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MyTinyBladder

@my_bladder

1 year

@emily_dawnxo Do cigarettes make hrt MORE effective if you're ftm though? Or is it less effective with cigarettes either way?

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@my_bladder

8 months

@yuhluvkendra Nick Cannon has entered the chat.

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@my_bladder

1 year

So today is my birthday and I just got my first present. My kidneys gave me a nice, full bladder! It would be very rude of me to just flush such a sweet gift down the toilet! Don't you think?

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MyTinyBladder

@my_bladder

7 months

It would feel so good to go peepee rn, but I won't cause good girls never make naughty wet messes. Good girls keep all their peepee in their good little bladders where it belongs.

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@my_bladder

9 months

@g00nSpiral89 Good girls! Remember, good girls never urinate! No matter how good it would feel to relieve their bursting bladders!

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@my_bladder

11 months

Is anyone else currently experiencing a large quantity of liquid pushing and stretching the walls of their urinary bladder, resulting in an intense urge to void said bladder? Or is it just me?

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MyTinyBladder

@my_bladder

10 months

@betafishes @solomonmissouri And there are people of all ages in college.

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MyTinyBladder

@my_bladder

1 year

I don't think you understand. My BLADDER is FULL of URINE! I desperately NEED to GO to the BATHROOM! Or my PEE is gonna COME OUT in my PANTIES!

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MyTinyBladder

@my_bladder

1 year

Lately I've been obsessed with situations where guys can pee but girls can't. Like even if you're heavily pregnant and take diuretics and have a bladder infection and haven't urinated for days,

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MyTinyBladder

@my_bladder

1 year

I just totally lost control of my bladder. I just couldn't clench my peehole shut anymore. It just stopped listening to me and stayed open no matter how hard I tried to squeeze it shut.

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MyTinyBladder

@my_bladder

1 year

Today should be interesting. I only feel a slight urge to urinate rn, but I'm wearing a tight skirt and it already feels like it's pressing against my bladder. I can only imagine how if will feel once my bladder becomes truly bloated and bursting.

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MyTinyBladder

@my_bladder

1 year

@GregHintz1 @fuckyouiquit Many Republicans are wealthy, therefore voting Republican should increase one's income. Gotta admit, the logic is airtight on this one. 🙄

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MyTinyBladder

@my_bladder

9 months

I think I drank too much last night. My bladder is so full it hurts, but I just wanna sleep! What to do?

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MyTinyBladder

@my_bladder

1 year

@sukiegamer Want milkies, Mommy!

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@my_bladder

1 year

I'm feeling a funny little tickle in my bladder, that means I need to drink more, right?

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MyTinyBladder

@my_bladder

1 year

My bladder is screaming at me! It's using words like "explode", "bursting", "unbearable pain", "ripping apart", "permanent damage", "don't you even care about your kidneys?!" But I'm trying to just keep tightening my sphincter and holding back the ocean.

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MyTinyBladder

@my_bladder

1 year

I wanna let my tinkles out, but I will hold it cause GIRLS DON'T PEE! Girl bladders are meant to just keep filling and stretching forever.

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MyTinyBladder

@my_bladder

9 months

@Mari0m0 Mhm, real girls never pee! A true feminine bladder never gets release. It just keeps stretching to let in more and more boiling burning urine from her girlishly hyperactive kidneys. Fun fact: Did you know a real woman's kidneys can produce up to 5x more fluid than she drinks?

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MyTinyBladder

@my_bladder

1 year

Ouchie! My bladder really hurts! It's definitely gonna explode soon!

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MyTinyBladder

@my_bladder

7 months

@stylianos_k This isn't nihilism. This is reality. My parents had 0 debt, owned a nice house, raised several kids, had good health care for the whole fam. While my goals are to rent a studio apartment w/o roommates, have a small pet I can care for, n have regular dental care someday.

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MyTinyBladder

@my_bladder

7 months

I wish I had someone here to play with my clitty. It hasn't been touched in MONTHS, so it's sooooo sensitive, like one wrong move, and I could just explode! 😔

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MyTinyBladder

@my_bladder

1 year

Could this possibly be, maybe I'm FINALLY starting to get the first tiniest of tickles from my bladder? Well, now you'll just have to wait, my precious little water balloon, because you're not allowed to empty until Monday, a full (haha) 24 hours from now.

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MyTinyBladder

@my_bladder

9 months

So I'm kinda chubby, maybe around 100 lbs overweight, just a little obesity nothing much. And I just noticed how HEAVY my belly is, even with my stomach being empty. When I sit, it pushes into my lap, and it sits on my bladder and squishes it, almost like a pregnant lady's baby.

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MyTinyBladder

@my_bladder

1 year

I'm so happy about how big and heavy and full my boobs are with me not even lactating. Love feeling like the fat cow I am. 🐄 Mmmmmm.

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MyTinyBladder

@my_bladder

1 year

It would feel soooooo goooood to pee right now! I really really really wanna push down hard with my bladder muscles and push all the burning hot peepee out! *whimpers* I really gotta go to the bathroom!!!!

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MyTinyBladder

@my_bladder

1 year

I feel like I could peepee for like 15 minutes straight. Just keep peepeeing and peepeeing and peepeeing. I'm so fullllllll of liquid all my organs are swimming.

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MyTinyBladder

@my_bladder

1 year

I've been thoughtlessly throwing back Big Gulp Cokes all day, and now my little bladder keeps trying to get my attention like.

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MyTinyBladder

@my_bladder

1 year

I'm sooooo full of liquid my tongue feels like it's floating.

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MyTinyBladder

@my_bladder

1 year

their urine streams gushing out of them and hear them splashing and tinkling hard into the toilet water, saying things like "Oh I really needed that! It feels so good to finally just let it all go!"

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MyTinyBladder

@my_bladder

9 months

I started talking to a HAES-friendly nutritionist today. My first goal to work on is going to be drinking more water. Who's up for giving me some inspiration for drinking (and holding)?

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MyTinyBladder

@my_bladder

1 year

you just have to keep holding and holding and holding gallons of burning hot urine in your tiny, sensitive, abused urinary bladder, while all around you are guys sighing with urinary relief as you see

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MyTinyBladder

@my_bladder

1 year

I peed when I woke up at like 6 but I already wanna go again. But it's way too soon. Definitely not potty time for a long time yet. But it's always a good time for a refreshing beverage! 😀

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MyTinyBladder

@my_bladder

1 year

@fuckyouiquit Pro tip: If you skip every meal, you'll save loads of money! After a few weeks you won't have to spend money on anything anymore! Follow me for more big brain financial advice.

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MyTinyBladder

@my_bladder

1 year

I have to pee, I wanna hold it but I feel like my willpower is too weak to last long.

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MyTinyBladder

@my_bladder

1 year

@Omolizzie1 Criminally underrated comment this.

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MyTinyBladder

@my_bladder

9 months

@SkrawnyJ @billybrizzle420 Which isn't a lot of money to HAVE, but it is a lot of money to LOSE.

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MyTinyBladder

@my_bladder

9 months

Um, I think I need to pee. 😊

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MyTinyBladder

@my_bladder

1 year

Just finished drinking my 1st large Coke of the day. I feel the pressure of my urine pushing against the inside of my bladder walls. Now I truly feel like I have a full bladder and need to go to the bathroom.

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MyTinyBladder

@my_bladder

1 year

I kinda wanna tinkle a little. 😊 Should I A. Just relax and let the peepees come out into my diaper B. Run to the bathroom and peepee in the potty like a big girl C. Hold my peepees in for a little while D. Hold my peepees in as long as I possibly can until I have a accident

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MyTinyBladder

@my_bladder

1 year

@batorsparadise Some farms have taken to using automatic milking machines, so nice to see someone still doing it by hand.

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MyTinyBladder

@my_bladder

1 year

I'm getting so sleepy I'm literally fighting to keep my eyes open, so will have to go to bed soon. But I'm also so horny I could explode! This combination has a tendency to lead to wet dreams for me. Doesn't happen always, but I can't wait to ask myself "wtf was that dream" in AM

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MyTinyBladder

@my_bladder

1 year

It feels sooooo gooood to urinate though...

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MyTinyBladder

@my_bladder

1 year

@Redwolf817 *whines* But there's so muuuuuuuch wee wee! And it's hot, it's burning my bladder insides!

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MyTinyBladder

@my_bladder

1 year

@FrederickLastb1 This my Cashapp $SunnyQuinn0504

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MyTinyBladder

@my_bladder

1 year

I haven't peed for 4.5 hours and I've had about 40 ounces of soda since then. I'm about 6/10, definitely feeling the burn in my bladder but I have a while to go before I'm truly desperate. Don't worry, I am keeping my fluid intake up.

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MyTinyBladder

@my_bladder

1 year

This why I gotta get my fansly page going, maybe it would help me drink more and make my bladder wait longer for release if there was money on the line.

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MyTinyBladder

@my_bladder

1 year

Be brutally honest, is there a fan base for this but naked? Obese, spastic wheelchair user, can't physically do much sexually or even posing wise. Trying to decide if starting a fansly is a waste of time or not.

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MyTinyBladder

@my_bladder

1 year

I've reached the point where it's getting really difficult for me to keep holding without a serious motivation, like money on the line or something. It's not that I CAN'T hold it, I just REALLY wanna urinate right now.

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MyTinyBladder

@my_bladder

1 year

@skywise478 @fuckyouiquit Tent too expensive? Stay curled up in a ball like a hedgehog so you can fit in a smaller tent! Pro tip: Skipping meals will help with this too!

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MyTinyBladder

@my_bladder

1 year

Oh, and when my tummy is so full and big I feel my clothes tight around my waist, mmm! My 2xl plus-sized clothes that should be loose on me. Mmm, if I weren't such a greedy little piglet! Oink! 🐖

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MyTinyBladder

@my_bladder

9 months

@supafreak31 I am of the same belief! Good girls never urinate, they just let their poor bladders s-t-r-e-t-c-h and proudly present themselves "pregnant" with pee!

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MyTinyBladder

@my_bladder

1 year

@Redwolf817 Out of order, as all restrooms should be.

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MyTinyBladder

@my_bladder

1 year

@YesBikuTweeting The very second she starts relaxing to go, before a single drop actually comes out, "Plug it up, someone's coming!"

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MyTinyBladder

@my_bladder

1 year

I'm drinking a large Coke rn. Just a random thing that's currently occurring.

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MyTinyBladder

@my_bladder

11 months

@fuckyouiquit @commishpjn I heard that around half of people who win multimillion lotteries end up broke a few years after collecting their prize. But it's hard to imagine being THAT bad with money.

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MyTinyBladder

@my_bladder

1 year

@TwAmelie Ppl say they can't have "real accidents", that their bladder is just too strong, let's tie you up like this so you can't dance around, hold yourself, close your legs. Let's make you drink a big glass of water every 10 minutes. You'll wet your pants like a baby in a day or 2, bet!

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MyTinyBladder

@my_bladder

1 year

@burstingomo So cute, just keep giving all that peepee all the fluids it needs to keep growing, and keep s-t-r-e-t-c-h-i-n-g that bladder bigger and bigger! Someday I expect you to be carrying a whole pumpkin full of peepee in your belly!

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MyTinyBladder

@my_bladder

9 months

@ParelMeet Imagine how much pain she must be in! I'm jealous, I want my little bladder to hurt like that so fuckin bad!

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MyTinyBladder

@my_bladder

1 year

@fuckyouiquit I already can't afford to rent any housing bigger than a shoebox as it is. 😬

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MyTinyBladder

@my_bladder

1 year

This nice Spring weather is making me horny I think. Like my hormones perked up and told my body it's baby making season.

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MyTinyBladder

@my_bladder

1 year

@fuckyouiquit Millennial: Do you have any spare change? Other Millennial: *laughs in poor* This is middle-age humor in 2023. Yes, Millennials are middle-aged now. It was hard being poor when we were young, but now it's also sad. Still hoping to afford to rent a studio apartment someday.

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MyTinyBladder

@my_bladder

1 year

@Ordinaryalien1 I'm a very good sub, yay!

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MyTinyBladder

@my_bladder

1 year

Now, why on Earth would I want to make it easier to go to the bathroom? 🙄

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MyTinyBladder

@my_bladder

1 year

Ok, I have an idea. Imma do a chug video for the water, and if you wanna see it, just slide into my dms (I'll put a snippet here for free so you can decide if it's worth it to drop $2 into my Cashapp to see the whole thing).

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MyTinyBladder

@my_bladder

9 months

@supafreak31 Good girl! Now let's reward you with a nice tall glass of refreshing tea! I only have the Kidney Kleanser Super Diuretic Tea, hopefully you like that flavor.

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MyTinyBladder

@my_bladder

1 year

@SecretPerson_SP Grapefruit, pfffft! Gotta be at least basketball size to start with!

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MyTinyBladder

@my_bladder

9 months

@illseeu2 I want this done to me so bad, my clit is screaming for it!

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MyTinyBladder

@my_bladder

1 year

So, I'm not so common as to straight up ask for cash, but I'll just mention that I have a Cashapp. This has nothing to do with the fact that I need some encouragement to keep drinking the liquids while keeping my pants dry. $SunnyQuinn0504

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MyTinyBladder

@my_bladder

9 months

@Redwolf817 You can do this cause you're a boy, but I better not see any girls doing this! Sorry girls, no potty for you, just hold it and let your bladder S-T-R-E-T-C-H.

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MyTinyBladder

@my_bladder

1 year

@Ordinaryalien1 Mhm, it's like how you aren't allowed to touch yourself and you DEFINITELY can't make yourself cum, but if you have a wet dream in your sleep that's ok.

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MyTinyBladder

@my_bladder

1 year

That feeling when you aren't sure if you have both a hunger fetish and belly stuffing kink, or just a binge-and-starve ed. 😦

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MyTinyBladder

@my_bladder

1 year

@Karliecanthold Good! Bladders are meant to be full.

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MyTinyBladder

@my_bladder

1 year

@mshyannjr @PrincessPeeplay Yep. That's why boys can pee whenever they want to, but girls just have to keep holding and let their bladders s-t-r-e-t-c-h to hold alllllll their hot peepee in forever and ever and never let out a drop.

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MyTinyBladder

@my_bladder

10 months

@EllieOpal_ @ddlg_playground Flowers you can fuck, what could be better!

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MyTinyBladder

@my_bladder

1 year

@holdit247

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MyTinyBladder

@my_bladder

1 year

@desperateolivia Full to the brim, as all bladders should be. 🟡🥰

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MyTinyBladder

@my_bladder

7 months

@supafreak31 You know what they say, the wider the hips, the more room for a full bladder!

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MyTinyBladder

@my_bladder

1 year

Ugh, I've been wanting to do a full bladder hold for like 6 hours now and I still don't have to pee even a little. See kids, this is why you gotta stay hydrated at all times.

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MyTinyBladder

@my_bladder

7 months

@kayythoughtsss His mom's opinion withstanding. This is actually not the worst way you could come out to your family.

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MyTinyBladder

@my_bladder

1 year

@SMorringan Yes, big bulging bladders are made to be tortured! 🤜🟡🤛

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MyTinyBladder

@my_bladder

1 year

@hairycutnude Wow, he was shooting before you even touched him!

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MyTinyBladder

@my_bladder

1 year

@hotbittch_ Aww, does somebody have to go peepee?

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MyTinyBladder

@my_bladder

1 year

Please tell me I'm not the only person who can't see anything butt a badonkadonk here.

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MyTinyBladder

@my_bladder

11 months

@ArgendanaFistMV Now that's what I call power bottoming!

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MyTinyBladder

@my_bladder

9 months

I didn't choose violence. Violence chose me.

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MyTinyBladder

@my_bladder

8 months

@latkedelrey He's got a lot of nerve!

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MyTinyBladder

@my_bladder

1 year

@Ordinaryalien1 🥲 Ty! Do you think I'll ever be good enough to get permission to pee? Not even in the bathroom cause I know good girls never pee in a toilet, but could I maybe get permission to piss my pants? I'll do it in public even, my tinkles just really wanna come out now!

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MyTinyBladder

@my_bladder

11 months

@VixenViragoX Mommy gib milkies for bebe, pwease? 🥺

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MyTinyBladder

@my_bladder

11 months

@fuckyouiquit When you win, remember that I'm your neighbor's son's 3rd grade teacher's mom's podiatrist's uncle's dog's hairdresser's cousin's babysitter's mail carrier's niece's Spanish tutor. So you and I are super close relations, basically siblings, really.

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MyTinyBladder

@my_bladder

1 year

@inducedpriapism Getting all worked up and sweaty makes your glasses keep sliding down your nose. Of course you need glasses, between all the studying and all the self-stimulating, it's a miracle you aren't totally blind instead of just almost blind.

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MyTinyBladder

@my_bladder

1 year

@SMorringan No, 2 is for beginners, you're ready to start with 4 bottles of water.

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MyTinyBladder

@my_bladder

8 months

@latkedelrey Alas, I, too, have no Italian forebears. But I feel Italian in my stomach. 🍕🍝😋

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MyTinyBladder

@my_bladder

11 months

@alifeets291 Yeah, I don't understand people who say, "I do it for hours!" Or "It takes me at least a good 20 minutes to cum." For me honestly 10 minutes is a long session. Especially with a vibe. I do edge sometimes, but I can't hold my cum long. It just feels too good to control. ☺️

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MyTinyBladder

@my_bladder

1 year

@sldnsfw @fuckyouiquit The future the GOP wants is the past.

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MyTinyBladder

@my_bladder

9 months

@goinginmypants The ultimate in almost made it. Holding on until you get to the bathroom, then pissing your pants right in front of the urinal/toilet. 😊

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MyTinyBladder

@my_bladder

1 year

@omo_plant I love clear pee cause it means you're really really well hydrated and your kidneys are producing enough urine to fill your bladder every hour at least!

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MyTinyBladder

@my_bladder

1 year

@sugary_luna @omofan5 That's great! Now you don't have to worry about being on top of the pyramid and having an accident on all the girls below! That would be so embarrassing! 😳

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MyTinyBladder

@my_bladder

1 year

@dontletmepee Aww, what a cute lil piss baby bulge!

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MyTinyBladder

@my_bladder

1 year

@malloryhastopee When we say "sleep tight" we mean sleep with your peehole tightly shut! Hope you don't dream about having to go and finally finding the bathroom...

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MyTinyBladder

@my_bladder

9 months

@SupaFreak31 That BMF stands for Bladder Mighty Full!

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