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10 months

i’m literally weeping over this video… they’re so perfect… i didn’t even know they had mouths

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my mother is meeting with her zoom writing group (six 70-ish year olds), and in today’s crit they’re workshopping a story about a cruel woman who loses everything after wronging a colleague, and the writer named the character after another one of the women in the writing group

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nations do not have a right to exist. people have a right to exist. you fucking idiots.

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2 years

obsessed with colorado’s 9/11 truther peaches

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3 months

the writer keeps telling the namesake woman that she’s taking it too personally and that “guinevere is a very common name”

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3 months

“marcy, you know i’m a poet primarily—” “you never let us forget it” oh my god!!

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6 months

anyway now i’m thinking about the time one of our interns went rogue and sent out this perfect rejection letter

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3 months

“you said you taught at harvard but you taught at harvard EXTENSION” oh my god

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1 year

the internet archive is a public good, unequivocally. we should all care about making and keeping information available and accessible — especially in a time of increasing censorship. long live the internet archive!

Internet Archive

@internetarchive

1 year

Thank you to everyone who has supported the Internet Archive - and all libraries - during this lawsuit. The judge will hear oral argument on Monday. Make your voice heard: @fightfortheftr #EmpoweringLibraries

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3 months

now another woman is accusing the story writer of “stealing her word” (from what I can gather, the word is “coruscating”)

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3 months

the author is now referring to herself as a “sacrificial lamb” and “i don’t mean this as a metaphor”

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6 months

i have found the perfect comb, and now i am complete. fish comb

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3 months

she closed her door :(

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2 years

“See Info on Bottom of Box” didn’t really prepare me for the info on the bottom of the box

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6 months

i swear to god zionists get dumber by the day

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5 months

wild

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10 months

having a full body reaction to this video… I want to give birth to a snail right now

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1 year

S O S they yassified annie ernaux

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3 months

@Alex_JKPGender i am so happy

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11 months

bad things are afoot

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2 years

Annie wearing my ** Annie Ernaux hat

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1 year

this is one of the best things i’ve ever read

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8 months

i cannot believe it has been 10 whole years since i picked up a desk from a roommate’s friend and she asked me if i wanted a cat to go with it

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6 months

@mcmansionhell i’ve been thinking about this exact question for like four years now and i honestly have no idea. could really go either way

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6 months

@tubbsOreally it’s a masterpiece

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6 months

@Spokoiny i’m jewish you asshat

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1 year

today my mother asked me if we’ve ever tried getting our books in oprah’s book club, or our authors on npr

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10 months

@shdwbxng nature is so beautiful, sincerely

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3 months

gary indiana breaking my heart once again all the time

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3 months

‘It’s when things fail to return to normal, that finally you get it: this is normal.’ Gary Indiana on growing older.

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10 months

look at my beautiful new pants

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2 years

just LOOK at this picture of annie ernaux

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5 months

it’s my birthday! i’m 33! i’m at jfk! it’s 1:57am! i am miserable but i’m on top of the world

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1 year

it’s my birthday! i’m 32! i’m at jfk! i just paid $7 for a “nirvana” brand water bottle! i’m on top of the world

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2 months

terrifying,.. beautiful.. the face of god??

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2 months

things that keep we awake at night, part 39

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8 months

this is sincerely soooo funny

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@mka_ultra

1 year

if the judge rules in the publishers’ favor i will never buy another penguin randomhouse book or hachette book or harpercollins book as long as we all shall live amen

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11 days

i just learned that one of my fav books we’ve ever published, Farewell Ghosts by Nadia Terranova, tr. Ann Goldstein, has only sold 900 copies in its entire life, so i’ve set up a 40% off discount that will run until we get that number up to 1,000

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1 year

i’m so fucking sad about bookforum…. what the hell happened

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1 year

honestly shocked about the catapult news… if koch money isn’t enough to keep an independent literary community and magazine afloat, what hope does anyone else have to make this kind of project work?

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1 year

it’s my birthday! i’m 32! i’m at jfk! i just paid $7 for a “nirvana” brand water bottle! i’m on top of the world

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6 months

@docobgynmom i mean sure, but because the palestinian people have a right to exist, right? a nation itself does not have a “right” to exist, which is basically the zionist argument for israel

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4 months

hmmm i feel like i would have been able to keep tin house magazine afloat if i were so rich that I didn’t notice my chauffeurs robbing me of $34,000,000

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@mka_ultra

3 months

i got scammed out of $40k and all I got was a grad school degree and $40k in student loan debt

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@mka_ultra

1 year

wild how seven stories is held together with paperclips and gum (and a few key backlist titles) and yet our baseline salaries are higher than any of this (and yet still no where near enough!!)

Zakiya N. Jamal 🩷

@ZakiyaNJamal

1 year

per that little letter this is the most up to date list of baseline salaries i have so idk what he's going on about 🤪

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1 year

my partner’s mother has gotten really into making phone collage art with pictures of our dog

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@mka_ultra

5 months

person next to me on my flight has spent the entire first hour composing a single text message that starts with “i never want you talking to nicole again”

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1 year

“i should start my own press,” she said, staring at the $800 in her savings account

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30 days

SPOTTED: woman in perfect trench coat reading “simple passion” at myrtle wyckoff station

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@mka_ultra

1 year

and I don’t want to hear any of you little bitches complaining about author revenues or whatever. I know authors deserve to be paid. this is not that fight!!!

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@mka_ultra

6 months

i am extremely proud that seven stories press has committed to the cultural and academic boycott of israel. join us.

Seven Stories Press

@7StoriesPress

6 months

Seven Stories’ mission includes our dedication to the radical imagination. We stand with the Palestinian people in their struggle for respect of the most basic human rights, and stand against the ongoing Israeli occupation of their homeland.

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1 year

lost my dad in a bookstore and this was where i found him

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1 year

holy shit

A Passion for Living in the Present: A Conversation with Yuko Tsushima and Annie Ernaux

Yuko Tsushima photo courtesy of Bungeishunju. In 2004, Yuko Tsushima and Annie Ernaux, two of the most groundbreaking feminist writers of their generation, met in Tokyo to discuss everything from m…

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@mka_ultra

11 months

one of my favorite rejections. i hope richard hell’s poetry book does wonderfully

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@mka_ultra

8 months

just keep my annie ernaux death metal hats out of it

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@mka_ultra

2 years

literary sluts around the world, this is OUR DAY

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2 years

holy shit holy shit

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6 months

i had a dream that our sales guy heard the phrase “big dick energy” and loved it so much that he wanted me to rebrand seven stories with the slogan “small press publishing, big dick energy”

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3 months

@miri_yam_ not yet but that sounds amazing

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1 year

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1 year

the annie ernaux sweatshirt is on the strategist’s holiday gift guide!!!!! i’m famous

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2 years

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1 year

it could have been worse!! it could have been nyrb x supreme

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10 months

my finances may be in shambles but I am rich in galleys of the new annie ernaux

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4 months

let me let you in on a little trade secret: no one knows what the phrase Most Anticipated Books of 2024 actually means

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1 year

if i was a billionaire daughter who wanted to have a public, arts-inclined career but felt bad about my last name tainting the work i do, i would simply use my unlimited funds to change my fucking name

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24 days

boss just walked up to my office door and said “it would be so great to get as many online sales as verso” and then walked away

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11 months

i lived alone for three years in a ground floor apartment in brooklyn, and my only advice is to make friends with your neighbors, and purchase the following items: - a step stool - an array of tools from your local hardware store - a rubber jar opener - a wheeled dolly - a pet

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To the LADIES on my TL who have lived on their own (no roommates etc..) in their own place, what’s a piece of advice you’d give a young lady moving out on her own? I’m gathering some info for my nieces.

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11 months

“horse crazy” by gary indiana, “simple passion” by annie ernaux, “farewell ghosts” by nadia terranova, “anne-marie the beauty” by yamina reza, “i embrace you with all my revolutionary fervor” by che guevara, and “fledgling” by octavia butler are all still 60% off on our website

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2 years

pamela paul once again coming in hot on the opinion page with the most hateful, stupid shit you’ve ever read in your entire life

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1 year

i can’t decide where to start!

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1 year

only just betrothed and i’m already suuuch a guy wife (a wife who’s into her guy)

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1 year

can’t stop thinking about this bag… a bag that is also a sleeve!! imagine!!

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6 months

@docobgynmom are you asking me if I want to exterminate the israelis? that’s a psychotic question lol

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1 year

who is going to tell book world that you cannot survive solely on a diet of literary awards!!!

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6 months

@docobgynmom of course they do. why are you trying to fight

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3 months

@ginamei just heard her ask “can we get back to the prose?” poor dear… (also gina pls hang out this weekend)

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boss just suggested we try to get one of our forthcoming books picked by oprah’s book club

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7 months

@svershbow i’m also jewish, and I feel very disheartened to see so many people willfully ignore the apartheid conditions that led to palestinians fighting back in literally the only way that is left to do so. you are conflating our support for the anti-apartheid struggle with antisemitism.

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1 year

i need one of these turtlehood things where can i get one of these turtlehood things i’m obsessed with these turtlehood things

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@mka_ultra

1 year

are there no wealthy literary types who want to be heroes? what’s the point of having money if not to fund magazines like bookforum

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2 years

a masterpiece by @SCauleyDesign

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11 months

if any of you see me trying to buy even one more book, it is your duty to punch me right in the face

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7 years

weee yay just joined @DemSocialists 🌹🤙

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8 months

look at the way she grips the hat

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8 months

my only contribution to hat discourse is Annie knows about and loved our death metal hat

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it’s amazing the kind of gymnastics you can do when you don’t have a spine

Publishers Weekly

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BREAKING: The 2024 PEN America Literary Awards ceremony has been canceled. Two juried prizes will still be conferred, and the $75,000 purse accompanying the PEN/Stein Book Award will be donated to the Palestine Children’s Relief Fund.

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1 year

sorry to call you all little bitches but I am FIRED UP

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@mka_ultra

8 months

how did it take me 32 years to read cookie mueller?? she’s insane, she’s perfect, she’s everything

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@mka_ultra

2 years

i hope at least one of you will lock eyes with a hot stranger at the annie ernaux event tonight… make our girl proud

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1 year

oh hell yes marguerite duras paperback reissue coming out next month

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8 months

her little paws

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et voilà

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she’s here

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1 year

paws up for my little snake, who is being very brave at the vet today 💕

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@mka_ultra

8 months

alternatively, pls keep writing about annie ernaux bc I have pets to feed and rent to pay 🙏

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1 year

I am truly so delighted that the billionaire daughter who famously worries about being hated decided to pivot her literary endeavor to focus on making sure people don’t hate her

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1 month

gotta recommend this little korean lip tint that I wore to the story prize last night bc it’s still attached to my face even after multiple washings and i can’t get it off (merzy velvet tint in firenze negroni)

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my friends, you can order free narcan and free fentanyl test strips from ny state gov using this link

Harm Reduction

Naloxone and test strips are available free of charge and direct to NYers to help prevent overdose deaths and save lives.

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@mka_ultra

2 years

“a rollicking ride of a # metoo novel”

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@mka_ultra

1 year

in my little computer job where i make digital copies of books available for free online fairly often, i’ve noticed that it actually modestly increases print sales of those books, and it significantly increases sales of other books by those same authors.

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1 year

heartened by the fact that like 60k people have seen this but no one has said anything mean or dumb or gotten mad at me for being right

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2 years

holy shit holy shit

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