I JUST GOT WORD EVERY TARGET IS CARRYING THE ALBUM BUT THEY ALL ONLY HAVE LIKE 4-5 COPIES EACH!!! GO CLEAR IT OUT!!!! ALSO DONT TRY TO BUY IT IN BURBANK MY MOST FAMOUS FWEND (OTTO KATIE WOOD) BOUGHT ALL OF THEM!!!!!!!
OR DONT RISK IT AND GET IT HERE
WE GOT OUR FIRST TOP 10 ALBUM IM GONNA SCREAMMMMMM FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK WATERPARKS 2023 INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY THE ESSENTIAL ALBUM ITS TIME BABY THANK YOU WE ARE MOTHWRFUCKING OUT HERE THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANJ YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!! ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️
LADIES AND GERMS TONIGHT WE HAVE WATERPARKS
AND THE ROOTS!!!!!!!!
THAT’S JUST GOOD CLEAN FAMILY COMEDY FOLKS ALRIGHT SEEYA NEXT WEEK IVE HAD NIGHTMARES EVERY NIGHT FOR THE LAST 7 DAYS MY THERAPIST WONT TALK TO ME OVERSEAS COWABUNGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• i was hiding under your porch because i love you • i’m a natural blue • no capes • take her to the moon • not warriors • reboot • violet! • end of the water •
“I wanna get away but I’m put in these situations where instead of being creative I’m making business decisions like me stopping ****** **** from f*cking us over” -
@awsten
NORMALLY I’M DONE BEING NERVOUS BY THE TIME NEW MUSIC IS OUT BUT THIS TIME IM STILL FEELING IT 😵💫 EVERYONE BEING SO NICE THOUGH - MAKING MY SKIN FEEL HOT!!!! THANK YOU AGAIN SO MUCH FOR LISTENING AND PICKING UP THE ALBUM AND LOVING IT LIKE I DO
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TO ALL THE HATERS PRAYING ON MY DOWNFALL CONGRATULATIONS REJOICE I HAVE LIGHT FOOD POISONING AND IM JETLAGGED YOU WON TODAY BUT ILL BE BACK TOMORROW EVEN HOTTER THAN BEFORE
ON PLANE FLYING OUT OF TAMPA AND THEY SAID “IT’S AGAINST THE LAW TO TAMPER WITH SMOKE DETECTORS” AND I SAID “MORE LIKE TAMPA WITH” AND THE MAN IN FRONT OF ME SMILED HE LOVES FLORIDA HE LOVES ME AND WE HAVE NO FUCKIN HITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IT WAS ON PURPOSE THAT HE WASNT DRAWING THE STARS ANYMORE. THEY WERE FADING INTO /GREEN/. THE TRANSITION FROM THIS CYCLE TO THE NEXT. FROM RED TO GREEN. TO THE CROSSES.
his hair was the perfect CMYK rainbow. in color theory they are the true primary colors used to make all other colors in printed and digital media including a richer black than RYB. in short; awstens hair is a digital media rainbow
fun fact one time i live streamed one of the acoustic shows for GH and awsten stop’s singing mid song to go outside the venue and pet a dog. we need this venue again. please.
BRAINWASHED vs REAL SUPER DARK
the juxtaposition of the two red objects and the way
@awsten
is entering from opposite sides is super interesting to me. wonder if it was intentional. also both objects are red. and both lead the eye upward.
FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER A WATERPARKS SONG HIT 100,000,000 STREAMS, THATS ONE HUNDRED MILLION AS OF TODAY
TRULY CRAZY, THANK YOU FOR LISTENING - SEND A PARX ALBUM TO SOMEONE TODAY ♥️
BTW GOT SOMETHING SPECIAL BEING ADDED TO THE TOUR MERCH FOR THIS SOON
GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS
GOOD NEWS IS NASHVILLE SHOW SOLD OUT! GREAT THANK U!
BUT THE GOOD NEWS IS WATERPARKS VINTAGE IS SET FOR TOMORROW W SOME MAJOR HEATERS
HOWEVER THE GOOD NEWS IS MY VOLUPTUOUS JUICY ASS IS GROWING AND THE HATERS CANT LOOK AWAY
THERE IS NO BAD NEWS HAVE FUN
TEXAS PROPERTY TOUR ROLL CALL UNDER THIS TWEET, WHERE YALL AT 🌵 DALLAS - AUSTIN - HOUSTON
IF HOUSTON SELLS OUT I’LL ADD CRAVE TO THE SETLIST, GET YOUR TICKETS NOW
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WHAT ARE THE ODDS SOMEONE GO AHEAD AND TRY AND TELL ME WATERPARKS ISNT THE BAND OF MY LIFE. HEADED BACK TO THE HOTEL ROOM AT A RED LIGHT AND MOM JUST “hey! look! it’s waterparks!” WHEN I SAY I CRACKED MY NECK TURNING MY HEAD YALL WTF WTFFFF
i know how i sound. i know. i sound absolutely insane but do you know what color system almost every screen you see uses? RGB color. AND YA KNOW WHAT RED AND GREEN COMBINE TO MAKE IN THE RGB COLOR SYSTEM?? YELLOW. yellow.