Alfonso Manalastas 🇵🇸 @not_alfonso Twitter profile

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Alfonso Manalastas 🇵🇸

@not_alfonso

7 months

the poet / the poem

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@RegineCabato

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the poet / the poem

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Alfonso Manalastas 🇵🇸

@not_alfonso

2 years

LOOK ME IN THE EYES AND TELL ME INFLATION ISN’T REAL

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@not_alfonso

2 years

lorde at her concerts:

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@not_alfonso

4 years

Media shutdown? Massive military control? Warrantless arrests? This not martial law sure sounds like martial law 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@not_alfonso

3 years

“...and blew them yawa.”

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Alfonso Manalastas 🇵🇸

@not_alfonso

4 years

Baliktarin nga natin: kung wala kayong masamang ginagawa, bakit kayo takot sa aktibista? #JunkTerrorBill

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Alfonso Manalastas 🇵🇸

@not_alfonso

5 years

Pineapple on pizza haters and lovers unite against the real enemy

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@lnachman32

5 years

It's happening. I'm having the mythical Taiwan exclusive boba pizza from Domino's for dinner. Will report back on the situation later.

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Alfonso Manalastas 🇵🇸

@not_alfonso

4 years

I shook Daniel Padilla’s hand one time while I had the pink eye. Told him, “hala sorry, may infection ako”. Then he shook a random stranger’s hand and turned to me saying, “pinasa ko na!” Next time I saw him, kinumusta niya mata ko 🥺🥺🥺

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@YusufYuie

4 years

What’s ya most awkward or interesting celebrity interaction you have had? Lol I have so many 😂

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Alfonso Manalastas 🇵🇸

@not_alfonso

4 years

I do not understand government protocols. You ban jeepneys and tricycles and instead replicate their services using government resources WITHOUT ENFORCING your proud social distancing policy? You stripped people from their livelihood for this chickenshit?

Kara David

@karadavid

4 years

1st day of GCQ: a lot of stranded passengers along Commonwealth Avenue. Commuters trying to flag down private vehicles to be able to get to work. PNP truck passes by and commuters scramble to get a seat. Video from Allan Gatus of DZBB

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Alfonso Manalastas 🇵🇸

@not_alfonso

3 years

Quick rant: one of the toxic workplace habits we need to stop is assigning people tasks on a friday that are due on monday. It’s like we expect people to just drop whatever weekend plans they had and it’s somehow acceptable because technically, you gave them a two-day lead time.

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Alfonso Manalastas 🇵🇸

@not_alfonso

4 years

If you shoot a man twice, and in vital areas of the body, you are not trying to neutralize him. You are trying to murder him.

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Alfonso Manalastas 🇵🇸

@not_alfonso

4 years

Duterte threatening to ban Facebook in the Philippines is cute. Imagine threatening to ban your own propaganda machinery 😌

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Alfonso Manalastas 🇵🇸

@not_alfonso

3 years

What cops are capable of doing in broad daylight, surrounded by civilians, in front of their own children — all these things make you wonder how much worse they can do in the dark, with no witnesses, no cameras, no law. #PulisAngTerorista

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Alfonso Manalastas 🇵🇸

@not_alfonso

4 years

Can’t believe we’re still debating the gender politics of rape in 2020. 🙄 Aguy.

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Alfonso Manalastas 🇵🇸

@not_alfonso

4 years

I MADE FRIENDS WITH A CONDO NEIGHBOR AND SHE GAVE ME FREE PASTA

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Alfonso Manalastas 🇵🇸

@not_alfonso

4 years

Let’s be honest, we are both these people depending on who we’re talking to.

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Alfonso Manalastas 🇵🇸

@not_alfonso

3 years

Twitter oomfs: “AOTY” My brain: “attack on titan...yarn?”

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Alfonso Manalastas 🇵🇸

@not_alfonso

4 years

Might be a good time to remind you all that the administration just cut 10 billion from our health budget.

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Alfonso Manalastas 🇵🇸

@not_alfonso

4 years

Galit kayo sa nagpoprotesta pero hindi kayo galit sa pinoprotesta. Dalawa lang yan: nuknukan kayo ng katangahan o nuknukan kayo ng kasamaan. #JunkTerrorBill

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Alfonso Manalastas 🇵🇸

@not_alfonso

5 years

Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello

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@hailpaimin

5 years

why is this hot?

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Alfonso Manalastas 🇵🇸

@not_alfonso

2 years

Claire, it’s french

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@MothershipSG

2 years

Lion in China zoo goes viral for fringe, zookeepers deny giving it haircut

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Alfonso Manalastas 🇵🇸

@not_alfonso

4 years

***That a grandmother had to go down her knees and beg for state forces to ALLOW her grandchild’s remains to be brought to the cemetery is so insidious, so morally bankrupt, that it can only ever happen under a fascist regime.

Mike Navallo

@mikenavallo

4 years

WATCH: Reina Mae Nasino's mother, Marites Asis, kneels in front of police begging them to allow the remains of baby River to be brought to Manila North Cemetery. Police originally on 1pm timeline

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Alfonso Manalastas 🇵🇸

@not_alfonso

4 years

Crush: “Bakit ka nagagalit? Eh diba hindi naman tayo?” Me:

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Alfonso Manalastas 🇵🇸

@not_alfonso

6 years

One taught me love One taught me patience And one taught me paint

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Alfonso Manalastas 🇵🇸

@not_alfonso

2 years

Seeing Chad Booc up there makes me tear up 🥲🥲

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Alfonso Manalastas 🇵🇸

@not_alfonso

4 years

Sino pa ba magpapardon sa mamamatay tao kundi kapwa mamamatay tao

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Alfonso Manalastas 🇵🇸

@not_alfonso

3 years

Tangina nakakahiya 💀💀

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@not_alfonso

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@not_alfonso

2 years

Paracetamol 😍

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@Chris1114_

2 years

💕 #kakampink #FrenchMacarons

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Alfonso Manalastas 🇵🇸

@not_alfonso

4 years

Anti-terrorism bill just another excuse for the government to further legitimize police brutality and silence dissent. 🙄🙄🙄 I dare you to change my mind.

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Alfonso Manalastas 🇵🇸

@not_alfonso

5 years

WALANG NAGJAJACKET SA MINISTOP KASI SIRA LAGI ANG AIRCON

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Alfonso Manalastas 🇵🇸

@not_alfonso

6 years

How to pressure cook meat? Step 1: place meat inside pressure cooker Step 2: add water Step 3: tell meat that if he doesn't graduate on time, and find a nice, corporate job that will pay for rent, utilities, food, and insurance, that he is a disgrace.

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Alfonso Manalastas 🇵🇸

@not_alfonso

3 years

Yung magaling ka mag art-art pero wala kang historical consciousness

CDN Digital

@cebudailynews

3 years

LOOK: Miss World Philippines candidate Tracy Maureen Perez pays tribute to 500 years of Christianity in the Philippines as she dons ‘Vessel of Faith’-inspired national costume.

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Alfonso Manalastas 🇵🇸

@not_alfonso

4 years

I hate rich people so much we need to guillotine the fuck out of these people when this virus thing finally blows over

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@not_alfonso

3 years

The hacker really said feed the hungry! Redistribute the wealth!

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@stgatchalian

3 years

My credit card has just been hacked! May nag order ng P1M worth of food sa Food Panda in less than an hour. Ano yan lauriat para sa buong barangay???

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Alfonso Manalastas 🇵🇸

@not_alfonso

2 years

S*ndro M*rcos stans: “pls step on me!” And he probably will 🥲🥲🥲 on you and your rights

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Alfonso Manalastas 🇵🇸

@not_alfonso

4 years

Whey protein but for the brain, please

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Alfonso Manalastas 🇵🇸

@not_alfonso

5 years

I’m sick of all the antagonism and low-balling that Carol Danvers is getting from the predominantly male fans of MCU. Sure, she can get cocky and isn’t necessarily the “strongest” avenger. But when Thor gets cocky nobody seems to bat an eye. Way to go, patriarchy. You suck.

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@SYFYWIRE

5 years

Who knew arrogance could look so good? #CaptainMarvel

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Alfonso Manalastas 🇵🇸

@not_alfonso

8 months

😭😭😭

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Alfonso Manalastas 🇵🇸

@not_alfonso

2 years

QC friends ok lang ba kayo 😭

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@Spotify

2 years

Last week, these 13 cities were the biggest Taylor Swift listeners in the world. Will your city be #1 when the clock strikes midnight? 👀🕛 #TSmidnighTS

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Alfonso Manalastas 🇵🇸

@not_alfonso

4 years

LET JOSEPH MORONG WATCH PORN IN PEACE

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@not_alfonso

5 years

I fear financial stability

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@not_alfonso

2 years

If it’s them vs the avengers, i’m taking their side

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Alfonso Manalastas 🇵🇸

@not_alfonso

4 years

It took 4 years of this administration before I finally got to comfortably sit in a dinner table surrounded by cousins and ate talking about philippine politics. Tonight, we were all in agreement. This government sucks.

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@not_alfonso

4 years

Ma’am, you have your mask on backwards

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@ABSCBNNews

4 years

Pialago clarified that she has no complaints against those criticizing her about her “passed away” pageant interview, and her previous political affiliations. She is against posts that intrude and disparage her personal life. | via @Nikobaua

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Alfonso Manalastas 🇵🇸

@not_alfonso

6 years

Do you ever feel like your attractiveness varies depending where you are? Like I'm generally a 6 or 7 in QC but I drop to a 2 when in Katipunan. I'm a 5 in ortigas, a 4 in makati, and when I'm in BGC, I just magically become a chicken nugget.

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Alfonso Manalastas 🇵🇸

@not_alfonso

4 years

YOU HONESTLY THINK PEOPLE ARE LEAVING THEIR HOUSES BECAUSE THEY WANT TO MEANDER AND SMELL THE TREES? People leave their houses for food and economic reasons, where, in the absence of government measures, people are forced to access them elsewhere (e.g. working for a paycheck)

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Alfonso Manalastas 🇵🇸

@not_alfonso

4 years

the prophet the prophecy

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@not_alfonso

2 years

Maayong buntag, mga higala. Let this be a reminder to live life to the fullest, to live life on the edge, to live fast die young etc etc

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Alfonso Manalastas 🇵🇸

@not_alfonso

5 years

Got asked this odd, but unsurprising question on Curious Cat. I'm posting my reply here because I feel it's important.

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Alfonso Manalastas 🇵🇸

@not_alfonso

3 months

My feelings about this: Arrested after throwing a cup of taho 😡😡😡 To a police officer at an MRT station 😳🤭🥰

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@early_boiii

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Lauren Tsai in Graphika Manila 2024

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Alfonso Manalastas 🇵🇸

@not_alfonso

3 years

Investigative journalism 😭😭😭

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@not_alfonso

4 years

Imagine having two and a half months to prepare a sophisticated mass transportation plan only to come up with, well, nothing. 🤷‍♂️

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Alfonso Manalastas 🇵🇸

@not_alfonso

2 years

This is the guy making you gush. Think about that.

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@not_alfonso

4 years

Tawang tawa ako kasi walang kwenta yung nag video hahahahahahahaha

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@not_alfonso

2 years

Di nila kayang baklasin

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@not_alfonso

6 months

Was looking for Kopiko 78 at a 7/11 last night and couldn't find it. Twas the only bottled coffee I ever found strong enough. Cut to: me learning it was phased out bec it had more caffeine than most energy drinks, w/ some reported to have been hospitalized after drinking 💀

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@not_alfonso

4 years

China is not a friend. Not to Hong Kong, not to Taiwan, and certainly not to Southeast Asian countries including and most especially the Philippines.

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@not_alfonso

7 months

All that money, all that unchecked access to official state resources, just to throw a party whose headliner is…….andrew e

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@not_alfonso

4 years

“All lives matter” is a problematic mission statement because it presupposes that oppression is the same for all races. Yes, white people die all the time, too, but the history and politics involved in the deaths of white people and black people are vastly different.

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@not_alfonso

4 years

"We gave these leaders so many chances to help us and they always failed. We want them all out.” —Walid Jamal

GMA Integrated News

@gmanews

4 years

LOOK: Mga raliyista sa Beirut, Lebanon, gumamit ng mga tennis at badminton racket para ihampas pabalik sa mga pulis ang mga tear gas canister.

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@not_alfonso

4 years

DON'T DO THIS. THIS IS NOT OKAY.

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@not_alfonso

4 years

When ateneans call themselves “kanal”

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@not_alfonso

5 years

Omg how horribly did i misread that

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@not_alfonso

2 years

This is honestly not the serve people think it is. Kakie has been an active supporter of multiple progressive sectoral movements, including sitio san roque and bakwit school. I literally met her at the moving up ceremony for Lumad children. People, sheesh.

#NoToJeepneyPhaseout

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@not_alfonso

2 years

That’s not true. I’m from butuan and power and mobile signal over here have just resumed. We aren’t even the most ravaged. VisMin isn’t looking for the president because we are so used to him being nowhere to be found.

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@not_alfonso

3 years

Sad but notable realization: we managed to remove Erap over corruption-related cases within 3 years of his term, but not Duterte despite overwhelming evidence of his human rights violations, w/c leads me to think there is more outrage to be sowed in money than in human life.

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Alfonso Manalastas 🇵🇸

@not_alfonso

4 years

The Sam Morales case is just the latest in a long history of trans oppression and targeted hate crime. What makes it unique isn’t so much the method in which the crime was enacted (sophisticated, long-term catfishing), but the motivations behind the crime.

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@not_alfonso

4 years

I can’t

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@not_alfonso

3 years

6/23/21 TRIGGER WARNING: abuse, sexual assault, manipulation

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@not_alfonso

5 years

Duterte That's it. That's the April fools' joke.

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@not_alfonso

5 years

Lani Mercado, your feelings do not govern what is moral and what is just. Your right to be offended is significantly smaller than our right to be outraged.

MSN Philippines

@msnph

5 years

Lani Mercado says she is hurt by artists calling husband Bong Revilla ‘magnanakaw’

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@not_alfonso

8 months

*slightly inconvenienced* Me: and if i kms??!?

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@not_alfonso

4 years

This is why young people should engage in the larger political discourse, whether by casting their votes or by organizing, mobilizing, and taking it to the streets: because at the end of the day, we are the ones who will inherit the long-term consequences of today’s government.

Miguel Caro MD

@MiguelPCaro

4 years

I heard a boomer say, okay lang daw umutang nang umutang ang bansa kasi ang susunod na henerasyon naman daw magbabayad nyan. 🤬🤬🤬

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@not_alfonso

2 years

Paano kayo ikakasal eh nakalagay nga diyan fubu lang kayo charot

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@not_alfonso

4 years

I cook my tocino in water, not oil, because i am not a sociopath

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@not_alfonso

3 years

Grabe no, the only “redeeming” qualities of your gov’t you can cite is that it has extended passport renewal for 10 yrs instead of 5 and drivers’ license renewal for 5 yes instead of 3. Poor people are dropping like flies left and right but yay for the middle-class, i suppose?

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@not_alfonso

4 years

If you don’t like pineapple on pizza, then don’t eat pizza with pineapple on it. If you don’t like same-sex marriage, then don’t get married to the same sex. If you don’t like dogs, then fuck you.

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@not_alfonso

5 years

I can’t with mister Gian Lao right now

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@not_alfonso

10 months

IJBOL I AM DYINGGGGG 😭😭

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@not_alfonso

1 year

Once again,

Pop Base

@PopBase

1 year

‘Harry’s House’ by Harry Styles wins the #GRAMMYs award for Album Of The Year.

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@not_alfonso

3 years

Western individualism is being shown pictures of abject poverty and then being told to reflect on your own personal wealth as a lesson on gratitude, w/o teaching you to reject and resist the injustices that have created those material inequalities for others.

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@not_alfonso

2 years

MKLRP nasa spotify na! ✨✊🏼

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@not_alfonso

4 years

Reminder that this is not a series of unavoidable accidents. What’s happening in Cagayan Valley was designed to happen — because people and institutions have deliberately made choices in order to maintain power and protect class interest. Hold them accountable.

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@not_alfonso

2 months

Where’s marina’s acting challenge win??? 🤔

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@not_alfonso

6 years

"Choose local!" says Penshoppe and Bench and their arsenal of predominantly foreign models.

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@not_alfonso

4 years

Maybe DDS folks are picking on Kim Chiu’s admittedly incoherent speech because there’s only room for one (1) incoherent person making speeches in this shitshow and we already know who that person is

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@not_alfonso

1 year

All i want in life is a slutty waist and generational wealth 🥰

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@not_alfonso

5 years

Re Death Penalty for rape @ChelDiokno said it best: “it is not the severity of punishment that deters crimes but the certainty.” Remember that we have a justice system that historically favors the privileged and undermines the poor — all while overtly disregarding justice.

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I recently had a conversation w/ a friend about how beauty is an unsustainable virtue. This is why as far as i remember, i wanted to be smart instead of beautiful because at least i’d have some control over whatever redeeming quality i possessed. But then

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4 years

Not to demonize the DDS folks who flocked to Manila Bay (because they’re just victims of a dishonest, fascist government), but this is how people “socially gather” when they’re doing it with the best interest of the country in mind.

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@not_alfonso

2 years

Are you normal or do you also spend more time stressing out over the things you have to do than actually going about with doing them

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@not_alfonso

2 years

bon appétit motherfuckers

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@not_alfonso

4 years

Hindi “walang disiplina” by default and Pilipino. Have you ever thought that maybe we are often forced to “rig the game” because the odds are always stacked against us? We skip lines because otherwise, our unreliable trains will get us to work late, etc. CONTEXT CONTEXT CONTEXT

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@not_alfonso

5 years

You can’t spell “diplomatic ties” without the word “diploma”

GMA Integrated News

@gmanews

5 years

Imee Marcos urges government: Cut diplomatic ties with Iceland

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@not_alfonso

5 years

Sharing here this poem I found on facebook by Christian Jay Salazar Facebook post c/o Princess Calacala

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@not_alfonso

6 years

I'm ⚪️ straight ⚪️ gay ⚪️ bi 🔘 all out of love, I'm so lost without you

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@not_alfonso

5 years

Being an adult means having to schedule your depression, your pain, your heartache; bottle them up with a tight lid because you still have deadlines to beat, a house to clean up, work to do—all so you could afford to stay alive.

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Alfonso Manalastas 🇵🇸

@not_alfonso

4 years

"Mga terorista lang ang dapat matakot" Wrong. When the state has monopoly over who it gets to label as terrorist—from labor rights activists to NGOs—everyone should be afraid. #JunkTerrorBill

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Alfonso Manalastas 🇵🇸

@not_alfonso

4 years

Sarah E >>>>> Sarah G just saying

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