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Natalie Palamides

@natdogkatdog

4 years

This is my new character: woman at airport who forgot she had spoons in her pocket

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Natalie Palamides

@natdogkatdog

2 months

This man hollered at me from his uhaul and asked “can I get a picture with you?” I said sure. We used my phone to take it. I asked if he wanted me to send it to him. He said no.

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Natalie Palamides

@natdogkatdog

4 years

Ok, I guess it turns out this was a bad omen.

Natalie Palamides

@natdogkatdog

4 years

Got punched in the face by a well-meaning male stripper while he was doin the classic “pants rip off” move. I regret nothing. 2020 is gonna be sweet as hell.

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Natalie Palamides

@natdogkatdog

2 months

I ❤️ NY

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Natalie Palamides

@natdogkatdog

2 months

@JoshuaTurek Yeah wow. One of modern life’s simple pleasures

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Natalie Palamides

@natdogkatdog

4 years

What 115 degrees looks like, if you’re a candle.

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Natalie Palamides

@natdogkatdog

3 years

Not one dog skinned in the origin story about the villain who skins dogs????? Wowwww ok... So what the fuck makes her a villain then? Being born with two-toned hair and killer style? Skin some dogs, bitch!! Jesus

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Natalie Palamides

@natdogkatdog

2 months

@bowl_of_worcel A hundred puhcent

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Natalie Palamides

@natdogkatdog

3 years

We are so lucky to have ass

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5 years

Ok, I’m probably gonna get a lot of heat for this, but I need to say it: pugs aren’t cute.

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Natalie Palamides

@natdogkatdog

4 years

Hey guys, excited and nervy to share that NATE will be coming to Netflix this fall. Hope u enjoy it. Happy birthday!

New York Magazine

@NYMag

4 years

Inside "Nate," @natdogkatdog 's weird, wonderful, gender-bending Netflix comedy special. @helen_e_shaw reports

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Natalie Palamides

@natdogkatdog

4 years

Got punched in the face by a well-meaning male stripper while he was doin the classic “pants rip off” move. I regret nothing. 2020 is gonna be sweet as hell.

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Natalie Palamides

@natdogkatdog

2 months

On April Fools’ 2015 i laid in my driveway for upwards of 3 hours to try to make my housemates think I got stabbed. They all just walked right over me

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Natalie Palamides

@natdogkatdog

1 month

Found my name!

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Natalie Palamides

@natdogkatdog

3 years

fuck everybody. everybody sucks lol. everybody think they so helpful by telling everybody else what to do and what to think. how about you mind your own fucking business and focus on yourself. oh my god am i gonna post this? yeah i am. fuck me. i sucks lol. i think i so helpful b

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Natalie Palamides

@natdogkatdog

4 years

Tune into @LateNightSeth tonight! I’ll be zooming in!

Late Night with Seth Meyers

@LateNightSeth

4 years

Tonight, @SethMeyers welcomes Aubrey Plaza ( @evilhag ) and comedian Natalie Palamides ( @natdogkatdog )! Plus, an all new #ACloserLook .

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Natalie Palamides

@natdogkatdog

3 years

I only keep books in my house cause somebody once told me you shouldn’t fuck someone If they don’t have books

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Natalie Palamides

@natdogkatdog

3 years

Congrats to the new transportation secretary!

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@natdogkatdog

3 years

Maybe dad will understand my art now

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Natalie Palamides

@natdogkatdog

7 days

Prob the worst sunburn I’ve ever gotten

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Natalie Palamides

@natdogkatdog

3 years

Congratulations on ur last show @TeamCoco ! It was an honor to run to Smart n’ Final and a dildo factory and buy weed on Santa Monica Blvd for the horns section of @Outkast from a guy who went by the name of “Dave Dirty Jersey” in exchange for college credit for you.

Vulture

@vulture

3 years

. @natdogkatdog on Conan: "That’s the challenge that most comedians try to achieve: How can you be unapologetically yourself and be super-weird and out there and still be loved by everyone? It feels like Conan bridged that gap"

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Natalie Palamides

@natdogkatdog

4 years

Holy crap—surreal to say NATE drops TONIGHT on @NetflixIsAJoke at 12am PST worldwide... I hope you enjoy the show, and if you don’t, please tell your friends! love you all, I’m gonna throw up lol!!!

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Natalie Palamides

@natdogkatdog

3 years

A fan left me a note on my car!

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@natdogkatdog

4 years

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ in @guardian ! A fiver from Logan?! I can hardly believe my eyes 🤯😭

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Natalie Palamides

@natdogkatdog

5 years

When I was a kid (and sometimes now) I used to go to sleep immediately after I ate a hot dog because I loved falling asleep with the taste of hot dog in my mouth.

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Natalie Palamides

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2 years

This is my impression of Natasha Lyonne at a country music festival waiting in a really long line to buy merchandise

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Natalie Palamides

@natdogkatdog

3 years

Dude, Elon crushed

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3 years

Shitting beets is fucking scary as hell

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Natalie Palamides

@natdogkatdog

4 years

Just told my parents the good news. @NetflixIsAJoke

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Natalie Palamides

@natdogkatdog

3 years

People who wanna wear mask 4ever is just cause they have butterface. There. I said it. Cancel my ass lol

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Natalie Palamides

@natdogkatdog

4 years

My white lady neighbor (a "Karen") threatened to call the cops on me, a white lady dressed like a witch (an "Elphaba"), for loudly cackling on my roof at 8:30 pm during a zoom comedy show... doesn't get more 2020 Halloween than that.

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Natalie Palamides

@natdogkatdog

4 years

Somethings tellin’ me that ppl who don’t like wearin’ masks just haven’t found the right one

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Natalie Palamides

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3 years

Last year I got my parents a trip to Italy in April lol

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Natalie Palamides

@natdogkatdog

7 months

Strike over!!! Please check out this absolutely insane Irish indie I’m in: #ApocalypseClown on @NetflixUK

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Natalie Palamides

@natdogkatdog

1 year

Anyone else get a lil stage fright before they jerk off cause all your dead grandparents can see?

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@natdogkatdog

1 month

Every time I open an airplane blanket I can’t help but think of that time @nicolebyer found a piece of shit in hers

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Natalie Palamides

@natdogkatdog

4 years

NATE is streaming now worldwide on @NetflixIsAJoke !! Gather the whole family for this whimsical holiday special!

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@natdogkatdog

3 months

My mom finally reviews my Netflix special 3 years after it came out

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Natalie Palamides

@natdogkatdog

4 years

Okay, so who knows Noah and Helen? The world needs to know how that panned out. Let's put this fuggin internet to good use. @NetflixIsAJoke

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Natalie Palamides

@natdogkatdog

4 years

Hey @disneyplus can you let me see some ass please?

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@natdogkatdog

4 years

“the shocker” if you’re a troll.

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Natalie Palamides

@natdogkatdog

3 years

Warner Bros can’t win. Ppl be bitchin they take away Lola titties, but they’d’ve been bitchin if they gave her big ol’ honkers too... I guess what I’m sayin’ is... they shoulda went with a C cup... fuck with our heads a bit

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Natalie Palamides

@natdogkatdog

6 years

In Italy #🇮🇹

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Natalie Palamides

@natdogkatdog

4 years

Nate is streaming now! 😱

Netflix Is A Joke

@NetflixIsAJoke

4 years

Who among us *doesn't* express themselves through crying these days? Nate: A One Man Show, starring @natdogkatdog and produced by Amy Poehler, is unlike anything you've seen this year. Watch now!

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Natalie Palamides

@natdogkatdog

2 months

Woman came up to me after a show tonight and said “I knew i recognized you from somewhere” I’m thinking she’s gonna say an insurance commercial. She tells me “yeah, you’re my sleep paralysis demon”

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Natalie Palamides

@natdogkatdog

3 years

I just came up w/ my own currency. Who wants in? It’s worth so much. Even more than Bitcoin I decided.

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Natalie Palamides

@natdogkatdog

6 years

Was just hit full on by a motorcycle, flew threw the air, laid out on the pavement, and honestly, my @thenorthface winter coat saved my life. Seriously, that extra bit of padding and durable fabric made a world of difference. Quality coats people.

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Natalie Palamides

@natdogkatdog

3 months

Y’all can come for me in the comments

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Natalie Palamides

@natdogkatdog

3 years

Hey all u guys that rev ur loud fucking choppers right next to my fucking ear at every fucking intersection everybody hates u. Nobody wants to hear ur fucking chopper go off. I’m sorry bout ur wiener or ur mom didn’t luv u

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@natdogkatdog

4 years

First review in........ will she live up to the hype??? Find out Dec 1 on @NetflixIsAJoke . Thank u @vulture

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@natdogkatdog

4 years

Yay thank u!

Paste Magazine

@PasteMagazine

4 years

Nate: A One Man Show is the most outrageous and provocative comedy special of the year. Read our review.

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Natalie Palamides

@natdogkatdog

4 years

Comedy bang bang!!

Scott Aukerman

@ScottAukerman

4 years

On this week’s @ComedyBangBang we have the star of the @NetflixIsAJoke special NATE, @natdogkatdog ! Then, entrepreneurs Jeff and Mike ( @drewtarver & @chosenberg ) stop by. Plus, sports legends Bill Walton and Wade Boggs ( @danlippertcool & @itsjonmackey )!

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Natalie Palamides

@natdogkatdog

5 years

Guys, NATE is the luckiest guy in the world and is making a special. Please come and watch! Tix are free but you gotta book in:

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Natalie Palamides

@natdogkatdog

5 years

Thank you so much, @iraglass ! So happy you enjoyed it!!

Ira Glass

@iraglass

5 years

Saw Natalie Palamides last night. I've seen a million one-person shows. That was one of the most utterly original, totally enjoyable ever. Also: really funny. She's at @bellhouseNY for 2 weeks. Hard to describe. Must see. @natdogkatdog

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Natalie Palamides

@natdogkatdog

3 years

London and Los Angeles! I’m doing a limited run of my first solo show LAID in preparation to shoot it as a special… come thru!

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Natalie Palamides

@natdogkatdog

3 years

I dunno who needs to hear this, but a chocolate milkshake is not vanilla ice cream with chocolate syrup. That is a vanilla milkshake with chocolate syrup. A chocolate milk shake is *chocolate* ice cream with a big shit in it. Thank you.

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Natalie Palamides

@natdogkatdog

7 years

Can you spy my #AprilFools prank?! Tune into @cartoonnetwork all day to find pranks in all your favorite shows, like the #powerpuffgirls ! #👀

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Natalie Palamides

@natdogkatdog

14 days

Prob the worst thing I have ever done for a 5 minute bit

gianmarco

@GianmarcoSoresi

14 days

A reminder to always make sure the condom is securely on the popsicle

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Natalie Palamides

@natdogkatdog

4 years

Working on my new set for the store. What do u guys thunk? Any punch ups or putches?

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Natalie Palamides

@natdogkatdog

3 years

I’m remounting my show, LAID, at @sohotheatre in London, dec 13-jan 8 in preparation to shoot it as a special! I was 26 when I made this show and I will be turning 32 during this run… come see if this bad boy withstands the test of time. Tix:

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Natalie Palamides

@natdogkatdog

4 years

I call dibs on D’Elia’s dolphin fucking material.

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@natdogkatdog

4 years

My cousin so rude—I’m on freaking tv and she listening to music or some shit???!!! @LateNightSeth

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Natalie Palamides

@natdogkatdog

2 months

How u not gonna play taps when the sun be gone like that

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@natdogkatdog

3 years

Feels so good to take a hot piss

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@natdogkatdog

1 year

Smokey is starting wildfires in my pants

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Natalie Palamides

@natdogkatdog

6 years

Guys... Nate wrestled an Olympic medalist tonight—doesn’t get much better than that. Thanks for playing, Callum!

Callum Skinner

@CallumSkinner

6 years

Spent my Monday night being topless wrestled by @natdogkatdog cross dressed as #nate in a fight over @elinorbarker at the @edfringe Great show, check it out if you can:

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@natdogkatdog

4 years

Children’s literature WAP.

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@natdogkatdog

4 years

Ok, wow, TW: true love. Noah produced Helen's first album. She goes by Skullcrusher (sickass alias) and has the voice of an angel:

Skullcrusher - Places/Plans

"Places/Plans" by Skullcrusher, from her forthcoming self-titled EP out June 26 on Secretly Canadian.Buy/stream - https://skullcrusher.ffm.to/skullcrusherDir...

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Natalie Palamides

@natdogkatdog

4 years

Okay, so who knows Noah and Helen? The world needs to know how that panned out. Let's put this fuggin internet to good use. @NetflixIsAJoke

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@natdogkatdog

4 years

Amy stans for Nate 🙏 @NetflixIsAJoke

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@natdogkatdog

3 years

A million times yes!!!!!!

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@natdogkatdog

2 years

Completely devastated thinking bout how kids don’t learn cursive anymore. How they gonna decorate cakes? Fuck me. Those poor fuckin children. How they gonna write their long distance honey a love letter? My God. The world is burning. Send in the locusts. Split the sea.

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@natdogkatdog

3 years

Food taste good

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Natalie Palamides

@natdogkatdog

4 years

Thank you to all the house managers and techs who helped me clean up my messy ass shows! And all the theatres who let me fuck up their stages @LyricHyperion @ucbtla @sohotheatre

Marlene Maginot

@MarMaginot

4 years

The other night I watched Nate on Netflix by @natdogkatdog . I wasn’t expecting to breakdown watching it. I house managed this show several times when it was at UCB. It was a messy show, and I always had another show right after and had to rush to clean the stage.

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Natalie Palamides

@natdogkatdog

5 years

Starting 2019 in a trash can, so that every day this year will be awesome in comparison. #optimism

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@natdogkatdog

3 months

Is this crowd work

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@natdogkatdog

2 months

Never go anywhere without a bugle

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Natalie Palamides

@natdogkatdog

2 years

Watch #GUTSY ! Out today on @AppleTVPlus . Not sure how this is even a sentence, but last February i took a clown class in Paris with the Clintons and (spoiler) Chelsea let me grab her boobs and (spoiler) clown god, Philippe Gaulier, said I was a “naughty girl.” That is all.

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Natalie Palamides

@natdogkatdog

6 years

UPDATE: microwaving your costume is not smart. Crikey... sometimes, I just need someone around to tell me, “don’t do that,” ya know? Ahhh, such is life.

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@natdogkatdog

7 years

It's friggin whack as f that none of the elves give a care when OG Santa dies in "The Santa Clause." How bout a lil eulogy, BERNARD?!

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@natdogkatdog

4 years

chatted with Amy Poehler about Nate for @InterviewMag and they took sick pics. Check it out

Interview Magazine

@InterviewMag

4 years

"As artists, I think we’re challenged to be more absurd than the world." Natalie Palamides ( @natdogkatdog ) and Amy Poehler discuss comedy and consent.

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@natdogkatdog

5 years

Mmmm is it just me or did everyone in LA forget the I.D. dress code????????

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@natdogkatdog

2 years

LONDOND! Back at the @sohotheatre for 4 nights only! Let’s rain blood on omicron tonight!!! Come thru!

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@natdogkatdog

6 years

Truly an honor... I’m so grateful and blown away. Thank you @TotalTheatreAwd for honoring NATE. and thank you to my collaborator, @drbrowncomedy and to my producers, @sohotheatre !

Total Theatre Network

@TotalTheatreNet

6 years

The winner for the Innovation, Experimentation & Playing with Form category is Natalie Palamides: NATE ! @sohotheatre @natdogkatdog

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Natalie Palamides

@natdogkatdog

1 year

Why is KIA using the Nine Inch Nails logo? I genuinely thought NIN started making cars. I googled it, and it's not even a collab. wow. artists ripping off artists. it's like the whole black keys jack white thing all over again

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Natalie Palamides

@natdogkatdog

2 months

feel like @xboygeniusx might lose a few fans w/ their new merch

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@natdogkatdog

2 years

This @Delta flight is so fuckin hot what the hell

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@natdogkatdog

3 years

My plans to The delta Fly in delta plane crashed Plane in fall: tho:

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@natdogkatdog

2 years

Batman is the best movie ever made i ever seen in my whole life

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Natalie Palamides

@natdogkatdog

3 years

For the luv of daddy

GIPHY Studios

@giphystudios

3 years

from the comedic mind of @natdogkatdog , and in partnership with GIPHY Studios, we present: World's Greatest Dad, just in time for Father's Day. ➡️

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@natdogkatdog

1 month

Why I’m single 🤷‍♀️

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@natdogkatdog

2 years

Why do ppl put pics of themselves as kids on dating apps? Uhhh I’m not interested in how hot you were at 10 years old, bud!!!!

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@natdogkatdog

4 years

Fuck the Brits!!!! 🤪 🇺🇸💥 🧨 🇺🇸💥 🧨 🇺🇸💥 🧨 🇺🇸💥 🧨 🇺🇸💥 🧨 🇺🇸💥 🧨 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪

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@natdogkatdog

3 years

Uncovered this enlightened journal entry written by a wise woman the day before her 31st birthday.

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@natdogkatdog

3 years

Friends are awesome to have

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@natdogkatdog

1 year

This feels a bit… on the nose… for me, but I’m in a clown movie

Irish Film & TV Net

@IFTN

1 year

Official trailer released for George Kane’s Apocalypse Clown The news comes ahead of the film’s sold-out world premiere screening at the Galway Film Fleadh. Read here: