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megan
9 years
colors // halsey {ft. @LukeIsNotSexy }
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6 years
@McKinleyKitts @halsey BUT HE. TALKS LIKE A GENTLEMAN
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6 years
the truth
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13 days
“emo” is when i like to listen to it and shake my booty to it “midwest emo” is also when i like to listen to it and shake my booty to it “5th wave emo” is when i like to listen to it and shake my booty to it as well “skramz” is when i like to listen to it and sh
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6 years
every time someone with the username twentyønefallingdiscøcrybabies comments “what is fløør we want tøp when will the hiatus end” on a flor mv I descend to a deeper level of hell
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2 years
i’m gonna miss brockhampton, all 25 members and 210 assault allegations had a special place in my heart :(
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2 months
ppl who hate on furries are cowards and I’ll die on this hill
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9 years
can we take a moment to acknowledge the members of the clique that didn't make it to today |-/ #blurryface
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5 years
camp cope last night
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6 years
this one came from the heart
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6 years
donttrustme by 3OH!3 and kiwi by harry styles are irrefutably 2 songs about the same girl in this essay I will
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9 years
"who cried during the Ode To Sleep video?" #12to12000 |-/ http://t.co/25t0LaEmes
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6 years
crazy
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3 months
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megan
7 years
ah shit I spilled my cereal
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megan
6 years
no tea no shade but why does mckinley look like an extra in a movie adaptation of any dystopian teen novel
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6 years
All Eyes On @flor tonight⚡️⚡️
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9 years
ppl at school tomorrow: hey friend why are you crying? me: *mutters unintelligible twenty one pilots lyrics and sobs* #stressed øut
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megan
7 years
u know the "boop boop. boop boop. boop boop. boop boop boop." intro in 2/14 by the band camino cuz yes that's my religion
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megan
7 years
@jessicapulos @ELoouise 1) the lead singer of atlas genius is infamous for being a big ol sleaze 2) but on this tour he's been groping girls and doing more than just flirting with them, and has been being super gross!! 3) some gals on here are bringing a lott of attention to this situation s/o to them!!
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5 months
listen i don’t mean to discredit any musicians but yes I do because good drummers are absolutely undoubtedly 100% streets ahead of every other musician no matter how good they are
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6 years
flor: exists top stans that are still shocked fbr has the audacity to promote anyone outside of top:
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6 years
7 Ways To Spruce Up That Ugly Shirt Your Favorite Band Made/Sold And You Bought Solely For The Sake Of Supporting Them
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megan
7 years
i just fuck man i just love flor wow
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7 years
when co.yh goes from unsaid to spoiled
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6 years
boys who make/are into music are either super cool to hang out with or they’re dry and entitled and will call you a hoe for not listening to their bandcamp at the drop of a hat there is no in between
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5 years
no more describing genres as “alternative indie” or “pop punk” in 2019. only describing them like “fully clothed bathtub pop” and “catharsis by laying on your driveway in 10 degree weather indie” is the wave
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6 years
full offense but everyone saying the walk outs today are disrespectful because we should honor the victims and not politicize their deaths are 100% using that as a scapegoat to comfortably continue to do nothing in the way of inspiring change js
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megan
6 years
flor and the band camino are both each other’s # 1 related artists on spotify did some1 say....................... tour
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5 months
cooked
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6 years
also happy valentine’s day a.k.a. 2/14 (by the band camino) a.k.a. one of the best songs ever created
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2 months
just had my 1st ticketmaster experience trying to help my friends get all things go tickets and all i can say is: burn it to the ground
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megan
6 months
arm’s length, equipment, harrison gordon what r u doing tomorrow what r u doing i’m freakin out what r y DOINGGGG
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megan
6 years
I know this gets said time and time again but ᵗᶦᶜᵏᵉᵗ ᶠᵉᵉˢ ᵃʳᵉ ʳᶦᵈᶦᶜᵘˡᵒᵘˢ ᴵ ʲᵘˢᵗ ˢᵖᵉⁿᵗ ᵃˡᵐᵒˢᵗ $⁶⁰ ᵒⁿ ᵗʷᵒ $¹⁵ ᵗᶦᶜᵏᵉᵗˢ ᵇᵉᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ ᵒᶠ ᵖᵒᶦⁿᵗˡᵉˢˢ ᶠᵉᵉˢ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᶦʳᵏˢ ᵐᵉ ˢᵒ ᵇᵃᵈ
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6 years
vinyl theatre fans are the nicest collective fanbase out there don’t even @ me
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megan
10 years
Shoutout to all these wonderful people <3 http://t.co/jOrjQIiMkr
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megan
7 years
you: December 2nd me, an intellectual: the anniversary of the day the iconic artists of flor and lostboycrow released their collaborative single, Still Standing Still, a song that shookt the nations
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6 years
let’s play a game called be respectful toward artists you love (or even don’t love!) because they are in fact real people and deserve to be treated as such!!!! oh man!!!!
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3 months
hey girl, all this talk of harrison gordon has made me realize I need you back, and I just need to shoot my shot(s). no need to text back. hi to your mom
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9 years
i wonder how teenage tyler would feel if he knew that this wedding was in his future i'm glad tyler joseph is still alive
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6 years
I hope donald trump didn’t see a single dog today
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5 years
🤪🤪🤪
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5 years
unpopular opinion but the editing in shane dawson’s conspiracy theory videos is so annoying
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6 years
in the next few weeks hundreds on people are gonna see flor and hear their music for the first time ever and go home and listen to their whole discography and tell all their friends about them and that makes me SO excited ohhhh maan
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megan
6 years
................... sizzy fans r so hot whatttt
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LOOK AT U GUYS 😭🍍
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I mean this in the most offensive way possible: if u ever call a woman or someone you perceive as a woman a “groupie” because they’re a fan of music, swiftly die
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6 years
hi, my name is megan, and I just got my account locked because I saw something saying that’ll happen if you change your display name to elon musk and I didn’t believe it
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🎧🎞️Ellen !! FH
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The list goes on and on and on
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2 months
no but seriously imagine it. youre seeing sunmerbruise at fauxchella. everyone’s having a great time. summberbruise seem a little excited. “We have a surprise for you guys.” Mike says. All of a sudden sayp comes out and starts singing “everything you need.” everyone in the crowd
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6 years
I don’t pause enough to appreciate how absolutely amazingly stunningly musically talented flor is. they definitely have a sound that’s their own, but it still varies so much that it never gets stale. and their songs are so external but personal all the same, they’re just so magic
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7 years
i need to be in love w someone so I can relate to vance joy's music, then have them rip my heart out so I can relate to lorde's music thnx
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6 years
the truth is out there
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6 years
hating an artist because they changed their sound (esp if they’ve been a band for 10+ years lmao!) doesn’t make you special and that’s the tea
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megan
8 years
@alexissrenae if men controlled themselves & were willing to settle down w/ wives instead of being rapists then s.a. would be less of a prob
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megan
7 years
@babysnitchery I think it’s more so the fact that 10 years ago people shopped at thrift shops because it was all they could afford. now, thrift shops are wayy more popular (which is great!! I totally agree with your points 100%) but they prices steadily go up, hurting the..
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megan
6 years
flor is happiness and dancing and hope and personal and external and moldable and love and colors and I love them with all my heart
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5 years
i saw the picture of shawn mendes holding j*red l*to’s head and thought “it’s finally happened. rejoice.” but i was immediately incredibly disappointed
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megan
6 years
when u see a cute girl out and about
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6 years
yesterday this guy came into my work and asked me to make a drink that said “will you go out with me?” on the side of it and today he came through the drive thru with a girl in his car and called me over to let me know “she said yes!” !!!!!!!!
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6 years
I have massive friend crushes on 100 different people but I also lack the ability to make any human connection beyond conversation so it’s cool
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6 years
wow can you believe the word “floor” isn’t even part of my vocabulary anymore I Hate that typing “flor” is just a reflex now
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6 years
I just fell asleep on the flor at work how’s your week going
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6 years
r u ever so stressed about school that u just shut down and recognize that this is a very avoidable problem but something in u is still like “no you can’t do work because then there’s just more work and there’s no point cuz ur gonna die so like //:” wow weekend mood
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6 years
I kno it’s a running joke about how no one knows what zach is singing ever but his whole thing about how he likes to let people hear what they need to hear in flor’s music makes me soft
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megan
7 years
@babysnitchery people who initially shopped at them because it was the primary place they could afford to get clothes. (and they still do shop there, it’s just getting more and more expensive which can be really hard on people.) supply and demand and popularity and all that
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6 years
y’all see that 🌿 emoji I can’t believe halsey is being flor for halloween
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I think u guys are gonna like it 🌿
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6 years
when your paycheck is double what you thought it was gonna be
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1 month
WHERE MY DAWGS ATTT
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6 years
anyone: h- milkk: this band started as a joke. I can’t believe how many of you support us. milkk is a family. I roast you a lot but I really love you guys. can’t believe the overwhelming love. I don’t care how long you’ve been here, we love all our fans. if you’re reading thi
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6 years
dunkin is getting donut fries and a donut with shark shaped sprinkles in july but you didn’t hear it from me
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6 years
we been knew millie
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1 month
whoever keeps hiding/dropping these little ducks around kzoo. keep it up
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9 years
@musicalbethan so it's been a year since this ep came out and I'm still insanely in love with it. it's so perfect xo
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5 years
I know the “i liked this band/artist before they were famous so I’m superior😘” mentality is dumb BUT liking an artist before they get big typically goes to say something about your tendency to support smaller/lesser known artists and i think that’s valid
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6 years
haha I have a really weird music taste I like super underground bands like lany and bleachers but also punk rock like panic! at the disco and fall out boy🙊🙈don’t judge me
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6 years
bands who handwrite notes and put them in their merch packages have bde
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6 years
how do u tell ur favorite artists that u cry to their music every night but in a good way
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6 years
hey everyone this is my official announcement that this twitter is now a mason ramsey fan account I hope u choose to follow me on this journey into yeehaw
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6 years
story time::: a woman took the lid off of her drink and threw it at me while I was taking an order and like 10 people watched it happen and my coworker went “you don’t have to throw it Bitch” ?????? d*nkin is wild🤪🤪🤪🤪
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6 years
@ my parents thanks for making my middle names begin with “m” and “d” so I can sign everything “megan m.d.” and I look like a doctor it rly helps my self esteem
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2 months
I have to be da barista with the coolest hats
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6 years
he rlly hasn’t changed
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7 years
things y'all sleep on
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7 years
this girl just came up to me in lunch and said "you like flor right? they're touring, do you wanna see them together?" oh my oh my oh my
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7 years
which guy of flor just rick rolled us in 2017 this is blasphemous
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9 years
"we're so tired, our gloves have come off" @nto1927 http://t.co/HgnkgUqxd5
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6 years
not to be dramatic but I want nothing more than to see the wldlfe become fckn huge!!
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5 years
DIS HAIR MAKES ME LOOK EVEN PALER THAN I ALREADY AM HAHAA
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5 years
not to get political but bands have no obligation to follow their fans and it’s important ppl realize that lol!
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7 years
top: *doesn't tour/make music for 2 seconds* fans: dO UXTHNK THEY'RE BREAKINGNUP IM GONNA SHIVE A DRUMSTICKCUP MY ASS WAITBBUT WHAT IF
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7 years
do twenty one pilots fans know what a hiatus is
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6 years
i’ve started telling people I want to have a job in the music industry which feels like im making my pipe dream way too real
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6 years
get in loser we’re overthrowing the government
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6 years
happy valentine’s day aka the day the wldlfe officially releases I Don’t Mind, a certified banger!!!
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2 months
credit where credit is due I stole this from my favorite bar bathroom graffiti
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2 months
my body my choice my chemical romance
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6 years
you’ve heard of procrastinating, now get ready for: being so emotionally drained from procrastinating all your life that you get to the point where a deadline is approaching and you don’t even half ass it to get it done you just: pretend it doesn’t exist and don’t do it at all
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6 years
Guys In Indie Bands Always Have Such Nice Shoes And I Always Forget To Ask Them Where The Shoes Are From: a memoir
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6 years
shoutout to walk the moon for uhhhhh existing
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2 months
is this anything
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