Malheurt @malheurt Twitter profile

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Malheurt

@malheurt

4 months

Nothing matters 😊 I’m alive

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Malheurt

@malheurt

3 months

Trans man flees art deco metropolis angel world to start new life in yee haw cowboy world; takes care of cactus baby. Magic rules.

Magic: The Gathering

@wizards_magic

3 months

Yuma thought he had a fresh start on Thunder Junction. But your past always catches up to you eventually. #MTGThunder Read here:

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Malheurt

@malheurt

1 year

cars going that fast is a sign of hubris and when god strikes you down, I will be silent

alaska 𓆩♡𓆪

@colbygaga

1 year

What’s a drag race opinion that’s gonna leave you like this?

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Malheurt

@malheurt

2 years

𝙙𝙮𝙡𝙖𝙣 𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙨 _________

@dylaneatswings

2 years

at this point everyone is just removing all the words from Bitch You Better Be Joking and putting whatever they want which feels less like a meme format and more like you’re just… saying stuff

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Malheurt

@malheurt

1 year

@GoodnameForDrag

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Malheurt

@malheurt

2 years

Chicago pls

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@malheurt

1 year

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Malheurt

@malheurt

2 years

💙💗

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Malheurt

@malheurt

2 months

Introducing my mom to drag race and after being eliminated Charlie Hides says “I’m throwing down the gauntlet — older queens send in your tapes and do better than I did” and my mom says “did you hear that, matty? 🙂”

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Malheurt

@malheurt

2 years

After all my 😤hustle😤 I finally got my first Berlin Stair Pic and I’m dressed like This.

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Malheurt

@malheurt

2 years

You ok Chicago? It’s been a few days since you tweeted a variation of “all drag is valid but that doesn’t mean your drag is good”

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Malheurt

@malheurt

6 months

mira, tiny 💖✨

@tinymira

6 months

@bon_abhijeet @malheurt literally

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Malheurt

@malheurt

4 years

My Harold team told me I didn’t have a job anymore

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Malheurt

@malheurt

2 months

“Untitled” (Portrait of Ross in L.A.) by Felix Gonzalez-Torres has long been my favorite work of art. In living, we honor loss. In remembering, our joyous memories mix with grief. I cry when I eat the candy. 🍬: @whateverbrett 📸: @pastrykream

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Malheurt

@malheurt

2 years

“You Can Never Hold Back Spring” + “Hyperballad” 🌸😬🌸 This number and look mean so much to me. Thank you all for sharing the moment. Costume and props by me. Special thank you to @idcandreh for the video.

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Malheurt

@malheurt

2 years

I’d not change a damn thing. Thank you Freshman 15 for a lovely reunion special.

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Malheurt

@malheurt

3 years

just happy to be here ☺️

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Malheurt

@malheurt

1 year

I can’t believe I finally landed my dream job teaching drag full time. After all this time, I’m gonna let the people who can… do!

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Malheurt

@malheurt

2 years

y’all have your divas and I have mine

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Malheurt

@malheurt

2 years

Ok Twitter, what do you think? We’re so close to 5000. Let’s see if we can get there by Friday!! 😋

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Malheurt

@malheurt

1 year

finally caved and tried drag

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Malheurt

@malheurt

2 years

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Malheurt

@malheurt

8 months

ur own 🥕🔨 fursonal 🐰🩸 jesus ✝️🪺

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Malheurt

@malheurt

3 years

I got married on Sunday and someone asked if I’ve felt any different. Now that I think about it, this week has been a little weird!

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Malheurt

@malheurt

9 months

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Malheurt

@malheurt

11 months

DIVA DOWN

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Malheurt

@malheurt

2 years

come to the god damn show

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Malheurt

@malheurt

2 years

Serving face, serving body

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Malheurt

@malheurt

2 years

@denalifox oh she’s a bitsy spider

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Malheurt

@malheurt

8 months

I’m beginning to suspect the covid 19 pandemic has been a bit of a burden on my mental health and overall well-being

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Malheurt

@malheurt

2 years

A roast? I’ll bring the beef 🍔

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Malheurt

@malheurt

1 year

@RuPaulsDragRace

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Malheurt

@malheurt

2 years

Concepts, gags, inescapable aftertaste. Emails in the bio and DMs are open if you’re lookin to be bookin 😝🥃❤️

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Malheurt

@malheurt

2 years

People who worked on Everything Everywhere All at Once have been viewing, commenting on, and sharing my performance on Instagram. I’m so overjoyed to think that I could share and reflect back a bit of the joy and creativity they sent into the multiverse. 😭❤️

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Malheurt

@malheurt

2 years

Customer called me a bitch and I’m like I’m sorry but I know a lot of drag queens and I’m kinda one of the nicer ones

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Malheurt

@malheurt

2 years

Can I go one god damn day without falling in love with a Trader Joe’s cashier PLEASE

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Malheurt

@malheurt

1 year

@imirregulargirl Placed second in a month long game of 24-7 digital survivor.

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Malheurt

@malheurt

2 years

sometimes you just gotta

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Malheurt

@malheurt

2 years

we ?? are the DAUGHTERS of the witches you couldn’t burn 😏🕯😈

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Malheurt

@malheurt

8 months

9/11 drag show when

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Malheurt

@malheurt

7 months

when I was in the 3rd grade I thought that I was gay because I could draw, my uncle was, and I kept my room straight. I told my mom (tears rushing down my face) she’s like, “Maximillian Pegasus you’ve loved Cecilia since before pre-k”

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Malheurt

@malheurt

2 years

Well I can’t say I’m surprised, but I am disappointed. It would appear someone has STOLEN one of my ten hot dog fingers from the Berlin basement. If suddenly “found” there will be no questions asked 😤

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Malheurt

@malheurt

2 years

To clear up a misconception — I am not a drag performer who bartends!! I am a drag performer who owns the Malört Corporation !!!

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Malheurt

@malheurt

2 years

Happy birthday, Malheurt. 🥲 I’m very proud of you.

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Malheurt

@malheurt

1 year

happy spring

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Malheurt

@malheurt

3 months

ᰔᩚ Nya ᰔᩚ

@Nyaaaax3

3 months

What picture makes you go "wow i really ate with this cosplay" ?

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Malheurt

@malheurt

10 months

need more tattoos so bad it’s insane

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Malheurt

@malheurt

4 years

“You miss 100% of the shots.” — Wayne Gretzky bullying me

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Malheurt

@malheurt

9 months

bang bang my baby shot me down 🥲

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Malheurt

@malheurt

4 months

Damn I’m just so excited and honored to share what I’ve been preparing for tomorrow night. Hydrate at 9. Like damn, I’m elated. So grateful. Chaos rahh

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Malheurt

@malheurt

11 months

happy

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Malheurt

@malheurt

2 years

Y’all ever find an album you want to perform every track from

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Malheurt

@malheurt

2 years

interior design is my passion

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Malheurt

@malheurt

4 months

“But spelled like you’re French”

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Malheurt

@malheurt

2 years

Ok so hypothetically who would be interested in an informal Chicago drag Magic the Gathering tourney? I would happily teach folks who don’t yet know the game.

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Malheurt

@malheurt

2 years

I didn’t think to do a photoshoot for my birthday but it’s my birthday so here’s me with a dog I love

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Malheurt

@malheurt

2 years

Back from vacation and doing fine

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Malheurt

@malheurt

1 year

Chicago swifties!! 😊 you’re NEVER gonna guess who at my restaurant today!!!!! 🤭 yes!!!! Annoying people!!! 😳😍

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Malheurt

@malheurt

7 months

Put some respect on my name I am a 2023 gaggy award attendee

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@malheurt

2 years

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Malheurt

@malheurt

2 years

This is major 🥳 I’m very excited for this Saturday. If you’d have told me two years ago I simply couldn’t have believed you. I feel so grateful and ready to party 🎉

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Malheurt

@malheurt

1 year

Been a minute. Been good? 👗+💅: @thespjork 💈: @DragMeStephanie 📸: @carterandwright

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Malheurt

@malheurt

2 years

Saturday

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Malheurt

@malheurt

1 year

~ draft drop ~

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Malheurt

@malheurt

2 years

I’m actually really excited to announce my one-off solo show this Friday outside of Elixir

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Malheurt

@malheurt

2 years

I’ve grown so much and I feel nothing but gratitude. And I’m proud. So fucking proud. 😊

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Malheurt

@malheurt

1 year

😘🐴

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Malheurt

@malheurt

8 months

my current nightmare is that many of you will feel slighted for not receiving a “terminally online” Gaggy nom and crank it up for next year

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Malheurt

@malheurt

2 years

@whattheFELK Their mom and they were all late

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Malheurt

@malheurt

1 year

im here to audition for Chicago drag excellence vol 2

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Malheurt

@malheurt

1 year

i am a worrier princess

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Malheurt

@malheurt

2 years

Solidarity with workers is when you yell at me — a bartender — for working at a place with an anti-union brewery on tap. It’s the best way to show you support workers.

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Malheurt

@malheurt

2 years

Serious question … how do we feel about drag artists performing in iMac G3 personal computers ?

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Malheurt

@malheurt

6 months

*performers

JB Pritzker

@JBPritzker

6 months

Malort is one of Chicago’s finest beverages.

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Malheurt

@malheurt

6 months

won’t someone please think of the managerial class 😭😭😭

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Malheurt

@malheurt

2 years

🪨 ha ha ha

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Malheurt

@malheurt

2 years

Well I was going to post pole if I won crash landing but everyone please congratulate the very deserving, immaculate, and kind @helvetikahblak , my friend and your cycle 38 champ

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Malheurt

@malheurt

10 months

Where DOES the DJ go when the party’s over tonight? I didn’t get all dressed up for nothing 😅🪩 📸: portraitsby.stef (Instagram) And big thank you to @YuizaBeach for organizing this collection of bearded beauties!

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Malheurt

@malheurt

4 months

Credit to @whateverbrett !! We have been wanting to collab on an “Untitled (portrait of Ross in la)” look for ages and we finally did it ❤️ I’m so grateful. I felt beautiful and powerful. That piece means so much to me.

georgia rising 🇵🇸

@georgiaarising

4 months

like they could never make me hate this outfit i don’t care! @malheurt

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Malheurt

@malheurt

11 months

leaving the realm of thoughts and embracing the void 😋

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Malheurt

@malheurt

1 year

I have never done a proper drag brunch and I am interested in doing a proper drag brunch.

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@malheurt

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Malheurt

@malheurt

2 years

When I was a little kid, I always dreamed I might one day lip sync Macklemore’s “Same Love” whilst wearing a Pete2020 crop top. NOH8, kids — it gets better.

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Malheurt

@malheurt

2 years

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Malheurt

@malheurt

4 months

my 2024 goal is to take Malheurt on the road a bit more. Any advice for traveling with/for drag? Any producers wanna try a shot of Malheurt?

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Malheurt

@malheurt

7 months

denethor II steward of gondor for snatch game

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Malheurt

@malheurt

7 months

Clown seeks stage. DM for booking info

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Malheurt

@malheurt

4 years

This fascist president getting Covid made my dick so hard it popped and now I’m dead but in heaven

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Malheurt

@malheurt

6 months

A place is a vessel for a thing that is special. A place is a plate but a plates not a meal. We were the food and we were the teeth. The lips and the kiss and the salt and the pepper. Light the candle tonight. Set a table tomorrow.

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Malheurt

@malheurt

2 years

Meal prep 😋

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Malheurt

@malheurt

3 years

Thanks for the vaccine! I feel great. 🙂 Unfortunately I now only play computer games and have no plans to see anyone ever again. Bless ❤️

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Malheurt

@malheurt

5 months

I feel so fortunate for the chance to perform four times last night. I had fun each song + got to crown it off with my all time favorite number. Thank you all so much! PS — damn, the day after shows is kinda incredible when you’re drinking water instead of whiskey.

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Malheurt

@malheurt

1 year

My horny ass could indeed work at Trader Joe’s

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Malheurt

@malheurt

4 months

Im very grateful to make the top 4 of f15 allstars. One day we will die but I hope thats far down the road. I hope we each live into the realization of how lucky we were to share this space and time and human electricity. This shit disappears in a blink. Sponsored by grey goose