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@mayapologies
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3 years
losing a friendship and feeling relief instead of sadness is such a strange feeling like damn i didnt even know i was suffering like that
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@mayapologies
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5 years
im fucking crying never did she jump like that HSJSJSJSJSJS
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4 years
the breonna taylor tweets are really starting to feel like the "Day 678 and Flint, Michigan still doesn't have clean water" tweets in the sense that nobody is fucking listening to us and it's so disheartening like why is getting basic justice for black people so difficult
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@mayapologies
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5 months
im sorry but the vids of her skating are fucking killing me 😭😭😭😭😭
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I never seen a nun like this before
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@mayapologies
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4 years
done w you niggas
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1 year
2020 was actually hilarious when you think about it like white people would log on and be like “IT’S MY BIRTHDAYYYYYY” and immediately get cursed out and told to read the room 😭
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@mayapologies
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4 years
this has been on my mind all day
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@mayapologies
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4 years
.......LMFAOOOOOODHDJSJSJ
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4 years
this is destroying me
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3 years
been crying for 4 hours because i just found out the love of my life that i met through facebook is actually a catfish :( ive sent him so much money man...ladies do NOT trust a man who wont take the memoji off when you facetime them!!! nobody deserves to feel like this :\
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2 years
the line 😭😭😭
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Controversial 'suicide pod' that 'kills peacefully' gets go-ahead in Switzerland
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3 years
did you have sex in high school or did you run a one direction stan twitter
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@mayapologies
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4 months
im sorry but yall have got to stop putting this amphibian on my timeline
@MannFacts
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He looks like your mom’s one high school boyfriend who loved drunk driving that she still mentions every now and then
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1 year
i had never seen everybody so collectively against white happiness before in my life like truly never seen anything like it
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@mayapologies
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3 years
@kykykya exactly $333 because he said he believed in angel numbers like me but idk what's real anymore...
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@mayapologies
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4 years
me after going through da baby's dumpster
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3 years
alright i'm tired of you losers dming me tryna compete w an emoji by sending me selfies talking about "fuck w a real man 💯" bro this is me & my best friend ( @iaintcreativeso ) bullshitting 😭😭😭 thanks for the laughs tho bc i promise im not sending bread to bobblehead cartoons
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@mayapologies
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5 years
lenny kravitz. that's it thats literally the tweet i have nothing more to say
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@mayapologies
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4 years
first time dropping in with a friend 🥰 skating is so fun <3
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@mayapologies
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4 years
my two fave pics doing my two fave hobbies 🧿
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@mayapologies
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4 years
my drug addict high school teen sim just tripped so hard that she found out that im a person
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@mayapologies
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4 years
home alone w my phone on 28% when suddenly it's a tornado warning and the power goes off
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4 years
apparently i have to clarify that i dont think tweets are the answer? all i'm saying is that it's incredibly frustrating that we suffer BLATANT disrespect on our human rights and speak about it 24/7 and nothing happens lmfao but yeah. burn this bitch to the fucking ground
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@mayapologies
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4 years
best thing ive ever done is start telling myself "i reject this thought i'm having rn. i do not want to think this way" whenever my brain starts tweaking and trying to turn me against myself
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4 years
@PlAClD_ oh period!! absolutely
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@mayapologies
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4 years
trump raped some children & just declared a civil war on national television but somehow he has the majority of this country standing right behind him???? yall REALLY have that much hatred in your heart??? i damn near cant believe it like yall gotta be trolling
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@mayapologies
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3 years
crying LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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1 year
history repeats itself
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@mayapologies
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5 years
me when yall rt porn onto my timeline
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@mayapologies
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4 years
i think it's time we had a conversation about this tweet
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@mayapologies
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4 years
@YooSideNigga nowhere near on my level of presentation 💅🏾
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@mayapologies
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3 years
the fact that theyre called dick appointments and not Meat N' Greets is absolutely ridiculous
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5 years
brought out the red bottoms for my 22nd bday
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@mayapologies
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4 years
the way today was so much fun for absolutely no reason
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@mayapologies
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4 years
my favorite painting i've ever done :) the lovers tarot card as black musicians — acrylic on 24x36 canvas
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@mayapologies
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4 years
i give up w men
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4 years
somebody please fucking help me shsjsjsjshsjs
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4 years
now all of twitter knows my ass is flat
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3 years
this was the wildest tweet of quarantine bro im not even gon hold you dhdjdjdjsjs
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3 years
@Kennethsus like......who is raising these niggas
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4 years
i love deleting tweets it's like theyre limited edition...sneak peeks into my brain
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@mayapologies
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2 years
“pro life” my ass cause one thing about me is that i am going to KILL MYSELF if i ever get pregnant
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@mayapologies
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3 years
begging for yall to quit thinking everything is a trauma response like damn maybe judy blume was just in her bag
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@mayapologies
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5 years
@daaija off topic but youre literally so gorgeous omg
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@mayapologies
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4 years
please rt this. like actually please fucking rt this man i've been a bit silent on this but alex has been on my timeline for 4 years now and it's been a full 23 hours since he posted the suicide note like PLEASE rt this and raise attention
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⚧︎Coochie Seasoning⚧︎🐝🔥🇵🇸
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3 years
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@zedababy
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whats yall fav photos of 2020??
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@mayapologies
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4 years
why do men think "I'm sorry I literally fucking suck I suck so much I can't handle it anymore I'm TRASH" is a valid apology LMFAOOOOO
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4 years
meditated this morning and started walking different
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4 years
ive officially found the prettiest instagram filter
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@mayapologies
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4 years
she said "yall poor but i'm not! yall be easy ✌🏾✌🏾✌🏾" im cryingggg
@KimKardashian
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We danced, rode bikes, swam near whales, kayaked, watched a movie on the beach and so much more. I realize that for most people, this is something that is so far out of reach right now, so in moments like these, I am humbly reminded of how privileged my life is. #thisis40
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4 years
@alemalemalemale STOP LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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3 years
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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3 years
@rosaparkinsons and why is it poking like that
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4 years
i would also like to join 🥺
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3 years
how much do you have to hate yourself
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4 years
cant stop thinking about how my friend said a man dmed her like "How are you real 😍" while she was dissociating & she almost lost her shit LMFAOOOOOOO
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4 years
i deadass have never laughed harder in my entire life
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4 years
i cant fucking believe i lost myself to depression a few years ago and spotify decided to highlight that and say g-eazy was my artist of the decade man this isnt funny anymore
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4 years
who knew i could rock a dark lip
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4 years
I went to the microwave, put the chicken in, and there was a button that said chicken. I think cooking the chicken in the microwave is like the most sanitary thing to do. Plus, it doesn’t have all the extra calories from the grease.
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@kenziecae im sorry but this has me crying rn
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4 years
going to the dentist today to figure out why my tongue is so long and my throat is so deep and moist and the perfect size for a dick man i hope everything's okay 😞♥️
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3 years
anyways 🥰
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this is the worst day of my 23 years of life
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4 years
yeah this is personal but i just wanted to say that 2 years ago i left university of michigan bc my mental health was THAT poor & i just got approved to go back in january :) im going back to school!! life is good
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one of my professors from last semester just emailed me and i've never smiled this fucking big in my life omfg 🥺🥺🥺
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2 years
i have never seen a group of people more addicted to suffering than americans like please ask yourselves why do you feel like life should be hard & why you flat out dont want it to get easier
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no bc what the hell is going on with my professor 😭😭😭
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my students keep randomly drawing me and handing me their art after class like 🥹
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@fisheszoo tbt to when it was a huge deal when someone on the timeline got a boyfriend like good god we were losers 😭
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4 years
tired of wasting my best boob years by being modest so fuck it 😌 tiddies on the timeline
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omg i got the vaccine and the doctor missed my arm and accidentally shot it in my coochie & said i could die unless someone sucked it out 🥺 i would never ask you guys for a favor like this but please help me out....
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4 years
i know yall arent sexualizing three bitches w no fingers
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3 years
memes be a little bit too loud sometimes
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packing for school & just found my passport photo from when i was 13 or 14 where my mom made me cry before taking it bc i failed a test LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO
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no im in tears bro i bought my first lil bong of this cute giraffe and they sent me this angry ass shit like what happened LMFAOOOOOOO
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yall dont think tweeting shit like "Don't forget to pee after sex and arrest the cops that killed Breonna Taylor ✨" is weird?? like not even a little bit??
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my vibrator broke so my man sat in my lap & farted 8 times back to back to make me orgasm 🥺 he became my own personal vibrator 🥺 being in love is such a wonderful thing man i hope u all get to experience this one day 🥺
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