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al 🤎

@mamma__al

1 year

Changed my body from the way God made it, It reflects my altered mind.

𝖦𝗋𝗂𝗆𝖾𝗌 ⏳

@Grimezsz

1 year

Changed my body from the way God made it, It reflects my altered mind.

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3 months

hello, police? yes I just witnessed a murder

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@Cookiclckr4life I think it's meant to be shade towards the stereotype that women only date tall men, and he's not tall

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9 years

Part 3 of my ugly laugh (the finale) : the uncontrollable crying laugh of shame as my pride slips away from me

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@_dokkaebi SAME

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2 years

this is the ideal man. you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

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2 years

For the last 9 years Teo has been my best friend, and it will always remain that way, even if we are no longer together. I won't be online much in the near future, but I'm sure I'll see you all around soon enough. Much love all 💜

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2 years

who has two thumbs and can finally stand up by herself

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2 years

love of my life

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2 years

Swedish healthcare 4 days in the hospital, 2 overnight stays, 9 meals, 2 ecg exams, 1 CT scan. Total: £22

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4 years

I like dick AND pussy!!

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3 years

I married this man

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3 years

love of my life xxxxxx

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2 years

when friends who met online, all fly many hours to meet each other. I love you guys 💚

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3 years

mum, get the camera!!!!!!

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6 years

3 years ago today, we brought luna home!

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3 years

body positivity

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5 years

a lot of you ask me what it's like to live with Teo. Here's your answer:

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al 🤎

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2 years

Today I stood up by myself for the first time :)

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2 years

8 years ago today I moved to Sweden. 17 year old me moving in with a boy I met online thinking 'maybe I'll stay for a year and then come back to England again' now every morning I wake up in our house to this view :)

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5 years

while extremely drunk last night and waiting for the train home @TeosGame started serenading us with a 'flute'...

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3 years

hello I am making my own dreams come true

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4 years

god my penis is just so large I don't know how to cope

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2 years

16 months ago I was suicidal. Today, I am going to bed, excited to wake up tomorrow to tackle another perfectly ordinary day. :)

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2 years

2023 is off to a rough start for me 😎 Read:

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5 years

Yesterday my friends surprised me to celebrate my Swedish citizenship! I was fresh out the shower and very confused hahaha. I love you guys so much, you make my heart so full 💗💗💗💗

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4 years

who likes my new dress?

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6 years

>:) @TeosGame Credit to the random dude who sent me this but I can't @ him lol

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2 years

she is home ❤️ she's recovering. Right now she is high, sad and I think a little in shock. Hopefully in a few days from now she will feel more like herself again. I'm just glad to be able to hug her

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4 years

quick!! everyone look at this picture of me!!

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3 years

5 years ago i filmed the funniest video of my life (no dogs were harmed in the making of this)

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5 years

<3

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2 years

Really fucking disappointed with a lot of you today. So heres what I have to say about it.

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5 years

I broke out of my anxiety shell and went to the gym today everyone say good job alex

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5 years

Rate my new lipstick

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4 years

chubby n cute. who want me???

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4 years

throwback to puppy luna. she was so tiny 😭😭😭

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5 years

my Swedish citizenship just got accepted I'm gonna shit and cum with excitement

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3 years

what marriage after 4 years looks like

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4 years

this time a year ago I tried to kill myself. I'm still working on it. mental health is never easy. I'm hoping that the more help I get, the more I will stop living for the people I love and start living for myself

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5 years

My dog is an idiot And I love her with all my heart

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2 years

2 months ago I vowed to finally get below 80kg, which I have been trying to do for 5 years. Today, 12kg lighter, I did it :)

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4 years

ping pong cum

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5 years

Teo went out to buy pizza. Nice of him to keep me updated on his journey

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5 years

@TeosGame I dno man I think you would be funnier if you were fat tbh

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5 years

Get yourself a man who will run back to the house from the subway to get your jumper for you, so you won't be cold in the evening 😍

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2 years

one month ago I couldn't walk due to a stress induced seizure today in the gym I deadlifted 55kg and managed 100kg in leg press :)

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5 years

me: hey teo look at this girls ass, I think she is so hot. I would love to look like her Teo: mmmm it's OK I guess. I think your ass is better. me: ... Teo: ... me: that's the nicest fucking thing you've ever said to me

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2 years

look at this sexy pic of my husband

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5 years

sex dreams are the best. you basically cum with like... zero effort put into it. you wank... with your mind. an unconscious nut, if you will

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4 years

found this video on my phone and I have absolutely zero context as to what the fuck is happening

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4 years

you guys are scared to moan??? I be in my man's ear like a minecraft villager

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4 years

feeling low so here's a cry for attention

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4 years

Here is yet another picture of me. I'm sorry but I felt cute today

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4 years

'is this seat taken??'

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4 years

when your baby runs away with your phone

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4 years

found this video on my phone and I have absolutely zero context as to what the fuck is happening

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4 years

LMFAOOOOOO THE CONTRAST BETWEEN US

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@ya_gal_al don’t know how you survive tbh

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al 🤎

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2 years

short bisexual wife 🤝 tall gamer husband

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al 🤎

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4 years

my niece (5 years old) only speaks Swedish but she's really into learning english. today I taught her how to say merry christmas and her voice is so... omg so cute my heart can't take it

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4 years

ok I would like to talk about something that happened at the start of my stream today. for those of you who were not there, I will tell what happened. I had been live for 2 minutes and was explaining to chat that I wasn't feeling particularly mentally well today and

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5 years

I've decided that I want to pursue music stuff. I'm tired of thinking I'm not good enough and that I don't deserve it. I just wanna go for it.

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4 years

i've been in england for a month now and it's the longest that teo and I have been apart in 6 years. i get to see him tomorrow 🥰🥰🥰

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3 years

6 years ago at New Years I took this picture of you. This new years we will be remembering you. Rest easy, Max.

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5 years

how my dog reacted to seeing me for the first time after 2 weeks

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5 years

Teo: my preciouuus... Hehe right? because I'm Gimli? Wait not Gimli. What's his name? Golbert????

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4 years

I love this time of year but luna is waiting for the snow 🍁🍃🍂

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5 years

guess who's lost 5kg so far!! everyone say good job alex

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3 years

The last 3 days I've been in quite the depression hole, today being the worst day. even though I feel at my lowest I can still proudly say that my suicidal thoughts are silent. a year ago it would not have been the same. therapy is finally working for me 💖

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4 years

I was 12 and I was 23. Still here, fuckers. Fighting everyday but life is worth fighting for. Mental illness shouldn't be ignored and I'm happy (and a lil scared) to speak up and share my story to spread awareness

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4 years

the sky was nearly as pretty as Luna tonight

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5 years

4 years ago. puppy Luna

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4 years

Rate my fit

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5 years

Stop. Turn around.

Logan Paul

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5 years

headed to Sweden with all my boys! ✈️

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3 years

I just learned that my partner of 8 years does not have an internal monologue. He thinks in images, not a voice. what... the fuck. how did I not know this about him???????

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3 years

Teo just told me my legs make me look like I'm a corpse. great date night : )

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2 years

I officially no longer fit my plus sized clothes :)

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5 years

welcome to my twitter, nerds. #NewProfilePic

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4 years

hello I am now 24 years old

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5 years

I once fucked a guy who's name was also alex and when I was about to cum he was like 'say my name baby' and at that very moment I wanted to get up and leave because sorry sir no I am not saying my own name while I orgasm. Safe to say that relationship didn't last long

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6 years

I just wanted to take a cute video of me smushing Luna's face in peace...

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al 🤎

@mamma__al

1 year

I can't believe it's been 7 months and I STILL have to send this tweet to people who harass me online. leave me alone lmao

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4 years

people will say “I’m not gonna take the vaccine because I don’t know what’s in it" and then eat mcdonalds chicken nuggets

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2 years

puhLEASE look at the burgers @TeosGame and I made for dinner today (yes we made our own jalapeño mayo too)

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5 years

a story, by me:

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6 years

luv u @TeosGame

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4 years

A few things to unpack here. 1. There's nothing wrong with men being friends with women. 2. My relationship is none of your business. 3. They are not TEOS friends they are OUR friends. fucking idiots in this world, honestly get a life

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2 years

my two goofy boys

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5 years

the worst kinds of people: -people who try to get on the train before letting others off first -people who take up a seat with their bag -people who talk/use their phones in cinemas -groups of people who take up the entire pavement and walk slowly -people who smoke in crowds ty

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5 years

here's a reminder of how cute I can be when I actually make an effort