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4 years
how it started vs how it's going
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2 years
kim kardashian inspired me to get up off my ass and make a sex tape
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2 years
how many days have you to isolate after getting the ick
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2 years
happy international womens day to her
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5 months
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3 years
how i feel after pre drinkin vodka
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1 year
happy international women’s day
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@nothotchris
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6 months
starting to question santa’s legitimacy
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@nothotchris
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1 year
beer in europe €3 beer in ireland €6.50 happy hour in europe ✅ happy hour in ireland ❌ coffee in europe €2 coffee in Ireland €3.50+ taxi in europe €5 taxi in ireland €20+ bus/tram/train in europe €1.50 ah#&@? in ireland: leap card¿
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2 months
me and my 5 housemates raising a kid in our €3000 to rent house
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@irishexaminer
Irish Examiner
3 months
Ireland's fertility time bomb: Falling population 'a dangerous territory' for society and the economy
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2 years
people who open christmas presents on xmas eve 🚩🚩🚩🚩
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2 years
good morning
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@nothotchris
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3 years
why does every lad from dublin look like this
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2 years
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@nothotchris
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3 years
i think ireland should have dedicated public transport
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3 years
Today's poll: Should Ireland have a dedicated transport police?
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@nothotchris
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7 months
another young irish man moved to Auz, when will the government see the damage it’s doing to the country
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7 months
Like it here in Sydney
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@nothotchris
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28 days
studio loft, €1100 a month includes wifi
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How would you decorate this space?
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2 years
the queen 🤝 my vape dead
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1 year
forbidden babybel
@cormac_mcginley
Cormac's Coast
1 year
Another sea smoothed stone circle - they just feel nice 😊 County Clare, Ireland.
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3 years
pubs ✅ gaa match attendance ✅ indoor dining for residents ✅ seeing your child being born ❌ arts & outdoor event attendance ❌ indoor dining for non residents ❌
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2 years
i find it very hard to believe that molly mae has the same 24 hours as a deliveroo driver
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2 years
football twitter are getting my gender bang on this morning
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3 months
jacob elordi in stephen’s green
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popculture
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jacob elordi on the set of 'priscilla'
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3 years
like if you’re not ok
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2 years
good morning to fully grown men only
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3 years
vegan protein 🤝 chloe burrows no whey
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3 years
kneevo for minister of finance
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1 year
trying to pay rent this week
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6 months
listening to parents who have children in australia speak out against immigrants and refugees in this country is INSANE. truly how ireland works.
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3 years
people from westmeath call this a moate control
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1 year
expect to see half the irish coming home soon
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RTÉ News
1 year
Australia has banned recreational vaping and tightened other aspects of e-cigarette laws in the biggest crackdown on the tobacco industry in more than a decade to try to stop an alarming rise in teenage vaping.
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7 months
this is so funny, remember when they were forced to close last year because they had rats
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1 year
me today
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6 months
lucky to get 2 pints with this in dublin
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3 months
patrick’s birthday ☘️
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3 years
when you're a rapist
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2 years
this is the only day you can retweet this
@cliotravers
clio🏳️‍🌈
3 years
hahahaha surely not
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3 years
hope this doesn’t show my age
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1 year
sex is also illegal in ireland
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2 years
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3 years
irish gov
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1 year
why would you even drive to the airport? just take the train
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Irish Independent
1 year
Dublin Airport car park charges will “hit people where it hurts” this summer, according to a Fine Gael Senator
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6 months
getting this message on christmas eve has sent me into an unholy panic
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2 years
silver golf parked on o’connell street holding up traffic from every direction since 17:25
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3 years
i have a good feeling about this
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2 years
my idea of a dysfunctional family are the ones that wear matching pyjamas for christmas
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1 year
still screaming over someone on this saying straight pride was dermot kennedy at marley park
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2 years
daily reminder that i am a man
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3 years
first workout in 3 weeks fck depression
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3 years
they lied to us
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1 year
this is the megan fox and mgk for people who cry a lot
@PopBase
Pop Base
1 year
The Sun reports that Taylor Swift and The 1975’s Matty Healy are dating.
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3 years
i hope this doesn’t get me cancelled
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2 years
a lad i went to school with ended his relationship after being together for years. can’t imagine what the guys going through. it’s going to be very awkward for him attending family events seeing how they were cousins
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3 years
drug .. mule ??
@IrishTimes
The Irish Times
3 years
Drugs being smuggled into Ireland ‘inside horses and donkeys’, policing meeting hears
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1 year
currently
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3 years
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3 years
i was just asked to sign a good luck card for another guy who’s last day is today
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3 years
so far no acknowledgement
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3 years
luas new marketing campaign now up and running
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3 years
can’t get to germany quick enough
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1 year
me 🤝 the only mirror in work
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2 months
currently
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3 years
anyone free valentine’s day lemme know
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3 years
mehole lookin like the grim reaper about to do some business
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Irish Independent
3 years
No meeting outdoors or travel further than 5km until May under new plan
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11 months
how i’d look as a rte presenter
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3 years
these pictures were taken 18 months apart.
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3 years
here we go again
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3 years
daily reminder i’m hot
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3 years
hey
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3 years
once smoking areas open back up we won’t need this app anymore
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3 years
insta saw it first
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1 year
rome to florence 250km 1hr 40m 🚝 cork to dublin 220km 2hr 40m 🚝
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2 years
was reminded of my summer bod today
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2 years
on my birthday
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3 years
hello i am your valentines
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3 years
can’t tell if there’s progress but there is hair growth
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2 years
little miss too scared to check their bank account
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2 years
my budget this week is €5
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3 years
oh wait nm that jobs 9-5
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2 years
shoutout to grand central for holding onto my christmas shopping after a very drunk me left them behind last night
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3 years
midweek pints are good pints
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3 years
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3 years
mam found a hedgehog in our shed and i’m 🥺
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3 years
having a traditional italian brunch of cigarettes and coffee
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7 months
i know zero french and i plan to keep it that way
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3 years
bar woman kept handing me zombies despite me already being sideways, don’t remember getting home and woke up naked 👍🏼 this is the last pic in my camera roll
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3 years
her: sends pic of tarot cards with friends him: who’s winning
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3 years
this happened
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a year into quarantine wtf... qrt selfies from the beginning of quarantine last march, im tryna see something😭
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3 years
i’m red now
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1 year
in my dior aftershave era
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3 years
feeling myself
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3 years
couldn’t decide which one looked more awkward. twitter for iphone
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3 years
no longer have to pee after sex
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3 years
i got my hair cut
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3 years
this is terrifying. imagine being a child and getting dragged into a dark building by grown men you don’t know.
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1 year
hola
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3 years
it really upsets me that at this age i still struggle to find a sense of belonging and a friend group that will do as much for me as i would do for them
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1 month
good morning
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