Sheriff Al-Hadad @mamuvies Twitter profile

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Sheriff Al-Hadad

6 years

Orang Malaysia dengan orang Indonesian makan steak. MY: Ish, daging ni... Liat! INDO: Kenapa, sih? MY: Liat. INDO: Iya, kenapa? MY: Liat!!

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Sheriff Al-Hadad

@mamuvies

3 years

Geng pantang nampak kucing. Tak kisah la pegang rifle pun.

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Sheriff Al-Hadad

@mamuvies

7 months

Omg that's sad. Btw, this one's called: "No beds, no hospitals, no refuge, no skin due to white phosphorus, no life."

David Saranga

@DavidSaranga

7 months

Tel Aviv this morning: “Empty Beds,” an installation which symbolizes the Israeli hostages held in Gaza since October 7 massacre by #Hamas . The bed installation was set up by Bring Them Home Now, a volunteer organization supporting the families of the hostages and the

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Sheriff Al-Hadad

@mamuvies

3 years

"Ini yang aku tak nak bukak parlimen ni. Makin kantoi #KerajaanGagal ."

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Sheriff Al-Hadad

@mamuvies

2 years

Gempa bumi takde. Gunung berapi takde. Taufan takde. Kena handle hujan je. Pun gagal.

Syafiq Aizat

@yo_sapit

2 years

Dont blame hujan. Negara kita memang musin hujan hujung tahun sampai awal tahun EVERY YEAR. Blame your authorities for doing nothing walaupun dah tahu benda ni.

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Sheriff Al-Hadad

@mamuvies

3 years

Probably accurate. Sebab nak bukak kertas siasatan dulu, tengok cadangan apa nak bagi.

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Sheriff Al-Hadad

@mamuvies

4 years

This looks cool until you have to wake up in the dead of night and solve a murder.

Akram Haruka

@Akram_Haruka1

4 years

Korang tahu tak ada train yang direct dari Singapore terus ke Bangkok, Thailand melalui Kuala Lumpur? Ya ada namanya Eastern & Oriental Express dengan perjalanan 3 hari 2 malam di dalam train. Tapi train ni hanya mempunya kekerapan 2-4 kali sebulan sahaja 🚂 [Thread]

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Sheriff Al-Hadad

@mamuvies

3 years

Orang dalam boot boleh cari. Orang kenamaan depan mata buat tak tau.

BFM News

@NewsBFM

3 years

Police have foiled an Indonesian woman's attempt to travel from Nilai to Melaka in the boot of an e-hailing car, to spend Hari Raya with her husband who booked her the ride. She has reportedly not seen her husband in nearly a year. She has been remanded alongside the driver.

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Sheriff Al-Hadad

@mamuvies

2 years

I'm gonna take yet another moment to appreciate how impressive this TikTok is. The editing, the outfits, colour coordination and all... A++

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@IniAlalalannn

2 years

Video tiktok tuan empunya badan dah ditemui ya 😂🤣

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Sheriff Al-Hadad

@mamuvies

3 years

T20 children given everything but still fail in life be like:

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Sheriff Al-Hadad

@mamuvies

1 year

Kereta. You can sleep in your car. But you cannot drive your house.

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@anisssurayaaa

1 year

Untuk fresh grad, patut beli rumah or kereta dulu?

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Sheriff Al-Hadad

@mamuvies

3 years

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Sheriff Al-Hadad

@mamuvies

2 years

Covid ni pun cibai tau. Takde ke nak ragut nyawa menteri pulak?

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Sheriff Al-Hadad

@mamuvies

2 years

He couldn't nail the line, "Seplow ayam, seplow daging."

IndieWire

@IndieWire

2 years

Simu Liu revealed that he auditioned four times for “Crazy Rich Asians” and ultimately lost out on the role. Why? Liu was told he didn't have the “It” factor for Hollywood: "I didn't have that thing that made people want to watch it."

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Sheriff Al-Hadad

@mamuvies

3 years

I'm like the gladiator who married the princess 💪🏻

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Sheriff Al-Hadad

@mamuvies

4 years

PASARAYEW "Ebit Cheaper Than the Rest"

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Sheriff Al-Hadad

@mamuvies

3 years

Because:

Azzah AR

@azzaharahman

3 years

Why actually the poor love to have cars?

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Sheriff Al-Hadad

@mamuvies

3 years

Tak pernah berpihak ke sesiapa, tapi mulai hari ni aku Team Fazura.

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Sheriff Al-Hadad

@mamuvies

4 years

I have a Mustapha Kamal joke but I tak nak benda ni ganggu business papa.

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Sheriff Al-Hadad

@mamuvies

3 years

Malaysian-born Malaysians struggling in own country.

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Sheriff Al-Hadad

@mamuvies

2 years

Unknown to Western audiences doesn't make them "unknown".

IndieWire

@IndieWire

2 years

Steven Spielberg said the Netflix series "Squid Game" proves that "unknown people can star entire miniseries, can be in movies."

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Sheriff Al-Hadad

@mamuvies

3 years

Homestay D'Nyaman

ChrisExcel

@ChrisExcel102

3 years

A Man's room supposed to look like this.

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Sheriff Al-Hadad

@mamuvies

4 years

i.e. "Jangan buat camni, ustaz. Kantoi kitorang tak buat kerja."

Ebit Lew

@Ebitlew_

4 years

Saya mohon maaf pada pihak pentadbiran upsi terutama yang dihormati vice cancelor upsi sendiri yang menghubungi pihak saya tadi supaya saya membuat permohonan maaf terbuka. Saya minta maaf pada semua pelajar universiti lain juga. Saya tengok pelajar macam anak saya sendiri.

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Sheriff Al-Hadad

@mamuvies

3 years

Polis are disproportionately glorified in our pop culture when bomba are the real heroes.

@Tok_Tek

3 years

Abang bomba pro tangkap ular

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Sheriff Al-Hadad

@mamuvies

6 years

Lim Guan Eng Lim Guan BM

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Sheriff Al-Hadad

@mamuvies

2 years

Article on internet: Muslim prayer also has yoga-like benefits for the body. White women:

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Sheriff Al-Hadad

@mamuvies

3 years

Sebelum luluskan korang buat apa, bodoh?

The Malaysian Insight

@msianinsight

3 years

Kerajaan akan perincikan kesalahan kompaun RM10,000, kata Takiyuddin

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Sheriff Al-Hadad

@mamuvies

2 years

Wasn't this like 7.90 only 2 years ago?

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Sheriff Al-Hadad

@mamuvies

3 years

Nope. I'm THIS old.

fei⚡

@h4niya

4 years

you may be old but are you THIS old?

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Sheriff Al-Hadad

@mamuvies

6 years

BN as kerajaan: Berilah kami 5 tahun lagi. Janji tertunggak macam mana pun, berilah kami 5 tahun lagi. BN as pembangkang: Ni dah hari ke-17. Apa yang tak selesai lagi janji PH, ni?

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Sheriff Al-Hadad

@mamuvies

3 years

90% penulis skrip diorang perempuan.

Aliff Mustafa 2.0

@AliffMustafa180

3 years

Lelaki korea tak sweet. Yang sweet tu penulis skrip drama rom com depa.

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Sheriff Al-Hadad

@mamuvies

10 months

8 orang je bayar maintenance fee, pastu gi sergah menteri. Somewhere, this makcik is laughing.

Malaysiakini (BM)

@mkini_bm

10 months

Program MB kecoh, penduduk bangkitkan isu penyelengaraan pangsapuri

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Sheriff Al-Hadad

@mamuvies

2 years

The last time we gave bicycles a chance, we got occupied. Malaya, 1941.

Harman Idema

@HarmaninToronto

2 years

Give bicycles a chance. Amsterdam, 1978. Before it decided to change into a people friendly, liveable city.

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Sheriff Al-Hadad

@mamuvies

5 years

Sehebat-hebat mana pun kau bekerja, hebat lagi yang jaga muzik kat WWE. Wrestler masuk mengejut macam mana pun, dia sempat pasang muzik dulu.

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Barbarian

@Asy_Barbarian

5 months

Bila la orang nk sedar yg perempuan takleh ikut mcm lelaki nk hbiskan usia muda dgn kerjaya. Kami lelaki kne buat mcm tu coz that’s how we build our value. We are born w zero. Women are born w value, all you hv to do is preserve it, and it’s decrease over time. Kita tak sama.

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Sheriff Al-Hadad

@mamuvies

5 years

*Laughs in SPM holder married to a best-selling author and accomplished screenwriter with an MBBS and a Master in Philosophy (Educational Psychology)* Tip: Look for actual men, not overgrown boys.

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Sheriff Al-Hadad

@mamuvies

3 years

Pakcik powerrr. Start video macam penyanyi yodel. Sekali bila start main...

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Sheriff Al-Hadad

@mamuvies

7 years

"Ahh, mampus lah!!" Sekali menang.

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Sheriff Al-Hadad

@mamuvies

9 months

Gordon Ramsay teaching jawi:

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@mamuvies

1 year

He has two modes: Anthony Loke Siew Fook

aku/saya

@bumilangit

1 year

SIAP!!

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@mamuvies

3 years

#Sihir series

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Sheriff Al-Hadad

@mamuvies

2 years

God gave people free will. Oppressors take it away from them. People end up hating God instead of their oppressors. Weird math, but here we are.

Atheist Alliance International

@atheistalliance

2 years

Girls in Iran, where the hijab is mandatory by law, give the middle finger to a plaque with the words "in the name of God, the Most Gracious, the Most Merciful." #FreeFromHijab #NoHijabDay #LetUsTalk

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Sheriff Al-Hadad

@mamuvies

3 years

Drop everything you're doing and watch this. Out now on Netflix.

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Sheriff Al-Hadad

@mamuvies

5 years

Sco pa tu di sini. Sempoi.

Sheriff Al-Hadad

@mamuvies

5 years

Sco pa tu manaa?

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Sheriff Al-Hadad

@mamuvies

4 years

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Sheriff Al-Hadad

@mamuvies

4 years

Bagi la makan benda elok sikit.

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@mamuvies

3 years

LOL yeah, some clients, I tell you... Masa briefing sembang, "We don't want to hard sell our products" but then ask for bullshit like this.

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@facktura

3 years

Kau berlakon drama ke nak buat product review alahai bodoh nye cringe plak tgk dia bercakap dgn vitamin c tu 😑😑😑

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Sheriff Al-Hadad

@mamuvies

3 years

Beli la. Ambik loan 60 tahun.

Jalil Rasheed

@jalilword

3 years

Looking to rent a property in KL and 30% of shortlisted ones, owner (or agent) wants foreign expats only. 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

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Sheriff Al-Hadad

@mamuvies

3 years

Aku tunggu orang summarise je la. Muhyiddin ni dulu cita² nak jadi pembaca berita agaknya.

Astro AWANI

@501Awani

3 years

[LANGSUNG] Ikuti sekarang Perutusan Khas Perdana Menteri, Tan Sri @MuhyiddinYassin di semua platform Astro AWANI. #HapusCOVID19 #AWANIterkini

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Sheriff Al-Hadad

@mamuvies

3 years

How many KJ does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but he needs RM 70 million, no deadlines and multiple scapegoats.

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Sheriff Al-Hadad

@mamuvies

3 years

So other than tudung, banana milk and Chatime, apa benda lagi yang bersabit dengan Neelofa? Just so I know what to avoid.

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Sheriff Al-Hadad

@mamuvies

6 years

Siapa buat cenggini kat aku, putus sahabat untuk 15 minit.

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Sheriff Al-Hadad

@mamuvies

2 years

Orang pernah susah, tak kisah la savings berapa banyak pun, dia akan jimat tang flight ticket; tapi lebihkan hotel, makan, sightseeing, and shopping. You can improve your standard of living, but some "habits of the poor" you'll never grow out of.

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Sheriff Al-Hadad

@mamuvies

5 years

"PH tak perform lepas setahun lebih. Kita kena kembali ke pihak yang buat rosak in the first place."

Astro AWANI

@501Awani

5 years

Kemenangan PRK Tg. Piai milik parti Barisan Nasional selepas Suruhanjaya Pilihan Raya (SPR) mengumumkan calon BN iaitu Datuk Sri Dr Wee Jeck Seng berjaya memperoleh undi berjumlah 25,466. #TanjungPiaiMemilih

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Sheriff Al-Hadad

@mamuvies

3 years

Imagine tulang belakang jadi sampai camtu tapi yang kena risau sama ada baby bump "timbulkan fitnah" atau tak.

𝗞𝗘𝗡

@ruffleseed

3 years

Only a child has truly seen his or her mother's shit up close and personal.

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Sheriff Al-Hadad

@mamuvies

4 years

"Ada sekolah tahfiz-" Geng Haikal: "OMG again?!! This is deplorable. In my TEDtalk I will talk about how Melei Islam bla bla bla..." *Lengthy confessions about Haikal's alleged rapes* Geng Haikal: "I need time to process this."

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Sheriff Al-Hadad

@mamuvies

2 years

Started out quirky and funny, then turns infuriating, then sad. But in the end it's all beautiful.

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Sheriff Al-Hadad

@mamuvies

7 months

Over 90% literacy rate in Malaysia. We'll be just fine.

BFM News

@NewsBFM

7 months

1. The owner of the non-halal Nasi Kandar stall, at Damansara Jaya says that he's not trying to confuse anyone, and he is just running a small business. "I'm just trying to make a living," Suresh G, told NST.

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Sheriff Al-Hadad

@mamuvies

3 years

I know, right? Pelacur at least deliver on what they promise to do.

The Malaysian Insight

@msianinsight

3 years

Gelar PAS pelacur keterlaluan, kata Bersatu

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Sheriff Al-Hadad

@mamuvies

6 years

Macam mana Che Det boleh kerja non-stop, tapi Najib dulu kejap² kena main golf? Che Det guna bateri AA. Najib guna bateri AAA TENTU SEKALI.

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Sheriff Al-Hadad

@mamuvies

3 years

Apa la @Khairykj . Dalam saat² Genting macam ni distribute la vaksin elok².

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Sheriff Al-Hadad

@mamuvies

4 years

Generasi yang sempat tengok Honey, I Shrunk the Kids semua tahu.

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@mamuvies

2 years

Astro AWANI

@501Awani

2 years

"Ia cerminan keperibadian tinggi dan kasih baginda kepada rakyat, tanpa mengira tempat, masa dan cuaca." #AWANInews #AWANIpagi

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Sheriff Al-Hadad

@mamuvies

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Couple of years back, I was in between like 6 tasks. Got distracted from all of 'em when I heard his story. Dude was popular in the '90s. Lepas 2 tahun kahwin, Hidayah (his wife) kena meningitis after childbirth and lumpuh from chest down; among other alarming issues.

elly_sa

@eallyy_saa

1 year

We need more Edika Yusof, not Syamsul Yusof

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Sheriff Al-Hadad

@mamuvies

5 years

Laa... habis kurier nak lintas laut tu macam mana? Naik motor?

MGAG

@My_MGAG

5 years

Dah masuk Hollywood baru nak mengaku Sarawak tu dalam Malaysia ke.

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@mamuvies

7 years

Contohi Man Bai. Dia curi bayangan je. Itu pun mintak izin dulu.

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Sheriff Al-Hadad

@mamuvies

3 years

I give you two

Kyle Koster

@KyleKoster

3 years

Name a television character who would be anti-vax

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@mamuvies

2 years

@annazrulan I'm not even joking.

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@mamuvies

4 years

That's racist. What if the applicant is non-Javanese?

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Sheriff Al-Hadad

@mamuvies

1 year

This is a joke answer. The truth; I'm disgruntled by the fact that not too long ago, you can get both even in a single-income household.

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Sheriff Al-Hadad

@mamuvies

3 years

Is it Majalah 3 or Majalah Majalah Majalah?

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Sheriff Al-Hadad

@mamuvies

6 years

Undi untuk 5 tahun, at least tengok la dalam 4 tahun lagi depa buat kerja macam mana. Ini baru 3 bulan, dah give up dengan kerajaan baru. Apa daaa.

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Sheriff Al-Hadad

@mamuvies

5 years

Sedih juga show ni dipanggil The Last Altimet Show. I would've called it ALTAMAT

Altimet.eth

@altimet

5 years

Shoutout to the big guns @amanracom @awirafael @mrs_zizi @AmirJahari sebab sudi jadikan konsert terakhir aku ni happening. Kalau beli skarang RM79, kalau beli kat pintu RM109. Jangan kata abam tak warning eh! 💯 |

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@mamuvies

3 years

Jangan layan Muhaya tu. If you got standards, never lower them.

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@mamuvies

3 years

Bengap betul. Last² yang on the fence pasal Fahmi Reza (even those who dislike him) swing over to his side.

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@mamuvies

4 years

Undang² baru patut diperkenalkan. Muka Jalaluddin Hassan je boleh ada kat plastik beras.

datuk kamal

@karmenlunarxisc

4 years

Choose your beras

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@mamuvies

5 years

Populasi Jakarta dalam 9.6 juta. Kalau convert ke Malaysia jadi 2,700

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@mamuvies

1 year

😭

Ahmad Faiz

@ahmadfxxz96

1 year

When Rengoku died fighting Akaza 🥹

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@mamuvies

6 years

Intro #GantungTheSeries

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@mamuvies

5 years

It was the envy of second-borns because there's no song called Move Angah.

THE ALL-AMERICAN REJECTS

@therejects

5 years

Celebrating 13 years of Move Along today. What does this song mean to you? Tell us your best #MoveAlongMoments in the comments

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3 years

My groggy ass read this wrong.

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@mamuvies

3 years

First time as a frontliner during the pandemic, this guy tackled a teenager for not staying at home.

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@aliahtt

3 years

What do you remember most about your first job? How old were you when you started working?

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@mamuvies

4 years

If you read between the lines, dude is sick having his children around.

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@neo_fake7

4 years

Kluster Anti-Guru Malaysia sudah muncul gaissss... penat jaga anak kt rumah la tu 😌😌😌

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@mamuvies

2 years

Zaman ada drone ni kita boleh siasat sendiri. "Saluran yang betul" rata² dah tersumbat dengan duit.

The Malaysian Insight

@msianinsight

2 years

Tiada aktiviti pembalakan Hutan Simpan Lentang, kata JPNP

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@mamuvies

3 years

Bodo la

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6 years

If you can do these 3 things; 1. Shelter her 2. Feed her 3. Give her joy you're already a very wealthy man. Be thankful.

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@mamuvies

3 years

Megah Hold Me

bangman

@aimansalim_

3 years

Prime mustapha kamal >>>>>>>

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@mamuvies

2 years

"You open mindef tak?"

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@mamuvies

2 years

Definitely not watching it now. "Saya tak kisah, saya tak ambil hati..." Dah tu saman buat apa?

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www.bharian.com.my

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Sheriff Al-Hadad

@mamuvies

5 years

Asrul: I rest my case. Also Asrul: Like I said, I rest my case. Still Asrul: Ini adalah thread.

Asrul Muzaffar🇲🇾

@asrulmm

5 years

(1/3) Kalau biz operate guna franchise atau exclusive licensing, maknanya franchisor dah ada SOP yang mungkin dah tepati piawai antarabangsa (especially kalau master franchisor dari negara Islam macam Indonesia). Untuk dapat sijil Halal Jakim, yang pegang lesen cuma perlu adapt

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6 years

"Mak, pakai telekung apa pun, solat sah..." - Bisik anak dalam hatinya pulak.

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@mamuvies

5 years

Kedai jual nasi goreng RM 15 sepinggan have no reason to not accept debit cards.

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Sheriff Al-Hadad

@mamuvies

3 years

1. Mahiaddin 2. Azmin Ali 3. Ismail Sabri 4. KJ

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Sheriff Al-Hadad

@mamuvies

3 years

Watching Frontliner. It's really unfair that people bash this scene so mercilessly because the rest of the movie is just as bad, if not worse.

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Sheriff Al-Hadad

@mamuvies

3 years

He talks a lot of sense for someone who dresses like he lives in a lamp.

Aidi Ezzhar

@aidi_ezzhar

3 years

Power jawapan orang alim sebegini. Ramai antara kita ni sibuk dengan freemason bagai. Kononnya pengkaji ilmu alam. Tapi bila ditanya semula tentang amalannya, semua ketinggalan. Tak usah la kononnya kaji bagai nak rak, tapi amalan ke laut. Kuatkan asas terlebih dahulu.