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Anything for sunsets 🌅 and iced coffee.

New York City, NY
Joined August 2016
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Me: there’s nothing else to do about the government shutdown Me after 4 glasses of wine:
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Barbie Movie: “We mothers stand still so our daughters can look back to see how far they've come” Me:
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This is why LGBT representation matters in health policy. This is why LGBT representation matters in legal policy. This is why LBGT representation matters in the media. This is why LBGT representation matters in the U.S. census. This is why we have Pride every year.
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EXCLUSIVE: Gay couple stabbed in neck, back and hand for holding hands in public, with one needing a total of 82 stitches
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being gay is exhausting
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Gay People More Likely to Experience Trouble Sleeping: Study
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Is this the gays DNA? 🦄 🌈 🦄 🌈 🍑 🌈 🍆 🌈 💦 🌈 🦄 🌈 🦄 🌈 🍑 🌈 🍆 🍑 💦 🌈 🦄 🌈 🦄 🌈
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my gay ass attempting to drink a beer with straights
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5 years
Gays: Capitalism during Pride Month:
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#DragRace season 10: - feature ALL 90-minute episodes - return of Untucked - premieres March 22, immediately after #AllStars3 Two hours of Drag Race. Every Thursday. Starting 3/22. Gay Twitter™:
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Nobody: Gays arriving to see the Barbie movie:
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“Let’s do a quick team meeting for 4:30 PM”
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5 years
If you’re gay🌈, Like & Retweet this! We gonna all follow each other in 2019. Comment your snap/ig too!
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Gays when Tiffany Pollard finally appeared on #DragRace
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10 years ago today, Obama was sworn in as the 44th President of the United States. I will always remember Beyoncé’s heartfelt performance during the 2009 Inauguration Ball
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If you’re gay🌈, Like & Retweet this! It’s Pride Month and we gonna all follow each other!Comment your snap/ig too!
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A regular day in Gay Twitter™ Gay: wig other gay: tea Gay:
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my dramatic gay ass: my therapist:
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Omg I love history of The Gays™
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summoning circle, hope this works 🕯 🍆 🍑 🕯 🕯 🕯 gay boyfriend 🕯 🕯 🕯 🍑 🍆 🕯
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6 years
How gays were born
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Gia when Farrah Moan fell is a gay mood #AllStars4
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6 years
Trixie may had won #AllStars3 But Shangela won Gay Twitter™
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Gays before and after having their iced coffee
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Gay Twitter 🦄 |\👐🏼 / \_ ━━━━━┓ \\ ┓┓┓┓┓┃ Milk ┓┓┓┓┓┃ ヽ🤡ノ ┓┓┓┓┓┃   / ┓┓┓┓┓┃ ノ) ┓┓┓┓┓┃ ┓┓┓┓┓┃ #AllStars3
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Nancy Pelosi is officially a gay mood: #SOTU #StateOfTheUnion
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Michelle Obama dragged all of Gay Twitter™ to hell 😫
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the gays after #Pride month is over
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Gays arriving to Thanksgiving ready to confront their homophobic uncle and racist aunt
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being gay is expensive!
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Live view of the gays streaming Ariana Grande’s 7 Rings: #7Rings
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Gays and Ariana Grande stans on their way to support her through her breakup
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Because everyone is now gay
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Hooters is closing locations, restrategizing because millennials aren't that into boobs.
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Our NYC subway system is now gay ❤️ #PrideMonth
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When he has a job, stable income, saves money and is emotionally available
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⠀ 🎃🎃🎃🎃   🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃   🎃 🎃🎃 🎃 🎃 in gay world, Halloween is 🎃 🎃the one night a year a gay🎃   🎃can dress like a total 🎃    🎃slut & no gay can🎃 🎃say anything 🎃 🎃 about it 🎃 🎃🎃
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Gays at church walking up to receive the body of Jesus: #EasterSunday
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Live view of Gay Twitter spilling tea
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Live view of Gay Twitter: #DragRace #DraceRaceFinale
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Straights: what’s your favorite beer? My gay ass:
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Anyone: h— Me on November 6th at the voting polls:
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The Gays™ when Straights come for us
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Gay Culture is: -Ariana Grande -Britney Spears -Brunch -Daily Selfies -Wig, Tea, Yaaassss -Twitter every 1.76 minutes -All the iced coffee ...that’s all
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Britney Spears: hey, new music, I— The gays:
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nature: ok it’s now fall gays in Chelsea boots:
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In case you missed it, here is Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s amazing response to Trump’s address:
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me, a gay
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yes, hi, I would like to cancel my gay membership asap
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Gay culture is gays dragging other gays to filth but protecting each other when straights come for us
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24 years ago, the Queen of Tejano, Selena Quintanilla, held a legendary performance at the Houston Astrodome. Here’s one of her most iconic songs, Bidi Bidi Bom Bom:
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Black women will save our country.
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In times of trouble, the wise build bridges and the foolish build walls #BlackPanther
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In the US, we use twitter because mental healthcare coverage barely exists
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Carly Rae Jepsen: stream The Loveliest Time 💖💕💘💗 the gays all weekend:
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my gay mood for all of 2019:
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Straights: can you try being less gay? my unapologetic gay ass:
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Remembering a better time, with a real President, who valued #LGBT Americans as the incredible, equal citizens we are. #Pride2017
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straights: Pride Month is over— me, an intellectual gay:
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"OK mom i got the pic like you asked. Who is he again?” #SuperBowl #halftimeshow
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Gays arriving on November 6th to vote out all the homophobes
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straights during middle school: are you gay? me: yes yes yesyes yesyes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yesyes yes yes yes yesye yes yes yes yes yesyes
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my gay ass: 2019 is gonna be my year! my depression and anxiety:
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The Gays™ when Ariana Grande finally releases some new music
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Need a stretching buddy 💕
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gays driving to the movies to see A Star Is Born on Oct 5
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In the US government, only 13 states ban gay conversion therapy.
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UK government to ban 'gay conversion therapy'
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nobody: gays on Grindr:
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🍑🍑🍑🍑 🍆 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍🌈 🍑 🍆🍆 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍🌈 🍑 🍑🍑🍑 🍆🍆🍆 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍🌈 🍑 🍑 🍆 🍆 🏳️‍🌈 🍑🍑🍑🍑 🍆 🍆 🏳️‍🌈
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Gays trying to get money from daddy for the iPhone Xs Max
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gays when they don’t have their iced coffee
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gay culture is when your boxer briefs are longer than your short shorts ✨
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Cracker vs Aquaria will lip sync for their lives at some point, my gay bones feel it. Bookmark this tweet. #DragRace
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only gays and girls remember a real half time show: #SuperBowl
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I just...but Nicki...enjoy
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This reunion boosted my gpa, cleared my pores, brought world peace and left Gay Twitter™ wigless #DragRace
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all the gays at brunch:
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my gay ass coming back to work after a mini mental breakdown in the restroom
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Live view of Gay Twitter™ forming a prayer circle to protect Trixie #AllStars3
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Gays returning home for the holidays to finish dragging their racist aunt and homophobic uncle
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Remember when Miss Vanjie won #DragRace season 10 in the 1st episode?
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this is literally the gays at any moment:
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the four gay emotions during #PrideMonth
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Gays on their way to contact their sugar daddy for tickets for Coachella to see Ariana Grande:
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Me: omg I’m mentally exhausted and hate drama Also me every 7 seconds:
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Gay Twitter™, in a unanimous decision, rejects this trash article.
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Everything Britney did, Taylor does better
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The Gays™ when anyone disagrees with us
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Me and the FBI agent assigned to my computer currently dancing to Beyoncé #BeyCheclla #Coachella
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gays at their first time in the men’s underwear department
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Gay Twitter™ right now #RoyalWedding
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imagine not being gay
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my gay ass: alexa play one of Beyoncé’s hits Alexa: bitch which one?!?!
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gays after having their morning iced coffee:
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Spring: 🌸 gays in their striped shirts, short shorts, with iced coffee in hand:
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