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an anxious narcissist walks into a bar... //23

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@notsovirall
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1 year
“The journey of Leo Messi with Argentina is like a cinematic film. It begins with hope, culminates in sorrow, but turns in victory”
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@notsovirall
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3 years
Guys to girls who watch football: 🇺🇸: Oh you watch football, that’s great! 🇮🇳: Chal bata offside rule kya hota hai
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@notsovirall
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ME AND WHO😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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I remember my mom telling me that these were made with sewage water
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them summer vacations used to hit different man
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@notsovirall
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2 years
Pedri for number 10, he’s just unreal
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@notsovirall
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2 years
Unreal trolling🥹
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1 year
White people are so unhinged, like who gave you the permission to call Jalebi, honey pretzels, HONEY PRETZELS ARE YOU KIDDING ME, THIS IS WAR NO OTHER OPTION
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1 year
Talking to older men is so much fun, I asked this dude if he knows what does ‘Rizz’ mean and my man asked if it’s a slang for ‘Reservation’😭😭😭😭
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@notsovirall
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4 years
Whoever came up with the spelling of receipt was an idiopt.
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1 year
A happy Messi warms my heart fr😭❤️
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3 years
Uh huh
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@notsovirall
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4 years
When she tells you she’s with the girls but her girls are with you.
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Describe what’s happening in this picture
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3 years
Man, I can’t 😭😭
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@notsovirall
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4 years
Why the fuck is everyone in school here? All this time I thought I was interacting with a bunch of adults wtf
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2 years
Spotify wrapped this spotify wrapped that, how about you spot the perfect opportunity to wrap your arms around me huh
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1 year
Extremely hot Arab guy flirting with me, and for the very first time in my life I’m intimidated
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3 years
Mason Mount goal, Pulisic assist we just love to see this😭💙
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3 years
Teenagers on this app are so strongly opinionated, it’s hopeless. Putting forth your opinion is one thing and completely disregarding others’ opinion is another. Yes, you’re woke, okay we get it, we’ve been there too. Just calm the fuck down.
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@notsovirall
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Honestly speaking, I was waiting for this😭
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2 years
No but like, know your place
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@notsovirall
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3 years
Lukaku unreal composure man, Kovacic assist so smooth OhMyGod
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3 years
Unreal work rate😭😭
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3 years
MY GOAT DID NOT GHOST AAAHHH
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3 years
Brown twitter went from destroy capitalism to free iPhones real quick
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This makes me so happy, I love Messi so much😭❤️
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4 years
Backstreet Algebra Boys Teachers 🤝 Tell me y
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3 years
Men’s football twitter jumping onto the UWCL bandwagon after making misogynistic jokes, slut shaming and disregarding women’s opinion all year round, save yourselves some embarrassment
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3 years
This is simply beautiful! 😭❤️
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3 years
The sheer audacity of this man when Giroud missed😭😭
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4 years
Circle got smaller. Vision got wider.
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3 years
An ideal date, a concept:
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3 years
I think like Jesse Pinkman at times
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3 years
“The journey of Leo Messi with Argentina is like a cinematic film. It begins with hope, culminates in sorrow, but turns in victory”
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@notsovirall
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1 year
Why do men want to shower together so bad? Also a genuine question, what are you even supposed to do while taking a shower together? (no intercourse)
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3 years
Yes
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@notsovirall
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3 years
Life comes at you fast, don’t be shy cry some more
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I literally cannot stop watching this, so many emotions at the same time😭💙
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3 years
No debates anymore
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3 years
The way I discover underrated bands and artists and then refuse to share them with anyone, tf am I so possessive for????
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3 years
Started supporting Chelsea to lay off the weekly depression Barcelona used to give me and now here we are
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3 years
Kroos FC got rattled by a 22 year old player whose professional career has just started, let alone forcing a rivalry for something so petty. Mason Mount effect is unreal, man!
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4 years
Some deeply cunning and coldly efficient characters I absofuckinglutely love.
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3 years
So true king
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3 years
Dua Lipa and Hector Bellerin have some uncanny resemblance oml
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3 years
This is the one!
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3 years
Football Twitter literally peaked in the last 24 hours man, what a day! An emotional roller coaster throughout, right from that hilarious WWE thread to being nostalgic about all the incredible moments of the game and wheezing at the memes to mourning about the end of an era.
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Dude asked me to be in an “exclusive situationship” with him, bro what even is exclusive situationship please I cannot with these men😭😭😭
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4 years
The aUdAciTy of Liverpool fans to call Barcelona shit 🤡
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2 years
Football twitter really rotten to its core for capitalising on yet another woman being abused for their irrelevant prison jokes and all the “household abuse” and “tackle off field” jokes
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3 years
LMFAO
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4 months
NEED TO SEE THE DRAKE VIDEO EVERYONE’S BEEN RAVING ABOUT PLEASE LINK ME UP
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3 years
No disrespect to Modric, but please put your international trophy on the table
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Mfs bringing up the same old 8-2 comeback while slandering Messi or Barcelona, bro your team is playing in the Europa League calm the fuck down😭😭
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3 years
The sexual tension between me and that one person in the lift while Mozart plays in the background
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This is so heartbreaking, all I want is Argentina to win the Copa America. It’s not even about the GOAT debates anymore, but Messi deserves this so much after being unfazed by all of his previous defeats.
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2 years
Made a grammatical mistake while flirting, I wanna die
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@MadridXtra
Madrid Xtra
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🎙| Florentino Perez: “16-24 year old fans of that age don't have interest in football.”
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We’ve waited years for this moment, and the wait was worth every second! Undisputed GOAT❤️💙
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Obviously I watch football because it’s a beautiful game. The game:
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Manifesting a Real Madrid win so hard
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3 years
Invest in this invest in that, how about you trade some of your time and invest in me instead huh
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😭😭😭
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I love Luka Modrić so much, can’t believe he’s 37 with that amazing pace. If Messi is rolling back the years so is Modrić, utterly insane performance from him so far. Both LM 10 are GOATS for me fr.
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This interview could’ve been a tweet
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Madrid’s loss isn’t just a loss, its a cultural reset, its a lifestyle, a reason to breathe, an escape from this cruel world filled with thieves, its an art, the first gift you open on christmas, a hug from a loved one, everything you’ve ever wanted🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
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Good Morning!
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“This is Barcelona” OH HELL YEAH WE ARE ❤️💙
@RCDEspanyol_EN
RCD Espanyol de Barcelona
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𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐚. 𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐄𝐬𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐨𝐥. #EspanyolBarca #RCDE
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Want a Sugar daddy ASAP please, opening applications
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4 years
When you accidentally type 😎😎🤮😎
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3 years
If Barcelona will win the league because of the match last night, Rakitic will be an undisputed club legend!
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1 year
This was iconic!
@jibransiddiqui
Jibran T. Siddiqui
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Quote this tweet with an ad you loved.
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3 years
Gonna circulate the video where Jethalal is singing Happy Diwali to my friends yet again this year because it’s a Diwali ritual
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Bruno you sick man, this is for kicking Frenkie in the face, HOLDDD DATTTTT
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Run it back
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Good Morning, only to Pedri
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@HSRaz7
HRaz7 🇵🇰
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I’m sorry but Kante is just overrated now
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Hanging out with men who actually listen to the things you say and remember shit feels so weird, like damn you remember me saying that, even I don’t remember saying that
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Rather, go educate yourselves on how to change your opinions when provided with necessary facts and arguments. Blatant disregard of someone else’s opinion is just as bad and disrespectful.
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This video is so wholesome! Messi’s smile is just priceless😭❤️💙
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WHATTA FINISH SIRRRR 🥵
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J. Cole dropped a classic, Kendrick Lamar you have 30 days to respond
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@CFC_Raf RAF WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO CHANGE YOUR AVI?????
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The fact that rival fans feel the need to compare every midfielder to Xavi because he set the bar too high speaks volumes itself
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As a kid I used to lie about my age because I always wanted to be an adult. I cannot believe I wanted to grow up, this shit is ghetto
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One more whitewashed brown guy mispronouncing his name and I’ll commit a hate crime, “hey my name is Prague” abe behen ke lode PARAG hai tera naam
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@FootyHumour Love him or hate him, this man is class
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Rockstar and YJHD is absurdly overrated.
@thecontentedge
Sakshi Jain • Content Strategist
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An opinion about popular movies that can put you in this situation👇🏻
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Messi scoring on his 1000th appearance, GOAT FR FR
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Never not sad
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1 year
Smoking that United pack tonight 🤣
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@ManUtd
Manchester United
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The Erik ten Hag era has begun.
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@FCBarcelona Very bad timing to use the word Monopoly
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I need more friends who don’t do weed, vape or cigarettes, only drink alcohol occasionally and really live their best lives sober, I’m tired of people just being stoned or high most of the times, really don’t feel like talking to them
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Is my degree really worth all this mental trauma and turmoil that I’m going through?
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1 year
Good Morning to the GOAT only!
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Barcelona women’s team play such sleek and clean football, far more superior than the men’s team.
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Spotify ads getting more and more annoying each passing day. How tf is making a bumble account equivalent to achieving great things in life mfker are you a fucking daft, huh? At least make it make sense
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Max Verstappen let’s fuckin gooooooo!
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Nothing comes close
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Indian parents have the most fragile egos. If you are countering them with rational arguments they won't listen to the better opinion rather they will make it about you disrespecting them basically just because you are voicing against their ingrained rigid understanding of life
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