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@mmmaurii
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4 years
On a more serious note though, I never in a million years would’ve thought I’d be living through a pandemic and basically a civil rights movement
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Mannnnnnn
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11 months
Chipotle really used to be $7 😩
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1 year
I like my niggas in the house and ready to be laid up with me by 11pm
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7 years
I’m glad I’m not a “he know where home is” head ass
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@mmmaurii
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5 months
Yo Gotti sick as fuck right now.. they got that shit back in blood. IKDR!
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5 years
I’m 26 I’m not into texting and FaceTiming mfs all day. If you not trying to link to do something spontaneous go find another pen pal
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1 year
@Rollitupk It’s the guilt trip at the end of each request for me 😂😂
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@mmmaurii
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4 years
Damn Cleveland wind will blow a bitch car off the freeway but couldn’t curve the ball to the left ..
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10 months
Niggas be too happy when they FaceTime and you in the house lmao boy don’t be fooled my clothes laid out on the bed
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Cassie definitely should’ve took the stairs though.. elevators be too damn slow
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@mmmaurii
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@mmmaurii
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7 years
Today my daddy told me if a man makes you feel like you are asking for too much you're just asking the wrong one
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4 years
Also, stylist need to be more mindful of clients schedules. Just like you have other people hair to do, your clients have other things to do. No one wants to do a shift in a damn salon because you have poor time management skills. I would’ve deducted money too
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3 years
If a dude mom don’t like me.. I wouldn’t even waste our time. Bye bye
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Yall ever met somebody and every time you speak to them it’s always some bad/sad shit going on with them?? Like damn nothing good ever happens?!?
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@mmmaurii
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Not y’all got together for lunch to talk about the mess that’s going on! My type of gathering 😩😂😂
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Niggas got me geeked already 🤣🤣🥂🥂
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@mmmaurii
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4 years
Chipotle without the vinaigrette just don’t hit the same
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5 months
@CripFlair And you don’t know me, yet you’re commenting on my tweet
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3 years
Y’all correlate wearing expensive shit with dressing well… ion like dat.
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@mmmaurii
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4 years
If I’m not pregnant by 30.. it’s over with
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@mmmaurii
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3 years
When you make more money you realize you need to make more money 😅😂😂😂 never satisfied
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@mmmaurii
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Men take care of what they love... period! Argue with ya daddy if he didn’t do so
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3 years
I might flirt but you not fuckin 😂😂😂😂
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@mmmaurii
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4 years
Happy Birthday to me 🥳🤗
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3 years
Holidays just don’t be holidaying like they used to
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4 years
Niggas in jail be sending you money and niggas outside be acting stingy. Go to jail.
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4 years
My lil cousin going through a breakup. Now I got to teach her the game.... we don’t cry over spilled milk chile. If it’s static in the attic we got replacements in the basement 😉
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5 years
Just seen a woman and her man at the mall... he gave her like 5 stacks and told her he was going to sit in the car!! Lord I see what you do for others 😂😂😂😂
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@mmmaurii
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7 years
I'm too raw to be treated any kind of way...
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5 months
@FromDaland_216 Naw bitch, you the raccoon with that black and white profile pic
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1 year
“I fuck with Ohio, it’s ladies in Cleveland” - Dom Kennedy
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3 years
These deadly car accidents are disturbing..
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3 years
Chipotle need to put a sign on their door if they don’t have vinaigrette
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@mmmaurii
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2 years
Not the girl who made it famous outside 😂😂
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5 years
I have a client that’s doing extremely well and is celebrating 1 yr of sobriety. Long story short, she always asks me for my Gucci purse so today when I go see her ima surprise her with this purse and a card that I’ll write in sayin “it’s not Gucci but it’s cutesy” 😂
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I believe in the saying “Don’t count your eggs before they hatch” letting the world/ppl know things you want to accomplish before you accomplish them allows negative energies in your realm and I don’t have time for no hate to interfere with my optimism
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@xoxoDiara I love science! If she gets anything less than an A+ the teacher hating lol
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6 years
My worst nightmare is my nigga dying and hella hoes calling him bae and sharing the memories they’ve had 😂🤣😃😂 I’d literally be so blew! Feeling stupid, idiotic, bamboozled-just like the dumb bitch I been the entire time thinking I was the only one
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Emily B been getting abused mentally and physically but she’s had enough disrespect if she called the boyz on Fab.. my daddy said if a woman calls the police on you she don’t care about you 😂😂
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5 years
I’m a “ IDK how I’m going to do this but, I’ll figure it out” person and I always manage to figure it out
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3 years
I don’t think it’s cute to say “all my men come back to me” it’s giving you’re too accessible. It’s giving niggas know they can go venture off then come back when they want. It’s giving I got a new toy but my old toy will always be there when I want it! Aht aht!
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4 years
I absolutely love Leo’s
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5 months
Dating now is so wack! Too many worried about what they can get out of you instead of going with the flow and building a relationship— it shouldn’t be “they did this for me so ima do this for them” type of thing. That causes tension.
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Ain’t nothing cute about a nigga wanting you to stay in the house all the time, barely having any friends, and you just going to work and being with him.. bitch what is this?! Handsmaid tales?!
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3 years
I’m such a forgiving person but I’m realizing when you forgive someone one too many times they start to think shit sweet
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4 years
Since niggas love Lebron... take notes. Treat your girl, fiancée, wife like she mean something
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10 months
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
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3 years
I rather a nigga have a furnished home than a Moncler, but what do I know?
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2 years
These young niggas coming aggressive and applying pressure. They be more stabled than 30+ 😂
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Why can’t I just cop a NORMAL fine nigga.. they always come with something. A little dumb, a lot of crazy, past trauma, kids, dumb ass situations lmao it’s always SOMETHING!
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Dudes see you sports gamble here and there and get to asking you stuff like “what you think of this slip?” I think you should eat me out! That’s what I think! How about that?! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣
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6 years
I’m gaining weight and the shit look delicious
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3 years
I need a getaway.. everything is depressing. Idgaf if it’s only 4 hours away I just need to get up out of here.
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4 years
It’s not ok to let someone have access to come in and out of your life as they please. I see so many people saying “she/he will always come back” duh that’s what lost souls do.. venture off and go back to their comfort zone when they’re done wandering. Be cautious w/ your space
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I am a money magnet!! Money really comes to me in abundance.
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3 years
Don’t mind the water just know I’m hydrated
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This shit is a two way street. Women nurture what waters them and men provide for who they love. If you not providing mentally, physically, financially, spiritually no woman is willing to nurture you in any of those aspects. Men are providers & women are nurturers. Simple!
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Love a nigga who crib actually feels like a home … some men have the bare minimum in their places 😂😂😂
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2 years
When yo shit together you can do whatever you want, how much you want, when you want to do it 🤗
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5 years
But did he hit tho? Nobody care about no DMs
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2 years
My daddy was my main man, I talked to him about any and every thing! No one could compare!! Anyone who is/was a daddy’s girl would understand how important it is to have someone give you game and unconditional love. I’m so sad, but I can’t be selfish!
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5 years
White people will let 28 yr old Jack shack up in the crib until he saves 100k to buy something he can OWN but blacks be ready to kick 18 yr old Rob out before he land his first real job.. wassup with us?
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6 months
No such thing as moving too fast with me.. what we waiting on?! Sweep me off my feet!
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4 years
Why do we drink alcohol man? It definitely makes things extra fun but the side effects are draining and stupid
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3 years
Niggas swear they be REAL niggas but be out here cheating on they woman, supposedly in happy homes but be trying to create one with others, doggin they bitch to other bitches all types of shit!! You niggas weak! Af!
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The story about these shoes lmao
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Idk everyone’s situation, BUT my daddy always told me a woman who loves you will never call the police on you. ESPECIALLY a black man.
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Any man that goes back and forth with a woman is a bitch ass nigga lmao oh you like to argue girl?! Ok!
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I’m a giver.. especially if we rockin! So I be expecting me out of ppl. That’s my first mistake huh?
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@CJTHEDJAY Thanks CJ .. your perception means shit just like my opinion
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I hate liking people because I be pressed honey lmao real possessive
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4 years
Men are so good at manipulating. Women must have strength and a clear vision to see when a man is just not that into you. Letting a man feel like you need him is a HUGE mistake. Once that happens it’s over with and he will treat you accordingly. Leaving you insecure and wondering
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Y’all like PDA? Lmao I think I do.. mhmm grab my face and stick yo tongue down my throat in front of all of these mfs 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Idk why people can’t grasp this concept but your upbringing definitely shapes your behavior, way of thinking, morales etc
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4 years
Just because a man and a woman are friends does not mean they are fucking! When will people learn to disassociate the two?!
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I’m a relationship kind of girl.. I like having a certain somebody to do shit with. I don’t like being single even though I love being alone but y’all know what I mean
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3 years
Keep yo relationship private and your significant other too.. Soon as someone get a sense of who you’re dealing with it’s story time 😂
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3 years
Why do niggas gotta tell me who they fucked? Idgaf. All you need to know is that you not fuckin me since you like to talk so much!
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We grown af.. hanging with your friends or talking to them daily is not a requirement for a friendship. What’s wrong with you overly needy ass people? Thank God none of my friends are like this! We hang when we hang and when we hang it’s like we never missed a beat!!
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@RedWeeOne If he caught her.. maybe 🤷🏽‍♀️ I know in situations like this people aren’t thinking they are just being reactive. Running down a couple flights to a different floor probably would’ve fckd his head up like where did she go but I’m glad she’s getting justice
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@DHill515 Wings on broadway
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5 years
I’m sorry but I’m sick of paying for everything myself!!!! Like where is a big dick ballin nigga so I can cuff
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1 year
30+ with no car or home of your own is high key inexcusable .. but ima SHUTUP because I know how y’all like to attack me 😂😂
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It’s amazing how easy it is for women to go out and not have to spend a penny!!! I literally go places with intent to pay for my shit... then boom! Here comes a trick ass, googly eyed ass nigga ready to pay for it all! Yes lawd! OPM
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9 months
I assume ppl who don’t have Zelle or Apple Pay don’t have bank accounts!
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4 years
One thing for certain and two things for sure ... when you living too fast God will humble you...QUICK
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4 years
Seems like the good ones always get the short end of the stick. It’s cool though. One day 😌
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4 years
If you don’t believe in GOD you got to be crazy!!!!
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7 years
A real one
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5 years
Men are huge manipulators. You don’t contact them for days, weeks, months and they start saying shit like “you over me huh?” Bitch YES because when I was under you, you didn’t appreciate this shit. Leave me alone crazy ass
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Omg it finally worked! I’m at the gas station, dude at the pump behind me like I’ll pump yo gas for you. I’m like fuck pumping it.. pay for it! He like don’t threaten me with a good time gave me $50 and didn’t even ask for my number. Then say if it’s meant we will catch up again
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I’m one of the coolest bitches ever… you can tell me the truth just let me choose how I want to move
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4 years
Y’all fathers must’ve 1. Been absent OR 2. Let your mother’s struggle It’s too many of you young men saying the same things about finances. If it’s your girlfriend or wife you should WANT to help—rather it’s a fraction or the whole thing!
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3 years
Y’all boyfriends be out here fuckin people... raw. That’s crazy.
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3 years
Ok.. I think I want to settle down now. I have to choose who I want tho…..I’m ready to cook some meals, buy some gifts, rub a back, pay for a haircut I think 🤔😂 maybe I’m still sleepy
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