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@moooonriverr

1 year

mini food thread. 1.

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@moooonriverr

2 months

being an overthinker, I’ve realized that sometimes I don’t really need words of affirmation. I need a firm knock on the head

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@moooonriverr

3 years

I hate this country. I hate it so much. It’s robbed me of living a full life and I can never look past that. Instead of living and enjoying myself I’m constantly tense and alert and just praying to make it through the day in one piece. It’s exhausting. And honestly,

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@moooonriverr

4 years

you had a birthday party, not too long ago and completely blocked the entire road. I was in traffic for hours. because of *your* birthday party.

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4 years

The protest must be orderly, so that those concerned will get the salient point of your message. You can’t block the road, disrupt free flow of traffic and prevent other people from embarking on their lawful duties, especially the emergency responders.

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@moooonriverr

2 years

Happy Valentines Day!

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@moooonriverr

2 years

You know what exhausts me? Money. I’m always thinking about money, I never have enough money, I can’t breathe without being debited for something. If I sit still on the floor for a day, money will STILL leave my account for something. I am tired. I’ve had ENOUGH

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@moooonriverr

1 year

I cannot lie my happiest time of the day is when I’m just about to sleep. Sometimes I don’t even take afternoon naps just so the sleep is sweeter. Sometimes as I lay down my duvet, I’m in fact, blushing.

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@moooonriverr

4 years

btw “why rape a girl when there are so many sex workers available” is a VERY dangerous rhetoric. VERY.

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@moooonriverr

1 year

Jollof Rice. [This isn’t exactly a recipe but everything I scribbled down in my notes when I was stealing recipes from people] It’s a 3-part criteria. Single Grain Texture/Flavor/Color. - always use good stock. beef, chicken, turkey, goat. Turkey stock beats them all imo.

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@moooonriverr

2 years

out with my star girl

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@moooonriverr

2 years

you see the prayer that Tems mother prayed for her? it was hot

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@moooonriverr

11 months

marriage is not a shege repellent guys

Papi

@Olag0ke

11 months

Don't have kids with someone you aren't married to.

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@moooonriverr

1 year

eyes eyes eyes

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@moooonriverr

3 years

It’s a very miserable way to live. Everything is so bleak and chaotic now. Nobody smiles anymore. Literally just looking at people’s faces on the road and seeing how distressed they are makes me feel so anxious. How is *everyone* this unhappy?

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@moooonriverr

2 years

♥️♥️

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@moooonriverr

1 year

April (thank God for nice clothes 🤷🏽‍♂️)

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@moooonriverr

2 years

now I can finally be a househusband

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@moooonriverr

3 years

And it’s funny because I’m a ‘pusher’. I try so hard to stay upbeat and peppy and try to make people see the joy in things and keep their spirits up but even *I* am exhausted. Jesus Christ. Everything is so... ‘urgent’ now. It’s very unsettling.

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@moooonriverr

3 years

It’s like, you try. Everyday. You pray for a good day. Keep your skin thick. Hide in humor. You just *try* to keep yourself going. And every. single. time. this country knocks you down in some new inventive way. That might be the only thing it’s good at.

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@moooonriverr

5 years

lmao I’ll never forget the time an okada man tapped my cousin’s ass while we were walking down the road and I was fast enough to kick down his okada. He fell, scraped his face. quite swit 🙂

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@moooonriverr

5 years

My shirts came in today and I feel so bloody gorgeous ngl

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@moooonriverr

3 months

🌖🌖

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@moooonriverr

2 years

08-22 (the last picture is my favorite)

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@moooonriverr

3 years

There. They haven’t done any work since then. What moves you to destroy someone’s life like that? Where does the person go from there? Adjust? HOW? In this economy? Even the prayers in church have become more *urgent*. It’s all just... it’s a lot.

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@moooonriverr

4 years

- you go to Muri Okunola. - you wear the green white green. - all of you go *into* the park to protest and shout et cetera et ceter - heavily armed forces show up at the gates of Muri Okunola - there’re only limited places of entrance = there’re only limited places of exit - fin.

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@moooonriverr

3 years

Take the reconstruction of the roads around Yaba. They want wider roads. Instead of clearing the cars that *park* on the roads, they decide to bulldoze people’s roadside shops instead. After such a DIFFICULT financial year, their livelihoods are just *gone*. The cars are still -

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@moooonriverr

3 years

Please have genuine experiences. Do things that make yourself (your true self) happy. Love your face. Dress however (literally however) you want to. Do the things (or people) that make you happy, soft and warm inside while you still can. Be true.

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@moooonriverr

2 years

stepped out to celebrate our presido🤌🏾

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@moooonriverr

2 months

march, self.

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@moooonriverr

2 years

artsy stuff at art x

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@moooonriverr

2 years

this woman got me an Xbox for my birthday😭. Everyday I’m so thankful that I’m with the most amazing person in the entire world and honestly It’s your birthday too @__mofiyinfoluwa .

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@moooonriverr

4 years

bored.

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@moooonriverr

2 years

Life in this country involves so much numbness to trauma. You’re bombarded with death, danger and suffering every single day and it’s not like you’re even afforded a break to assimilate or else, poverty. You’re just running and running until unfortunately it’s you one day.

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@moooonriverr

7 months

artsy stuff at art x

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@moooonriverr

2 years

artsy stuff at art x

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@moooonriverr

5 years

me vs. my art

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@moooonriverr

3 years

hey x

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@moooonriverr

2 years

Communication issues. How you handle criticism. How you perceive softness. How you show affection. How you eat in front of other people. How you act in front of other people. It affects you in so many ways without you even realizing it most times.

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@ulxma

2 years

Growing up an an abusive household will fuck you up big time. It doesn’t even have to be physical abuse. Simply hearing adults yelling hurtful words at each other and to you does your brain literal damage. It takes a lot of courage and discipline to overcome the effects.

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@moooonriverr

3 months

🖼️ 🖼️

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@moooonriverr

1 month

april, fun.

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@moooonriverr

2 years

a very fun night🥂

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@moooonriverr

2 years

Yoruba prince🫅🏾

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@moooonriverr

6 years

Dying 😂😂😂

Khadi Don

@KhadiDon

6 years

*doesn’t feel my phone in my pocket* Me:

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@moooonriverr

3 months

february in selfies.

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@moooonriverr

5 years

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@moooonriverr

5 years

I made my first wedding cake last weekend. It’s ACTUALLY just dawning on me that I did this. It’s such a milestone for me because I’ve always been TERRIFIED of working with fondant *plus I’ve always been really shitty at it* but yeah, we did it.

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@moooonriverr

3 years

hey x

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@moooonriverr

11 months

The same year we bought fuel at N190, we’re buying it at N700. The same year. And it’s just JULY. Lmfaoo please mo ti checkout dear

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@moooonriverr

2 years

I really like these

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@moooonriverr

2 years

a very fun night

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@moooonriverr

5 years

lmao basically dress like a ghost, smell like faeces, be a fucking secret agent in your classroom (the same one you paid school fees to attend), and wear big thick carpet to cover your body, to avoid being sexually assaulted. lol like do you get?, it’s that easy😘

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@moooonriverr

3 years

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5 years

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@moooonriverr

5 years

*tries to sleep one night* Father : *lets out piercing shrills in the middle of the night pointing and sweating at a television of 11 men kicking a leather ball* Brother : *yells violently at 11 men kicking a leather ball* Brother 2 : *FOOTBALLLLL AHHHHHHH*

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@_knicolem_

5 years

Y’all obsession with Beyoncé is kinda weird no cap lol

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@moooonriverr

1 year

okay. The science of this is so crazy so I’m just going to get into it. I didn’t exactly make this with a set recipe, just taste and touch really. - Sweet potato bread. Sweet potato. - I tried to break it down so it’s sweet (sugar), starch (flour) and moisture. It doesn’t -

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@moooonriverr

1 year

I’m making sweet potato bread today. I hope it’s not terrible lmao

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@moooonriverr

1 year

also Regina Hall’s role in Honk for Jesus was so technical. She did so well. sadness, madness, delusion, some terrifying awareness, all wrapped up in some comedy? she killed it. wow.

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1 year

Black women owned the screen this year with a veriety of richly complex performances. What a great year for them! 🖤

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@moooonriverr

4 years

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@moooonriverr

11 months

It seems I’ll be rocking my 80s fro forever

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@moooonriverr

4 years

bye for now🇬🇭

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@moooonriverr

5 years

i was looking through my pictures and I found this picture of when I made the most perfectly symmetrical breakfast plate ever

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@moooonriverr

3 months

my dad did a small ‘DJ set’ in the living room and was vibing (yk encouraging him and all that) and this man says “you dance like you’ve done drugs before” ??

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@moooonriverr

5 years

i tried on my suit today for the first time for my sister’s wedding to see if I needed anything adjusted and the everyone in the room literally went quiet once I put on the jacket. apparently I have the body type to pull off suits. in a nutshell, i’m a sexy beast.

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@moooonriverr

6 months

merry christmas sluts

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@moooonriverr

4 months

pretty stuff I cooked.

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@moooonriverr

2 years

I’m not great at threads but then again it’s a bit hard to put into words just *how* much I love you, so I’m glad I’m just going to be able to show you (for a very long time)

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@moooonriverr

2 years

choking on water. every single time

You got oxtail money?

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2 years

What feels embarrassing when it shouldn’t be?

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@moooonriverr

2 years

a very fun night🥂

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@moooonriverr

1 year

you combine God given talent with insane work ethic, athleticism, *back breaking* hard work and professionalism and you get this unicorn. Like she has nothing to prove and yet she keeps trying to top herself. It’s -

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@moooonriverr

4 years

narrator : “...but Riri never came through, and she’ll always go down in history as a liar (a focken liar and dirty bitch at that)...”

support the strike!🧶🏳️‍🌈

@HadesMate

4 years

Don't give up. There's 2 hours left! Rihanna can still come thru!

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4 years

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5 years

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5 months

hi

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@moooonriverr

1 month

i think there’s someone out there for everyone. that’ll make you feel like you’re just enough. you’re not too much and you’re not lacking, you’re just perfectly enough. i think everyone deserves acceptance like that. not everything has to be a climb to something

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@moooonriverr

5 years

the wedding cake I made for my sister with love in a celebration of love because love is love and I love love

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@moooonriverr

1 year

easy does it.

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@moooonriverr

1 year

yes lastly, the rice is better the next day. idk. it’s just more settled. like it’s confident in itself finally lmao. so if you’re entertaining guests or something, cook it the day before and reheat on the day of, to serve. You can do something crazy like add asun to it. oof😮‍💨

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@moooonriverr

4 years

the governor. is protesting. his government.

Tola Badekale

@BadekaleTola

4 years

Governor @jidesanwoolu (in blue baseball cap) has agreed to a Protest Walk with us in Alausa. #SARSMUSTEND

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@moooonriverr

4 years

my first trad fit and... I feel a bit...different

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@moooonriverr

5 years

This lecturer likes big breast, cut your breast off and leave it at home. shey?

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@moooonriverr

2 years

look at me

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@moooonriverr

1 year

suns out buns out (the mirror is filthy, I know)

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@moooonriverr

5 years

my newest sweater addition. look at the side splits🤤🤤

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@moooonriverr

11 months

with my main shooter💖

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@moooonriverr

5 years

polite vs genuine laughter

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@moooonriverr

2 years

three day weekend!!!

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@moooonriverr

5 years

hot boy✨

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@moooonriverr

2 years

cosplaying as a beach bro

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@moooonriverr

5 years

pre color coordinating, post organizing. +grandma selfie.

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@moooonriverr

3 years

easy baby

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@moooonriverr

3 years

no crop?

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@moooonriverr

4 years

this is one of those performances that (aggressively) puts her in the conversation for being one of the greatest performers of all time. bruh. the breath control. the arrangements. the vocal range. the choreo. babe still had time for a dance break at the end. abeg.