I'm just here, until I'm not. In the meantime, I'm Chillin'™. I don't argue over the Internet, so save it. RTs are not always endorsements and/or agreements.
I applied to a job with a salary of 110,000 USD this morning.
I don’t have half of the skills needed for it. But neither does the President of the US, and he has a job, so I’m hopeful.
“I’m so private. Look at me, being so private. I’m just so private, but look at me being so private about being private. My privacy is so important that I want you to examine me being private about my private privacy”.
I’ve been working since age 15. I’m 41 now. That’s 26 years of my life. And the “law” states that I can’t technically retire until I’m 67. That’s another 26 years. Working for 52 years of life doesn’t seem crazy to you?
Maybe if you would’ve taken her out on dates, she wouldn’t be sitting in the house wearing bonnets for 2 years.
Now she’s out with a new niggy and you stalker her IG sick 🥴
Yep. I just throw all of my groceries to the front of the store like footballs and tell the manager to make sure they’re scanned by the time I get to checkout.
Lemme tell y’all something.
So today we had a White Elephant game at my job.
I ended up with the gift that I purchased, due to a mix of careful strategy and luck.
So I shall return that gift, and get a refund.
Last weekend I went to brunch. And white people saw me order Moet instead of Korbel. They looked at me in a shocked manner, like “black people can’t buy Moet!”. I told em to stay mad, as I ate my crepes in my Black & Educated, But Will Knuck And Buck t-shirt.
Imma cop, open a restaurant with mediocre food, and place these on the wall with a neon sign that says “Good Vibes Always”, so people can take pics for their IG
Coinstar beats niggas over the head with that processing fee.
Should’ve copped some coin rollers, rolled those up, and dropped in a savings account. Get interest on that. Gave away free money.
Ok. I’m going to start watching this lmao
This is “All Rise” it started on CBS and was cancelled after two seasons. Then it was picked up by OWN for season 3. Season 3 as it stands, will be the last season of the show.
Over two weeks since Texas lifted coronavirus mandates that allowed businesses to open at full capacity and mask-wearing optional, the state is still seeing falling caseloads.