Mpumelelopn @mpumelelopn Twitter profile

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Mpumelelopn

@mpumelelopn

3 days

Fuck you and your ANC.

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6 months

“you appeared in 27 job searches this week” WELL, WHERE ARE THE JOB OFFERS???

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3 years

Losing relationships with certain people might seem like the worst thing in the world until other people in your life show you just how much you’re loved the way you are. I’ll always be grateful for that.

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2 years

all the “first Black” accolades are going to biracials and you don’t see anything wrong with that? 💀

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5 months

haven’t looked at him the same way since i found out he’s also a zionist and signed that letter to biden.

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7 months

One of the Les Twins has 37 children there’s abandoned????? THIRTY SEVEN???

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1 year

Stingy men are so creative.

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@mpumelelopn

2 years

HIV stigma coming from people who don’t get tested regularly is just wild. you haven’t seen the doctor since 2018 but you’re here shaming someone for publicly sharing their HIV status????

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2 years

The fact that Jub Jub triggered Amanda, who was doing nothing but enjoying her happy life, makes this even more disgusting. He literally forced her to come out and speak out against him.

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Mpumelelopn

@mpumelelopn

3 years

Press the like button and see what happens.

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2 years

Camilla is about to be the queen of England from being a side chick. so if you’re a side, don’t give up, your time might be coming too 🌚🙈

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2 years

Lmao if my mother doesn’t like my partner, then I know that’s the right partner. I’ve seen the partner she’s chosen for herself and chile…

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1 year

We won’t stop celebrating when abusers die. No matter how many “you have an ugly heart” tweets you send out 🫶🏾

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2 years

I DO NOT enjoy struggling. It DOES NOT build character.

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@mpumelelopn

3 years

Falling in love with someone who doesn’t show affection is quite literally the worst thing you could ever do to yourself.

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@mpumelelopn

3 months

if your partner likes something and you don't understand why they like it but it makes them happy, why wouldn't you just get it for them? why should your feelings about it supersede your partner's joy?

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5 months

next stop, can they prosecute the South Africans who went to Israel to ‘fight’ alongside the IDF?

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3 years

I HAVEN’T HAD A SUICIDAL THOUGHT IN MONTHS EVEN THOUGH THINGS HAVEN’T REALLY BEEN GOING WELL FOR ME. DO YOU KNOW HOW MAJOR THAT IS???? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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3 years

A relationship where your partner is your only friend don’t sound healthy to me.

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2 years

I still don’t know how a baby is supposed to improve your life when you’re already struggling 💀

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@mpumelelopn

2 years

What do you want us to say?

Redbull Racing🏎️❤️

@manzimalanga

2 years

Is a R178K salary pm a lot?

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3 years

As my friend, you not telling me that I’m being cheated on while everyone else knows is grounds for a friendship break up.

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@mpumelelopn

1 year

so be a slut then if you wanna get chosen that badly.

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1 year

so you guys are telling me that you can be in love with someone and them be in love with you and you still don’t end up together???

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3 years

I don’t understand this expectation that everyone who dances should be great at it. We are dancing because we are having fun and enjoying ourselves, we’re not on So You Think You Can Dance.

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3 years

Would paying for someone’s debts be considered a cute birthday gift? 👀 I think I wanna do this for my mother.

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@mpumelelopn

2 years

I’m very uneasy about letting my intoxicated friends leave with men from the club. If y’all are in love and there are sparks between y’all, surely it can wait until the next morning when you’re both sober. No?

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2 years

Tyra Banks deserves all the smoke she gets. You can wake me up at 3am in the morning to support the dragging of Tyra Banks and I’ll wake up and gleefully cheer on whoever is dragging her.

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2 years

Medical aid is not a scam. Don’t be fooled by Twitter pls.

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2 years

I refuse to believe my 20s are the best years of my life.

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Mpumelelopn

@mpumelelopn

2 years

Unemployment is giggling. I’m SCREAMING

Pls visit my pinned tweet & DM to place your order

@TshepyMo

2 years

This😩💔

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1 year

Kay Yarms is in her own league when it comes to the influencer game. I’ve never seen someone make people want to buy products as much as her just because she mentioned them?? Yho.

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@mpumelelopn

3 years

The gag is, even if they release Zuma today, he isn’t going to change your life for the better anyway.

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Mpumelelopn

@mpumelelopn

11 months

Ekasi when you pay with your bank card, they also charge you for their banking fees 😂

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@mpumelelopn

2 years

I love this video so much 🤣😭😭😭

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@mpumelelopn

2 years

yes. we work backwards, you gotta prove you aren’t.

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2 months

I’m both indecisive and impulsive. What a mess of a combination 😭

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Mpumelelopn

@mpumelelopn

8 months

We aren’t, but the show must go on.

argue with yourself 📵

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8 months

a lot is going on! how you guys coping?

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5 months

africans are “stealing your jobs and should go back to their countries” but you’re fine with americans living here, not contributing anything to our economy, not paying taxes while also driving up property prices?? lmfaooo south africans are a joke.

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Mpumelelopn

@mpumelelopn

2 years

Waking up everyday and there’s someone who cares to find out how you are, what your plans are for the day and wishes you well for the day ahead is literally unmatched.

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@mpumelelopn

7 months

i need at least 5 miracles between now and month end.

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Mpumelelopn

@mpumelelopn

2 years

Let’s all make reservations for different days under yt names and then not show up 🌚

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Mpumelelopn

@mpumelelopn

3 years

Anyway who takes back their gifts after y’all break up is a loser.

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6 months

Hating WhatsApp stickers is a character flaw.

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9 months

@Shoun_B It’s getting weird.

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@mpumelelopn

3 years

I really admire that I can bounce back from anything but wow, I am tired of always having to work through some shit. I’d also like to have it easy sometimes.

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3 years

Being excluded by friends in group activities will never not hurt.

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2 years

my friends saw my tweet about being alone so they organised a picnic for me 🥹♥️

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1 year

the best part about buying a full chicken from woolies is the chicken mayo that you’re going to make the next day.

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3 years

A 22 year old is not a child. He was given the opportunity to retract his statement quietly and he ignored that. On the day that it became a topic on the TL, he was clowning and making jokes about Bonang but today she’s the one who’s gone too far? Are u jas?

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2 years

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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1 year

Am I the only one who thinks her verse sucks? Like, it’s not even on beat 💀

𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚

@beyoncegarden

1 year

they chewed i’m sorry😭

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3 years

Lmao ever reached that stage of mgowo where you vent to anyyone willing to listen? 💀

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3 years

i-Instagram yendoda mayibe nje

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3 years

One thing about me? I will delete everything that reminds me of something that’s no longer part of my life. Friendship break ups, romantic break ups, I will delete each and everything.

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2 years

If there’s one thing I don’t miss? It’s going through a breakup. That shit will rock you to fuck and back.

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3 years

I still don’t understand why we choose our careers at 16/17/18 - you don’t even know yourself then but you’re expected to make such a huge life decision??

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2 years

Bathong? 😭

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2 years

A baby at 23 is teenage pregnancy ✋🏾

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11 months

Man, I just can’t wait to live a life where money is no longer a problem for me.

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@mpumelelopn

3 years

Recording me drunk and in a vulnerable moment and sharing it on social media is grounds for a friendship breakup.

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@mpumelelopn

3 years

Sex education (not the tv show) is desperately needed in South African schools.

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2 years

Mihlali isn’t going anywhere, she didn’t lose her street cred. y’all just want that to be true because you’re always looking to humble people who are behind your reach.

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2 years

It’s misogyny that has you questioning whether Doja Cat is a rapper or not but you know exactly what Drake is.

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3 years

Sometimes we give people a lot of free passes because we like them as individuals and not necessarily because they’ve been good to us. Then one day you get sober and realise that there’s actually nothing good for you there and you were selling yourself short.

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2 years

your parents not wanting to meet your partners unless y’all are getting married is weird as hell and i hope you guys realise that.

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5 months

by the time this year ends, i’ll finally have a degree. 11 years after leaving hs 😭😭😭 lmaooo i’m so excited. literally nothing and no one can take this away from me.

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Mpumelelopn

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8 months

Not attending your son’s funeral just so you can go and play a rugby match is mad business.

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3 years

Dr Musa’s love for his wife has y’all PRESSED.

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2 years

people know when they are mistreating you.

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2 years

Tall girls are so hot.

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2 years

You see a man being unkind to someone he used to love and had a relationship with, you go and date that man and you think he’ll be any different to you?

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3 years

tax payer’s money in south africa is working for everyone besides the poor

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3 years

Hear me out

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2 years

Yes 🙈

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@voni_babyy

2 years

Did you guys go and see the Clermont Twins at Rockets?

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1 year

I’m gonna need the career girls to stop marrying down. PLEASE.

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5 months

they could never make me hate 30 seconds. winning or losing, i’m just happy we’re all participating in the same activity and having fun, together.

A Champagne Problem

@Chris_JNdonga

5 months

Do you guys hate playing 30 Seconds that much 💀?

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2 years

I hope you meet someone who won’t make you feel bad for asking for a KFC meal.

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@mpumelelopn

2 years

Cheating on your partner is so wild. Jeopardising everything with the person you love just for a thrill for a few moments 💀

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2 years

📍

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1 year

one thing about lori harvey? she’ll date a fine ass black man. whew 😮‍💨

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@mpumelelopn

3 years

I think y’all forget that with Bonang, it’s not even about getting that amount, it’s about making a point to everyone watching that they should watch what they say when they involve her name in it.

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2 years

my partner’s friends aren’t my friends, sure. but they sure as hell have to be nice and civil with me while i’m with their friend.

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2 years

I’m screaming at both the husbands being yt and the wives being black 😭

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@mpumelelopn

2 years

Gifting your partner seems like a lot of fun. Listening to them talk about things they enjoy and then getting those things for them >>>

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1 year

Yeah, K*m hasn’t had a good look since she left that man 💀

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@mpumelelopn

3 years

Complaining about being single while doing nothing to change it >>>

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@mpumelelopn

2 years

anyway chile, be nice to the people your family members are dating. don’t be that loser who’s overprotective of their old siblings over nothing like you wanna fuck them too.

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2 years

Christina baby? 🤣

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@mpumelelopn

11 months

Being a cheap skate is a massive deal breaker for me. I’m sorry.

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2 years

There’s no point in acting crazy if you aren’t going to leave him. Save your energy, because you’re going to need it for all the other times he’s going to cheat on you again.

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2 years

The worst kind of disrespect is the one where you can clearly see that people can act right but they only reserve that for other people they deem worthy of respect. When it’s you, they just want to walk all over you.

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3 years

Date night namajita 👬🏾

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1 year

Getting my driver’s license this year. No matter what.

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6 months

Blaming struggling South Africans for the systematic failure of NSFAS and not the government is one of the reasons why we’re in the mess we’re in right now.

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2 years

There’s nothing cute about sending a man to do groceries and he comes home with plastic bags full of wrong products.

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@mpumelelopn

4 months

BBL fashion has rotted your minds because what do you mean 24 year olds shouldn’t wear maxi dresses? 🙁

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@mpumelelopn

1 year

The most disrespectful thing about Zweli Mkhize is that on top of stealing money during a fucking pandemic, he had the nerve to run for ANC president. Like, he genuinely thought he should be the president of South Africa.

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2 years

Little Miss Identity Crisis