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Max Laughton

@maxlaughton

3 years

Matt Damon did a live TV interview in the US… from a TAB?

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3 years

“As a parent, it’s really personal.” Matt Damon joins us from Australia to talk about his upcoming film #Stillwater , in which he plays a father willing to go to any lengths to protect his daughter.

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27 days

Literally if Port and Freo just stand there and don't touch the ball, and it's a draw, they finish 2nd and 8th anyway. Do nothing, you cowards

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Max Laughton

@maxlaughton

4 years

Booing Adam Treloar, who was essentially forced out of your club and said just days ago he still loves the club. Righto.

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@maxlaughton

2 years

Carlton is the first VFL/AFL team to sit inside the top eight after every round except the last since Carlton in 1977. @FOXFOOTY

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@maxlaughton

4 years

The last 7 #Brownlow winners grew up in a town or suburb without a McDonalds (per Reddit). Ablett, Modewarre Priddis, Manjimup Fyfe x2, Lake Grace Dangerfield, Moggs Creek Martin, Campbells Creek Mitchell, Ashburton There is no Maccas in Kybybolite, where Lachie Neale grew up.

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1 year

Sydney's loss to Melbourne, combined with other results this weekend, officially means Adelaide would've played finals (and Sydney would not have) if the Swans-Crows result had flipped... @FOXFOOTY

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6 years

Every team that has drafted a Rioli has won the #AFLGF within 3 years. 1990: Hawks draft Willie Sr. Win ‘91 flag. 1998: Dons (rookie) draft Dean. Win ‘00 flag. 2007: Hawks draft Cyril. Win ‘08 flag. 2015: Tigers draft Daniel. Win ‘17 flag. 2016: Eagles draft Willie. Win ‘18 flag

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5 years

You’re not cool for doing unprotected chair shots to the head, @AEWrestling . #FyterFest

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2 years

Cameron Green becomes the most expensive Australian in #IPLAuction history & second-most expensive overall, going to Mumbai Indians for 17.5 crore ($AU3.15m). @FoxCricket

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@maxlaughton

3 years

Embarrassing from Luke Beveridge. Tom reported on a player not being selected, and that player was then not chosen in the 22.

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@maxlaughton

5 years

I’m so sick of seeing this stuff on every single AFLW post we make @FOXFOOTY . A nice photo of all the first round draftees, and the most liked comment by far is a lazy, sexist joke, getting a bunch of likes from young guys, some of them not hiding behind private accounts.

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1 year

2021 Mid-season Draft Pick 1: Jacob Edwards, North Melbourne (delisted today) Pick 2: Jai Newcombe, Hawthorn (polled 18 Brownlow votes on Monday) Not ideal.

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1 year

Bobby Hill recovers from testicular cancer, gets traded for a future second-round pick, and wins the Norm Smith. Nobody knows anything about footy.

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4 months

Is it possible that Port Adelaide, by trying to fix its key defender problem by recruiting key defenders who aren't that good, did not fix its problem

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6 years

Really enjoyed this piece by @StephenMerchant about @RealPaigeWWE , class and pro wrestling:

Spandex snobbery smackdown: why the liberal elite snubs wrestling

The sport has drama, showmanship, and gender equality – as the film Fighting With My Family proves. Yet, because it’s working class, it’s marginalised, writes director Stephen Merchant

www.theguardian.com

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3 years

Congratulations to Melbourne on qualifying for the 2021 AFL Grand Final.

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3 months

Essendon you dummies, if you beat a team in the eight but knock them out of the eight in the process, you still haven’t beaten one

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7 years

Adelaide v Richmond will be the second VFL/AFL Grand Final where no player has played in a GF before. The other was in 1898 (the first GF).

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1 year

what is it with Australia, World Cups and these countries?!

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2 years

First time Melbourne has lost consecutive games since Rounds 15 and 16 in 2020. Both times they lost to Sydney and Fremantle. @FOXFOOTY #AFLDeesSwans

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4 years

Tennis fans booing vaccines and then booing the tennis being on. Righto.

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1 year

tired: Collingwood v Carlton grand final wired: Brisbane v GWS grand final

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@maxlaughton

6 years

Every team that has drafted a Rioli has won the #AFLGF within 3 years. 1990: Hawks draft Willie Sr. Win ‘91 flag. 1998: Dons (rookie) draft Dean. Win ‘00 flag. 2007: Hawks draft Cyril. Win ‘08 flag. 2015: Tigers draft Daniel. Win ‘17 flag. 2016: Eagles draft Willie. ‘18 flag?

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14 days

There are nine possible Grand Final match-ups remaining. Which do you most want to see? Sydney vs Geelong Sydney vs GWS Sydney vs Brisbane Port Adelaide vs Geelong Port Adelaide vs GWS Port Adelaide vs Brisbane Hawthorn vs Geelong Hawthorn vs GWS Hawthorn vs Brisbane @FOXFOOTY

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4 months

The AFL needs to change the rules for draws. The captains immediately go into the middle and play split or steal. Both split: 2 points each One steals, one splits: 4 points to the thief Both steal: Play another full game immediately

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17 days

+50000 aura

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3 years

Rioli nothing + Draper fined + Robinson suspended makes no sense at all, surely.

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1 year

Melbourne is the first team under the current #AFLFinals format to be knocked out in straight sets in consecutive seasons. @FOXFOOTY

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@maxlaughton

3 years

Highest scores this summer England: 297 (103 overs) @StarsBBL : 2/273 (20 overs) @FoxCricket

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@maxlaughton

5 months

The things I do for @DavidZita1 …

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@maxlaughton

5 months

So much for a genuine, remorseful apology then.

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@PrimeWalsh

5 months

BREAKING NEWS🚨 Jeremy Finlayson has responded to his 3 week suspension due to a homophobic slur by stating “the 3 week suspension has pissed him off”. This was said on a segment called “offensive”. #CTEFOXFOOTY

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4 years

If I was an AFL team I would simply schedule a training session for 11:59pm tomorrow night to ensure I will win the premiership due to my head start

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1 year

Unless I'm blind/missing something, I'm almost 100% certain that was a goal for the Crows. What on earth happened?

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23 days

Hawthorn in 12 months going from bottom four & missing on Ben McKay, to playing finals & getting Tom Barrass and Josh Battle instead… what a glow up

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4 months

I’m not ready to live in a world where Carlton, Collingwood and Essendon are all good at the same time. The AFL cannot allow this

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@maxlaughton

4 months

Genuinely think there is a conversation to be had about banning player-specific bets. The way athletes get treated for something so utterly meaningless is so unhealthy.

Sam Mills

@BySamMills

4 months

How much of an absolute loser do you have to be to message a footballer about missing your multi. Get a life you saddos

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@maxlaughton

5 years

The last two times a team played its first #AFLGF ... GWS 1.6 (12) at halftime Fremantle 1.6 (12) at halftime And both teams featured Matt de Boer.

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@maxlaughton

3 years

With 7.74 billion vaccine doses having been given out across the planet, I’m not entirely sure what you would be waiting to learn.

Fox Footy

@FOXFOOTY

3 years

St Kilda's best AFLW player Georgia Patrikios in a statement has confirmed her vaccination status - and, for now, remains on the club's active list. Story 📝:

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6 years

He's one of the most successful Australian esports players. But @overwatchleague star @Custa also shows just how much Aussies have to sacrifice to make it in pro gaming: @FOXSportsAUS @LAValiant

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2 years

We only got these banners installed in the office a few weeks ago…

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2 months

@jarno_opmeer excuse me I am literally editing an australian sports news website right now, this feels like targeted trolling

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3 years

With Craig McRae set to win the Collingwood job, half of all AFL coaches will have either coached or played under Alastair Clarkson. D.Hardwick, L.Cameron, A.Simpson, L.Beveridge, C.Fagan, B.Ratten, S.Mitchell, C.McRae as coaches, S.Dew as a player. Reasonable tree. @FOXFOOTY

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2 months

Why, if you were the Olympic broadcaster, would you replay an event from 21 hours ago in primetime over NADAL VS DJOKOVIC?!

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@maxlaughton

2 years

Jamie Elliott becomes the second @CollingwoodFC player with a game-winning goal after the siren (based on the records we have), after Chris Tarrant vs Adelaide in 2003. @FOXFOOTY #AFLPiesDons

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2 years

At 18.5 crore ($AU3.33m) to Punjab Kings, Sam Curran becomes the most expensive player in #IPLAuction history, surpassing Chris Morris (16.25 crore in 2021). @FoxCricket

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6 months

This is the first time in VFL/AFL history both reigning Grand Finalists have started 0-2. @FOXFOOTY

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@maxlaughton

1 year

@BenFordhamLive Ben, are you also confused when someone says they’ve got your nose?

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1 year

Adam Kingsley has to be coach of the year now. Bottom four to winning a final while losing two very good mids.

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@maxlaughton

4 years

. @Adelaide_FC is the first wooden spooner to beat a Grand Finalist from the previous year in Round 1 since 1971. (North def Carlton). @FOXFOOTY #AFLCrowsCats

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@maxlaughton

2 years

Sydney has finished 3rd three times this century. 2005 - finish 3rd - win the flag 2012 - finish 3rd - win the flag 2022 - finish 3rd - ???

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@maxlaughton

3 years

Jeremy Cameron vs GWS in a semi-final. Yes please

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4 years

Adelaide has won its first wooden spoon, leaving @PAFC as the only VFL/AFL club without one. WOODEN SPOONS 27 - STK 13 - NM 12 - MEL 11 - HAW, SM/SYD 8 - Fitzroy 7 - RIC 5 - CAR, ESS, GEE 4 - University, FOOT/WB 2 - Bris Bears, BL, COL, GC, GWS 1 - ADE, FRE, WC 0 - PA @FOXFOOTY

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@maxlaughton

3 years

You don’t get vaccinated just to protect yourself. You get it so EVERYONE is less likely to get sick. You get it so anyone vaccinated who still has extra risk (like me) is less likely to get it. You get it because it’s so simple to do and incredibly safe.

Mitch Cleary

@cleary_mitch

3 years

For full context - transcript of yesterday’s chat with Demon Tom McDonald on his vaccination stance. McDonald is vaccinated himself @7NewsMelbourne

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2 years

The newest footy video game, AFL 23, is out on April 13. Features: Management Career Mode, creation tools for your own clubs, players & stadiums (and share them online), & 4-player online & local co-op with crossplay. Available on PS4/5, Xbox Series X/S, Xbox One, PC. @FOXFOOTY

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4 months

EXCLUSIVE @FOXFOOTY Schnitz correspondent @DavidZita1 reviews ‘The Schnitaco’

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3 months

they just know how to have the rules not be enforced

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5 years

The fact that he bet on the specific margin and in markets he could personally manipulate... I'm staggered it's ONLY a ten week ban. The amount of money involved is irrelevant.

Fox Footy

@FOXFOOTY

5 years

Stephenson placed three bets. Against Bulldogs in Rd 4, Essendon in Rd 6, St Kilda in Rd 9. Included legs on Collingwood to win, winning margin, Stephenson to goal, teammates to goal, teammates to have certain disposal counts. Total $36, all lost. LIVE:

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25 days

EXCLUSIVE . @DavidZita1 samples the Schnitz Beef Schnitzel

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3 months

EXCLUSIVE . @DavidZita1 tries Schnitz ‘Spicy Schnuggets’

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2 years

Gold Coast at home this year... - 30pt win over Carlton - 13pt loss to Melbourne, should've won by 2 on expected score - 52pt loss to Brisbane, should've lost by 16 on expected score - up by 19 on Freo at halftime All against top 4 teams. Are they legit good at home? @FOXFOOTY

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@maxlaughton

1 year

Sydney was in the bottom four after Round 17. They're locked into finals before Round 23 ends. This is a weird season.

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5 years

This is just awesome from @IAmJericho . One of the greatest pro wrestlers ever has generously donated his ring-worn T-shirt from #njwk14 to help raise funds for the bushfire appeal.

Legendary wrestler Chris Jericho’s generous donation of ring-worn Wrestle Kingdom 14 T-shirt to...

Legendary wrestler Chris Jericho’s generous donation to help bushfire appeal

www.foxsports.com.au

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4 months

@Bigdog2477 Salary just goes into my bank account every fortnight

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2 years

Looks almost certain @essendonfc will finish Round 1 on top of the ladder. Since the AFL went to 16 teams in 1995, only once has the team on top of the ladder after Round 1 missed the finals (Brisbane, 2007). @FOXFOOTY

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1 year

West Coast has earned the second wooden spoon in club history, following 2010. Wooden spoons, AFL era 5 - CAR 3 - MEL, SYD 2 - BB, BL, FITZ, GC, GWS, NM, RIC, STK, WC 1 - ADE, COL, ESS, FRE, WB 0 - HAW, GEE, PA VFL/AFL record is St Kilda's 27. @FOXFOOTY

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5 years

@FOXFOOTY No wonder you get stuff like that story of the private school boys chanting vile, sexist crap on a tram the other day. This problem isn't anywhere near being solved and it leads to worse attitudes towards women and it's such crap.

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6 years

Confirmed: The Aussie invasion of WWE has continued with @Jonah_Rock and @ElliotSextonAUS both being signed. They'll report to the Performance Centre this month. @WWEAustralia @FOXSportsAUS

WWE signs Australian pair Jonah Rock and Elliot Sexton, who will report to Performance Centre this...

Exclusive: Aussie invasion of WWE continues as local pair signed

www.foxsports.com.au

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@maxlaughton

3 years

THE GOLDEN SIX Steven Bradbury '02 🥇 Alisa Camplin '02 🥇 Dale Begg-Smith '06 🥇 Torah Bright '10 🥇 Lydia Lassila '10 🥇 JAKARA ANTHONY '22 🥇 Tess Coady's earlier 🥉 makes this the first time Australia has won two Winter Olympic medals in one day. #Beijing2022 @FOXSportsAUS

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@maxlaughton

1 year

300 metre penalty

Lenny Phillips

@lenphil29

1 year

Wonder how Steve Coniglio is feeling

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@maxlaughton

2 years

Hawthorn losing Mitchell and O'Meara and getting no top-40 draft picks this year is interesting...

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@maxlaughton

2 years

"It's one of our least favourite months," the club said.

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@TomBrowne2000

2 years

Melbourne has just provided a statement regarding May.

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@maxlaughton

5 years

First goal in the #AFLGF 2014: Sydney (Josh Kennedy) - lost game 2015: West Coast (Luke Shuey) - lost 2016: Sydney (Luke Parker) - lost 2017: Adelaide (Rory Sloane) - lost 2018: Collingwood (Travis Varcoe) - lost 2019... ??? @FOXFOOTY

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4 months

The Suns’ home-away split is utterly ridiculous. 7-0 at home, average win by 40 pts 0-6 elsewhere, average loss by 32 pts They are 12 GOALS WORSE on the road.

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3 years

Angus Sheldrick.

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6 months

. @CollingwoodFC is 0-3. Joins 2023 Geelong as only reigning premiers to be 0-3 in the AFL era. Last team to be 0-3 and Make top 4 - North Melb 2007 Make GF - North Melb 1976 Win flag - North Melb 1975 ~10% of 0-3 teams since 2000 have played finals. @FOXFOOTY #AFLSaintsPies

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@maxlaughton

6 years

A debut at 13, wrestling around the world and living her dream. Aussie @tonistorm_ is pro wrestling's next big women's star: @FOXSportsAUS

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@maxlaughton

3 years

. @westernbulldogs vs @melbournefc would be just the second all-Victorian #AFLGF in the 18-team era. Both played outside of Victoria.

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@maxlaughton

2 years

Brisbane matches two bids in the top 12 + trades for Josh Dunkley & Jack Gunston in the same trade period, because the points system is perfect and has no flaws

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1 year

This is the first time Essendon has been in the top six of the ladder at any point in the second half of an AFL season in 10 years. @FOXFOOTY

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@maxlaughton

5 years

I feel like this photo of Sydney Stack after bumping Jack Viney has potential as a meme format. #AFLTigersDees

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29 days

To play finals from here, Collingwood needs Port Adelaide to beat Fremantle AND either... - St Kilda to beat Carlton by 151+ points, OR - North Melbourne to beat Hawthorn by 157+ points Neither team has ever won a V/AFL match by that much. @FOXFOOTY

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@maxlaughton

3 years

Collingwood finishes 17th, the worst ladder position in club history.

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2 months

The Tribunal suddenly changing to 6:30pm starts, having been at 5pm for ages, is a direct attack on Zita and we should not stand for this

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27 days

Yeah why not SYD def GWS BL def CAR HAW def WB PA def GEE BL def GWS HAW def GEE BL def PA HAW def SYD HAW def BL

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27 days

Fremantle were third, and 2.3% off second, less than a month ago. A rather large collapse.

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2 years

Such a shame that Steve Price keeps getting silenced. Anyway time to complain about a semi-pro, 5-year-old sports league that’s full of athletes who either barely got to play organised footy growing up, or are actual high schoolers, for no reason. In the paper.

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4 years

. @NorthAFLW ’s percentage of 788.9 after one round just beats the AFL all-time record of 771.4, set by Fitzroy in 1904. @foxfooty

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@maxlaughton

1 month

An awful day. Sam was a brilliant presence in the Fox Footy offices and a fantastic journo. RIP.

Fox Footy

@FOXFOOTY

1 month

Fox Footy is heartbroken by the tragic passing of leading sports journalist Sam Landsberger. Rest in peace.

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@maxlaughton

7 years

Wait wait wait wait. @PFTCommenter is now a co-owner of the @NZBreakers ?

NBL

@NBL

7 years

The @NZBreakers welcome a new ownership group with some #NBA and #EPL flavour in an exciting announcement for the 🇳🇿 club #NBL18

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2 years

njpw’s @rainmakerXokada follows one, and only one, member of @jypetwice on Instagram and just like me, Okada’s bias is Jihyo

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1 year

@jarno_opmeer "I've got damage" isn't a strat Jake

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25 days

It is genuinely absurd and so, so stupid that the AFL has let the Tribunal get to the point that it's running past midnight. Didn't I hear something pre-season about how it was supposed to be less like a court case this year? It's so bogged down in legal nonsense. Ridiculous.

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Max Laughton

@maxlaughton

10 months

Congratulations to @brisbanelions draftee Zane Zakostelsky, who's set to become the first ever VFL/AFL player with the initials ZZ. #AFLDraft @FOXFOOTY

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Max Laughton

@maxlaughton

3 years

Sydney becomes the first team to score 100 points before three-quarter-time against Richmond since St Kilda in Round 16, 2017 - 83 games ago. @FOXFOOTY #AFLTigersSwans

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@maxlaughton

3 years

Teams losing consecutive home preliminary finals Collingwood 1945-46 Geelong 1980-81 Western Bulldogs 1997-98 Port Adelaide 2020-21 @FOXFOOTY

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@maxlaughton

2 months

He’s gone early @DavidZita1

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3 years

Tex Walker has 17 goals after three rounds; his previous career-best was 11 after three. Oh, and at his current pace, if he plays every week he'll hit the ton in Round 19 against the Bulldogs, and finish with 123... just saying. #AFLCrowsSuns @FOXFOOTY

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@maxlaughton

3 months

EXCLUSIVE . @DavidZita1 ‘reviews’ the Schnitz Stick

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@maxlaughton

1 year

Lance Franklin retires one game after becoming the greatest goalkicker in VFL/AFL history, when adjusted for era. @FOXFOOTY

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