Guddi (Kohli ka parivar) @mishraverse Twitter profile

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Guddi (Kohli ka parivar)

@mishraverse

9 months

So accurate 😭😭😭 Only Biharis will get this 😭

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Guddi (Kohli ka parivar)

@mishraverse

5 months

Thala if Rohit Kohli gambhir didn’t exist

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Guddi (Kohli ka parivar)

@mishraverse

3 years

Pooja 🤣😭

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Guddi (Kohli ka parivar)

@mishraverse

4 months

On behalf of the whole of Bihar I'm inviting to all companies of Karnataka, Come & invest in Bihar, we will help you to set up everything. Bihar is a broad minded state and we welcome you all. Jai Bihar Jai Hind

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Guddi (Kohli ka parivar)

@mishraverse

3 years

Lol. Ma'am you built your entire career imitating her. 🤭🤭

Saloni Gaur

@salonayyy

3 years

Waah bete waah! Aap to bade heavy actor ho!

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Guddi (Kohli ka parivar)

@mishraverse

4 years

Aise ladoge facism se?? Ladki ke account se mard ke hath ki photo tweet karke?? 🤦🤦

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Guddi (Kohli ka parivar)

@mishraverse

7 months

Cringe Factory

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Guddi (Kohli ka parivar)

@mishraverse

6 years

I admire Amit ji.. anything for you sir..

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Guddi (Kohli ka parivar)

@mishraverse

4 years

My brother made this meme ft my bhanja 😅😅😅

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Guddi (Kohli ka parivar)

@mishraverse

7 months

@mufaddal_vohra @mayankcricket World after Mayank Aggarwal’s confirmation

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Guddi (Kohli ka parivar)

@mishraverse

4 years

Ponds ka ad karna chhor do fir.

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4 years

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Guddi (Kohli ka parivar)

@mishraverse

7 months

@ULTRAGLOSS

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Guddi (Kohli ka parivar)

@mishraverse

2 months

Prakash jha saab 🤌🏻

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Guddi (Kohli ka parivar)

@mishraverse

4 years

Underrated beauty ❤

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Guddi (Kohli ka parivar)

@mishraverse

5 months

How to spot a mutthal

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Guddi (Kohli ka parivar)

@mishraverse

5 years

Aa jaao dosto, 100 gm foundation 50 gm liner kajal 25 gm lipstick..... 5 kg makeup in total

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Guddi (Kohli ka parivar)

@mishraverse

4 years

The way he handles trolls.. ❤

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Guddi (Kohli ka parivar)

@mishraverse

6 years

Aise msgs se mera inbox bhara pada hai. Isko harassment bolenge to social media par har ladki harassed hai. Aise cases dikha ke aap log serious cases ka bhi majak bana dete ho. I support this campaign but this is something we don't count as harassment.

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Guddi (Kohli ka parivar)

@mishraverse

4 months

Gali aur bhagwan ka naam ek hi line me. Ek hath se jal chadha ke dusre hath se photo. These hindus are real threat to hinduism

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Guddi (Kohli ka parivar)

@mishraverse

4 years

Dekhte hi like karein. ☺️

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Guddi (Kohli ka parivar)

@mishraverse

4 years

😶😶😶

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Guddi (Kohli ka parivar)

@mishraverse

5 years

1994 के बाद जन्मे हुए लौंडे कृपया लाइन न मारें। खुद से 1 2 साल छोटे लौंडो में कोई रुचि नही है मुझे। ना मैं प्रियंका चोपड़ा हूँ न आप निक जोनस। तो फालतू के तर्क नही इस विषय पर। 😑

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Guddi (Kohli ka parivar)

@mishraverse

5 years

खुद के गाने और फिल्मो में साहेब हीरोइन की ढोढ़ी में उंगली करते फिरते हैं और यहां ज्ञान पेल रहे।

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Guddi (Kohli ka parivar)

@mishraverse

5 months

Raat ko wo aapko jhukayenge Ha 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Guddi (Kohli ka parivar)

@mishraverse

5 years

Reason why grand parents should live forever. ❤😍😍😍

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Guddi (Kohli ka parivar)

@mishraverse

7 years

#Snapchat i knew i was poor that's why i never used this app from the beginning..2 minutes of silence for those poor dogs-cats filter users.

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Guddi (Kohli ka parivar)

@mishraverse

4 years

Okay. Show these to your mommy. 🥺

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Guddi (Kohli ka parivar)

@mishraverse

5 years

Holi Expectations Reality

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Guddi (Kohli ka parivar)

@mishraverse

4 years

If "mind your own fucking business" had a face.

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Guddi (Kohli ka parivar)

@mishraverse

10 months

😭😭😭😭

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Guddi (Kohli ka parivar)

@mishraverse

4 years

So tweeting against brahmins comparing them to Ravana is the new cool on Twitter.

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Guddi (Kohli ka parivar)

@mishraverse

5 years

मोदीजी ज़मीन से जुड़े आदमी हैं। माँ से मिलने मीडिया को साथ लेकर जाते हैं। हर हर मोदी!

Anjana Om Kashyap

@anjanaomkashyap

5 years

सुबह सुबह की बात है ! प्रधानमंत्री नरेंद्र मोदी, माँ के साथ वोटिंग के पहले !

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Guddi (Kohli ka parivar)

@mishraverse

1 year

Jeejaji gave me this last year 🫠

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Guddi (Kohli ka parivar)

@mishraverse

4 months

Deloitte/Infosys employees on the very next day :

Guddi (Kohli ka parivar)

@mishraverse

4 months

On behalf of the whole of Bihar I'm inviting to all companies of Karnataka, Come & invest in Bihar, we will help you to set up everything. Bihar is a broad minded state and we welcome you all. Jai Bihar Jai Hind

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Guddi (Kohli ka parivar)

@mishraverse

4 years

GF- come over. Parents are not home. Sonu sood- unka number send karo. Abhi unhe ghar bhejta hu.

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Guddi (Kohli ka parivar)

@mishraverse

4 years

Tell me something i should know.

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Guddi (Kohli ka parivar)

@mishraverse

7 months

Expected Cringe found masterpiece 🤌🏻

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Guddi (Kohli ka parivar)

@mishraverse

6 years

पता नहीं ये कौन सी करोडो महिलाएं हैं जो कोलगेट पर भरोसा करतीं हैं। मेरी मम्मी तो जिस टूथपेस्ट पर बढ़िया ऑफर चल रहा होता है वही उठा लाती हैं।

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Guddi (Kohli ka parivar)

@mishraverse

5 years

चाहे कितना भी मॉडर्न बन लो। बाल रंगा लो कान में 10-15 छेद करवा लो। गोदना गोदवा लो पर लड़को के लिए हमेशा वही लड़की पहली पसंद होगी जो खाना बनाना जानती हो और पारंपरिक कपड़ो में खिलती हो। ❤

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Guddi (Kohli ka parivar)

@mishraverse

5 years

आज मैं करके आयी है . . वोट.... किसे? हिंट- हिहिहिहि हंस देले रिंकिया के पापा। 😅

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Guddi (Kohli ka parivar)

@mishraverse

4 months

Too much hatred for bihar and biharis in quotes. 😞 Dusted app

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Guddi (Kohli ka parivar)

@mishraverse

4 years

My desk is more organized than your life 😏😏😏😏

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Guddi (Kohli ka parivar)

@mishraverse

5 years

नवाज़ुद्दीन सिद्दीक़ी स्वच्छ भारत अभियान का प्रचार करते हुए...

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Guddi (Kohli ka parivar)

@mishraverse

5 years

जी। सोशल मीडिया पर अपनी तस्वीरें साझा करने में और दुनिया भर की मीडिया बुलाकर लाइव टेलीकास्ट करने में फर्क है। कभी प्रोपेगंडा फैलाने से फुरसत मिले तो दिमाग का इस्तेमाल कर लेना।

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Guddi (Kohli ka parivar)

@mishraverse

9 months

Its over for us girls.

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Guddi (Kohli ka parivar)

@mishraverse

8 months

Aadmi log ekdam saint ho gaye hain, auratein hi kar rahi sab.

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Guddi (Kohli ka parivar)

@mishraverse

5 years

The one The one I want I can afford

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Guddi (Kohli ka parivar)

@mishraverse

5 years

*रीयलिस्टिक हिंदी मेमे*

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Guddi (Kohli ka parivar)

@mishraverse

5 years

कलमी आम दसहरी आम

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Guddi (Kohli ka parivar)

@mishraverse

4 years

My Rishtas after knowing i am "MANGLIK"

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Guddi (Kohli ka parivar)

@mishraverse

5 years

Yes when I managed to pass 10th with first division and Nitish govt gave 10000 rs to continue my studies further. It was much needed as my grandma was in debit already and we had no money at all for even household expenses.

Sailor

@sailorsmoon

5 years

Have you ever been that happy that you cried? Like tears literally flowing down your eyes?

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Guddi (Kohli ka parivar)

@mishraverse

6 years

I love twitter. 😂

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Guddi (Kohli ka parivar)

@mishraverse

4 years

Happy holy franndssss

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Guddi (Kohli ka parivar)

@mishraverse

4 years

Connect the dots.

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Guddi (Kohli ka parivar)

@mishraverse

5 years

Litti chokha 😍😍😍😍😍😍

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Guddi (Kohli ka parivar)

@mishraverse

4 months

In 2013 i was on a train to Delhi from agra. There were 2-3 white girls also. Fir bhel wala aaya. Ek buddhe ne bhel apne liye fir bola in gori ladkiyo ko bhi do. Bhelwale ne ladkiyo ko bhel di. Unhone politely le liya. Uske baad mc buddha start hua ki Free me thodi khila raha…

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@ndtv

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Pune Man Arrested For Harassing Korean Vlogger After Video Goes Viral

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Guddi (Kohli ka parivar)

@mishraverse

5 years

Monday blues.

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Guddi (Kohli ka parivar)

@mishraverse

5 years

माड़ भात चोखा अचार .. एनीवन?

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Guddi (Kohli ka parivar)

@mishraverse

6 months

Damnnn 🥵🥵

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Guddi (Kohli ka parivar)

@mishraverse

8 months

Legalise dog meat yar. Nahi bardasht hote ye galli ke lavde kutte. Raat bhar bhonkte rahte haram ke pille.

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Guddi (Kohli ka parivar)

@mishraverse

5 years

Mandate pics 💥 #HappyDiwali

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Guddi (Kohli ka parivar)

@mishraverse

5 years

Favorite if you are a brahmin guy

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Guddi (Kohli ka parivar)

@mishraverse

3 years

Tested positive 🥺 Since i was isolated the whole time, my family is safe. My condition is good. Will get better in a week 🤞 Stay safe peep.

Guddi (Kohli ka parivar)

@mishraverse

3 years

Abhi tak to sab theek. Bas report badhiya Aa jaaye ekbar. 🤞

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Guddi (Kohli ka parivar)

@mishraverse

4 years

Police apni jagah sahi hai. Agar apke protest ka tareeka hinsak hoga to police to apna kaam karegi hi. Tod fod maara maari karke kanoon todte ho to kanoon ke rakhwale to tumbari gand todenge hi. Protest ka bhi ek tareeka hai. Aap student hain. Padhe likhe. Waisa hi behave kijiye

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Guddi (Kohli ka parivar)

@mishraverse

5 years

सेब की जगह संतरे पर फोकस करते तब ना।

Fact

@Fact

5 years

Sir Isaac Newton died a virgin

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Guddi (Kohli ka parivar)

@mishraverse

9 months

This aunty will make millions here bas inko pata lagne do ekbar

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Guddi (Kohli ka parivar)

@mishraverse

4 years

Bihari girls In movies Reality

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Guddi (Kohli ka parivar)

@mishraverse

5 years

1st one is Not a selfie though. 🙈 #SelfieWithTilak

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Guddi (Kohli ka parivar)

@mishraverse

6 years

ओ बेटे की जान! 🙊😶😹

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Guddi (Kohli ka parivar)

@mishraverse

4 years

Carryminati is overrated. 😷

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Guddi (Kohli ka parivar)

@mishraverse

3 months

Khud ke liye bed nahi liya ja raha aur attitude dekho.

Shubham

@shubham_chhimpa

3 months

Age : 27 Salary : Tu jis cheej pe hath rakhegi vo tera

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Guddi (Kohli ka parivar)

@mishraverse

1 year

Mayers to Badoni in dressing room :

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Guddi (Kohli ka parivar)

@mishraverse

3 years

😓😓😓

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Guddi (Kohli ka parivar)

@mishraverse

5 years

Humare Canadian *deshbhakt* ji ne vote kiya kya .... Via WA

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Guddi (Kohli ka parivar)

@mishraverse

6 years

God is with me. 😻❤

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Guddi (Kohli ka parivar)

@mishraverse

5 years

Theek hai. #10yearchallenge

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Guddi (Kohli ka parivar)

@mishraverse

8 months

@karrrannn @DiscussingFilm Take the L and move on.

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Guddi (Kohli ka parivar)

@mishraverse

10 months

This is Mukherjee Nagar. Fyi 2 din se baarish nahi hui hai.

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Guddi (Kohli ka parivar)

@mishraverse

5 years

I'm glad I grew up... Doing this not this

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Guddi (Kohli ka parivar)

@mishraverse

5 years

लाल दुपट्टा उड़ गया रे बैरी हवा के झोंके से.... Caption credit- @TheRobustRascal

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Guddi (Kohli ka parivar)

@mishraverse

5 years

Anurag kashyap:- meri movies me dialogue likhega??

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Guddi (Kohli ka parivar)

@mishraverse

5 years

Acting to aati nahi upar se aisa sense of humour .. 😪

Salman Khan

@BeingSalmanKhan

5 years

सीढ़ी , साड़ी , लड़की #Bharat #Promotions

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Guddi (Kohli ka parivar)

@mishraverse

4 years

Boyfriend goals 😍😍

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Guddi (Kohli ka parivar)

@mishraverse

5 years

सारे जगत में जीजा के शीघ्रपतन के चर्चे हैं। #INDvPAK

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Guddi (Kohli ka parivar)

@mishraverse

6 years

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Guddi (Kohli ka parivar)

@mishraverse

5 years

Good vibes only. 💞

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Guddi (Kohli ka parivar)

@mishraverse

4 years

@RoflGandhi_ Followers MP aur Maharashtra se bhi hain to vada pav aur poha bhi add kar deta hu.

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Guddi (Kohli ka parivar)

@mishraverse

6 months

Hope aditi is fine. Jab hume itna shocking lag raha usko kitna lag raha hoga.

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Guddi (Kohli ka parivar)

@mishraverse

5 years

My mom has told me that if I don't find a guy in upcoming 6 months, I'll have to marry that bank PO guy. Kahan se laaun banda 😭😭😭

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Guddi (Kohli ka parivar)

@mishraverse

4 years

@NetflixIndia Better don't bring back Arturo or will boycott Netflix.

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Guddi (Kohli ka parivar)

@mishraverse

6 years

जिन लौंडो को रामायण और महाभारत हास्यास्पद और काल्पनिक लगता है, वही लौंडे गेम ऑफ थ्रोन्स के लिए पागल हुए जाते हैं।

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Guddi (Kohli ka parivar)

@mishraverse

5 years

"you are a bihari? You don't look one! What am I supposed to look like.. *Begin every sentence with "तोहरा बहिनी के" "बेटीचोद" Or just start dancing on "lollipop lagelu" or carry "litti chokha" with me everywhere or drive an auto rikshaw or prepare khaini every now and then? 🙄

𝐒𝐮𝐝𝐡𝐢𝐫 भारतीय 🇮🇳

@seriousfunnyguy

5 years

"You are a Punjabi? You don't look like one!" "What am I supposed to look like… *Begin and end every sentence with BC* or "Between the middle of conversation, start doing Bhangra?"

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Guddi (Kohli ka parivar)

@mishraverse

11 months

In my marriage biodata, in hobbies and interests section, i had written “travelling to new places” Guy’s mum rejected saying “humara ladka aapki ladki ko ghuma nahi paayega” 🤭😭 Guy was a banker tho

Dawa_Daaru

@officeof_nasha

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What’s the weirdest reason you got rejected for??

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Guddi (Kohli ka parivar)

@mishraverse

4 years

कुछ लौंडे यहाँ छोटे,मँझले, बड़े अकाउंट वाली लडकियों के तलवे चाट के ग्रो किये, रीच बढाई और अब जब खुद का अकाउंट थोड़ा बड़ा हो गया तो एंटी फेमिनिस्ट बनकर ज्ञान चोदते हैं। ऐसे दोगलचोदों से जितना दूर रहो उतना ठीक।

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Guddi (Kohli ka parivar)

@mishraverse

8 months

@pbillore141

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Guddi (Kohli ka parivar)

@mishraverse

4 years

भगवान राम ने भी बिहारी लड़की से शादी करी थी वो भी स्वयम्वर जैसी परीक्षा पास करके और ये आजकल के लौंडे हैं जिन्हें बिहारी लड़की गंवार लगती है। 😪😪

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Guddi (Kohli ka parivar)

@mishraverse

3 years

How do you guys find kusha kapila funny?

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Guddi (Kohli ka parivar)

@mishraverse

4 years

Bhai ne baat itni jaldi sun li. Can't believe. 😱😱😱 Note- koi mujhe kaali zubaan nahi bolega.🙊

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Guddi (Kohli ka parivar)

@mishraverse

4 years

गरीबी में आटा गिला होने पर वही रोते हैं जिन्हें मालपुआ बनाना नही आता।

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Guddi (Kohli ka parivar)

@mishraverse

4 years

@iHrithik i like you but this is just not right.. there was not a thing to laugh out loud in the movie.. and i did not feel like crying at all because of weak/flat acting of main lead.

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