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@metastash

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rossi

@metastash

2 years

Why I turned down a 50 ETH offer on a dope punk 6 months ago: I didn’t - and that’s how I bought the lovely house my fiancée and I live in. Ta da! 🤷‍♂️🙌😉

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Everyone is talking about music NFTs. Where are these music NFTs? Wtf are you talking about?! Is there a platform I don’t know about for music NFTs? I’m hype about it too but I don’t honestly see WHERE THEY ARE

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Flex? I’ve cashed out enough to buy 2 houses, pay every loan my family and wife ever had, my Tesla, my career, and I still hodl over 1000 high value NFTs across 5 wallets + tokens and ETH and cash, I assure you I’m more patient on whatever is under than they are. I’m v green.

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$LOOKS has quietly 2x'd in the last week w a still bullish chart; the @LooksRareNFT team responded to a tweet earlier today within 5 mins with an action plan; I don't want to be huffing the hopium but r we seeing signs of that organic growth that comes w putting in the work? 👀

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I bought my forever cryptopunk (my pfp) on December 3, 2017 for .1 ETH, 49 USD at the time. It was the second punk I bought, the first was on Dec 1, 2017. I still have 2 of the 3 punks I bought in 2017. This is what 💎 hands looks like. HODLing works. 🤝🙏

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I just listed a Bored Ape as close to the floor as I’ve ever deliberately listed a big ticket item: And the reason isss, I’m preparing to close on a 😍 dream house with my sweet❤️!! This NFT stuff is just… What is life?! I know I hammer on the gratitude stuff but seriously 🙏😇

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I don’t think ppl have fully absorbed the idea that *you co-own @LooksRareNFT * you have a *vested interest in seeing it succeed* This is our collective opportunity to put our money where are mouth is re: decentralizing the platform and claiming a stake. Let’s make this work 💪

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@metastash

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@andrewrsorkin @elonmusk Absolutely based and legendary. 10/10

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2 years

Who else is hodling their $APE airdrop until they regret it?

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2 years

Honest question: Did CoolCats *really* blow up their brand? Or is the NFT community behaving like spoiled unforgiving impatient dbags? CC def dropped the ball but… man ppl are being unreasonably harsh abt it imho 🤷‍♂️

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@metastash

2 years

Send @CryptoMories to 10 ETH floor - legit team legit Art absolutely do not deserve to be railroaded - let’s not let them wither on the vine!

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@metastash

3 years

I have 701.40 BTC to spend on #NFTs !!! Drop your link below, but hurry bc I’m pretty sure they want it back 😂😋 /s

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@metastash

2 years

All of my @CryptoMories were listed at like 1 ETH. Well not anymore. 10 ETH floor or bust. Fuck that. This is a real project, blacklist at your peril!!!

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@metastash

1 year

I’ll eat the amount of pickles that this tweet gets likes

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3 years

Alright it's gotta be said: The @0n1Force floor is, by a margin, the *most irrationally low* of all division 1 NFT projects 🧐🤣 It's obvi that it's going to run, and hard, but the Q is when and as a result of what trigger. But once it starts moving it's going to move fast ⏭⏭😉

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3 years

Alright @opensea riddle me this - an account from January 2018 holding nearly 800 NFTs and having done many hundreds of ETH in transactions doesn’t qualify for your little blue check - yet some arbitrary accounts opened this month with 3 NFTs do… what gives?! 👀🤷‍♂️🤣

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@metastash

3 years

Basically at some point, probably not soon so don’t get your hopes up, NFTs from the 2021 era, specifically from the Clubhouse crew era, are going to be worth *stupid ETH* I’m patient. Fuck with me. See if I’m wrong.

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3 years

This feels like an admission but... I'm really kind of sick of/burnt out on cryptopunk knockoff projects raking in boatloads of ETH that could be going to wildly talented underexposed artists of all sorts 🤷‍♂️

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You’re going to *really regret* selling those NFTs you just bought. Yes, you! Yes, those ones! Resist the temptation and just have a little patience. In 4 months you will *literally not believe how good an idea it was to just hang on* 🤣🙌🚀👀

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@metastash

2 years

ETH whales buying high value punks/apes/fidenzas/etc from early minters/buyers is essentially an NFT ecosystem stimulus - receivers tend to quickly distribute that ETH across new art and projects - whales buying high is doing gods work 🤣🤜💥🤛

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@metastash

3 years

I wndr if any of those folks who right-click saved @BoredApeYC last yr got their BAKC and Serum airdrops and sold them for a massive profit and are currently sipping mai-tai's in the Bahamas after paying off their parents mortgage- oh- that's, not how rt-click save works?🤷‍♂️🤣/s

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@metastash

2 years

I miss 2021 NFT Clubhouse 👋🥲

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@metastash

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If you're so cynical that you can't acknowledge @garyvee has had a *massive positive impact* on the #NFT space you're ngmi

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@metastash

3 years

So with all that said, guess what #NFT land -- I am joining the @tryShowtime team as a founding engineer to help build the future of this space!!! 🚀⚡️🚀⚡️🚀 I am *soooooo* excited to lean into this shared vision with @AlexMasmej and @Alex_Kilkka and the rest of the team 🙌💯❤️

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@metastash

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I’ve spent probably 100 ETH on art and collectibles that will have next to no resale value in a few years *and that’s completely okay because I f-ing love them* 🤜💥🤛

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2 years

I’ve heard a rumor about who DMCA’ed the @CryptoMories and if it’s true 😭😭😭 *if* it’s true, I have some prized NFTs I have to get rid of on ethical grounds :/

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@metastash

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What project do you most regret missing early? Mine is @worldofwomennft World of Women 😇👏

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@metastash

3 years

Did I buy way too many #NFTs this week? Yes. Did I then buy more yesterday? Also yes. But did I buy more today?! ..Also, yes 🤔

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@metastash

2 years

look closer 👀 BAYC mfer

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@metastash

2 years

Yes I am publicly defending @CryptoMories and the reason is they are an obvious non-threat to the world of IP theft (which I understand and empathize with) the Mories are not the problem - sorry strong guys, you got the wrong one

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@metastash

3 years

CoolCats. 9E floor. And I really don't see it stopping there. I was late to CoolCats and I regret it. CoolCats is the 3rd blue chip pfp

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@metastash

3 years

Personally, I’m a little salty about everyone calling my 1000ETH purchase of a Meebit a wash trade just because I used a brand new address to hide my identity 🤷‍♂️🧐 /s

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@metastash

2 years

Art Blocks have the thinnest floors from stupid low to holy F I’m rich in all of NFTs

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@metastash

5 months

I have 11.5k followers. I pay for premium. I reply to threads and tweet every day. But for some reason literally nobody sees my tweets. If you can see this, please like and comment so that I can break out of Twitter jail!

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@metastash

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Good morning to everyone except the people who think it’s a jpeg that sold for 69MM

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@metastash

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There were so so many incredible @0n1Force derivates that the main takeaway is the artist community here is just *over the top*!!! Someone might win the challenge, but soooo many of those entrants won the *check out what’s possible* game — don’t worry folks *we see you*!! 👀🔥🚀

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@metastash

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You could wipe me out. Hack every high value wallet I have, somehow hack my Multisig wallets, and zero every NFT and DeFi position I’m in, and I’d still be green for atleast 5 years. We’re done here. It’s not a conversation. NFTs changed my life

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@metastash

8 months

@LeadingReport I assumed this was clickbait but nope there it is on their website

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@metastash

3 years

The first person out and about to stop and comment on my BAYC hoodie is getting an airdrop of something awesome. If they don’t have an address I’ll get them set up on the spot. I want them to be blown away by the BAYC community

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@metastash

3 years

Heyoooooo 🤣🤣🤣 gm gm gm

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@metastash

3 years

I’m not selling my M2 under 20E, with patience and assuming they continue to become more rare, it should be more like 30E at least. M1 should be at least 10E 🤷‍♂️

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3 years

When will ppl realize… it’s ok to care deeply about culture art and community, as well as creating value, money, for yourself and your family? These things are *not* mutually exclusive

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@metastash

2 years

Pretty sure at least one of my @SuperNfty Imps I minted is rare-ish! This guy is awesome - a real keeper

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@metastash

3 years

@_BeastNode It bears repeating: If the money you could extract now would be life changing or take an enormous amount of stress out of life, by all means do it!! And never look back with regret! You can always get back in the game, take care of life 1st!

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It’s my birthday. I spent the day with my sweet❤️ at the farmer’s market and amongst friends. It occurred to me that right now, in my life, on this path, there is not one. single. thing. that I would change. I try to cherish these moments. I count my blessings high 🙏😇🥰

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@metastash

2 years

SOS really out here becoming my best investment of the year and I didn't even buy it

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@metastash

2 years

@VitalikButerin Hey Vitalik, just in case you need to hear it, you’re handsome, cool, liked and loved by all those that matter, and you have my admiration awe and respect 🤜🤛🙌

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@metastash

3 years

Solana will not flip Ethereum. Here’s why. A thread. 🧵

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@metastash

3 years

Ok so my brand new iPad Pro and Pencil arrived in the mail this morning and *How have I gone this long without these things?!* I feel like a kid who just discovered crayons 🖍 😂🚀

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@metastash

2 years

It's pretty ironic that @opensea re: @opensea_support lost me as a defender and now user over the simple inability to _ever respond in any forum over 2 years_ to my insistence that sort by recently received has been busted this whole time 🤷‍♂️ bye I guess- and hello @LooksRareNFT !

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@metastash

3 years

I’ve become so enthralled with #NFTs that #ETH to 3 figures or 5 figures is less important to me than I ever thought it would be — I have a whole different framework right now about what matters to me — I have killer NFTs, so I’m less price aware

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I love ETH, it’s no secret. But listening in on a CH convo rn I am forced to acknowledge the stark reality: As it is now the ETH L1 network is *for comparatively wealthy ppl only* and is *entirely inaccessible to most who would love to participate* let alone the brand new. ➡️⤵️

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I'm pretty sure some NFT team just outed themselves as responsible for like a dozen different projects by sending airdrops *at roughly the same time in the exact same format* So thank you! I have a nice list of low effort projects I will absolutely not be participating in 🙌🤪

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@metastash

3 years

With a lot of hard work and dedication I was successfully able to convert $1000USD into less than $100USD using #B20 token! 🙌 AMA! /s

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@metastash

2 years

fuck it 3 #eth to 1 random follower rt & Comment "NFT"

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@metastash

2 years

This tweet is def working tho - I will make a list of good feedback and links after the conversation moves on

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2 years

Ok wtf @soundxyz_ is ABSOLUTELY LIT Last week I tweeted *where are these music NFTs* and I got an insane amount of quality responses, this is the first platform I've collected from based on what I found also thanks to @Cooopahtroopa for planting the bug in my ear 🤝🙌🎧

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@metastash

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@DavidSacks @RobertKennedyJr The first time you actually listen to RFKj speak you realize why the entire establishment machine is willing to smear and defame at any lengths to keep normies in the dark about him. He’s the path out of the darkness for reasonable people who can’t see a way forward

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@metastash

3 years

Okay Twitter frens, I gotta shout out @JimmyDanko and @mnmlty at the @Etherealswtf here bc they legit made me so f-ing happy- I just discovered they honored me with a trait inspired by me the *Grape Rossi* hat - and... does it get any better than that?! I grabbed this one asap😍

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@metastash

2 years

Breaking news: it’s POSSIBLE that the individual responsible may see the light of reason and RESCIND the DMCA @CryptoMories

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@metastash

3 years

10 years ago I would work my ___ off for a year to make 40k. Last night I made 40k by swapping a punk for a different punk after dinner. Maybe it’s a humble brag, but bottom line, I don’t spend every day counting dollars, I spend every day counting blessings 🙏🙌😇

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@metastash

2 years

@srussolillo This is the most disingenuous anti-reporting you could possibly ask for. 🤣What a transparent example of backfilling a narrative with whatever cherry-picked data you can lay hands upon… ayaya. Meanwhile 3 days ago an eye watering 300MM dollar drop took place 🤷‍♂️👀

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I don’t know how yet but everyone who holds an @Etherealswtf with the Grape Rossi trait *Will Be Rewarded*👀🚀 I take purple hat gang very seriously just ask @garyvee so Grape Rossi Purple Hat Gang is extra extra special - you will not regret snagging one on the secondary 😉🤷‍♂️

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@metastash

3 years

It won’t

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@metastash

2 years

ape into a 24px: instructions unclear ser. did I do this right? 🤣😋/s

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@metastash

11 months

@MarioNawfal RFKj is a credible and measured person. When he’s called conspiracy kook I assume that person has not actually listened to what he has to say. If Hotez is sure of his position he needs to “show where RFKj is wrong”

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@metastash

3 years

Being authentic on Twitter sets you apart. Just be authentic. The rest works out

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@metastash

2 years

Do you believe there is a premium attached to holding/selling a full BAYC @BoredApeYC set i.e. 1) BAYC bored ape 2) Token matched BAKC from mint 3) serum mutated M1 MAYC 4) serum mutated M2 MAYC If so what is the premium and why? If not why not?

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@metastash

2 years

I just took down my 2ETH listing for this @ToyBoogers and moved it up to 5ETH. iykyk. Just sayin👀

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@metastash

2 years

The @cryptoadzNFT are here to stay !vibe a fixture in blue chip collections. Choadz are the best deriv project by a long shot. Like it or 🤷‍♂️ ppl love derivs- there's a sense of safety in brand recognition *official or not*. Choadz floor is *less than the gas for tx*👀 nfa ymmv

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@metastash

2 years

My uncanny ability to absolutely never open emails saves the day again 🙌🤝

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@metastash

3 years

We should start a *people who sold CyberKongs in April* support group 🤣 But srsly, what is the next project that will effectively create an ecosystem that kicks off rewards like BANANA? Who's doing it now, and who's abt too? I'm about that passive income, let's figure this out!

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@metastash

3 years

I missed the @coolcatsnft so completely that I was white knuckling it every time I saw them, so when the @TIME news broke it was just a bridge too far 😂 Better late than never right?! Meet my new buddy, welcome to the StashVault friend!

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@metastash

3 years

Alright, fun while it lasted but clearly gotta get out in front of this — the *to hide my identity* bit and the /s for sarcasm are dead giveaways that this is a *quality shitpost* — If I had 1k spare ETH I’d buy 40 fucking floor punks not one MeeBit 😂 or you know, 3 mansions

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@metastash

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Friendly reminder that while floors will get irrationally low at times on some super awesome projects, the @Etherealswtf Grape Rossi Purple Hat Gang trait is still above 0.1ETH floor entirely independent of rarity or anything 🤷‍♂️🤣😉🚀

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@metastash

3 years

Bot bids on Bored Apes are up to 1.1 #ETH right now! This is staggering! #BAYC is on a momentum roll that’s going to go down in #NFT collectible history, congratulations to @BoredApeYC and all hodlers, if this is what #nftsaredead looks like, I’m ❤️ing it 😂🌈🦧💪

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@metastash

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In 2018 I got so wiped out I was down like 98%. Not gonna lie I was devastated. Didn’t sell anything tho- wish I could say it was diamond hands but honestly didn’t even feel worth it. If I’d sold tho I wouldn’t be here. To anyone new: don’t panic. Keep calm it comes back 🤜🤛💎🙌

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3 years

I missed phunks. Don’t be like me

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3 years

Home Depot reached out and has been frantically trying to interview me for a Hulu NFT doc. Will probably drive a lot of mainstream exposure to the space. Which means new retail money. We will be even richer soon. This is quite good for the community. I'm gonna do the show.

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@metastash

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See projects like @SagaSentients here are the type you wish would go viral. Elegantly simple, creative minting mechanism, earnest devs, no promises of future value. Just good old fashioned NFT fun 🙌

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@metastash

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Ohh snap 💥 Just realized @0n1Force started minting! 👀💎 Gotta say I haven't been this hype about a drop in a minute, this one feels special 🍿😎 doesn't hurt that it's a bunch of my OG blockchain buddies 😂 @JRArtSpace_NFT @Strawberrywtf @trueIMCMPLX @LinkedEm LFG!!! 🙌🚀

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@metastash

6 months

Are MoonBirds a good buy at 2.5 ETH? @moonbirds

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@metastash

2 years

Fun fact: Did you know 24px isn’t just cats? 👀😇

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2 years

24px 1ETH floor. Not selling before then.

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@metastash

1 year

If $WOOL reached 1/1000th the size of BTC or ETH it would be like… 2 or 3 dollars. That seems achievable right?

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@metastash

2 years

Yo @LooksRareNFT LOOKS is flying today! And they haven't dropped the search bar yet! When the search ur own collection feature comes forget it, we're goin back to the moooon 🤣🚀🌙

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2 years

Rough week, rough day, sometimes you have to humble yourself, recenter, count your blessings, and commit to learning and doing better on the next pass 🙏🙌🚀💎

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@metastash

2 years

does anyone remember Coinbase NFT?

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3 years

I want to do something crazy like sell one of my BAYC and buy a different one

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3 years

I have (re)discovered hands down the most undervalued #NFT project to come out in the last year and a half imho, and yes I aggressively swept the floor on it - I don’t see how an even semi rational market doesn’t send these to 100x territory at some point in the future… 💯💎🤝👀

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3 years

I try to avoid the follower count hoopla as best I can, but I have to admit, 35 people to 5k feels good - feels like a milestone! So 5000th follower is eligible for a random airdrop from the StashVault - Nothing too valuable don't get all excited, but 🤷‍♂️🎉😂🚀

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2 years

10000. First. People. Interact. Fuck it

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2 years

@the_x2y2 Every single non-technical reply guy in here dragging this team for delays in handing you free value and making an effort at launching a real product needs to take a long hard look in the mirror and realize how much they resemble a 🤡

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3 years

Hey @BoredApeYC bottom line you’ve made it less fun

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2 years

I will trade 50 to 100 acres of upstate New York near the Canadian border for a chunk of ETH plus the right punk or ape. DM with interesting propositions if you’re so inclined 🤜💥🤛

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3 years

Things happen fast at startups! Even faster in the metaverse! While I’m super certain about the future of @tryShowtime (literally the future of social #NFTs ) I’m moving on to my next project! I can’t wait to see what’s next, and you’ll have to see what’s next for me 😉💯🚀

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5 months

@DavidSacks @Jason The simulation is simulating

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3 years

I have a regret. Just a little NFT regret. Like, I felt 1 ETH was steep for the @RTFKTstudios shoes for my own punks since nobody else could have them anyway right? So what's the incentive to pay that much? But now the opportunity is gone and... I want the damn shoes and the NFT

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It looks like I'll hit 6k Twit friends today! 🥳 I was gonna say something snarky but honestly it's just awesome to be a part of this community. Some of the most exciting months of my adult life🙏😇 So I'm doing a mini giveaway for 6k - nothing special! Rndm like or cmmnt wins 🥰

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