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The Oatmeal

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6 months

Exploding Kittens: Official Teaser Trailer

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The Oatmeal

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4 years

BREAKING: Tesla announces new CyberBus

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6 years

What a mobile website is SUPPOSED to do.

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The Oatmeal

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5 years

Written by @ASmallFiction

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7 years

What a mobile website is -supposed- to do

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4 years

Something to consider for the next decade. Written by @ASmallFiction .

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3 years

❤️ #Mars2020

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3 years

Every time the sun goes down for a nap

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The Oatmeal

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7 years

You're not going to believe what I'm about to tell you

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The Oatmeal

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3 years

After 4 years of doomscrolling, today is for gleefreshing

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The Oatmeal

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3 years

BREAKING: Trump team scrambles to make a MySpace page. “We’re still in this fight!” they say, rolling up their sleeves as they hunker down in front of their last-remaining Compaq Presario.

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The Oatmeal

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2 years

Hi. I have three updates for you. 1. Today I turned 40. 2. Last week my wife gave birth to our son. His name is Theo. He's adorable. 3. I am now unsure what to do about my backlog of comics that depict babies as diarrhea-pumping hobgoblins.

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3 years

"We love you. You're very special." -Sauron, to his Orcs. As Mordor explodes.

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The Oatmeal

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3 years

🐢

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The Oatmeal

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5 years

🧡

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The Oatmeal

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5 years

What a mobile website is *supposed* to do

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The Oatmeal

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6 years

I illustrated this tiny story from @ASmallFiction

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The Oatmeal

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4 years

Taking compliments. Written by James Miller of @ASmallFiction .

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The Oatmeal

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7 years

lol

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The Oatmeal

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1 year

Rise again

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The Oatmeal

@Oatmeal

7 years

Reaching people on the internet.

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The Oatmeal

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8 years

I'm starting to suspect that George R.R. Martin is the author behind 2016

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The Oatmeal

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3 years

2021, you got this

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The Oatmeal

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Celestial events

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The Oatmeal

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4 years

We should probably call it a night

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The Oatmeal

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6 years

Emotions.

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The Oatmeal

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3 years

Nobody is listening

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The Oatmeal

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6 years

The internet, starting tomorrow.

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The Oatmeal

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5 years

Written by @ASmallFiction

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The Oatmeal

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6 years

Saturday night.

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The Oatmeal

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3 years

We should probably call it a night

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The Oatmeal

@Oatmeal

6 years

Words.

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The Oatmeal

@Oatmeal

3 years

mood

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The Oatmeal

@Oatmeal

7 years

Creatives: you're doing it for the EXPOSURE.

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The Oatmeal

@Oatmeal

3 years

Thbbbtttt

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The Oatmeal

@Oatmeal

3 years

BREAKING: NASA releases the first photo from #Mars2020

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The Oatmeal

@Oatmeal

6 years

I hate how once candy reaches a certain size it’s declared polyamorous. “M&Ms: now in sharing-size!” It’s just me and the bag, okay? Just the two of us. Alone. Feasting in the dark.

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The Oatmeal

@Oatmeal

6 years

My life right now.

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The Oatmeal

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4 years

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The Oatmeal

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6 years

Ever been in a design meeting with multiple people? Remember that idiocy is multiplicative, not additive. A half-wit combined with another half-wit does not equal a full-witted person. It equals a quarter-wit. I have outlined my formula here.

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The Oatmeal

@Oatmeal

7 years

Happy President's Day

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The Oatmeal

@Oatmeal

4 years

🔻+🔋=💊

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The Oatmeal

@Oatmeal

3 years

Meteor shower

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The Oatmeal

@Oatmeal

3 years

A friend told me my Loki drawing looks like an avocado and I’m inclined to agree. Say hello to guacaloki.

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The Oatmeal

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3 years

Yesterday I said goodbye to Rambo. I posted an update below the comic.

My Dog: The Paradox

A comic about my dog, Rambo.

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The Oatmeal

@Oatmeal

3 years

i have drawn this kitten

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The Oatmeal

@Oatmeal

6 years

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The Oatmeal

@Oatmeal

6 years

I drew my cat.

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The Oatmeal

@Oatmeal

8 years

For someone who doesn't care about Pokemon, this is the internet right now

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The Oatmeal

@Oatmeal

5 years

!!!!!!!

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The Oatmeal

@Oatmeal

7 years

I think the real winner tonight is alcoholism

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The Oatmeal

@Oatmeal

5 years

Dear internet: next week we're landing on Mars. Here's everything you need to know.

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The Oatmeal

@Oatmeal

6 years

that moment when u don't fully understand something but you decide to explain it to someone else anyway and as ur bullshitting you suddenly understand your own explanation and your BS turns into perceptive truth that's called bullshitspiration be fearless.it turns shit to gold

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The Oatmeal

@Oatmeal

3 years

The life cycle of a chicken

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The Oatmeal

@Oatmeal

3 years

Rest in peace, Rambo.

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5 years

🚨🔋

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The Oatmeal

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7 years

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The Oatmeal

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3 years

Rambo's surgeon sent me an email after he read "My Dog: The Paradox." Partially because I was grateful and partially because I was depressed about Rambo dying, I called up the emergency clinic and paid $10,000 toward other people's emergency vet bills.

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The Oatmeal

@Oatmeal

2 years

THBBBTTTTTT

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2 years

Forbidden love

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The Oatmeal

@Oatmeal

6 years

🐈

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The Oatmeal

@Oatmeal

7 years

The last president to skip the WHCD was Ronald Reagan, who couldn't make it because he was recovering from an assassination attempt.

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The Oatmeal

@Oatmeal

3 years

Fun facts about #Mars2020

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The Oatmeal

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5 years

I have posted this comic every Easter for 10 years. Today is no exception.

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The Oatmeal

@Oatmeal

7 years

2016.

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The Oatmeal

@Oatmeal

3 years

I wanna see a documentary about David Attenborough that’s narrated by wild animals

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The Oatmeal

@Oatmeal

3 years

Fairy Tales 2020

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The Oatmeal

@Oatmeal

2 years

The lunar eclipse from Seattle last night

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@Oatmeal

7 years

I wanna make a show called “Normaler Things” about a demogorgon who travels to the human world and gets a job at Staples

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The Oatmeal

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7 years

🥚➡️🐓

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The Oatmeal

@Oatmeal

3 years

Today feels like Christmas Eve but instead of Christmas tomorrow is The Purge

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The Oatmeal

@Oatmeal

5 years

and so it begins

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The Oatmeal

@Oatmeal

3 years

america, you got this

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The Oatmeal

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2 years

I know my paintings get like 1/10th the amount of engagements as my comics, but I don’t care. Here’s a nice painting of a lil’ burb.

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The Oatmeal

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4 years

Selling things

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The Oatmeal

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6 years

A friendly reminder.

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The Oatmeal

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7 years

An attack.

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The Oatmeal

@Oatmeal

6 years

i am upset by ueue

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The Oatmeal

@Oatmeal

3 years

Big day for me.

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The Oatmeal

@Oatmeal

6 years

Me: I wonder what time it is *picks up phone. Watches a video of a pug riding a tricycle. Puts phone back down.* Me: I wonder what time it is *Repeats this process until the lights go out in the universe.*

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The Oatmeal

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3 years

C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER