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@mrmattsimon .bsky.social Science journalist @wired . New book on microplastics: . Others: . matthew_simon @wired .com

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@mrMattSimon
Matt Simon
9 years
Today my electric toothbrush died in my hands but right before it did it whispered, "Don't be sad. I can be a regular toothbrush too."
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10 years
The water bear, the only creature on Earth that looks like a cannon wearing wrinkled khakis. http://t.co/FOHaD4cySV http://t.co/a4ZMZIgtev
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10 years
Elephant bird egg next to a hummingbird egg. Just WOW. @calacademy http://t.co/tpsZToGRiF
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7 years
Holy mother of god look at this leaf-mimicking spider.
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5 years
I used a haptic glove to shake someone's hand 5,000 miles away and actually feel the contact. The sensation is hard to describe, but because that's my job, here ya go.
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@mrMattSimon
Matt Simon
10 years
This week's absurd creature is a parasite that eats a fish's tongue and takes its place. http://t.co/K7r54YJ0hf http://t.co/BKdHtElHcS
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4 years
Your family may be stuck inside this Earth Day, but I've got the escapism you need: Today @netflix premiered the new series Absurd Planet, based on my @WIRED column Absurd Creature of the Week! It's bigger, bolder, absurd...er.
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5 months
Just had brutal layoffs across WIRED that hit @WIREDScience especially hard. We lost our amazing editor, @KaraPlatoni , @raminskibba on the space beat, and my fellow doomsday reporter @marynmck . I’m still here, picking up the pieces. But hire these people before someone else does.
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8 years
Guys, Barack Obama is pretty much my boss now. That's how it works, right?
@WIRED
WIRED
8 years
Barack Obama ( @POTUS ) will serve as guest editor of WIRED’s November issue. #WIREDxPOTUS
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4 years
What began as my @WIRED column Absurd Creature of the Week, and became the web video series Absurd Creatures, is now the new @netflix series Absurd Planet! Fun for the whole family, especially if you’re a family of meerkats. Premieres April 22. Trailer:
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@mrMattSimon
Matt Simon
10 years
Morpho butterflies are quite possibly the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. @calacademy
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2 years
Microplastics have infested every corner of Earth, from the highest mountains to the deepest seas. They’re in our food, water, indoor air, and bodies. So I wrote a book about it: A Poison Like No Other. It’s out October 27, if you’d like to preorder here:
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1 year
A new study finds that the amount of plastic particles at the ocean surface is skyrocketing. But it's likely a significant underestimate, due to scant data on the smallest of microplastics and nanoplastics.
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@mrMattSimon
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10 years
Why Magellan swore Patagonia was ruled by 10-foot-tall giants. http://t.co/AsEoeES9Va http://t.co/2yQ1rmWFbj
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6 years
Atlas the humanoid robot now does flippin' backflips because yeah why the hell not.
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4 years
The new @netflix series Absurd Planet, based on my work for @WIRED , has broken into the top 10! Petey the Mayfly thanks you, then immediately dies because he only lives for 24 hours. #AbsurdPlanet
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Matt Simon
8 years
If you're in the forests of New Mexico and don't end up with a fistful of parasitic horsehair worms, then I don't know what to tell you.
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@mrMattSimon
Matt Simon
11 years
Ideas, please! Let's make a Spotify playlist of dramatic tunes for browsing @wiredspacephoto . http://t.co/zpM904Pn http://t.co/EBO5gua0
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2 years
My book on microplastics is out today! Bad news: the pollution is out of control. Good news: I also talk about ways to control it.
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Matt Simon
10 years
This week's absurd creature is a shark that makes cookies like Mom does, only with more flesh. http://t.co/0cyvJpHO7d http://t.co/jOHri8uJcX
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9 years
My tragic story of adoring a robot, then coming to despise it. Also, hairnets. http://t.co/VtC9bZEHA2 http://t.co/Bma30CRHzM
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9 years
The colugo is confusing because it's adorable but it has too much skin, like cute old people. http://t.co/6elginNnxO http://t.co/6y733x6ZqK
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7 years
#BTCon17 This here is the pearlfish. It swims up sea cucumbers’ butts and eats their internal organs. NBD. Image: V. Stankovic
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@mrMattSimon
Matt Simon
8 years
Big up to Boston Dynamics on somehow making their quadruped robot even creepier.
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@mrMattSimon
Matt Simon
10 years
Good people: I'm at the Calif. Academy of Sciences today getting a tour of their collections! More tweets incoming. http://t.co/oecvqPS8mj
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@mrMattSimon
Matt Simon
10 years
At the incredible Monterey Bay Aquarium today getting a tour of their absurd creatures. More Vines to come.
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Matt Simon
10 years
Absurd Creature is on a break this week. But here, have a jerboa, which is a thing that exists. http://t.co/t0xTXcqOW2
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Matt Simon
12 years
Dramatic activity of the day: Play the Inception soundtrack and go through the @wiredscience space photo gallery. http://t.co/mFvT1XwC
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Matt Simon
10 years
Glyphoglossus molossus. Greatest. Frog. Ever. http://t.co/deknQTcVM3
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Matt Simon
10 years
Spotted comb jelly putting on a show.
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Matt Simon
7 years
Hey let's crush water bottles and make a mess in a mad lab that's giving robots a sense of touch.
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@mrMattSimon
Matt Simon
10 years
Guys I touched a coelacanth. That's so exciting I almost put it in all caps but didn't want to seem alarmist. http://t.co/58ZoV7cVki
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Matt Simon
10 years
Playing duck, duck, goose with this vicious duck would be more like duck, duck, MURDER. http://t.co/CENI4la9yh http://t.co/1YGWo369Nn
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Matt Simon
10 years
Can walnuts treat depression because they look like tiny brains? Lol no. But nice try. http://t.co/rVWMBD0Qlc
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@mrMattSimon
Matt Simon
8 years
This photo of a jet going supersonic in front of the sun is some straight-up wizardry. NASA/Ken Ulbrich
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@mrMattSimon
Matt Simon
10 years
Do you hate disco? Then you're going to really feel for this snail that has parasitic worms dancing in its eyes. http://t.co/Rf0fItcfg3
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@mrMattSimon
Matt Simon
5 years
A moving ballad about worms moving in a snail's eyeballs.
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5 years
I got two requests for a song about this Zombie Snail, which is really a poor snail infected with an intense snail-mind-control parasite called Leucochloridium paradoxm. All the information from this song comes from this @WIRED article by @mrMattSimon :
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@mrMattSimon
Matt Simon
10 years
Behold today's combatants: The horrifying bobbit worm vs. the bombardier beetle, zombie ant vs. the pistol shrimp. http://t.co/ShmTXJqvuD
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Matt Simon
10 years
Sad elephant from a medieval bestiary is sad. http://t.co/8DrzqHwvbW
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@mrMattSimon
Matt Simon
6 years
@pierce My favorite thing about Touchbar is how when I'm writing an email in an email app and I accidentally hit the send button in the bar after I've written like 5 words. Saves time. Much more efficient this way.
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Matt Simon
9 years
How does @WIRED review a new 360-degree camera? By dropping it in a giant aquarium at @calacademy , that's how. http://t.co/pD4YSC9x2k
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Matt Simon
8 years
Awww yiss. The cover for my book is here! Out Oct. 25 through @PenguinPbks .
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Matt Simon
6 years
My new book, Plight of the Living Dead, is out today! It's about parasites that mind-control their hosts which is nothing to worry about I'm sure. Here's a taste:
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@mrMattSimon
Matt Simon
5 years
Who’s going to tell them that water is made of hydrogen
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Matt Simon
9 years
This week's creature has some serious mother issues. http://t.co/FcRkWaax7F http://t.co/9sdnT7NveR
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@mrMattSimon
Matt Simon
6 years
I spent 24 surreal hours in a castle outside Oxford with the countess of psychedelic science. Topics included LSD, drunk Bedouins, and tiny dogs that romp around eating grass.
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@mrMattSimon
Matt Simon
10 years
All due respect to my awesome roommate, but she misspelled "nastyass poison triangles" as "treats." http://t.co/uxaMBx4usS
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Matt Simon
4 years
It me. Tune in for a celebration of the cephalopods. If you happen to BE a cephalopod and figured out how to use a smartphone, even better.
@WIRED
WIRED
4 years
Escape underwater with WIRED and the @MontereyAq today! We'll be going live on Instagram at 12pmPT/3pmET with @MontereyAq for a special look at some of their incredible creatures. Follow us on Instagram here and @MontereyAq at
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8 years
Awww yiss it has arrived! TWTBTC could be yours if you preorder. Not these actual copies though. Your own I mean.
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Matt Simon
6 years
But there's hope! You can buy dozens or even hundreds of copies of my new book, out next week, called Plight of the Living Dead.
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Matt Simon
7 years
#BTCon17 First up, the assassin bug. The hunter stabs ants, sucks the life out of them, and sticks them to its back. Image: V. Stankovic.
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@mrMattSimon
Matt Simon
10 years
Melibes smell like citrus. Trust me.
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@mrMattSimon
Matt Simon
9 years
You have no idea how long we debated the best rodent to compare this to. Too long. http://t.co/b57tfZnSX7 http://t.co/Tdjq4Euz01
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Matt Simon
2 years
Tune in Oct. 27 as I launch my new book and probably get uncontrollably angry about plastic pollution and other things.
@PlasticPollutes
Plastic Pollutes
2 years
Scientists are only beginning to understand the long-term impacts of microplastics on our bodies & the environment. Join us as we discuss with @mrMattSimon , @MicroPlastic101 , & @EarthHeiress . 🌎 #PlasticPollutes
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Matt Simon
3 years
Tune in at 1 for an important conversation about journalism and climate change. So important, in fact, that I'll be wearing a button-up shirt.
@amymartinmt
Amy Martin 🇺🇦
3 years
I'll be part of a panel with @nijhuism , @juangon68 and @mrMattSimon starting at 1 pm Pacific. We'll be talking journalism, climate change, and more in honor of #EarthDay . Free and open to all. Join us! @ThrshldPodcast
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Matt Simon
10 years
Medieval bestiaries claimed hedgehogs saved grapes for later by impaling them on their backs. http://t.co/u8084D6Ojc http://t.co/J9KFsyOQMx
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Matt Simon
11 years
My dentist painted blue skies and airplanes on his ceiling, presumably to calm me down by making me think I just fell out of an airplane.
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Matt Simon
10 years
Baby got back: Juvenile assassin bugs wear the corpses of their prey as backpacks. http://t.co/MO5l6LugNH http://t.co/tBm1td2LgY
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Matt Simon
9 years
I guess I decapitated him I dunno whatever. http://t.co/CawT9C92bt
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Matt Simon
8 years
Lifehack: Don't close your eyes at the dentist. Make eye contact with him/her for your entire appointment and they'll work a LOT faster.
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Matt Simon
3 years
Hell yeah. Brilliant company to have on the End Times Beat.
@marynmck
Maryn McKenna
3 years
Hello, I have news! For 18 mos, I’ve been a part-time “Covid correspondent” for @WIRED @WIREDScience . Extremely thrilled to say I'm now joining the @WIRED staff as senior writer for health, expanding my beat to all aspects of public health, global health, medicine and disease.
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Matt Simon
2 years
A nice early Kirkus review of my book on microplastic pollution, out Oct. 27 You can pre-order here, if you’re so inclined
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@mrMattSimon
Matt Simon
8 years
If you're not totally floored by this photo I hope a squid eats you and maybe also your friends and family.
@MBARI_News
MBARI
8 years
Fluorescence in the deep-sea #squid Histioteuthis #CephalopodWeek photo @beroe
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Matt Simon
9 years
Glass butterflies are like the Invisible Man only with like wings and stuff. http://t.co/bwJiHHNuUu
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Matt Simon
4 years
It’s officially been five months since @wiredunion asked @condenast and @rogerlynch for recognition. Today, we’re walking off the job to demand they include our colleagues in audience development and reviews. They are editorial employees. They deserve to be in our union.
@wiredunion
WIRED Union
4 years
Today, @wiredunion is holding a half-day work stoppage to protest @condenast ’s inexcusable delays in recognizing us and their attempts to bust our union by carving out multiple groups of @wired editorial staff from our bargaining unit.
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Matt Simon
4 years
Tune in tomorrow for a rare look behind the scenes at the Cal Academy and less interestingly a rare look at my living room
@calacademy
California Academy of Sciences
4 years
Live, 10amPT Wed: We're headed into the Ento collections with @WIRED 's @mrMattSimon & @ArachnologyNerd for up-close looks at giant hornets, scorpion flies, whip spiders, & more! 10 specimens to fall in love with/awe of, from our cabinets to you.
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10 years
People used to think elephants didn't have knees. This guy is as confused as you are. http://t.co/lESOaPZtLG http://t.co/w6nUf3SK0A
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Matt Simon
9 years
This week's critter is the sea pig, which lives on a farm and talks to spiders. Wait... http://t.co/Bf2i64yllO http://t.co/5lgf7KobW5
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Matt Simon
7 years
#BTCon17 Now a cutie: the pink fairy armadillo. Its shell is pink because its blood vessels actually show through. Image: V. Stankovic
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Matt Simon
5 years
Update: I've consumed too much hydrogen water and have developed the ability to see around corners, likely a consequence of hydrogen poisoning. I can also hear colors now.
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Matt Simon
9 years
I met a coelacanth, but it just stared at me. We wrap up our @calacademy series with fishes. http://t.co/7oVvVmwJrT http://t.co/CCs4uVIwla
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Matt Simon
11 years
Yeah showed this bar bathroom what's what. http://t.co/IJdPNfM4pA
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Matt Simon
7 years
The great thing about doing book talks in Italy is literally every building is a palace. So you get to speak in a palace.
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Matt Simon
4 years
@wiredunion @CondeNast @RogerLynch Also FYI today I should be writing about bird songs and sport-playing robots. Two separate stories, to be clear. Sadly.
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Matt Simon
11 years
If I were a bus driver I'd ask everyone boarding where they're headed. When they would answer I'd say, "No no. I meant in the long term."
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Matt Simon
8 years
Wanted: model. Description of shoot: don't worry about it will explain later just bring an enthusiasm for frogs.
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@mrMattSimon
Matt Simon
10 years
Zombie ants face off against the pink fairy armadillo in the final battle of the Tournament of Absurdity: http://t.co/ShmTXJqvuD
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Matt Simon
10 years
Ridiculously gorgeous tilt-shifted space shots. http://t.co/oaLWTIyogR http://t.co/DahUIOChP2
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Matt Simon
7 years
#BTCon17 And now for something constructive. The sociable weaver builds the most colossal bird nests on Earth. Image: V. Stankovic
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