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When my personal trainer sees me

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After many requests 💙 @Anitta #Envolver

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Happy Mother’s Day 💁‍♀️💙 @Anitta

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Me when I leave the water

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Ruiva em Marte ❤️ @ruivinhademarte #ruiva

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Ouch 😰 @Anitta #Envolver

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Que Rabao @Anitta , @KevinOChris , @YG , @papatinho & @OficialMrCatra

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Me when I cook

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When you set your alarm

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My Body My Mind ✨ #DemiLovato

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Jingle Bells in USA 🇺🇸 & Jingle Bells in Brazil 🇧🇷 #jinglebells #Brazil

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Shakira from Ohio 💅 @shakira

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Why does every mom wake up like this

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When my alarm becomes part of my dream

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Me trying to be productive

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Latina moms folding clothes Mães latinas dobrando roupas #Moms

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doing homework with your dad

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Sleeping on the bus be like

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How is your mental health?

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Dad’s sneeze be like

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When mom gets home after a long day of work

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Do you know someone like this? Você conhece alguém assim?

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Me doing plank 💦

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That one mosquito in my room every night Aquele mosquito no meu quarto todas as noites #Mosquito #memepage

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Apple car be like 💀

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When ur mom asks you to say hi to the guest 😑

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I’m not drinking this weekend Me on Friday: Não vou beber neste fim de semana Eu na sexta: #weekend

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OMG.. finally!

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My first day at the gym Meu primeiro dia na academia #gym #workout

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Pilots be like..

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Me on a diet

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When I finally get home… Quando finalmente chego em casa…

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when the laziest one in the family finally does something / quando o mais preguiçoso da família finalmente faz alguma coisa #lazy

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Mom at 6am after dinner party Mães às 6 da manhã depois da festas #moms #HappyHolidays

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Barbie after 10 years vaping 💖 #barbie #Barbenheimer #Barbie

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My alarm every morning Meu alarme todas as manhãs #alarm #cat #morning

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When you’re a people pleaser and struggle to tell the hairdresser that you don’t like it. Quando você agrada as pessoas e tem dificuldade em dizer ao cabeleireiro que não gosta. #hairstyles #peoplepleaser

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Getting into the water with shorts Entrando na água com bermuda #beach #shorts #Memes

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Reason why shower gel was invented Razão pela qual o gel de banho foi inventado #shower #banho

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When a good stretch turns into a cramp Quando um bom alongamento se transforma em cãibra #cramps #stretching

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Me trying to lose weight Eu tentando perder peso #weightloss

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Me on New Year’s Eve Eu na virada do Ano Novo #HappyNewYear2024

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#ad My daily routine @Kiehls

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Me using the public bathroom Eu usando o banheiro público #toilet

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Married to a morning person / Casado com uma pessoa matinal #morning #morningperson #matinal

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Ensinando o Marciano 👽 @ruivinhademarte

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Me playing with a shovel Eu brincando com uma pá #shovel #WINTER

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Trying to eat together. Tentando comer juntos. #eat #annoying

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My new shoes 🔥

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Some behind the scenes 👀 this is how I make cloth for sausage (Por trás da cena 👀 como eu faço a roupa pra sausage “salsicha”)

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Moms on vacation with food be like Mães de férias com marmita #moms #vacation #food

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Me when I eat croissant Eu quando como croissant #croissant #messyeat

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Alright, just a 10 min power nap..

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Every morning 😅

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Seeing your bathroom after a long vacation Vendo seu banheiro depois de longas férias #bathroom #vacation

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Me when I eat sushi Eu quando como sushi

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Me every night after 1 am:

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Me at 3 am, sharing all the funny videos with my friend #friends

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iToilet 💀

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“It’s just a cockroach” “É somente uma barata”

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The joy of getting under a blanket on a cold night A alegria de ficar debaixo de um cobertor em uma noite fria #coldweather #blanket

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Enjoying the beach in Portugal be like #beach #Portugal

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When they send you a meme but you’re in the same room Quando te mandam um meme mas vocês estão na mesma sala #meme

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When you’re an adult with no time to go out Quando você é adulto e não tem tempo para sair #adultjokes #laundryday

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Being an introvert

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My cat at 3am.. Meu gato as 3 da manha.. #cat

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My mom on my birthday at 5 AM Minha mãe no dia do meu aniversário às 5 da manhã #mom #birthday #mae

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When you join a new group chat Quando você entra em um novo grupo de mensagem #groupchat

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Being paranoid at the beach Sendo paranóico na praia #paranoid #beach #pickpocket

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Me planning to give someone a good scare Eu planejando dar um bom susto em alguem #Halloween2023

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When you say “Van Gogh” to a Dutch person Quando você diz “Van Gogh” para um holandês #vangogh #dutch

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Me choking on my own saliva for no reason Eu engasgando com minha própria saliva sem motivo

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@we_are_anitta @Anitta 👀👀

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Calica 💙 #brega

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When you sneezed while on your period Quando você espirra durante a menstruação #period

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Sending memes to friends at 2am while my alarm is scheduled for 6am Enviando memes para amigos às 2h enquanto meu alarme está programado para 6h #memes

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Getting my mindset ready for work after vacation Preparando minha mentalidade para o trabalho depois das férias #backtowork #WorkinHard

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When the passenger wanna help check the blind spots Quando o passageiro quer ajudar a verificar o ponto cego #blindspot #pontocego

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When you give mint toothpaste to a kid Quando você dá pasta de dente sabor menta para uma criança #spicy #toothpaste #kids

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Which one are you?

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Wait faster is all you can do 🥲 Espere mais rápido é tudo que você pode fazer 🥲 #waiting

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I can’t 😫

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I’m 💀

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Me after teeth cleaning at the dentist

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Poor NPC merchant

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2023 resolution: drink more water 💦

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Excuse me bro!

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Every time I turn off the light... Toda vez que apago a luz... #scary #spooky #dark

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Which one are you?

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Trio 💙💙💙 #louca

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Every time when I cook spinach Toda vez que eu cozinho espinafre #spinach #cooking

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How I water my plants 💦🌱

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This is fine.

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Me doing skincare vs you doing Eu fazendo cuidados com a pele vs você fazendo IB: The Land of Boggs

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Such a friendly kid 👁👁 #memes

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How can parents be sarcastic all the time? Como os pais podem ser sarcásticos o tempo todo?

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My Christmas Wishlist 🖤

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@MongeHan 😳😂

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When period cramps hurt.. suddenly your bootyhole gets a shock Quando as cólicas menstruais doem... de repente, seu rabo leva um choque #cramps #periodcramp

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Love Nwantiti 💙 @ckay_yo

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