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@notlivbenson
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3 months
@reali_panda Omg 🤦🏻‍♀️ did the production worker think “this is either a child or an adult with very small feet…. Probably the latter! Margs it is!”
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@notlivbenson
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3 months
@reali_panda 😂😂😂😂😂😂 email Crocs and let them know your daughter got kicked out of school today for trying to bartend 😂thanks a lot
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@notlivbenson
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3 months
Jace’s caseworker finding out that Jenelle is now admitting that David is abusive and unsafe to be around:
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@notlivbenson
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3 months
David chillin on his boat:
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@notlivbenson
liv benson
5 months
@PBandJenelley_1 Remember when your husband abused your son, CPS took him away (again), you stayed with his abuser, the judge gave you a public spanking and you violated the gag order time and time again? #ToxicParents #ToxicJenelleEason Now scurry along, you have a huzbin to support!
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@notlivbenson
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4 months
Jenelle helping police search for the person who trashed her garage 🆘
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@notlivbenson
liv benson
4 months
Until David is posting the way Ryan posted about Mackenzie, I'm not buying this. Jenelle could go live signing a divorce decree and I still won't buy it. Call me when they start releasing each other's texts and throwing low blows about their sex life
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@notlivbenson
liv benson
5 months
“Jace was told how important it is to have a relationship with his mother” can someone tell Jenelle how important it is to not abuse your kids????
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@notlivbenson
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3 months
Killing the family pet? Not leaving her huzbin. Strangles their child? Not leaving her huzbin. Spends all day at the bar? Leaving her huzbin.
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2 months
Two instances where Jenelle sat back and seemingly wanted David to “handle” (abuse) Kaiser so she could focus on what she wanted to do. She doesn’t have a word to say about David’s behavior towards Kaiser, she actually seems pleased when David yells at him.
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@notlivbenson
liv benson
4 months
I made Jenelle a sign to post on her gate. Stay safe. Stay alert.
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@notlivbenson
liv benson
4 months
“You aren’t getting custody. Easy as that” - Jenelle *Barb goes on to have custody for 14 years*
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@notlivbenson
liv benson
4 months
Really?! What is Jenelle going to do when this mother contacts the school about Kaiser bullying her child? She can't deny it, she's the one who posted the proof!
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@notlivbenson
liv benson
3 months
Elijah’s ex wife shared this 🤭🤭
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@notlivbenson
liv benson
4 months
🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 Chris Elliott to play Jenelle Evans-Eason in new biopic “Sure, Jan”
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@notlivbenson
liv benson
1 month
Jenelle looks like a grandma who isn’t wearing her dentures lol love that for her
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@notlivbenson
liv benson
4 months
Who Jenelle has started beef with this week: Ashley, Bar, Kail, Leah, Barb, MTV, Viacom shareholders, Netflix, Hulu, Chelsea, The Ashley, Lindsie Chrisley, Elle B, and Kaiser’s classmate Who will be next? Nobody is safe!
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@notlivbenson
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1 month
I guess those esophageal spasms are gone?? How is she even sitting upright with the paralyzing spine cyst? MIRACLES ❤️
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@notlivbenson
liv benson
3 months
The comments on this post are truly delulu. Like with everything else, one photo has people believing Andrew is the father of the year. Never mind that he's been absent for 14 years - which is HIS fault. We've seen Jace look happy with J and D, too. I feel bad for this kid.
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@notlivbenson
liv benson
5 months
Jenelle’s face when the state brings in their character witnesses
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@notlivbenson
liv benson
1 month
Cate: “I don’t under stand why Brannananteresa don’t want to see us• Also Cate: “I’m going to publicly call them out online and tell my crazy fans how selfish I think brannananteresa are”
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@notlivbenson
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5 months
@CatelynnLowell Please don’t ask your followers to fund your dad’s love life. Apply for 90 day fiancé if you don’t want to pay for it. You have a lot of fans that would do anything in an attempt to be noticed by you, including sending you their last dollar. This is so tacky.
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@notlivbenson
liv benson
2 months
Maybe Jenelle will star in Coyote Ugly 2
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@notlivbenson
liv benson
5 months
I cannot get over this whole “my sister did witchcraft and nobody stopped her” thing 🤣 Jenelle, babe, you get naked and dance on your front lawn while your children watch from the pool and nobody stops you. Just quit! If you can have your hobby so she can 😂
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@notlivbenson
liv benson
16 days
Tori is giving me the creeps
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@notlivbenson
liv benson
3 months
Oooh so Jenelle is telling the court that David is BAD BAD. Didn’t she JUST tell them that he’s an amazing huzbin and father? 🤥
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liv benson
3 months
Jenelle yelling POLICIA! POLICIA! has been playing rent free in my head ever since she posted the footage 🤣
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@notlivbenson
liv benson
4 months
Jenelle, I dare you to go 24 hours without mentioning your mom or alluding to her existence in any way shape or form.
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@notlivbenson
liv benson
2 months
Why did she try to word this like Feb 2024 wasn’t 2 months ago 😂
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@notlivbenson
liv benson
27 days
JE spent YEARS crying about not seeing Jace for Mother’s Day & ranting about hai ‘inportet’ the day is to her, to the point she would cry in bed all day and ignore her other children. Now she has him for Mother’s Day and she ditches him to get drunk with friends.
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liv benson
4 months
Jenelle’s ideal passport photo:
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@_AnonHater_
Anon Hater
4 months
It’s just tumbleweeds in that head of hers, isn’t it.
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@notlivbenson
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3 months
Hear me out: David is silent because he knows no reaction pisses Jenelle off more than his outbursts and threats do. She can’t stand the silent treatment, she’s made that very clear on FB every time he leaves the land and doesn’t answer her texts
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@notlivbenson
liv benson
3 months
I cut my bangs with some rusty kitchen scissors I screamed his name 'til the neighbours called the cops 🎶
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4 months
Ashleigh promises to expose Jenelle (while drinking vodka ? ) 👀 🍿
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liv benson
3 months
That time Jenelle said David’s Corona was a glass water bottle 🤣
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@notlivbenson
liv benson
3 months
@CALiSFYNEST "if you know this person from the show you wouldn't think they are like this" Nah.. he seems like that type of guy on the show
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@notlivbenson
liv benson
5 months
If parenting classes should be normalized, why does Jenelle wait until she’s court ordered to take them? If they are so normal, wouldn’t she take them at the first hint of trouble?
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@notlivbenson
liv benson
2 months
Jenelle's CPS workers finding out that Jenelle had admitted to separating from David because he didn't text back for two day and not because she cares about Jace
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liv benson
2 months
So Jenelle is divorcing David because he ignored her for a few days. She says he did NOT abuse Jace, though she cited the incident in her legal separation filing.
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4 months
#JenelleEvans claims her mother Barb won’t stop harassing her, yet we haven’t heard a peep from Barb in over 6 months. Jenelle is asking TikTok prank callers to prank call her 70 y/o mother at 8pm on a Sunday. Barb is the problem?The math isn’t mathing.
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1 month
Not the Jenellians saying kids don’t feel pain after tonsillectomies 🥲 they must have attended the same medical school as Jenelle. Maybe it was the sister school of Farrah’s Harvard
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3 months
Jenelle gets in one argument with David and now people are saying she’s going to be back on Teen Mom and mend her relationship with Barb 🤣 No. She’s going to make up with David.
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1 month
We all knew this was coming and the only reason she has stayed estranged from David. She wouldn’t leave him for her kids but she will do it for a tv show 🙃
@TheAshleysRR
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EXCLUSIVE! Jenelle Evans being brought to 'Teen Mom: The Next Chapter'; some cast members "very upset" that she's coming back to franchise:
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liv benson
3 months
Breaking news! 🚨 Viacom has agreed to bring Jenelle back to MTV. She won’t be appearing on Teen Mom. Jenelle has agreed to star in the DWTS spin-off “Hoe-Down Showdown” 🎥 Check out the trailer:
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3 months
It’s a busy week for Jenelle! Only Tuesday and she’s been filing police reports, linked up with Dolph, got fucked for 3 hours, and now she’s working out again. Next she’s going to say her tubes grew back together and she’s knocked up
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liv benson
4 months
Someone said rent a center must have taken their tv 🤣🤣
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6 months
You’re invited! 🎂 As always, no kids allowed! #JenelleEvans
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4 months
@_AnonHater_ She’s going to say someone tried breaking into their house. She forgot it was just her drunkenly fumbling with the lock and tripping over the trash bags by the front door.
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liv benson
4 months
Jenelle sounds annoyed with “family time” and David sounds like he hasn’t slept in 4 days and they both keep sniffling. A bender would explain Jenelle’s insane behavior all week.
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@notlivbenson
liv benson
2 months
Being a narcissist cannot be easy 😮‍💨
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@notlivbenson
liv benson
4 months
HEY YOU GUYS! 👹
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liv benson
4 months
The Sun being click-baity. We already knew she has unpaid taxes and that she’s paying for multiple criminal lawyers. This can’t be what she’s crying over now
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liv benson
7 months
Of course this is what we have all assumed since David entered the picture but I wonder if someone close to them ~really~ witnessed this
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liv benson
4 months
Jace is definitely on The Land. Ensley seems very happy to see him. Hopefully David is on the boat or at Ape’s
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liv benson
4 months
😅😅😅 Jenelle may have blocked me but this video keeps getting posted. I know she’s seeing it 🤣🤣
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1 month
So do we think Tori knew Jenelle was getting her spot back on Teen Mom? Cause she went from “we don’t associate anymore” to “I’ve missed you babe, let’s hang out daily” real fast. Almost as if she had a motive….
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liv benson
6 months
@Challengeteamtv Lmao Moriah thinks she coined crop tops with cheesy phrases? She should take a walk through target
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4 months
Am I the only one who thinks David is going to enjoy having an excuse to be away from Jenelle? This is the first time in a very long time that Jenelle isn't up his ass. He's probably hoping these visits work out so he can finally have a social life
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liv benson
4 months
TM2 s3 e2 Jenelle is home from rehab and enrolled in summer classes. Luckily for JE Barb is able to take care of her son during all of this. What’s even better is Jenelle mentions Barb gave her money to help buy a new car! That mean mom of hers strikes again 🤡
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@notlivbenson
liv benson
4 months
Dear Barb, I wrote you but you still ain’t calling…. 🤣🤣🤣💀 I cannot be stopped today
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liv benson
3 months
@_AnonHater_ I’m crying. The majority of her complains are behaviors and activities that she participates in. I can’t wait for him to respond and start throwing her under the bus 🍿
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liv benson
4 months
I really hope David ends up in jail. He’s going to be the type who wants to be on the phone 24/7 and that isn’t cheap. Jenelle will go broke putting money on his phone account and buying email stamps.
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2 months
I think Dolph’s fiancé said no more bestie time with Jenelle 💭 - J was depressy and pissy after the boat day that Dolph’s fiancé attended. J probably wasn’t expecting her to be there. J left early - Tori is back. J can only keep one friend at a time
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2 months
Jenelle’s grammar makes me want to crawl in a hole.
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liv benson
4 months
“Respect my son’s privacy today but I’ll be giving you the dirty deets soon!!!!”
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Hatter Banter 🇬🇧
4 months
Look at that dumb face! And what does that mean? She looks smug?
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@notlivbenson
liv benson
3 months
“Thanks Lil Wayne” 🤡 🤡😂
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liv benson
6 months
Jenelle’s fucking laugh 🤣🤣🤣 she sounds exactly like her mother that she hates so much. Karma!
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4 months
“Not going to lie” so we know it’s something she is already lying about
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4 months
@TheAshleysRR Jenelle keeps accusing Barb of telling everyone her business, yet Jenelle is the person who has kept us all up to speed through the entire process
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@notlivbenson
liv benson
3 months
The hottest track of summer ‘24 has been released! 🎶 🪩
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liv benson
2 months
The look of pure terror on Kaiser’s face as David approaches 🥺
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liv benson
4 months
Something has to be going on that has Jenelle losing her fucking mind. I wonder if they received bad news about David's case? Something is going on that she wants to deflect from. Starting shit is nothing new for her but to start it with 10+ people in one week is a lot
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liv benson
5 months
LMAO apparently the bad parents are the ones who haven’t been court ordered to take parenting classes
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liv benson
3 months
And there it is! Jenelle doesn’t like David spending his day at the bar. He’s supposed to be in the boat crying his eyes out for hours, dude!
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liv benson
5 months
#JenelleEvans : I have munchausen by proxy, dude Also Jenelle trying to convince David, an assortment of doctors, and herself that she has an illness:
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liv benson
4 months
I give it 4 hours before Jenelle is vague posting about how awful her day was because David didn’t give her a gift. Two hours after that she will post a roadkill dinner for two that David prepared 🩷
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liv benson
5 months
This!! Jace has been under the care of various medical professionals since September. They know what happened and their word holds a hell of a lot more weight than David’s
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@_AnonHater_ If they didn’t have enough evidence to convict they wouldn’t have upgraded the charge soooo he can sleep “fine” all he wants but there’s something out there that proves he did what he did 🤷🏻‍♀️
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3 months
And now Kail is pissed that Jo is moving because it could change their drop off location. Jo can’t move but Kail can move every 2 years. She started back then and never stopped
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7 months
Jenelle: “nobody talks to me. I can’t trust anyone. I have nobody.” Also Jenelle: “random old women on social media treat me as their own.” Jenelle: “My mom blocked me and won’t speak to me:” Also Jenelle: files a restraining order against her mom
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4 months
If there's one thing Jenelle hates more than Barb ignoring her, it's David having fun without her. I just hope Jace isn't spending the night at Jenelle's so he doesn't have to witness her mental breakdown over David
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liv benson
2 months
Jenelle and Tori were apparently drunk in the bathtub together
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liv benson
4 months
Not Jenelle spending 17 hours in her shed watching music videos 😂 we know she hasn’t stepped foot out of that shed
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liv benson
2 months
Jason Aldean is insufferable. Who cares if he doesn’t want anything to do with CMT? He’s a POS racist who publicly cheated on his wife. Good riddance
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liv benson
3 months
Jenelle is waking around the house with a “pew pew” in her waistband….
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@notlivbenson
liv benson
5 months
Well Jenelle! This is the time to demand your worthless huzbin get a job. There are plenty of factory type jobs that won’t care about his pending abuse charges. Better yet, quit paying for two of those lawyers and take the money and run!
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2 months
Why is Kail obsessed with her kids roasting her? I don’t get it. If my kids make fun of my life choices every day I’d be ashamed
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liv benson
5 months
Cate blocked me 🤧
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liv benson
5 months
@CatelynnLowell Please don’t ask your followers to fund your dad’s love life. Apply for 90 day fiancé if you don’t want to pay for it. You have a lot of fans that would do anything in an attempt to be noticed by you, including sending you their last dollar. This is so tacky.
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liv benson
2 months
That dog is about to see some shit
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3 months
Jenelle: “I’m so happy and over my ex. Life has never been better!” Also Jenelle: spends a solid 24 hours posting about David
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2 months
E’s new haircut is so cute!
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liv benson
4 months
@lTweetStuff My theory: David’s charges will be upgraded again and charges will be filed against Jenelle
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liv benson
3 months
Oh! ooh!!
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liv benson
5 months
If Jenelle’s photos today are ~actually~ from today, K has been wearing that same shirt since at least Wednesday. We know Jenelle doesn’t do laundry.
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liv benson
2 months
Jenelle: "It's ok to violate the protection order for Jace! I need you to come and spend the night. It's fine, dude." also Jenelle: "Leave me alone, dude! Do not talk to me! Do not violate MY order of protection!"
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liv benson
2 months
As we all assumed, the break-in was a play to get David back in the house. Unfortunately he didn’t kiss Jenelle’s ass the way she had hoped
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liv benson
6 months
@_AnonHater_ So she is admitting that she uses Kaiser to get back at other adults when she's mad at them? CPS, are you getting this? Free documentation on a silver platter.
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liv benson
2 months
Kristin is such a dumb bitch for doing nothing. She should have had Nathan and CPS on the phone immediately. At the very least, she could have suggested asking Nathan to get Kaiser so they can do photos. Make it sound like it benefits Jenelle. Fuck Kristin fr
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liv benson
2 months
Delujenelle wasn’t worried about David having guns when she supplied him with a stockpile of them & stuck up for him as he threatened the secret service and the majority of her cast mates. This bitch took him to a gun sale after he strangled her son
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23 days
@lTweetStuff I feel like those drinks were alcohol free lol
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