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2 years

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>be him >polish >blind for 20 years >get hit by a car >go to hospital >wake up >eyesight.png >doctors don’t know why >refuse to be in more studies >no one ever finds out why >can see now >gets job >security guard at that hospital imagine how he feels going to work every day

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10 months

does anyone know when they turn this off

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1 month

peaters be like "no comments at this time"

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2 years

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9 months

a guy smoking weed is the male equivalent of taking birth control

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1 month

milady role call, we got: - disabled drug dealer - nonverbal poet - millionaire in his late 40s - autistic med student - high schooler - carnivore naturopathic doctor - dark triad indian - street evangelist w 50 acre farm - professional raver - normal girl who am I missing

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2 years

@AraDG11 it makes a huge difference in how food tastes. microwaves make food limp and wet. you want a burger to be warm and a little crunchy. microwaved bread is depression

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9 months

just learned that those milady maker nfts are tied to some stuff about racism and homophobia... holy freaking crap

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6 months

he used to look like this

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1 year

my wife texted me that she's pregnant with our first kid and i was really drunk and responded with this. she doesn't know what milady is

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10 months

BYE BYE!!!!

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6 months

maybe when rapping or making an important point??

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8 months

look, kid... whatever happen, happens

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12 days

@DonkinFaith @acousticpi763 He's probably right But there's also this other mf who got a head injury and then became a math genius, now he draws fractals

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2 years

@nico091400 @GuilhermeO18 @CaudilloNuclear Margaret Hamilton, NASA/mit scientist standing next to pages of code she & her team wrote for the Apollo project

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1 year

wild how milady is the only group of normal people left— everyone else is caught up in waning physical health, sneering, academia psyops, boomerisms, mangled eros, tiktok mini reality tv, masochistic "polarization," unwitting pleading for the singularity. just have fun for once

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1 month

joined milady bc it was cute, now im surrounded with anorexic heroin girlies and handsome racist weightlifters

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8 months

need a land flowing w these

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I got kicked off this piano at the airport. but people liked it, they booed the manager and gave me $20 You should disobey the rules today

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1 year

up next: schizoposters, a new milady derivative, minted out? well cindy it sure did, and in record time! i didn't even get to mint my free ones because the site was broken at the time. do my kids think im a loser now that i dont have one? we'll be right back after a short break

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9 months

ideal gf: - doesn't talk too much - will give him affection - is pretty ideal bf: - listens enough - will give her affection - is both capable and willing to kill someone to defend her that's it

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2 years

@SCHIZO_FREQ i did the math and it doesn't look good for 22yo guys

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6 months

affirm: I just bought the ring

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10 days

Uh guys

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10 months

so your telling me. theres a bunch of based individuals. who are also retarded. and then they formed a gang??!

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1 month

milady?

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2 years

@AraDG11 ara please use a toaster oven. microwaves are inhuman

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10 months

I'm crying

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8 months

madonle

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8 months

eastern meditation and frying your brain on psychedelics give false comfort because they stop you from believing in evil. so when you inevitably encounter evil you will be deceived and powerless

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11 months

oh u take ketamine and do lot of drugs? dassoh awesom king i get 8 hours of sleep at night

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26 days

milady role call #2 , we got - halo hapa father - guy who eats chemicals - trans reinforcer - blue cat - priest - oxford lit PhD - maid in a maid cafe - guy who was framed - thiels assistant - psych ward prophet - #1 ISIS fan (chinese) - detrans flat earther - hijab girl who else

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1 month

milady role call, we got: - disabled drug dealer - nonverbal poet - millionaire in his late 40s - autistic med student - high schooler - carnivore naturopathic doctor - dark triad indian - street evangelist w 50 acre farm - professional raver - normal girl who am I missing

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2 years

@InsaneGrindset @Rei_Authoria

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8 months

inside u are two milady

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11 months

@thegangsterofl2 take me back

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1 year

rember to eat a carrot every day for toxin clearing & antiestrogenic fx! 💞

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1 year

i'm pretty sure every milady has been scarred in ways most people can't imagine. jail time, losing everything, seeing friends overdose right in front of their eyes. and we've made it up to this point together. I love you guys ❤️

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2 months

btw the ancient greeks were NOT gay that's a lie propagated by big gay to legitimize what is clearly repulsive

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1 year

she finally rolled her first one but oh lordy did it take a while

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2 months

engagement low? watch this milady responder

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2 years

god please don't let coindesk do an article on milady, please lord no, pleeeease oh l'ordie l'ordie please let them write about ape token instead, pleeease weve got such a good network for you here, please monkes are going to start hooting and hollering in general, i cant take it

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2 months

milady maker nft

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2 years

yes, milady, hit it back! you've been c(lean) for 3 months now and you're not about to start again!

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3 months

lost control and skidded off the road today. that's my car turned 180 degrees. it was just a normal day. God I don't know if you can hear me but if you can thank you

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2 months

was gonna do ketamine tonight but I already feel really good so i decided to work on my taxes instead

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6 months

starting a PDF cult, like this post to join

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2 months

anyone remember milady? that shit was wild

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26 days

they sound just like an old married couple

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2 years

@ErenRespecter not saying we should trust what the us gov says, but not saying we should trust what the taliban says

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5 days

This sandwich was so freaking good! You can't see what's inside so you'll just have to trust me

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5 months

🪦🕊️MILADY GRAVEYARD🕊️🪦 please leave flower for your milady friend below 🤍🤍

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1 year

Based means being entirely true to yourself, & not another. Given that the stakes are to escape nihilism & affirm existence through developing a singularity of the will, we can consider Lil B's aphoristic philosophy to be roughly coextensive with the Nietzschean ethical project

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3 months

need a list of milady-approved drugs

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8 months

there are literally colorful little bugs that create the perfect food for us and store it in hexagons and you dont believe in God?

𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔦𝔢𝔩 𝔳𝔰 𝔅𝔞𝔟𝔶𝔩𝔬𝔫

@DanielvsBabylon

8 months

if you could choose only one food for the rest of your life and you don't choose raw honey you are going to die a long-drawn-out death from malnutrition. -Honey is the only food that won't rot -Honey is the only food made without destroying life -is the only food product…

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1 year

i make a little nightcore song

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1 year

its stimulant sunday! remember to be productive & work super hard!!

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1 year

cigawrette pfp accounts are so real

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1 year

sunglasses ON... prescriptions..can't find em... her ass did NOT read the sign!

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11 months

is milady folow milady still a thing ?

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8 months

STORYTIME: an interaction I had. just met a 20-something salesman in the sauna. talking loudly, baiting someone into conversing with him. I said “fine, I’ll take the bait” in 10 minutes he volunteered *lots* of info about himself, starting with his shoe size, how much money he…

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26 days

Every great creative I know has this outlook. Impactful art comes from deep down, you can't think it through and you can hardly even take credit for it

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10 months

Your two minutes of inspiration of the day

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11 days

Ok ok milady role call #3 we got - meth girl (armed) - art school dropout - slur cat - binance phisher (stole $10M) - homeless electrician - lifter dad, 46 - rabbi (unusual views on the holocaust) - expectant mother - 500 devout Christians - girl in a lake - reggaeton DJ

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26 days

milady role call #2 , we got - halo hapa father - guy who eats chemicals - trans reinforcer - blue cat - priest - oxford lit PhD - maid in a maid cafe - guy who was framed - thiels assistant - psych ward prophet - #1 ISIS fan (chinese) - detrans flat earther - hijab girl who else

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1 month

HES STILL GOING AAHHHHH

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1 year

no transcendent community? watch this milady

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1 year

lions mane cured my social anxiety i now see all men even strangers as my brother

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10 months

brothers we will not stop until every girl in china is peaty

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11 months

sorry to burst bubble but if you're alive in this beautiful world & the only way you know how to have fun is by drinking... you are retarded!

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9 months

this is the good ending. All retards go to heaven

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5 months

nah this crazy

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1 year

I praise those who hold the best music taste and do not listen to music, those who know the most theory and do not use jargon, those who have read literature and do not reference it. At the end of the long road of aestheticism you find yourself before even the beginning

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2 months

these miladys... theyre not good people!!

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11 months

milady brings the most crazy replyguys imaginable out of the woodwork

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1 month

mamma mia! 👨‍🍳

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1 month

I should be at the rave. with milady. fomo. I should be raving right now with my people. but here I am doing lines of k and baking bread all alone

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11 months

leave a LIKE react if you think my basil plant can recover from 4 days of neglect 🤩🫣🍃

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27 days

we get to live in this world together

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8 months

don't you find it insane how every day the milady just

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9 months

if growing up means saying things I don't mean to have sex with someone I don't love then I will gladly remain a child forever

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9 months

I injected a lethal dose of methylene blue and now I'm speaking to my descendants 7 and 8 generations into the future

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I should be at the rave. with milady. fomo. I should be raving right now with my people. but here I am doing lines of k and baking bread all alone

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11 months

I love my wife but i will never , ever stop smoking crack

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1 year

friends instead of doomscrolling... what if today...you hopescrolled

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1 year

“For the Lord GOD does nothing without revealing his secret to his servants the prophets.” (Amos 3:7)

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1 year

every few days a new milady i have never heard of with a name like this follows me. will it ever stop??!

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9 months

*lights cigarette* yeah I mean... I have a few good tweets I guess... nothing like those miladies though... how do they do it...

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11 months

What if u were lover but today God said I need fighter

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@monocrop_

2 years

Decided to join the @MiladyMaker "Home Depot Hostage" movement today. It's potentially one of my highest conviction plays of the year. Here's why 👇

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2 years

hard to believe im the only person in saudi arabia who owns a milady

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1 year

look, you've got reasons for not putting on a milady pfp. they're good reasons. no one can disagree with your reasons. but there's one problem: you are literally going to die

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1 year

i could really use a special someone to say good night to. i don't have that, and it might be a few years before i do. so I'm saying it to you. goodnight, milady... dream of fields and birds and life brand new 🤍

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1 year

being happy is prometabolic being nice to people is prometabolic looking at art is prometabolic going to church is prometabolic

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3 months

is bros being rad together still a thing?

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9 months

nom nom nom

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10 months

I secured my bubblegum ice cream bag 🫶

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8 months

Im dating to marry. no more of this sensual premature physicality, slowly dividing up my body and soul and leaving their pieces irretrievably scattered behind me. love is a choice. radbro

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this crack me up every day

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