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6 months
engineering men have not seen women
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@mastiicore
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5 months
3.9 wale ko phool mile bhai
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see no difference.
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@mastiicore
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4 months
im just a hater
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i hate online classes with a burning passion
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1 year
kinda anti barbie of them to withdraw the pink notes
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7 months
oh no…the jindalisation of ashoka
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5 months
how is the what in delhi???
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1 year
it rains once on campus and suddenly everyone’s celebrating like what r u? a paddy field??
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1 year
they’re everywhere
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1 year
instagram story likes are a graveyard of ex situationships fr
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@mastiicore
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6 months
do u guys ever think about how the sum of all natural numbers is -1/12
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@mastiicore
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9 months
THE CLASS IS GOING ON RN HOW COULD THEY JUST ☠️☠️☠️☠️
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6 months
ashoka prices could neverrrr
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@mastiicore
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11 months
dmrc pls extend yellow line to sonipat, haryana pls i will name my first born after u if i get to go to ashoka directly by metro🙏
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@mastiicore
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1 year
the world is so peaceful when all the econ bros are writing an exam
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4 months
what base is texting on gpay
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7 months
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@mastiicore
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1 year
guys can you imagine the insanity when 18 Ananya’s graduate next year it’s gonna sound like a practical joke
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@mastiicore
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1 year
i hate that whenever im falling sick my immediate worry is that i do not have time to be sick because i have seventeen deadlines
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@mastiicore
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5 months
bhai i swear his acc says 22 😭😭😭
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7 months
however sad this may be, the timing of the wicket was insanely comedic
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4 months
we had classes this week and we have classes next week and the week after that and…i cannot believe this…
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5 months
i hate smoking with paranoid bitches wdym thomson is coning
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i hate smoking with paranoid bitches what do you mean the british are coming
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@mastiicore
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1 month
it's almost time guys I'm so excited
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1 year
guys can you imagine the insanity when 18 Ananya’s graduate next year it’s gonna sound like a practical joke
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@mastiicore
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11 months
“i’ll give you fifty bucks to not be sad” cs bros will literally throw money at everything
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1 month
the fact that i'm gonna lose my institutional email id soon haunts me every day
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@mastiicore
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2 years
guys i cant explain this but just saw tuck shop bhaiya on my bumble
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@mastiicore
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4 months
the fact that the entire student body is in a chokehold and he's really just from noida
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@mastiicore
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8 months
if home is not home and campus is not home then what is? it’s yellow line. yellow line is home.
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@mastiicore
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4 months
i can think of a few
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@mastiicore
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3 months
thinking about how my school's founder had an international arrest warrant against him & Interpol had issued a red corner notice against him & we were all just like..yeah adds character to the plot
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@mastiicore
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10 months
it would be so hilarious if we all log into ams at 3PM just to increase traffic and fuck with ug25 im joking though hahah unless
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6 months
bros gotta do what bros gotta do
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4 months
wake up babe new jazbaa vs rain episode just dropped
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5 months
first thursday night of a sem
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just got home from work
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@mastiicore
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1 year
you might be getting your boss coffee at your internship but mine asked me to get machhli from chandini chowk we are not the same 😋
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5 months
i agree…dangerous
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@mastiicore
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8 months
you know winter is back when the mess lawns start looking like the outside of india gate
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4 months
i refuse to believe chaar diwari is coming bro this is some malicious form of clickbait
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@mastiicore
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2 years
everyone’s having pre campus jitters right it’s not just me na
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4 months
born to hey girl forced to hegel
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1 year
reading casual as causal everywhere is probably the worst thing academia has ever done to me
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@mastiicore
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5 months
this wall played w my fucking emotions
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1 year
call me an asp23 the way im at thalasa rn 😩
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5 months
one of the less tweeted abt change on campus is that the mess commons are now called AC01 Havells student commons
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@mastiicore
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2 months
hungama did for me what Sarabhai vs Sarabhai did for me in 8th grade
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4 months
all of this just to go to a shed in the middle of nowhere
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1 year
almost thought jazbaa is doing an event the way it’s raining
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@mastiicore
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3 years
i swear im funnier irl idhar bas performance anxiety hora hai
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5 months
dawgg
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6 months
i’m too much of a people pleaser, students r asking for regrading and i’m like yes of course here take an A😭😭😭😭
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2 months
who asked him
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2 months
the smartest woman u know is the absolute worst at wordle
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4 months
“the best thing you can do with your education is to not pursue it formally”
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2 years
so tempted ngl
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3 months
need to generate funny tweets abt this hail before someone else does fuck pressure
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7 months
I would have preferred not to be born
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@mastiicore
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10 months
don’t have to pack if you never unpack follow for more tips
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11 months
they’re taking attendance in shuttle 😭😭😭
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@mastiicore
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4 months
meet the team club posts are my worst nightmare i cannot think of a quirky bio under pressure ☹️
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@mastiicore
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5 months
how did i promise myself i will do 4 courses this sem and have landed up with 6 courses and one of them is an 8:30
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@mastiicore
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9 months
whoever came up with perusall i just wanna talk man
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@mastiicore
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1 year
my favourite kind of alcohol is whatever i can get for free truly
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1 month
need these readings to be a reel of a reddit post being read out against a minecraft background
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@mastiicore
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1 year
personally i don’t want any nasty words (cum, laude, etc.) on my degree ✋🚫
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@mastiicore
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6 months
spotify wrap this bereal recap that when’s AMS gonna pull out student directory wrapped
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9 months
what i love about campus is that if you put a speaker anywhere eventually it will invariably turn into a dance party
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9 months
dropped my laptop on its hinge in a class i’m TAing for!!! everything inside me is dead forever!!!
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5 months
rizz 🔥
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8 months
therapy is not enough my friends need to find god
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1 year
just saw rh1….y’all have it worse
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1 year
rh5 is a crime against humanity
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1 year
we’re the senior most batch in undergrad senior most batch in undergrad senior most batch in undergrad senior most batch in undergrad what if i cry
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2 months
AI generated as fuck
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4 months
used to love mishti doi from this one shop as a kid so naturally my father gets 4 huge packs of it every month still
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6 months
paid 414 rupees for two cocktails at social and got 33 social reward points and 120 rupees cashback on paytm this is the best day of my life it doesn’t get better than this
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5 months
i always thought course reg would get easier in third year but only now am i realising that the stakes r higher than ever
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1 year
does anyone know who the previous occupants of rh4 1029 were theres a note for them here 😭😭😭😭
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11 months
living in rh5 is such a menace to my eating habits i simply never want to walk all the way to the mess for some silly ass mess dal
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7 months
shikhandi (chairs remake)
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1 year
yellow line metros that terminate at vishwavidyalaya are the bane of my existence
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9 months
last soldier down 😔
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5 months
there, fixed it
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normalize lying when ppl ask u too many questions abt ur personal life
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6 months
whose idea was it to drop grades at 4AM man that is criminal
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@mastiicore
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4 months
yogurt is 60 bucks and cappuccino is also 60 and omelette is also 60 that’s 180 bucks EVERYDAY just so i can survive 😐😐
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5 months
90 mins into the year😍😍😍😍
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@mastiicore
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1 year
maybe the real grades were the friends we made along the way
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2 months
I must shoot myself
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@mastiicore
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5 months
finally an answer 😔🙏
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sandwiches are really cool
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7 months
you know shit is bad when you call your mother before your exam
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6 months
i would like to thank my jee past and ashoka twt, would not have been possible without you all 🙏💗
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barbienheimer birdie
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3 years
what u know about rollin' down in the deep
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@mastiicore
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2 years
god im not your strongest soldier why must u give me the hardest battles (showing up for an 8:30 class i voluntarily signed up for)
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3 months
sold my ticket and have accidentally copped a free one now?? im not even going..
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1 year
playing spot the ashokan is my favourite thing to do in metro
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@mastiicore
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9 months
serial theft in rh5 has to be the most comically tragic thing happening at ashoka rn dawg wtf is up😭
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2 months
texting a bunch of first years and I do not understand their slangs, it's happening, I'm old
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4 months
what the fuck was that upi id and why was the fucking QR code hyperlinked idec abt char diwari rn i need to pick a bone w the form maker
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1 year
the whole of kalinga is sitting with their laptops open to live tweet the debate im so ready for this
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@mastiicore
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4 months
if u ever think u are chronically online here, please talk to me once 🙏
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1 year
finna write an anonymous email to hercampus what have i ever done to them
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