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pickle enthusiast

Manchester
Joined June 2018
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@myyrarr
myra🦑
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“CAn You CoOk AnD cLeAn” Can you mount a tv? Change the tiling? Change a tyre? Build a shed? Fix a sink? Fit a new shower? tf😩
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@myyrarr
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Just sold Taylor tickets I got for £95 each for £2100 Taylor fans are so crazy omg
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@myyrarr
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Imagine how awkward it’s gonna be seeing your family the day after your wedding
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@myyrarr
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@YoungKiing4 @esteecarmo Or maybe women earring 0.81 for every $1 men earn is a reflection of the patriarchal society we live in and the problems women as a gender face and not a comment on how men earn the bulk?
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@myyrarr
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“Immigrants our stealing our jobs!” ... you have 3 GCSE’s susan
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@myyrarr
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boys who force “road” life when you were raised completley normal are weird
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Londoners always talking about how we’re the farmland but now who’s got water and who hasn’t bitch?😩
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@myyrarr
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3 years
I’m so sick of investing in skin care and none of it working WHAT THE FUCK
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Ahh my colour code obsession has been satisfied
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@gully_mo Experience >>> materialistic things
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@myyrarr
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@yourshahzadi And now is when you link him and send her a snap that says “your mans kinda ugly ngl” then dip ❤️
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@myyrarr
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@unruly_cj INNIT off on holiday I go
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@myyrarr
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“tell me what’s making you sad” *tells them* “ahh that’s a sticky one, anyways wyd”
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@myyrarr
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4 years
If you’re a guy and you use “🥺🥺” whats your favourite pad brand?
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@myyrarr
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2 years
@thatFay_ Creating boundaries with disrespectful parents who don’t see you as a person and are emotional abusers + blackmailers isn’t ‘disrespecting’. Remember your experience with your parents is subjective and isn’t representative of all ‘this generations’ parents.
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@myyrarr
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Imagine after hours of labour your mother in law says she wants to name the baby ??
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@myyrarr
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@umzd4rg Mine just says “try not to argue back with the customers” where you guys finding bosses like this 😪
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@myyrarr
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“im depressed” reply as a south asian parent
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@myyrarr
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online classes in an ethnic household are NOT it
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@myyrarr
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Nah number 2 just screams 3 gcses and does btec business
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m🇵🇸
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Which haircut do girls dislike more
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@myyrarr
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Why is your mums bed always 10x more comfortable than your own
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@myyrarr
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Add 4” to your height, how tall are you now?
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@myyrarr
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@breldnx @_ZakBartley @mbfigs Think he meant YOU’RE disrespecting your mum lmao. Even if they’re real who posts calling their mum “wet” on snap? Embarrassing
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@myyrarr
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Think girls are dramatic? Wait till a guy gets ill
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@myyrarr
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Who let 11yr olds onto this app😭
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@myyrarr
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4 years
self proclaimed “nice guys” are always the freaks who are secretly manipulative and weird as fuck
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@myyrarr
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4 years
We paasssssedddd🥳
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@myyrarr
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Can the tl pray I pass my theory test tomorrow thanks dudes😔
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@myyrarr
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like this and I’ll make 3 assumptions about you based on your tweets 🤠
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@myyrarr
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@vinsamm4r No I’m gassed 😭😭😭😭
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@myyrarr
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3 years
Shein used to be the plug for cheap trendy clothes until TIKTOK FOUND IT and made them big now they be having the audacity to charge £14.99 for a single top??💔💔
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@myyrarr
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@jess_nsi @ughsmaa I see all of you liking and judging, it’s changed 😭
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4 years
No way 😭😭😭
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@lalalulu320 omg I did too and I was so gassed I got them but honestly the seats were so high up and far away and I got a good return on them so will be watching the eras tour on Disney instead xxx
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4 years
my mutuals 🤝 liking every single retweet but ignoring my tweets
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@myyrarr
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@4nd_Justice4All @theyorkone @MailOnline do your turkeys and pigs or whatever shit you eat come from the sky precooked?
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@myyrarr
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4 years
Me from 2-5am every day:
@BomboTimmy
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Bomboclaat
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Who let Asian kids onto tiktok😩
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My toxic trait is online shopping anytime I feel sad
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@myyrarr
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btw the convo getting sexual early on is a sign of disrespect. So many people don’t get that if they genuinely wanted you, their mind wouldn’t even go there.
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sexual jokes about kids aren’t dark humour or funny, just creepy and fucking weird btw
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@myyrarr
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reasons to NOT k!ll yourself: (though very tempting) (🧵)
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@myyrarr
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not every single person you talk to has to be a potential relationship. being friends is cool also btw
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@myyrarr
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Hi tl, pls retweet and help a small business out!🥰 Check my new shared business @zoyastees (insta and depop!) for custom graphic tees, avaible in any size, colour and with any album cover, unisex! £10 each with free UK p+p, super trendy, goes with any fit!
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The first night of talking is never matched, downhill after that tbh
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@myyrarr
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my followers when I retweet: ❤️110 💬11 ♻️43 my followers when I tweet: ❤️0 💬0 ♻️0
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@myyrarr
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@lovehahamoney So you made a whole post airing your business on the tl and fat shaming the girl the whole way through but you still went 4 rounds and busted every time? You look like an idiot😹
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@myyrarr
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sent me a pic with like the background blurred and the saturation up and asked if he should post, blocked there and then 😭
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What is the pettiest thing you’ve got the ick from?
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@myyrarr
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online classes = scrolling through social media with background noise
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hearing the iPhone alarm sound genuinely makes me want to throw my phone into a wall
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@myyrarr
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Diversity, inclusion, adressing of societal problems, representation of minority groups, comedy... 10000/10 show
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@myyrarr
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“What’s your snap” Just say you want your dick sucked and go
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@myyrarr
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@mbfigs I gOT BlaCk mArKeT BaLeNcIAgAs
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We are NEVER getting out of this pandemic 💀
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btw, white people cant face racism. just your fact of the day :)
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why do I lose about 1/4 of my hair every time I shower bruh
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My brain in every online lesson I’ve done this year: what the fuck are they talking about
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@myyrarr
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those chunky clicky keyboards are so satisfying to type on
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how do you shower without music .. just the water and your thoughts? Bye😹
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@ddontcap every class one bitch gotta run out with mascara down her face on about “I can’t do this anymore”😩
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@myyrarr
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Is your twitter name your real name or just a made up one?😳
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Why does Spotify have no unreleased songs, no slowed+reverbed, no chopped and screwed songs, no NOTHING??? Wtf am I paying £13 a month for 😩
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@myyrarr
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@I_Ali101 Guys who put out their stupid unasked for opinion 🤮🤢
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@myyrarr
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people who don’t understand sarcasm are so depressing to talk to
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If you think all water tastes the same you can’t be trusted
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If I interact and you just “like” my comment, best believe that’s never happening again ❤️
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@myyrarr
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First rule when speaking to someone: STOP TALKING ABOUT YOUR EX
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Having clear skin is such an underrated blessing
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@myyrarr
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“Haha your personalities lit” Hope it is, studied your socials and made it just for you ❤️
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If your skin isn’t red from the heat of the water after you shower, you didn’t do it right
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@myyrarr
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some of u twitter merchants love preaching Islam when all I see is you flirting or making problems on the tl? Pls have some shame and stop the hypocrisy 😹😹
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@myyrarr
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@i1ghost_ Don’t push it, 2002 is the end line tbh
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@myyrarr
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Let’s just admit, guys without beards are way cuter
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@myyrarr
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Cleaning your camera roll is legit a chore
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you shower and boom your mums cooking curry. now you stink again 🤠
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‘Each to their own’ is polite for “I think you’re a fucking idiot and what you’re saying is utter bullshit but I cba arguing with your 3 brain cells so”
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If I had a £1 for every time I get asked “ WhAt A LeVeLS dO yOu DO” I wouldn’t need to do a levels 😩
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“Stop using big words” ... can you not speak English?☺️
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Me suffering but refusing to ask for help from anyone
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Can the tl pray I pass my theory test tomorrow thanks dudes😔
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wtf do they feed these secondary school kids ?? 15yr olds all looking about 21??
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@myyrarr
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Why is Zara priced like they’re not the same quality as new look or topshop 😃
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Comment below and I’ll guess your age :)
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Adding “lol” so you don’t sound like a cunt >>
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he’s so hot and he’s super low key what’s the catch lol
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@myyrarr
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idc what anyone says, social media from a young age twists your mind and you’re exposed to so much shit no kids should be seeing. Social media 100% ruins your perception.
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Grandparents at your big age: “buy yourself some sweets”
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@myyrarr
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You know when you’re listening to a song and someone goes “that’s soo olddd” ok? Didn’t know music had a sell by date
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If you shout about how you “don’t want a daughter” I hope you never ever have one. Girls don’t need another generation of fathers who don’t trust them, hold double standards against them and treat them like they’re somehow not as good as their sons.
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If you see me delete a tweet 7 mins later cos I got aired, mind your business 💔
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Why do I just see the same 5 people on the tl when I follow 600+ people 🤠
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why tf do wires come out of bras so easily?? I paid £25 for what?
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@myyrarr
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You know when you look back at someone you were once mad for and think “was I mentally ill”
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@myyrarr
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a different level of cringe courses through my veins when I hear asian couples calling eachother “jaan” or “pyar”
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how tall are you guys?
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@myyrarr
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the music fading before a phone call is deffo up there with 5 worst feelings
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@fatimahhXD 1v1 with the kid
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