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#HardQuiz host. #TaskmasterAU host. Touring my brand new stand up show GEAR around Australia.

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Tom Gleeson
8 months
I’m touring my brand new stand up show GEAR around Australia. Tickets on sale now!
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I’m voting Yes. When it comes down to brass tacks, Peter Dutton is only endorsing No to deny the PM a political win. This vote should be bipartisan. Make it bipartisan by voting Yes.
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5 years
This tribute to one of Australia’s most loved PMs by Tony Abbott, reminds you why he is one of the most loathed.
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Statement on the death of The Hon Bob Hawke AC, GCL:
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Borders have been secure for 6 years. Now there’s an election, borders are under threat. Let’s stop the elections and keep Australia safe.
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6 years
My dad died. Obviously I’m sad but to be honest, I feel relieved. The long sad story that is dementia has ended. Some may remember, I dedicated my 2015 show at the Enmore to him. That’s how long I’ve been saying goodbye to the great man.
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Massive thank you to everyone who voted! Last night, I was mostly showing off to you at home. I really hope you got your money’s worth. Thank you again. #Gleeson4Gold
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After a whole day of anti vaxxers telling me on FB they’re unfollowing me, I still have 138K followers. I’m starting to think they weren’t fans in the first place … 🤔 #VaxTheNation
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7 months
Cal, I’ll miss the live shows you were going to do and the whacky craft you were going to make but mostly I’ll miss nattering away with you backstage, at airports, in Taragos and all those writers rooms we shared. Love TG.
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2 years
If you told me a couple of years ago, that my little quiz show would beat Masterchef, Celebrity Apprentice and Big Brother in the ratings on the same night, I would have said WTF. #HardQuiz
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3 years
Finally some good news. GOLD LOGIE WINNER 3 YEARS RUNNING!
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6 years
I’d like to announce Grant Denyer will be running for the Liberal Party leadership.
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5 years
Great to be back! Thank you for watching #HardQuiz and hello to all the #BTS fans out there.
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8 months
This post has invited a lot of abuse. This same abuse has tripped the algorithm to make this post travel further. I’m devastated. 😂😂😂
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5 years
I’ve quit #HardQuiz .
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6 years
Julie Bishop, Scott Morrison or Peter Dutton. I can’t wait to see who wins the chance to lose the next election.
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3 years
Just arrived in Perth to be told NSW residents aren’t allowed in. I’ve visited no exposure sites, no hotspots and here’s the fun part … I’M FULLY VACCINATED! LOL! (Sorry for cancelled gigs Perth. I did my best.)
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4 years
I ate the bat in Wuhan. Everything has gone to plan. GOLD LOGIE WINNER FOR 2 YEARS!
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2 years
I’M THE NEW LEADER!
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2 years
Apparently our #AACTA win was cut from the telecast last night. I felt bad for our team until I found out that #HardQuiz rated more than the telecast we were cut from. IN YOUR FACE CHANNEL TEN!
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5 years
Shirley is 93. She came to the show last night. “I’ve never been a fan of anything until I saw you on the quiz.” As far as compliments go; that’s game, set, match.
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Sam. Actor. Expert Subject: Dinosaurs. #HardQuiz #AACTAs
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2 years
I see James Blunt has a new album out. This is still my favourite song.
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9 months
Look! It’s the Australian Fast Bowler!
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6 years
As the official #Denyer4Gold campaign directer, I just want to say thanks to all who voted. I think this might be the best thing I’ve ever done.
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6 years
Thank you so much to everyone who voted #Denyer4Gold . You made a bald middle aged man very happy. #HardChat #TheWeekly
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5 years
I’M UP FOR THE GOLD LOGIE! Last year proved you can only win if you don’t have a show. That’s why I axed myself. When I win Gold, I promise I will un-axe #HardQuiz immediately. Please forgive me HARD! Voting opens June 24. #Gleeson4Gold #tvweeklogies
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#HardQuiz won an #AACTA award!
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3 years
@BrianBrownUCA Yes. It’s disgusting.
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2 years
I’M HOSTING TASKMASTER! Tom Cashman is my assistant. I’ll be belittling Julia Morris, Nina Oyama, Luke McGregor, Jimmy Rees and Danielle Walker while they carry out tedious tasks. #10Upfront
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3 years
Maria, thank you for joining me to take the piss one last time. Much love to your family. There she goes. #HardQuiz
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5 years
Finally back home from the holidays ...
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5 years
Please vote or my wife will absolutely crack it. (She’s wearing Annette of Melbourne. I’m wearing something I paid for.) #tvweeklogies #Gleeson4Gold Vote before 7:30pm EST:
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WE’RE FINALLY DOING A CELEBRITY #HARDQUIZ ! Contestants are @LucyDurack , Waleed Aly, @CeliaPacquola and @HamishBlake . It’s on in December. Can’t wait!
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5 years
Australia’s relief teacher has been offered a permanent position.
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6 years
Look at Peter Dutton’s two most recent tweets. Shameless.
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7 months
Bloody school holidays.
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17 days
I am outraged. Last night, I kicked a mother out of my show and let the baby stay. No headlines for me!
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7 years
Very excited to announce Karl Stefanovic is leaving Today and joining Hard Quiz with his expert subject: Equal Pay.
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3 months
The ABC loves to pass on #HardQuiz feedback.
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5 years
If the AFP wanted the answers to some #HardQuiz questions, they could’ve just asked.
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6 years
I have been overwhelmed by the positive feedback for #HardQuiz this year. We set out to make a show that we would watch ourselves. Smart, irreverent and a bit grubby at times. Sorry we can't reply to you all. Thank you so much for watching. We can't wait for 2018. Love TG.
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BREAKING: I’m replacing @barriecassidy as the new host of @InsidersABC . #MICF
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*Barnaby’s phone rings* “Hello? ... Sorry, I ask that you respect our privacy. ... How much? ... I’ll grab my hat.”
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Reef’s in strife, we’ve got winter bushfires and this lot are arguing over climate policy. Their trenches are being overrun while they argue about which bullets to use.
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Lawrence Mooney, I’m putting you on notice. I’m working on my Peter Dutton impression.
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It’s true.
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To those who think it’s funny to point out I look like Peter Dutton, I’m way ahead of you …
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Deborah was a #HardQuiz contestant and came back for Battle of the Duds and lost again. So I’m very proud to say that a Double Dud has a bridge named in their honour. What a legend!
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I’m loving this review in The Advertiser where someone in their 20s worked out that I’m quite good at comedy.
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5 years
Bloody hell! I’m a cartoon!
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Darwin is a shithole.
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3 years
Last night #HardQuiz beat #MasterChefAU and #BigBrotherAU . We are officially a juggernaut.
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2 years
Big thank you to Annette of Melbourne for dressing my beautiful wife. I bought my suit, so no mentions for you Calibre! #TVWEEKLogies
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6 years
Lawrence Mooney, I’m biding my time. ( @ReidParker_ )
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4 years
It’s true! I’m leaving #TheWeekly . Big thanks to everyone who works on the show, especially Charlie for letting me run amok. Massive thanks to every #HardChat guest. Being able to laugh at yourself is a beautiful thing!
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The CEO of @CommBank turned down @leighsales to talk about the Royal Commission. Who’d like to see him do #HardChat ?
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6 years
*cunt's
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2 years
Oh well! The top secret campaign was a bit too secret 😉 … thanks for voting anyway and congratulations to Hamish! #TVWEEKLogies
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2 years
ANNOUNCEMENT: I did not get a tattoo. #HardQuiz
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1 year
I won another bloody AACTA award! Thank you to Token, Thinkative, ABC, the #HardQuiz office and crew. Special thanks to the contestants who are the actual stars of our show.
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3 years
Got a gig tonight in this dump.
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#HardQuiz flogged #BacheloretteAU last night. This brings me joy.
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My kids didn’t behave last night. #AACTAs
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#HardQuiz repeats rate more than The Drum. Maybe you should stop watching it so it rates less?
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Jane Caro
2 months
Dear @ABCaustralia and Kim Williams, really, I like Hard Quiz but 5 nights a week is too much. Please bring back The Drum or something similar. We liked it. And it was less formulaic than HQ.
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Must remember to thank my wife sincerely … #AACTAs
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4 years
I’ve fallen in love with my purple bin.
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I’m not campaigning this year for the Gold Logie. Do not vote for me.
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Pauline Hanson: "Islam is a disease we need to vaccinate ourself against." Confusing message for anti-vaxxer One Nation supporters.
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#HardChat got @GrantDenyer the Gold Logie. It got @SophieMonk the Bachelorette. @TurnbullMalcolm , would you like another term? #TheWeekly
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Peter Dutton, you know what this means ...
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A promise is a promise. The people have spoken, so I’ve un-axed #HardQuiz . Back Wednesday!
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6 years
ABC cuts mean the #HardQuiz big brass mug will now be a small plastic cup.
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4 years
OUT!
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Good luck with the last show @barriecassidy . Thank you for making my year by agreeing to this nonsense. I’ll miss you!
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6 years
Tony Abbott on 7:30 was an essay in giving the answers you want, regardless of the question. A great piece of 2014 nostalgia.
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Barnaby Joyce, you know what this means ...
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9 months
To answer everyone’s questions, I said, “Is this funny?” I’d never swear at the Logies!
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5 years
If everyone who voted #Denyer4Gold votes #Gleeson4Gold , @ABCTV will get its first Gold Logie since Norman Gunston in 1976. Voting is now open. It’s time.
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Here’s the brand new #HardChat with @GrantDenyer . LET’S GET HIS AXED TV SHOW A GOLD LOGIE! SHARE! RT! #TheWeekly #Denyer4Gold
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3 years
Holy moly! #HardQuiz was the highest rating entertainment show last night! Solid start to 2021. Thanks for watching.
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5 years
@russellcrowe Courtside at Marvel Stadium.
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This is a disgrace. #Gleeson4Gold
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Grant Denyer
5 years
My dream came true last year, the only @TVWEEKmag Logies vote I ask for this year, is for Amanda Keller. An incredible talent, classy professional, a person of wonderful character & a true media legend. It’s an honour to stand beside her on @dancingon10 . It’s time #TVWeekLogies
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I’m here at the annual punching above my weight festival. #TheWeekly #HardQuiz #AACTA
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Look! It’s the Australian Fast Bowler!
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3 years
Finally. Some numbers I can enjoy. #HardQuiz beat The Block and The Bachelor last night. In your face established franchises!
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#HardQuiz cracked 1 million! IN YOUR FACE A CURRENT AFFAIR!
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7 years
Thanks for the caption @BreakfastNews !
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5 years
Here’s the Sydney episode of my travel show #GoAway . I may have just thrown away 4.8 million Logie votes. #TheWeekly #tvweeklogies #Gleeson4Gold
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Andrew Denton may be the best #HardChat yet. #TheWeekly
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To win the Gold Logie you have to fight dirty. Going negative works. Here's my Amanda Keller attack ad. #TheWeekly #tvweeklogies #Gleeson4Gold
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Taskmaster Australia premieres Thursday Feb 2 at 7.30 on 10. Enjoy! #TaskmasterAU
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5 years
Everything is fine people. Everything is fine. #tvweeklogies #Gleeson4Gold Vote before 7:30pm EST:
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7 years
I guess Pauline Hanson has learnt that going after anti-vaccination Putin fans was a bit niche.
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3 years
It’s been done.
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3 years
The only remaining ambition in TV is to create a quiz show where the host doesn't ask the contestants 'and what would you do with the money?' #TheDream
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ESTABLISHED ACTS! Here’s a challenge for you. If you’re sold out tonight, flyer for someone new. Tonight I’m flyering for Stu Daulman. #MICF #HighFlyersFlyer
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