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My trans little brother is such a fucking asshole LMAO

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@CamronGiambitti I live life on the edge

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@Principaljshag For real

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@pashionhodges He’s so funny

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@angel_0f_deathx @FridayInHalifax People who are homeless that weren’t foster kids who aged out are actually humans too!

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For all of you horny people in my dms I don’t do onlyfans but my bestie does and she is much hotter than me @nakedd0nut

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Happy Easter I am gonna eat ham for the 4th meal in a row

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Any time I take a bath he just sits here with his tail in the water

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I got too high

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@iamchriscoro Rape is soooooooo funny

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It’s so fucked up that I can’t tell people to k*ll th*mselves on here anymore

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Does anyone on here draw I need someone to draw something for me so I can make a rug out of it but I suck at drawing things i made up in my head

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I feel like you have to be smart for therapy to work like no way that works on stupid people

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@angel_0f_deathx @FridayInHalifax “ my view of homeless people changed forever” so what was the before view

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This is the fame and recognition I deserve. I am so funny and hot.

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Sober totally sober not at all hammered

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I think yesterday was the coolest day of my life

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HELLOOOOOOOOO

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Please look at this I can’t make this shit up

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I’m so glad my “grey set” came and matches and is grey (:

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Remember when I paid a teenager on tik tok $13 to cast a love spell on hannah to get her a boyfriend and she’s been single for 3 full years instead

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Tuck everlasting walked so twilight could run

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Should I tell my boss I’m twitter famous now

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Sometimes you just have to drive to 14000 ft and dip your head in the water

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And on the third day god granted us hot spots

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I’m gonna be real with y’all I am so pretty it’s kind of fucked up how pretty I am

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I got too high

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I do maybe not hate this bar

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I love coming home and taking a nice relaxing bath

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What should I name him

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Yeah I simply am not doing this anymore

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Um hello I did it

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Our reaction to kyle turning the phone to take pictures of shirtless strangers

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Exactly one month until my car breathalyzer is removed and I can drink and drive again

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Sometimes I get home and immediately pee and don’t wanna pull my pants back up but also don’t want to take my shoes off so I end up laying like this for hours

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Great day for annoying people I am so excited

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The extended & 4K UHD remastered versions of the ‘LORD OF THE RINGS’ trilogy will be released in theaters for the first time. Starting on June 8.

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The hardest thing about being a bigger mature reasonable person about things is no one knows when I don’t say something insane and instead keep it in my head for the sake of everyone else so no one tells me good job

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Marissa from survive the raft is a terrible person and deserves only terrible terrible things to happen to her what a fucking psycho

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Do men deserve rights

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My kitten just spit one of his bay teeth out in my lap omg

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I may be a Colorado 7 but I am a North Dakota 9.5

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This is way better than when I went viral for tweeting abt hunter x hunter

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Can I wear this to the club or is it silly

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You have either been to the goodwill bins and you think I am a fashion icon or you haven’t and you think I have special interest frog autism. Either way I am at Trader Joe’s

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Yeah we can hang at my house! My house:

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Have you ever been to the grocery store???? It’s terrible there

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“if i don’t smoke weed before going to the grocery store i will kill myself” do you not hear yourselves? that’s not normal!

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If my parents wanted me to be nice to them they should have raised me to be nicer

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I’m gonna get drunk and text my boss later asking if he’s mad at me for getting us fired

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Beech

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We are so close to the JoJo Siwa professional wrestling arc I can feel it in my bones

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I’ve never owned a kitten before this thing is honestly stupid as fuck

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We love phish I’ve never heard a song but we love those guys

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My 4 lb kitten ate an entire apple pie???? Why would he do that

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Someone got his balls chopped and is not behaving

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I am out of jail

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I made both a gyno and a psychiatrist apt this morning which is crazy if you know me bc I am 27 and never been to either of those doctors and I also think psych meds are witchcraft that will make me boring

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No one wants to eat a 1/4 of mushrooms at the club anymore

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Should I go blonde be honest

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Put a finger down if when you were 18 your boyfriend dumped you and then died and they used a picture of you on the back of his dirt bike for the funeral cards but cut your head out of it so it’s just your headless body on all of the funeral cards anyway rip Ty

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I might be a 7 at the club but I am a solid 10 at the mechanic shop

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Everyone say hbd Mel!!!!!

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@wldheavn You seem like you would be really chill and fun and not at all terrible to be around

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Calling tackle stores one by one saying “hey my dad said you might be willing to put the line on my fishing reel for me” util one says yes bc my dad assured me I could never do it and to not even try

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My dad got a dui he wants to be me sooooooo bad

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Huey is out of jail (the other room) and is now on house arrest (chained to my ankle because he keeps chewing cords)

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Why hasn’t someone shot Adam 22 yet

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I could quit drugs but I could never quit being silly on twitter

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Crying in the car before Easter brunch and Kyle said “we should put something fun on like fergie or something”

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I will never forget the day that I told my court mandated AA class about blunt cruising and all of their minds were blown like you’re shooting whiskey while driving a semi truck Jerry please

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Tweeting this to quote when I randomly drive to North Dakota

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I wore a crop top and sweat pants to the office assuming no one would be here and everyone that could possibly be here is here 💜

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I love outside

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I’m trying to practice “acceptance” which just means when something pops into my head and fills me with rage I repeat “I have to accept this” in my head and I don’t get any less mad at all

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There is a 0% chance anyone has a more poorly behaved cat than me

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I didn’t know champagne did that if you sipped from the bottle

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She is done she is hung up and she looks amazing someone text this to Pat Flynn

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I really can’t believe I’m this pretty

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1 full gram dab is the same as 1/8 of mushrooms which is the same as 1 mg of Xanax which is the same as 2 bottles of wine

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How much weed do I need to smoke to make it stop

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Okay slay she came out beautiful

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Okay so maybe it took me 6 months but

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I said my Roman Empire is thinking about killing myself at the brunch table today and hannah is the only one who laughed

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I stole a pizza from Safeway instead of killing my self

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The lesbians are running a bi girl smear campaign because they can’t fuck us gay

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Do you think his tail is too long?

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I love talking shit so much it truly makes me feel happy and fulfilled and I will take every single opportunity I get to talk as much shit as possible about anyone at all

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Sharing a Caesar salad wrap with my cat

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Everyone go do an unclaimed property search for every state you’ve ever lived in I found so much money

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This is the funniest client email I’ve ever gotten

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Sharing a quarter pounder with my cat

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How much would I cost at erewhon

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I think if you can break out of prison you should be considered free like what right does the govt have to re capture you

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Friday night activities

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I have decided to stop having any opinions or feelings until I am medicated 💕

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Why does my head hair grow one inch a year and my chin hair grow one inch a day

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20 year olds are dressing so insane these days

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You actually don’t need to be nice or amicable to people who are consistently rude and shitty to you regardless of who they are I wish someone told me that sooner

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Water is like so old do you ever think abt how old water is

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