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2 years

Leaving the church had nothing to do with wanting to act immorally and everything to do with wanting to be ethically consistent.

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In Mormonism, wearing a sun dress is seen as an immoral sin committed by whores while racism is seen as a nobody is perfect sin that even prophets occasionally commit.

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Why do Mormons think members of other religions don’t feel the exact same feelings of confirmation about the truthfulness of those other religions?

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Is it weird to you that the Mormon church spends so much time calling for people to repent of drinking coffee and masturbating but zero time calling on authoritarians like Putin to repent?

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Had a cup of coffee this morning, now my grandchildren wont go to heaven.

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How many days until the Mormon church baptizes Queen Elizabeth?

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I discussed cultural appropriation with a college class filled with Mormons. At least half of them thought cultural appropriation was not a big deal (people choosing to be offended), but also thought it would be insensitive if another religion adopted wearing Mormon garments. 🤦‍♂️

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Whether to report is NEVER in question in cases where the ward clerk is caught stealing tithing donations.

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The big headline is that you ought to leave the Mormon church.

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2 years

Today I celebrate the 10+ hours of my weekend time I will not be handing over to 15 cult leaders.

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3 months

Tonight, most Utah Mormons will caucus for one of the worst human beings alive and I think that is a reflection of the inadequate moral foundation offered by Mormonism

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When I was a clerk, the bishop would share in bishopric meetings which youth were having “homosexual tendencies.” Why is okay for a bishop to share private confessions surrounding same-sex attraction, but must keep confessions secret when a child is being molested?

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Leaving the Mormon church is the moral thing to do. They are wrong on nearly every moral issue.

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2 years

17 temples announced, 6 new general authorities called, 142K new members recruited, 1 logo changed,0 homeless shelters built, 0 authoritarian dictators called to repentance, 1 female deity assassinated, 0 pandemics fasted away.

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Promise?

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The Family Proclamation is nothing more than a corporate document declaring the church’s firm positions on misogyny and homophobia. Mormons frame it and hang it in their homes.

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For every Brad Wilcox that gets exposed, there are 10 more Brad Wilcox’s teaching young Mormon kids to be ashamed of themselves, hateful of outsiders, and that they will lose everything if they don’t stay and submit.

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Mormons are the friendliest people as long as you silently listen to their beliefs without objection. If you verbalize your opposition to any of those beliefs, the friendliness dries up real fast.

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1 year

Pop quiz. In Mormonism, which is considered a sin? 1) a prophet at the age of 50 taking a 16 year-old child to bed. Or 2) a 16 year-old girl wearing a tank top.

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Churches in Utah County are opening their doors this winter to provide warming centers for unsheltered individuals. The Mormon church will not be opening any of their facilities. .

For the first time, Utah County will open warming centers for the homeless. These churches are...

For the first time ever, Utah County will shelter the homeless overnight this winter in a network of community churches.

www.sltrib.com

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Why do Mormons find the idea of a woman leading the church to be so absurd?

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Today in church, I hope you good faithful Mormons stare your bishop down and tell him that you expect him to report cases of child abuse to the authorities. Tell him to do the right thing, even if your church tells him not to. Be brave.

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The Mormon church totally believes in political neutrality.

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1 year

Release time for seminary should be ended. Public schools are not for religious indoctrination.

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When people say that charities do it better than the government, I look at the Mormon church spending a meaningless fraction of its wealth on charity. The government would do far more good for far more people if we would require the church to pay taxes like everybody else.

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Mormons are generally decent people but there are some really bad ones too.

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Mormon prophet Joseph Fielding Smith taught that people outside the most exclusive circle in the Celestial Kingdom would be neither man nor woman. Yet Mormons still cant wrap their heads around non-binary gender. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Mormon men try to have fun in the most childish ways because they aren‘t allowed to have adult fun. Mormonism infantilizes its members.

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Nobody is listening to your thoughts. They are private. Your thoughts are not sins. Enjoy having lots and lots of thoughts.

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Utah is such an odd place: My elderly Mormon neighbors have a sign taped in their window written on ordinary lined paper with a sharpie that says “I am not a socialist.”.

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The Mormon church used member donations to build a shopping mall. For what purpose does God need a shopping mall?

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A Mormon’s greatest purpose in life is doing as they are told regardless of whether they understand the reason why.

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I think Utah county needs a secret bar for Mormons who like the occasional drink. The secret entrance would be in a Deseret Book. The bouncer will part the veil and ask, “What is wanted?” What tokens and signs should be required to enter?

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11 months

If Joseph Smith was not a prophet, then Mormonism is false. And The more you look at Joseph Smith, the more you should realize that he was no prophet.

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7 months

Loved ones, please see reason. Would an apostle to a deity be so easily defrauded as to provide tithing records to a conman? This is not the first time a Mormon prophet has failed to discern truth.

New allegations against Tim Ballard claim close ties to Attorney General, LDS Church and more

New allegations have come to light in a recent legal filing against Tim Ballard regarding accusations of sexual misconduct. An amended complaint claims he reportedly had a closer relationship with …

www.abc4.com

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1 year

What makes the Mormon church think that its beliefs ought to be exempt from criticism?

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2 years

Come learn the restored gospel of Jesus Christ. Visitors Welcome.

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The church is facing its 3rd lawsuit over misuse of tithing. I see a class action in the near future.

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If you are not Mormon and you ask questions about the Mormon church you are referred to as an “investigator.” If you are Mormon and you ask questions about the Mormon church you are referred to as an “apostate.”

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I wonder why Joseph Smith couldn’t prophesy of the impending dangers of high fructose corn syrup and trans fats. Coffee and tea are quite healthy.

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My CES instructor assigned us to write a chapter of scripture to prove how impossible it would have been to make up the BoM. It was a really easy assignment.

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Prosperity doctrine helps wealthy Mormons rationalize away the harm they cause when they exploit the poor to make money.

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A father forbidding his children from speaking to their mother and demanding they only speak to him is dysfunctional and abusive. For some unknown reason, not when God does it.

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-Joseph Smith was not a prophet. -Temple rituals are weird. -Early Prophets slept with children. -Black people were banned from the priesthood. -The Book of Mormon is dumb. -Mormon doctrines change every generation. -The Mormon church is NOT led by God.

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What good is free will if you are commanded to obey?

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Everybody retweeting some new BYU nonsense and I feel so left out.

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Mormonism is a book club where you cant drink wine and perpetually read one book.

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1 year

Mormonism was invented for straight white men. Exceptions are made only if you act straight, act white, and do what the men tell you.

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I used to tell people that the purpose of tithing was to build churches and temples. I am sorry for all the lies I told.

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I’m tired you guys. People think “I just know” is a good enough reason to deny rights to somebody else.

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Mormons will be quick to tell you that “Keep Sweet, Pray, and Obey” is not mainstream Mormonism, but will avoid telling you that it is exactly how Mormonism began.

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Did you ever think it was a sin to leave your garments on the floor?

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You ought to hold organizations who claim to speak for God to the highest standards, not the lowest.

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I once sat it a stake leadership training presided over by @HollandJeffreyR where he talked about needing to prepare for the IMMINENT return of Jesus. That was 12 years ago.

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When you die, you become exactly like God and neither one of You exists.

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2 years

Dear God, If you don’t want me to get drunk, smoke weed, and fornicate this weekend, please let me know. If I don’t hear back from you, I’ll assume you are cool with it.

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When racism isn’t a part of church doctrine.

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The spectrum between mainstream Mormonism and Mormon fundamentalism is significantly narrower than most Mormons care to admit.

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Census data shows the Mormon church inflates its membership numbers. Can anybody guess why? “Idaho’s Franklin County and Utah’s Rich County are reported to have 16,095 and 2,763 adherents, respectively. Those counties had 14,194 and 2,510 residents”

New U.S. Religion Census sheds light on LDS Church membership

The newly released U.S. Religion Census counts every church's adherents at a state, county, and city level. Where does the LDS Church stack up? Full of graphs and maps.

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My seminary teacher taught us that other religions think that Mormons have horns.

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Utah would look a lot like Iran if secularism did not prevent it.

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@CHJesuschristCA And husband and husband and husband and husband and husband and husband and husband and husband and husband and husband and husband and husband and husband and husband and husband and husband and husband and husband and husband and husband and husband old enough to be father.

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I overheard a Mormon man telling his newly minted #exmo wife that he didn’t care if she stopped believing and stopped going to church, but she couldn’t have coffee in the house.

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When Mormons assert that the teachings of current prophets outweigh the teachings of past prophets, what I hear is “I think what I’m told until I’m told to think differently, to which I comply.” I don’t think this is good or virtuous.

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2 years

Regardless of what some person’s God commands, if your actions do NOT harm others, they are NOT immoral Regardless of what some person’s God commands, if their actions DO harm others, it IS immoral.

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Joseph Smith married kids because, according to the Mormon church, it was acceptable in his time, but if you wear a tank-top today, you are a whore.

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2 years

“Marrow in the bones” is a truly odd blessing to bestow. Where the fuck else would your marrow be?

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8 months

Mormon arguments that the church cannot do more to improve human suffering because it needs money to prepare for some future calamity ignores the luxury the church puts into into its buildings, which has zero moral significance.

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It’s no golden calf.

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I’m pretty fucking evil. What would you do?

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The Mormon church ought to be held both financially and criminally responsible when, due to its policies, it fails to protect children from abusers.

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@BHooooolt If you’ve never assaulted a 14 year-old who is 23 years your junior, you have no basis for judging Joseph Smith to be a prophet.

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Objective morality is mostly just pretending God agrees with your subjective values and feeling persecuted when others disagree.

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A physical body isn’t tangible?

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@natedeenwriter People who are capable of publicly admitting they were wrong about a politically relevant subject are the sexiest kind of people.

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If church members truly believed their prophet’s counsel, former members would not be referred to as exmos. They would refer to us as “ex-members of the church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.” I’ve never heard that once. I wonder why.

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“That’s not doctrine,” they say, “that was just a policy.” But why believe a church is true when its doctrines keep producing harmful policies?

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I’ll never again listen to a member of the Mormon church say that we cant be moral people without strict adherence to the doctrines of a 37 year-old man who took 14 year-old children to bed in the name of God.

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The church is not true. Bishops are trained to contact the church before contacting law enforcement in cases of sexual abuse. According to this investigation, the church often advised bishops NOT to report ongoing sexual abuse of children and infants.

Seven years of sex abuse: How Mormon officials let it happen

BISBEE, Ariz. (AP) — MJ was a tiny, black-haired girl, just 5 years old, when her father admitted to his bishop that he was sexually abusing her. The father, a member of The Church of Jesus Christ of...

apnews.com

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Commonly asked as a moral dilemma: Would you steal a loaf of bread if your family was starving? Rarely asked as a moral dilemma: Would you hoard bread when families are starving?

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I think he meant IUD, but is this what stalwart Mormon men do with their priesthood (I promise it’s not just a system of domination) authority? Abandon the spouses to whom they’ve committed over the use of birth control?

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Ben is about to cry because children made fun of his “truck.”

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Did anybody experience anxiety in their first endowment when, after 5 minutes of figuring out how to put the robes on the left shoulder while everybody watched, the bastards then told you to switch your special God robes to the right shoulder?

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The things you liked most about the Mormon church never actually came from the church. Those things came from you. The church appropriated them.

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If the church makes its decisions on the advice of its lawyers, are they no longer making decisions on the advice of Jesus?

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The Mormon church demands its members accept its ideas uncritically. If you are critical of those ideas, tensions usually rise quickly.

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The Mormon church hates critical thinkers because critical thinkers will continue to identify mistakes in the ideology long after the church changes the ideology and covers up the scandals.

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88% of Utah legislators are #Mormon and they make getting public assistance so impossible, that for many people the only option to get help is to join the Mormon church. This is beyond corrupt and I’m shocked people don’t make a bigger deal of this. #utpol

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If prophets were real, they would spend their time healing the sick and easing suffering. The fake Mormon prophets instead hoard wealth and inflict suffering.

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Took my first ever low dose of psilocybin yesterday and today, my motivation and mood was through the roof. Such a promising class of drugs for mental health.

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Mormonism requires substantial moral concessions to practice faithfully.

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Happy General Conference. If you figure out who is speaking for God and who is speaking as a man, please share with the rest of us.

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Why has the Mormon church always opposed an Equal Rights Amendment to the Constitution?

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I used to pray every night for my family to be safe and most of the time it seemed to work, but since I’ve stopped praying for my family’s safety each night we really haven’t been any less safe.

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In the Book of Mormon, the justification God gives to Nephi to slay Laban is that it is better for one man to perish than a nation dwindle in unbelief. Then, later in the book, the nation dwindles in unbelief anyway.

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A religion that attacks rational thought is a religion admitting its beliefs are not rational.

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I keep hearing that the church is not a charity and rather its purpose is to build the kingdom of God on the Earth, but would the kingdom of God have homelessness and innocent children going hungry? Is solving these issues not part of building the kingdom?

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You can’t prove the church is false when the only evidence you have is: DNA, anachronisms in the BoM, mistranslations of Egyptian funerary texts, evolution by natural selection, epistemology, support for slavery, opposition to civil rights, opposition to ERA ratification 1/6

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Mormons used to teach that the Catholic Church was the Whore of Babylon. They don’t anymore. I wonder why Jesus, sitting at the head of His church, wanted that taught for so long.

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If God told me to marry a 14 year old or kill my own son, I would refuse. Can you say the same? Your religion may not be making you the good person you think it is.

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