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@messymason2021
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2 years
This is becoming the norm every night! 🤣🤣
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@messymason2021
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Guess who got his permanent residency today?!!? THIS GUY!!!!!!!
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@Shannonsds9 @brixwe I’m 56 years old. I remember when teachers actually used to teach. We respected our teachers.
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Winston’s broke…. Mom had them take his manhood today. 😩😩
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@USMiniTru @AOC @NPR Word on the street is she escaped, swam to Mexico and crossed the Rio. She’s in Texas right now with a house, free cellphone and education.
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@messymason2021
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@Bubblebathgirl All these kids you weren’t allowed to spank? They’re all here.
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@Boali_eth @lporiginalg One and a half people ain’t a lot. Try harder…
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2 years
Seriously... this dog ain’t right. 🙄🤣🤣🤣
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@tuxlemons @CorkySwift2 Liar!! Pics or it didn’t happen.
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1 year
Good morning kids! Using gifs only, lest start a band.
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2 years
@TheSnowMan72 @w_terrence Y’all just don’t get it do you? How many races are there on Earth??? I’ll give you a hint… ONE!!! This racial divide was invented by politicians!
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@messymason2021
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2 years
This is getting really weird. Check ANY Whitehouse cam. They’re all offline. Here’s a few.
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@lechuga_don @TheYetiKnowswhy We’ve reached the threshold fren. Unvaxxed aren’t gonna do it, vaxxed are gonna use everything they can against us. Welcome to the new world.
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@LAndersonCAKS @MarioNawfal Seriously, you gotta let go of this “Isreal is the good guy” thing. They’re not. No one in this is good.
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@CrinkleCuck @Kurrco Then don’t. He’ll be just fine if you leave. We all will. 🤷‍♂️
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@Travis_in_Flint 65,000 Veterans on our streets. Drug addicted because of the government. Homeless. 100 billion to Ukraine for a fake war. Can you imagine what 100 billion would do for the men and women that keep our freedom safe??
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I don’t want to brag but I just folded a fitted sheet perfectly. 🖕🏻
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@DanKnightMMA SNC Lavalin should have been the final nail in his corrupt coffin!! All family money laundering aside this should bring Canadians into a rage.
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@messymason2021
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1 year
@andtartary2 We war with other Countries over nothing. We disagree on almost everything yet the Antarctic Treaty is signed by nearly EVERY COUNTRY IN THE WORLD!! Someone knows something
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@messymason2021
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6 months
My Wife took a butter carving course. What do you think?
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@messymason2021
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2 years
Avocados can’t come across the border... but guns, drugs, children and illegals can. Got it.
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8 months
@HerdImmunity12 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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2 years
@Porchlandrea @tedcruz The only blue in Texas are the cities. Houston,Dallas and Austin. Y’all don’t have enough backing to turn this State. Tbh, after tomorrow I’d appreciate it if you left. Move to cali. They LOVE people like you.
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@lsferguson @LynnieK3 @shaundjohn If he didn’t push it, we’d be locked up forever. Big box stores would be the only ones open. He did it for those reasons. People need to think outside the box Fren. 👊🏻😎
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@messymason2021
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3 years
@Rocky_Topper89 @mchooyah We are Marshall deserves to be there too.
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2 years
@TigerProud84 @TomWiboltt @liz_churchill_ Ministry of Truth!!… I’d like to report a dissenter.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣😎
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@messymason2021
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1 year
Me waiting for the Hunter Biden indictment…
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@messymason2021
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3 years
@wilderfortruth Who fucking knows?? I’m beside myself mind’s running in a million different directions all at once. And the normies aren’t helping!
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@messymason2021
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1 year
@christinaree123 @realstewpeters What are they gonna blow up in blue states??? Crackhouses and tents?
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@messymason2021
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11 months
What if this whole Russian Ukraine war was to cover up Chernobyl was a hoax? 😳
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2 years
@osha3264 @johnrich If there was any actual proof don’t you think he’d be hauled into Court right now?? Just stop
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@messymason2021
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@Arkypatriot He fooled a LOT of people.
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@messymason2021
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10 months
Hey. Anyone else getting an influx of bots? Either liking your posts or following you?
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@messymason2021
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3 years
My life kids. 🤣🤣
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@messymason2021
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6 months
Feeling frisky. Might buy the Wife a new vacuum cleaner for her birthday. Thoughts?
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@messymason2021
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2 years
We have a new neighbour!! The boys love him. 😊
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@messymason2021
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10 months
@PicturesFoIder @lilybrownflex We’re not. She’s a FED.
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@messymason2021
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My Wife has gone Christmas crazy. 🤣🤣🤣
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2 years
Any other Kansas ranches lose 10K head of cattle at once? I ain’t letting this go!!! Someone killed those animals.
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@messymason2021
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@jsmith4966 @Travis_in_Flint We don’t need term limits. These animals will steal our money faster. We need mandatory retirement with LIMITED LIFETIME PENSION!! I can’t work for 2 years and sit on my ass for the rest of my life on your dime. Make it proportional to the years served.
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@messymason2021
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2 years
Call me a conspiracy theorist if you want… But I don’t think the current administration has our best interests at heart.
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@messymason2021
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5 months
Wife is baking. She just started the Mariah Carey Christmas playlist. Kill me now.
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@messymason2021
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What a fucking joke the American government is.
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@messymason2021
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8 months
@LordOfThePepes This drop feels like a lifetime ago. And I was there in the beginning.
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@messymason2021
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@rupasubramanya @SaskLass Cue Trudeau’s vacation in 3…2…1
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@messymason2021
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3 years
How do you separate these 2 thru the day?? My heart!!
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@UCbyJP @BIPOCracism Those anal beads?? 😳
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4 months
Wanna know how much I trust my Wife? She does all the banking. I have no idea how much money we have. 🤷‍♂️
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@messymason2021
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2 years
It’s a mathematical impossibility for 10K head of cattle to all die at once.
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1 year
@EdtheSock How many lives were saved by taking Aunt Jemima off a syrup bottle? Or an Indian Princess from a box of butter? How many people are in a better place because they removed Dr Suess?
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@messymason2021
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2 years
The boys put their new collars on. 😊🤗
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2 years
I’m sure there’s room down the end for the Wife and I.
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3 years
In the grocery store. Go to grab a cart man says “nah man.. they’re all broke. I keep the good ones over here” I reply “All the broke ones reserved for dems?” He say “Hell yeah!! You think I’d let them have the good ones?? The destroy everything!” We laughed. True story.
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@messymason2021
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1 year
@LioUrKing @itsDLUCZ @MoreCrazyClips No! It’s not my responsibility to make sure you don’t crash.
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@messymason2021
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@VanSolo10 @jsmith4966 @Travis_in_Flint The Forefathers decided on per diem. Per day. You don’t work, you don’t get paid. These bastards took 4 years off when Trump was POTUS! And we paid them. Name a job like that.
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@messymason2021
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@susieq1007 Know what’s funny? The ambulance. The security. All for a man who isn’t POTUS? 😳😎
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@messymason2021
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7 months
How cute is this? 😊
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@messymason2021
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1 year
Where’s Damar Hamlin? 😳
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11 months
Remind me again why we’re sending billions to Ukraine?
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@messymason2021
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3 years
In WinCo this morning. An employee said to me “Sir...Sir!! We’re required to wear face masks while we’re in the store”. I responded “For the whole day?? That sucks balls...” and kept walking. If you don’t stand up this will never end.
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1 year
@annalisakiwi @ReplyGPT Netflix can make me a sammich without burning it.
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@messymason2021
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2 years
Anyone know what’s going on? Cams are down too. 🤷‍♂️ Pew pew?
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@messymason2021
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3 years
Anyone ask the Magic 8 Ball when all this shit will be over?
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@messymason2021
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7 months
Ben Shapiro has gone off the deep end kids. If you don’t agree with him, you’re brainwashed by Hamas or you hate Jews. I don’t think he’s coming back from this one.
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2 years
I just had an idea!! Why don’t we ship all the vaxxed people who want to live by a demented sense of father knows best to Canada and we take in all the Canadians who want to live free away from dictators and tyrants. We can even give them another president and vp… Genius.
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3 years
There’s something wrong with this one.... 🤭
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2 years
These guys…..😊
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6 months
Mood cuz it’s my birthday. 😎
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2 years
How did sending 40 billion to Ukraine make you safer?
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3 years
Who wants to play “How are they gonna try to distract us next?” I’ll go first. Another bomb threat.
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@CalenArcher @MJTruthUltra Remember when Orange County turned Red in 2018 but they miraculously found vote and switched the entire place Blue? I do.
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3 years
Morning kids! If they’re not gonna step up and call Fauci out, I say #DefundPeta What say you?
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@messymason2021
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2 years
When Musk gets rid of the bots a lot of blue checks be like “Ummmm… where did all my followers go?”
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3 years
Trip home from the cabin. Brothers don’t shake hands... brothers gotta hug!! 😊
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1 year
@nypost @Rightwingmagam1 FBI must’ve been busy. Writing.
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8 months
I’m drunk.. who wants to argue about anything? I’ll start.. Oliver Anthony had his 15 minutes of fame.
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2 years
Pssssst.... I think they’re trying to kill us. 😳
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1 year
@JulieSnark The elites know what oil is. In the Bible they talk about Sheol (pronounced Shoil) 🤷‍♂️ Funny.. no one discovered a fossil until the early 1900’s. Ever try to squeeze one? Hard AF!! You’re not getting liquid out of that.
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10 months
@BrockRiddickIFB 2 terrorist passports survived that? 😳😶
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2 years
Tornado sirens going off all around. Loud. “OMG what are you gonna do??” Me?? “Imma bbq these steaks” 🤷‍♂️
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@Gigiluvs2020 @catturd2 Yup! And if my dogs don’t like you, guaranteed I won’t like you either. They’re great judges of character.
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@RealJustinWade @Saharaarab @SiriusBShaman Not anymore.. now they’re called rubble. 🫢
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2 years
Morning kids!! Which one are you gonna be today?
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4 months
Want to be banned from social media? Tell the truth.
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7 months
@UCbyJP @BIPOCracism So you hung them on your hair? Seems a bit odd, wouldn’t you think..
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@PathlessPilgrim Left or right, this should anger everyone. Indefensible.
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@dom_lucre Do the math… they all must’ve been pregnant at 14. And that’s not profiling!!
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They got you again kids… picking a fuckin side in a war that doesn’t concern us. Y’all being played hard! Meanwhile our border is wide open. How bout y’all pick America for once?!!!?
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Picked my Wife up at the airport from a work trip in California. Happy to announce she came home neither liberal, gay or a drug addict.
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2 years
T’was 2 nights before Christmas 🤭🤗
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@TheStevenSunn @AntonioTweets2 @TedLogan1010 He refused the central bank. They murdered him.
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@RealDrJaneRuby It will only take 3 days. Every trucker parks their truck for 3 days. Everyone stops work for 3 days. Stops buying anything for 3 days. Worldwide…. This will all come to an abrupt end.
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We’re under a tornado watch until 10:00 tonight. I just strapped down my beer fridge. 😎
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2 years
There’s a special place in hell for people who do this. 😓
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2 years
@buddhaumd @JosephMicheli14 @msjulie_2001 What? To do it to someone else that isn’t prepared?? Drop him in his tracks.
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1 year
@ninoboxer My boss’s parents are in El Paso. They are beyond themselves with fear.
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@Travis_in_Flint The locks on my doors ain’t for me. 😎
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2 years
Morning fuckers! Get the oil changed in your car today or mine won’t run properly!
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1 year
Good morning terrorists! Question: How does someone go from being caught banging a Chinese spy to all of a sudden gay?
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3 years
Happy, relaxed dogs. My fave!!! 😊
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