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hopes up high, head down low

Dade County
Joined April 2014
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@maydahp
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the internet is a lie, and i'm a liar
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@maydahp
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I SHOULDVE PUNCHED HER STRAIGHT IN HER PACEMAKER LMFAOOOOO
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@maydahp
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NEVER in my 18 years of life have I done this, but God told me to. This is a dog I found on the side of a dirt road, with a HUGE tumor hanging from her belly. She has the calmest soul I’ve ever met. In my bio, you can find a link that will redirect you to a go-fund-me page.
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@maydahp
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@lolitasway_ had me feeling like i shouldnt be watching cause wtf lmfaooooo
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@maydahp
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@maydahp
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whores turned wholesome 🤝
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@maydahp
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I hate my school http://t.co/MzXZ5Jhg3y
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@maydahp
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definitely thought this was 2 baskets of prerolls
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Oh my look at these hand painted candles 🥺
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@maydahp
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@jay_live5 @1caula brought that man tacos, a bottle of wine n a good time 😮‍💨🤌🏼
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@maydahp
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on some real 😧 shit
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@maydahp
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bald headed ho shit 👩🏼‍🦲💙
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@maydahp
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there’re so many children on my time line saying this is nasty. just say your sex is boring & move on.
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@maydahp
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#My2020Flex hot girl only getting hotter 🔥
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@maydahp
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and we're back 🤣🤝
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@maydahp
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flower power
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@maydahp
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@maydahp
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anyone who finds this funny, can dead ass unfollow me. teach your kids how to fucking act around animals
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@maydahp
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can we just appreciate this 😳 i never notice my weight loss til i do a side by side and wowzersssss lmfao
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@maydahp
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hot girl summer roll call 🤎
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@maydahp
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self esteem high, bank account full
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@maydahp
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let me take you to neverland ✨🧚🏼‍♀️ #tink
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@maydahp
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you do you, i'll do better 🌿
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@maydahp
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old cutler rd. iykyk!!
@TanaTheFleur
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Does anyone else purposely pass through neighborhoods for manifestation purposes?
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@maydahp
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baby just say you have no taste, it's ok
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Bad bunny is so ass omg idk how ya do it 😐
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@maydahp
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i'm sorry but one date in miami is NOT enough for Bad Bunny. he needs to a 2nd date, shit, maybe even a 3rd.
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@maydahp
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just unfollowed someone for singing on their ig story because what the fuck was that
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@maydahp
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@caitlin_cay she said she gon do what to who??
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@maydahp
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oh yeah i went dark 🖤
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@maydahp
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these are for y'all 💗
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@maydahp
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los shots de tequila ni los siente
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@maydahp
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wanna see my wieners?
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@maydahp
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highly favored
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@maydahp
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🍽🍸
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@maydahp
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💈🧼
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@maydahp
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my man so fucking fine 😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞 i want him to live in my coochie
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@maydahp
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whip to restaurant 🐣
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@maydahp
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happy new year from the twin n i <3 #2022
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@maydahp
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dolphin mall is building a cowboy themed bar where you can bull ride. please i have never been so excited so get plastered in public
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@maydahp
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honey lemon pepper wings - y'all NEED to try these omg 😮‍💨🍋🍗 @chefchanel03 on IG pickup only homestead/florida city 📍
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@maydahp
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everyday is about me but this one comes with a cake #24
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@maydahp
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road trippin 🕺🏻
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@maydahp
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not a miami podcast contacting me to spill the tea on what happened LMFAOOOOOOO my god
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@maydahp
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i dont think it's that serious ever lol
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@maydahp
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just had a super eye opening conversation with my therapist and she said that all my problems would go away if i got my pussy eaten from the back and was taken shopping right after idk why but i felt that on another level
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@maydahp
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ceps 💪🏼
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@maydahp
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all smiles 'round these parts 🤠
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@maydahp
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🍸
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@maydahp
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The Sun Tarot card radiates with optimism and positivity 🌞
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@maydahp
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i do what i want, don't report to nobody 😘
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@maydahp
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feelin fine
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@maydahp
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mood
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@maydahp
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fall calls for flannels right?
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@maydahp
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I MISS TRAFFIC SO FUCKING MUCHHHHHHHHHHH
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This store had females in a chokehold. I ain’t forget.
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@maydahp
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feelin sexiiii hide ya girlfriends 🗣🗣🗣
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@maydahp
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orange is definitely my color 🍊🧡
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@maydahp
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me calling white people with dreads ugly on tik tok white people:
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@maydahp
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views from the 305 🎡🎟
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@maydahp
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sabe que está bien dura, to' el mundo lo asegura 💥
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@maydahp
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👋🏼👋🏼
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@maydahp
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me and some bald guy <3
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@maydahp
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me n my lil green dress again
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@maydahp
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happy thanksgiving 🍂
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@maydahp
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you guys ☹️🥺
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@maydahp
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OF COURSE WHEN IM NOT WORKING WE HAVE A LITTER OF SPHINX KITTENS COME IN I WANT TO DIEEEEEE 😭😭
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@maydahp
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you could call me barbie cause i look just like a dolly 🎀💝
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@maydahp
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getting mixed up in the fusionnn 💫
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@maydahp
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anyways. this shit would be nice with a blunt.
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A blunt is definitely not necessary in this scenario. Y’all really need to learn how to enjoy shit while SOBER. Smh, real life crackheads yet “weed isn’t addicting”
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@maydahp
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groovy 🕺🏻🌀
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@maydahp
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pretty in plaid
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🌺🏝
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@maydahp
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happy tuesday
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@maydahp
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he's 20lbs heavier than me 👍🏼
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@maydahp
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thinking someone cares for you the way you do for them is where you'll always be wrong.
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@maydahp
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🧉
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@maydahp
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if it's one thing imma be it's sexii
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@maydahp
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colombian accents are so annoying why are they crying when they talk
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@maydahp
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u know me, always comin w the heat when it comes to my nails ✨🤍🖤
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@maydahp
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@Ogkhail @darlaa_13 whether i got food in my system or not is between my stomach n God lmfao
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@maydahp
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people with veneers scare me. i always feel like they're gonna bite me.
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@maydahp
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y'all fw my pumpkin? 😳😳
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@maydahp
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why my brain be ready to say i love you after day 3 damn bitch relax we'll get there
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@maydahp
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i locked my key in my car for the millionth time and i called my locksmith n he answered the phone "Dimelo, Maydah! Otra vez?" Biiiiiiitch how EMBARRASSING
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@maydahp
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they were soooo fucking clean
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@maydahp
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PLEASE SHARE - at least to find her a place to sleep. PLEASE
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@maydahp
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oh my god... i would have fucking evaporated
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My sister was tryna make a Snapchat video and a fucking roach flew on her face I'm fucking dead lmaoooooo
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@maydahp
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before last night's shenanigans
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@maydahp
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if you ain't got your nails done, you are not it -pop smoke 💅🏼
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@maydahp
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i heard blondes have more fun
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@maydahp
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@peta @_GasMoney please figure this out and get justice for Gucci
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@maydahp
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WHY AM I JUST NOW NOTICING THIS POSTER IN ONE OF OUR ROOMS LMFAOOOOOOOOO
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@maydahp
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🍂🖤
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