectionate, sensitive, and caring too — that's what makes them so monstrous.
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Probably the worst thing you can teach a first-jobber is that companies are supposed to make you feel like "family". It is not nor should it be. You are right to look out for your self-interest and have boundaries.
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you know what would be handy now that there's a strong typhoon incoming? ABSCBN
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3 years
If you want people to stay at home, make it easy for them to stay at home. Cutting off access to food and other necessities only makes it harder to follow regulations.
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5 years
If calling out this man child means I'm a bitch then I'm proud to be one. Raise your hand if you're a bitch. 🙋🏻‍♀️
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I hate how some people say you wouldn't feel inflation if you worked hard enough or saved more. You're shifting the burden to ordinary citizens instead of demanding better from those in charge. It's the government's responsibility to make sure goods and services are accessible.
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whatever you do don't read or share this because it makes someone very upset
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huy kalma lang sa copy paste
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We say addicts deserve to be killed because they rape but we give rape jokes that contribute to rape culture a free pass. What gives?
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I loved Barbie because it's such a good metaphor for girlhood. We all start out believing we can be anything then we have our first brush with reality and the patriarchy and suddenly we're not good enough. We're objectified and we don't understand why. The dissonance hurts.
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Reality check that plastic-free isn’t affordable or accessible for everyone. Probably even majority of Filipinos. And serious q: if manufacturers phase out sachets, for example, how will it impact consumers who can only afford goods per piece? How do we navigate this?
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ok I did the math and without a rich spouse my options are *checks notes* die early
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“I want to be able to teach and still look my students straight in the eye,” Salvosa told Rappler on Thursday, April 25. Paninindigan at prinsipyo. Saludo kami sa'yo.
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Nothing good gets away. If it's gone, it's probably not good for you.
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Why am I not surprised that the pinaka pa-alpha male in high school end up being hardcore drug war defenders in 2019. Machismo starts early and is difficult to grow out of.
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Sorry, you can’t hide behind the convenient guise of “it’s my opinion” if your opinion is based on wrong facts and false premises. 👋
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"No erasures, no revisions. Never again to Martial Law." #MarcosNotAHero #NeverAgain
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mind your own business Frankie's
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Before approaching a sensitive topic concerning culture and race that you don't belong to I suggest you tread with intellectual humility.
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don't want to listen to rich kids with cars and drivers talk about what's "accessible" for everyone else
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Do they contact trace new cases? I have never, ever gotten an alert that I was in contact with or in the vicinity of a COVID case. Siguro malakas lang guardian angel ko.
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akala ko local siya tas origins niya sa timba 😭
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Marie biscuit (galleta María) was created by the London bakery Peek Freans in 1874 to commemorate the marriage of the Grand Duchess Maria Alexandrovna of Russia to the Duke of Edinburgh.
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Me in Bacolod: nothing happens here get me out Me in Manila: my beloved Negros is absolutely beautiful, Joel Torre is a national treasure, and my blood is made of kansi and chicken oil. Fite me and I will oro plata mata tf outta you
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love remembering how this time last year I was doomsday prepping and disinfecting everything and now it's just... if I die, I die.
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Now we have to fight for makeup on top of dealing with your dumb rape jokes and sexual innuendos in a house hearing. #DontTaxMyBeauty
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Who did what today?
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The real pandemic effect on women? job loss increased domestic violence increase in unpaid labor (caregiving and child-rearing) The pandemic has negative impacts on gender equality, threatening to set back gains and progress made towards it.
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Sorry, but there are no "good guys" in a system that's fundamentally broken, corrupt, and depraved.
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Me: Get the trapo. Housemate: What Me: THAT. THE TRAPO. Housemate: ...As in politicians? Me: NO. THAT. Housemate: That's basahan. Me: In Hiligaynon it's trapo. Housemate: Everything makes so much sense now.
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"I'M A MINORITY I KNOW OPPRESSION" Sit down, buddy. You don't have the monopoly of the experience.
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that Matt Berninger hit feels like a suckerpunch to the gut #evermorealbum
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If there's one thing we learned over these past few years, you push us, we push back harder. We will show up, do our work, day in, day out. Immensely proud of my colleagues during this time. #DefendPressFreedom
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Can we stop policing what women wear? If she is happy and can bike comfortably in it, that's her choice. "Baka masilipan... Baka mabastos," Aba, madali lang naman solusyon diyan. Eh di 'wag kayong bastos.
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Not every woman deserves our unqualified support or praise. That's not what feminism is. A woman who is complicit in misogyny should be called out.
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The worst writers are those who just write but don't read.
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And you can tell yourself to "get a grip" or "you're better than this" all you want, but in reality "this" is all you can manage right now. Time didn't heal any wounds, none of the usual proverbs apply. Words, names, and places feel like blows to your kneecaps. You are not okay.
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If you don't want to be called out for being a sex predator maybe, and here's a radical idea so bear with me, DON'T BE A SEX PREDATOR.
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the world pre-2016 vs 2018 I HAD A DREAM MY LIFE WOULD BE SO DIFFERENT FROM THIS HELL I'M LIVING
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Why do people call without messaging! Please send a message and set a schedule. People can't drop everything they're working on to cater to your spur of the moment task.
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no, no patience for “educate me why US elections matter to us Filipinos”-type posts today google mo na lang graduate ka naman, matanda ka na
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I reject the notion that academic excellence cannot go hand in hand with advocacy and activism. Academic excellence without a moral compass, then what is it for?
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during my depressive episodes I worry constantly about performance because I don't know how to explain to people that moving through a single day takes all of me
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mich 🐛 komiket pride #35
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today i fear the thought that all my friends will have reached financial stability in their 30s while my partner and i will still be scraping by in entry-level jobs... adhd's potential to derail your entire professional life + retirement scares me
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Real God tier. Don't fight it. You know it's true.
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She's posted bail six times, paid more than Imelda Marcos. Sorry not sorry that @mariaressa refuses to give you the satisfaction of crumbling in the face of bullies.
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This has been my pet peeve for the longest time. Stop romanticizing haciendas and reducing them to aesthetics. There's nothing glorious about exploited workers. If we want to talk heritage, let's confront our bloody past (and sadly, the present).
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When will these out of touch pa-artsy hacienderxs stop pushing their delusional narrative of "Sugarlandia". This gross romanization of Negros feudalism is built upon the (breaking) backs of farmers and peasants they further oppress by exploiting their images.
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Galit sa drug addicts kasi rapist daw sila. But the comfort women who were raped? Deadma. I've said this again and again: you really don't care about women. We're convenient pawns to justify a deranged drug war.
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President Rodrigo Duterte stressed that the controversial comfort woman statue along Roxas Boulevard can be placed "somewhere else."
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So: you're not thinking clearly, and there will be consequences to your impulses you might regret later. Step one: breathe. 4 counts in, hold for 4, exhale for 8. Do at least 3 rounds or more if you need it. This tricks your brain into thinking "calm down you're not gonna die"
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made an UNHHHH friendship bracelet @WorldOfWonder
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The one and only Superstar Nora Aunor is here! #HereTogether
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"Where's the police that's usually quick to jail state enemies?" Here's a great editorial with amazing visuals as usual by Nico Villarete: (I hate how GIF shares on Facebook don't carry the link to the article.)
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If you're afraid the anti-discrimination bill is a threat to your freedom of speech maybe you should rethink the bullshit you're saying.
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When you're angry your brain goes into flight or fight. You might feel your heart race, antsy, hyperactive and overwhelmed by a surge of emotion. Your decision-making is overriden by the need to survive. Good for your ancestors running from a bear but not really for daily life.
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People who are blatantly dismissive of other people’s pain do not deserve our kindness. Save compassion only for those capable of it.
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I've always bristled at the notion that people remain poor because they are "bad" with money. That maybe if they learned to save or invest then they could pull themselves out of poverty. This overlooks so many systemic issues that keep them poor.
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Antibiotic resistance is a thing! Use antibiotics only when directed by a doctor and necessary.
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Kailangan mo bang uminom ng antibiotic kung ikaw ay inuubo/sinisipon/masakit ang lalamunan?💊🤔
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Fact check: Rappler does issue errata. In fact, we have a corrections page which has ALL of our corrections. We're very transparent about our mistakes. I would ask you to do your research before talking but you're not really known for that, are you? 😉
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Kanye closes with Only One at #ParadiseIMF2016 .
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A member of an audience then stood up and said, "But sir, Duterte is a very charismatic figure and a lot of people like him." Roque responded, "Well, Hitler was charismatic and so was Marcos." WELP.
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Said this before and I'll say it again: if a grown adult man is in a teenage girl's DMs... JAIL If I hear another "She's mature for her age," excuse I'm going to throw hands.
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We all deserve a supportive bestie like @brigiding . ♥️ @VinasDeluxe
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Likes, comments are shallow metrics to gauge your worth & impact. What is right is not always popular, what is popular is not always right.
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dude i just want my country to love me back
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Beyond Maggie, all this just shows why annulment isn't an ideal solution and we need divorce. Annulment is an expensive and painful process. Imagine what that nightmare is like for women who don't have the same privileges.
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Crowd lights up: "Ang tao, ang bayan, ngayon ay lumalaban!" #MarcosBurial
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Seeking validation on social media is like drinking salt water. The more you take, the worse your thirst. Find meaning elsewhere and stop digging shallow wells.
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"Hindi ka botante, shut up ka na lang."
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