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@notunslee
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8 months
I am working on myself, and not in the way that most people say (which usually just entitles being a dickhead to others and hitting the gym). If you're in my life and can afford to, please be patient with me. I will have missteps, I will fuckup.
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@notunslee
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2 months
@Viathanlol meh what is even a life worth living tho?
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@notunslee
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11 months
@lorenaaorsi @clovertrevo não conseguiria imaginar a lore a escutar um cara falando de criptomoeda sem rir kkkkkk
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1 year
@ERESHKIG4L "não, eu não coNSigo"
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@notunslee
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9 months
@VALORANT chicken nuggets... because it's FAST food.
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@notunslee
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10 months
@dia_paranormal *sem motivo* a cabeça do lindo:
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@notunslee
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1 year
@C9VAL @Noynvlr For the non-brazillains, "bagre d'or" is like the diss version of "Ballon d'Or" instead of electing the best player, @Noynvlr along with his followers elect the worst player of the week. (first was ardiis, latest was the sentinels coach)
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@notunslee
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1 month
i got so mad i started flaming kayo for camping and turns out it was petra 😭😭 (i was just consistently getting one tapped) i'm sorry @PetraStoker
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@notunslee
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1 year
@Bo_Hoogland Honestly, part of the cringe from Valorant is fomented by certain content creators that incite degenerate behaviour during ranked like the massive coping, barking, moaning, saying random shit. It's flat-out weird ngl.
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@notunslee
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1 year
@VALORANTLeaksEN I am dumb, does this mean it'll be even less accurate or more accurate?
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@notunslee
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5 months
@leclercsletters damn i wanna cuddle him too 😭
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@notunslee
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10 months
@ValorINTEL yeah this is fake af. there's no WAY that tenz isn't on sentinels, not even as a content creator or something, he literally brings all the attention to sentinels, he is the face of sentinels, without him the team will not have any fans left 💀
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@notunslee
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1 year
@_Od26 Honestly, in Valorant there are a lot of wannabe prodigies who boast about not aim training and having gotten radiant within less than 200 hours, then they have thousands upon thousands of hours on other fps's with similar mechanics 😭
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@notunslee
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1 year
@Bo_Hoogland funny considering zeek seems like the only one who generally wants to win while the rest of the team there's people who don't even know proper utility usage on support agents.
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@notunslee
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1 year
@LOUDgg simplesmente ele
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1 year
@ValorINTEL tbh I don't feel like there's currently much of a difference between tier1 and tier2 in valorant at the given moment. there are players from last year who didn't get into franchising despite playing in the big leagues who had better numbers and impact than their peers in t1 now.
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@notunslee
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11 months
@ValorantUpdated bro my nightmarket was good and i wont shut up about it, i am so mad. i want mine back
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@notunslee
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11 months
@aspascontext mano eu ri quando ele falou aishiteru pq é uma coisa que tu fala para namorada/o lá no japão KKKKKKKKKKKK o cara morreu
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@notunslee
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10 months
@_Od26 I just don't like that it implies this rhetoric that to invest time into something you must be making money. Sometimes people just want to get better at something, money isn't the only incentive in the world.
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@notunslee
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11 months
Riot... I want my night market back, I don't want a new one, please.
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@notunslee
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11 months
@ethanarnold a trap that acts like a vortex and a throwable molly that insta pops? lovely
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@notunslee
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3 months
@FaydeVLR no offense to the coach or whoever made this decision but it's just awful. the whole point of creating a roster is to create something that everyone is comfortable and succeeds on. yay does NOT succeed on these roles, he can't play to his potential, it doesn't fit him.
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@notunslee
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9 months
@oskarifps @ValorINTEL giants started it. they said their run was lucky at tokyo lmao
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@notunslee
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3 months
keep edating
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@notunslee
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10 months
@EFJFNM @Emmmyalluu @Dexerto unless you're selling crack
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@notunslee
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9 months
@lhfaria @ardiis To be fair, you keep blaming people's reactions but you totally miss social cues, context and your wording is quite horrible. Some people are trying to make a living out of this, making a joke about it is beyond tone deaf.
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@notunslee
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1 year
@lorenaaorsi @amethbriding até a própria já quer largar desse assunto e seguir em frente e a galera NÃO DEIXA os dois seguirem em frente, puta q pariu
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@notunslee
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5 months
big news: you can't be hot and depressed apparently
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@notunslee
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1 year
@xandiabo o kaiser do badboyhalo é o kaiser do joui, não existe.
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@notunslee
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10 months
@HoodieSoto @snhuz you know when it's serious if even guapo drops the persona, he had enough of him 😭
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@notunslee
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5 months
happy w/ my body lately
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@notunslee
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9 months
@mikl_00 @TruePamgam @iconiksongs and some people have faith and literally just don't give two cents, it's someone else's artistic expression, it doesn't mean they've given themselves to the devil. there are murals in churches with depictions of temptation and devils, are they devilish now? 😭
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@notunslee
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5 months
@thisusertwtss that's part of healing. some days are bearable and we even go "wow I've come so far" and others you just feel like you're back at square one.
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@notunslee
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1 year
@LOUDgg ÚLTIMA HORA: LOUD colocar Tutu atrás de um vidro para visitantes pagarem e o verem sofrer nas ranqueadas dos bagres do NA
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@notunslee
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7 months
@xarelton glr n sbe lidar com o desconforto, porra, tem coisa que eu n gosto de ouvir nem falar sobre, mas se alguém, um amigo precisa... é só fazer se a gente realmente se importa.
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@notunslee
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3 months
@Bo_Hoogland @Derke ok but no joke, i saw car and he's so good... if EG pulls a move like they did last year with this guy...
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@notunslee
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15 days
@Coreano resumo: falou merda na sua ex equipe, quis dar 10K dol para o coach kickar um player, está performando muito abaixo do que "deveria"
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@notunslee
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10 months
@TheGuard @M80gg I know the match is over but this one isn't, can you finish it up please?
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@notunslee
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11 months
@ValorantPixels para os mais jovens, vale ressaltar que para além disso ele tem milhares de horas no unreal engine que é um jogo que demanda bastante de mira. ele é bom sim, mas não nasceu ensinado e todo o mundo com esforço e dedicação consegue ser bom!
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@notunslee
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11 months
@purp03 @ChronicKofee @vladk0r_vlr so he's just moaning around other 4 men for no reason? AYO
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@notunslee
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10 months
@Michellelelele3 and @NoiaFPS are LITERALLY the same person, I can't be the only to see it, RIGHT?
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@notunslee
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11 months
mano os japoneses são mt fofos com o aspas kkkkkk
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@notunslee
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1 year
@FNATIC we joke but the moment we see leo smile, that will be the end of the server.
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@notunslee
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1 year
@aspascontext "mais dois"? eu ouvi "faz o ace"
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@notunslee
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1 year
@willminder Riot has some dubious decision making.
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@notunslee
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1 year
@Zellsis you could never be a bagre my guy, the brazillians actually like you, one of the few NA players that hasn't said anything weird about brazil lmao
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@notunslee
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1 year
@canalsmokemid a C9 joga igualzinho à paper rex no início de 2022, só chocou porque estava ganhando jogando tipo ranqueada, mas esse estilo de jogo tem uma hora que deixa de funcionar
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@notunslee
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7 months
@heavensbvnny people are allowed to do whatever they want with their lives but that doesn't mean you get to hurt someone and not expect them to be mad or grow bitter towards you.
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1 year
@lorenaaorsi só prova que ela não deu o rim de boa vontade, deu porque pensou que ia ganhar algo em troca como fama, etc, então quer que a Selena mencione o nome dela para ela continuar sendo relevante
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@notunslee
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2 months
@StaticMMIV 11-3 and this guy is so maad i think astra is the one who needs help 😭
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@notunslee
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2 months
@Viathanlol i have all of those and my life still does not feel worth loving, really curious what's his definition of it.
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@notunslee
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8 days
@texerino @VALORANT same happened to me and i reinstalled val ,-, if anyone wants to send goated crosshair codes send it pls
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@notunslee
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1 year
@Noynvlr não, desperdício de player para outra org. quando toca a sexto player, prefiro que seja alguém na role de controlador ou flex, dá mais proveito ao time.
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@notunslee
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11 months
@aheartout Mixed teams: *refuse to pracc against GC teams* Male coaches and players: "yeah this is why X and Y and I could clear them any day" 💀 It's unreal.
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5 months
@leclercsletters the man stopping him as if he's about to walk into the cars 😭
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@notunslee
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9 months
@Noynvlr deixa só o tuyz dar uma pinadinha que já vai cair o inferno nele coitado
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@notunslee
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9 months
@yayahuz @andressa_mimis @LOUDgg Por vezes a gente não entende o porquê das coisas acontecerem, mas é a Fé que nos guia! Fé que vai dar tudo certo Yayah. Por agora, adeus.
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@notunslee
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9 months
@FearothVAL saadhak, tomaszy, enzo, rb, mistic playing for DFM
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@notunslee
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1 year
@CordeiroFzL @loudinhos @vaLLLorant @LoudComments @lipebxd sem farpas para o grande saadhak, mas faz sentido alguém durinho de mira pickar a raze ao invés do saad
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@notunslee
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9 months
@NAVIValorant saad x ange1.
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@notunslee
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1 year
@nyangdll mano, pprt, odeio que muita gente n dá valor para outras roles sem ser duelistas. nAts, alfajer, chronicle, less...
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@notunslee
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1 year
@VALORANTLeaksEN i hope it's a vietnamese or chinese agent 🙏
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1 year
@minijake_ after that match against 100T, I think DRX is more appropriate 😭 /jk
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1 year
@tixinhadois @loud_saadhak para quem não entende inglês "tenha paciência, tudo é difícil antes de se tornar fácil"
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@notunslee
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5 months
deleting all of my chats with people i used to talk with and exes. i will never let myself be treated like that again. i don't care about the memories anymore. i am alive, i will create memories with people who deserve me and my efforts.
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@notunslee
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6 months
richard siken save me from ghosting 🥲 tired of feeling like it's my fault but never having an answer so I don't know if it is or isn't.
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@notunslee
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11 months
@takenoko_916 your aim was really good!! good ace. by the way @loud_aspas said something at the end, I am not sure if you heard it but someone on his stream told him to say it, it was supposed to be a compliment but the guy lied to him :(( he didn't mean it! he said you were good!
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@notunslee
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7 months
@astralbaes "i love you" "love you" "i love you too" are three different things, i won't elaborate!
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@notunslee
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1 year
@Noynvlr mano eu esqueci que era uma da manhã aqui e gritei "QYOTAAAAAAA"
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@notunslee
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10 months
@dia_paranormal oq faz sentido né, porque o "oculto" como a gente conhece teve suas raízes na frança medieval e o termo em si tmb surgiu na frança
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@notunslee
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6 months
@leclercdata sensible king
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@notunslee
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9 months
@LLL_SpaceX mano e esse climão no fim?! do mini e do boaster? credo culpar o player por a perda de um round numa conferência...
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@notunslee
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11 months
@willminder tbh I think he should've invested in young talent. if he wants to keep going, PERSONALLY, I would let go of this roster and buyout TTR.
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1 year
@GeorgeCGed I think it's important that LOUD and FNATIC lose too. They are all guaranteed 1st/2nd seed, nothing left to proof, better to fail now or trying something odd than to do that in playoffs
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1 year
@skhyska @kissubie thank god there are mechanisms and medication to help those problem, unfortunately, there's nothing in modern science that could help you <3
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@notunslee
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11 months
@Noynvlr Sabe o que eu gostaria de ver? Por motivos de nostalgia, um mini-vcb com: MIBR LOUD FURIA THE UNION 00 NATION + campeão do split2 de GC
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11 months
@ValorantUpdated bro I am genuinely so fucking pissed, I never get good shops, have never gotten a good night market, the minute I have a good night market this happens... ffs and I bet riot won't recompensate people in any way
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9 months
@srxrlm @springsnelsons I am guessing it felt the exact same way for the book readers 😭 I do have a feeling like it's important though, it's a comfort show of mine, it's important that people understand that misunderstandings happen even in healthy relationships.
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@notunslee
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10 months
@AimbotNeon @OfficialANGE1 This tweet is brought to you by. ChatGPT's newest collaborator, the Valorant Player AI
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@notunslee
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11 months
tomaszy ascent pov: @sawggofficial @tomaszy_
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@notunslee
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1 year
@OfficialBoaster i swear, one of the final commemorations has to be you guys all tickling him to forcefully make that man laugh
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1 year
@BxbyJ_ no wonder aspas hates na ranked so much
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@notunslee
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5 months
i'll delete this one when i wake up, byez
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@notunslee
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9 months
@Uno1o1o @Starxlust @shacotp twitter serves as mini public diaries for a lot of people, they don't always want help 😭
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1 year
@sealsaplatypus @poxamarquinhos talvez porque o cara morreu cantando essa música, só pesquisar, coisa ruim mesmo
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@notunslee
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2 months
@keepteeincin @Harrymusk7 @Viathanlol thank you! appreciate the words 💛
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5 months
@thisusertwtss we don't have to beat around the bush. sometimes people make selfish decisions for selfish reasons. and no, choosing yourself isn't "selfish" but choosing to not tell someone and just dip is indeed selfish.
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9 months
@1DemZo @oskarifps @ValorINTEL deadass, the whole roster of GIANTS has been playing valorant since 2020 + previous experience in other fps games, some having even competed in csgo previously... 💀
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@notunslee
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10 months
@canalsmokemid @maisesportsbr @quelvlr_ Eu continuo sem entender essas notícias. Ele não retornou porque estava nos EUA com a naxy... e eles voltaram relativamente cedo de Tóquio. Os outros foram curtir as férias deles no brasil e ele ficou pelos EUA.
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10 months
@minijake_ you give them too much credit... of course they're gonna do that!
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@notunslee
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1 year
@_Od26 What's worse is that there are a lot of content creators, especially coach CCs who preach about not smurfing and improvement yadda yadda and then every other week a new iron to rad series lmao
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@notunslee
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1 year
@LOUDgg saadhak tá no nível do capitão erwin, FODA-SE
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@notunslee
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9 months
@valorantzonegg @zmjjkk @EDG_Edward @LOUDgg eles se esquecem que a LOUD é a atual campeã do mundo, quase a ter derrubado é um feito imenso!
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@notunslee
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11 months
@_Od26 unranked, i casually partake in reality
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11 months
@_Od26 well... at least it's his duo. the team I created booted me... like I was the one calling all of them to form a team and I GOT BOOTED.
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@notunslee
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1 year
@loud_tuyz @loud_less tmb achei isso fofo
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@notunslee
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9 months
@career_val @Eggsterr "I am just an innocent boy playing video games." "I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds."
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1 year
@tixinhadois Eu não quero ser esse cara, mas mano... a FURIA é um time que enfurece os fãs pelo facto de eles não pararem de errar do mesmo jeito. É que faz quase um ano que os erros são sempre os mesmos e toda hora estão "correndo atrás de melhorar nisso" e não para. pqp.
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@notunslee
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1 year
@FionnOnFire less, most consistent player throughout all of the series
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