I used a haptic glove to shake someone's hand 5,000 miles away and actually feel the contact. The sensation is hard to describe, but because that's my job, here ya go.
Your family may be stuck inside this Earth Day, but I've got the escapism you need: Today
@netflix
premiered the new series Absurd Planet, based on my
@WIRED
column Absurd Creature of the Week! It's bigger, bolder, absurd...er.
Just had brutal layoffs across WIRED that hit
@WIREDScience
especially hard. We lost our amazing editor,
@KaraPlatoni
,
@raminskibba
on the space beat, and my fellow doomsday reporter
@marynmck
. I’m still here, picking up the pieces. But hire these people before someone else does.
What began as my
@WIRED
column Absurd Creature of the Week, and became the web video series Absurd Creatures, is now the new
@netflix
series Absurd Planet! Fun for the whole family, especially if you’re a family of meerkats. Premieres April 22. Trailer:
Microplastics have infested every corner of Earth, from the highest mountains to the deepest seas. They’re in our food, water, indoor air, and bodies. So I wrote a book about it: A Poison Like No Other. It’s out October 27, if you’d like to preorder here:
A new study finds that the amount of plastic particles at the ocean surface is skyrocketing. But it's likely a significant underestimate, due to scant data on the smallest of microplastics and nanoplastics.
The new
@netflix
series Absurd Planet, based on my work for
@WIRED
, has broken into the top 10! Petey the Mayfly thanks you, then immediately dies because he only lives for 24 hours.
#AbsurdPlanet
I got two requests for a song about this Zombie Snail, which is really a poor snail infected with an intense snail-mind-control parasite called Leucochloridium paradoxm.
All the information from this song comes from this
@WIRED
article by
@mrMattSimon
:
@pierce
My favorite thing about Touchbar is how when I'm writing an email in an email app and I accidentally hit the send button in the bar after I've written like 5 words. Saves time. Much more efficient this way.
My new book, Plight of the Living Dead, is out today! It's about parasites that mind-control their hosts which is nothing to worry about I'm sure. Here's a taste:
I spent 24 surreal hours in a castle outside Oxford with the countess of psychedelic science. Topics included LSD, drunk Bedouins, and tiny dogs that romp around eating grass.
Escape underwater with WIRED and the
@MontereyAq
today! We'll be going live on Instagram at 12pmPT/3pmET with
@MontereyAq
for a special look at some of their incredible creatures. Follow us on Instagram here and
@MontereyAq
at
Hello, I have news!
For 18 mos, I’ve been a part-time “Covid correspondent” for
@WIRED
@WIREDScience
.
Extremely thrilled to say I'm now joining the
@WIRED
staff as senior writer for health, expanding my beat to all aspects of public health, global health, medicine and disease.
All I'm going to say is, if you don't vote for my SXSW panel about ocean robotics with
@Scripps_Ocean
and
@WHOI
and
@xprize
, you're basically slapping robots AND the ocean in the face.
It’s officially been five months since
@wiredunion
asked
@condenast
and
@rogerlynch
for recognition. Today, we’re walking off the job to demand they include our colleagues in audience development and reviews. They are editorial employees. They deserve to be in our union.
Today,
@wiredunion
is holding a half-day work stoppage to protest
@condenast
’s inexcusable delays in recognizing us and their attempts to bust our union by carving out multiple groups of
@wired
editorial staff from our bargaining unit.
Live, 10amPT Wed: We're headed into the Ento collections with
@WIRED
's
@mrMattSimon
&
@ArachnologyNerd
for up-close looks at giant hornets, scorpion flies, whip spiders, & more! 10 specimens to fall in love with/awe of, from our cabinets to you.
Update: I've consumed too much hydrogen water and have developed the ability to see around corners, likely a consequence of hydrogen poisoning. I can also hear colors now.
@wiredunion
@CondeNast
@RogerLynch
Also FYI today I should be writing about bird songs and sport-playing robots. Two separate stories, to be clear. Sadly.