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Maggie Serota

@maggieserota

8 months

I loved writing this.

Mark Graham

@unclegrambo

8 months

Oh man, Carl Weathers. What a loss. Although, in some ways, I feel like I've mourned him 1000 times already -- his death in ROCKY IV truly rocked my world. Here's one of my all-time favorite @decider pieces, courtesy of the one and only @maggieserota .

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3 years

Dune (2021)

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1 year

The "He's Just Some Guy" sign is cracking me up

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7 years

CNN: Grand Jury MSNBC: Grand Jury Fox News: Have you ever looked at a starfish? Like really looked at one? They're weird, man.

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4 years

This cat looks like he’s watching his best friend testify against him in a RICO trial.

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5 years

when your head says "watch a tennis match," but your heart says "sell springfield a monorail."

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6 years

From now on, I’m gonna need every 30 under 30 list to include the net worth of each honoree’s parents.

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4 years

Whoever dyes his hair conceded before he did.

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5 years

"i'm the baby. gotta love me."

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4 years

Resigning myself to watching Bruce Wayne’s parents getting killed onscreen every two to three years or so for the rest of my life.

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4 years

President Trump looks fantastic and stronger than ever.

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3 years

When you’re just one more Cotton Candy Cosmo away from getting banned from TGI Fridays for life.

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6 years

Ted Cruz is a band-aid floating in a pool.

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1 year

Spotted in my local coffeeshop. Devastating.

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2 years

m. night shyamalan could never never pull off a twist ending this powerful

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6 years

People who talk about how history will judge the current administration seem to forget that the guy who lied to start a war has already been rehabilitated as a quirky grandpa cause he likes to paint.

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2 years

You never know what you’re gonna find in an old Cosmo in a waiting room.

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3 years

Congrats to my mom on her new column

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5 years

The entire religion is named after a guy who supposedly performed a miracle of turning five loaves of bread and two fish into a feast big enough to feed 5,000 needy people.

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4 years

Now That’s What I Call Looting Vol. XXXI

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As 45 million Americans lost their jobs, U.S. billionaires made $584 billion.

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7 years

If you only care about sexual harassment and women’s safety when it’s the opposing side doing it, maybe you don’t actually care about women.

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1 year

Meet the ‘elite’ couples breeding to save mankind.

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6 years

Nice to see my ex finally getting back out there.

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6 years

Dumpster on the move on flooded Route 51 in Pittsburgh @kdka

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8 years

Reminder that Kurt Russell probably wrote the IMDB trivia section for Escape from L.A.

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5 years

Nothing my ex does surprises me anymore.

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5 years

Baboon on way to vasectomy escapes with two female companions in Sydney

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8 years

Really inspired by these cobras going back to school and finishing their degrees.

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1 year

Yiiiiiikes

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6 years

All the greats...

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4 years

The very first Coachella attendee

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Girl buried with a crown of ceramic flowers. Patras, 300-400 B.C.

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6 years

like watching picasso paint

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7 years

Everything happening now is a dumber version of an event preceding it: Stupid Watergate Dumb Cuban Missile Crisis Dipshit Third Reich

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5 years

nothing in the rulebook that says a dog can't play basketball

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Laura Ingraham: "Attempted bribery isn't in the Constitution"

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7 years

Excited to hear this diverse panel's insight.

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2 years

Se7en (1995)

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7 years

Guys, stop giving Richard Spencer a platform. We’re better than this.

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7 years

This tiny worm hasn't had sex in 18 million years. How does it survive?

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4 years

Very generous of Steve Bannon to take time away from selling brass knuckles and old Playboys at the flea market to give an interview.

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4 years

This entire passage is stunning, but I can’t get over the visual of Jared in the elevated chair.

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8 years

"Some people believe that death is actually an awakening."

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7 years

Don Jr. prefacing a comment to Assange in a Twitter DM as “off the record” will never stop being hilarious to me.

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5 years

people used to let ben carson cut their brains open

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1 month

Phil lost his MSNBC show because he opposed the Iraq War. RIP to a real one.

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Phil Donahue, Pioneering Talk Show Host, Dies at 88

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5 years

I will never stop laughing at that guy Sondland donating all that cash so he could be a big shot ambassador and ending up a witness in a messy impeachment where he gets scapegoated as a fall guy. Tremendous stuff.

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Lindsay Graham is now speculating that Gordon Sondland (who donated $1M to Trumps inauguration) is in cahoots with Democrats

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3 years

When I see the discourse and choose not to participate

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6 years

Who did this?

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5 years

Pete Buttigieg is every TA who acts like he just blew everyone’s mind after asking the class to arrange their desks in a circle.

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4 years

Nothing comforts New Yorkers like the sound of low-flying planes.

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4 years

Tonight, at 7 P.M. three @JetBlue aircrafts will conduct a flyover over Manhattan, Queens and the Bronx to salute frontline first responders & health care workers. The aircrafts will fly at approximately 2,000 ft. Please follow social distancing guidelines if viewing in public.

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6 years

Pitbull, the laptop is facing the wrong way.

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6 years

Focus on the possibilities, not the failures.

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5 years

When I’m 100 percent back on my bullshit.

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6 years

This is the headline to beat today.

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4 years

Las Vegas residents: "We did what now?"

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Las Vegas Mayor offers city as "control group", "we offer to be a control group" to see how many people die without social distancing.

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9 years

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Paranoid billionaire afraid of immigrant

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7 years

As you’ll recall, 1931 was a great year for small businesses.

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7 years

"Small businesses will have the lowest taxes since 1931" ... Ivanka Trump discusses impact of tax reform

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6 years

Congrats to my mom on her new gig at the New York Times.

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4 years

My face every time I type 'lol' and hit send

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1 year

@bariweiss @EmilyYoffe Does the fact that these stories keep falling apart after your journalistic malpractice gets exposed and the people written about keep coming forward to call BS ever give you pause? Like, at all?

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5 years

This would be a great time for him to switch gears and snatch a Senate seat from an old racist like Cornyn.

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5 years

President Trump's racism does not just offend our sensibilities; it fundamentally changes the character of this country. And it leads to violence.

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3 years

Help, my horse has been silenced for his brave opinions

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3 years

Bob Baffert blamed "cancel culture" after his horse, Medina Spirit, who won the Kentucky Derby, failed its post-race drug test. "We live in a different world now. This America's different."

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4 years

Ben Garrison’s brain will be studied by scientists after he passes on.

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5 years

artist's rendering of a dude urging me to give tom waits another try

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6 years

Who will come out on top in Helsinki, the notoriously cunning former KGB officer or the former game show host who is deathly afraid of stairs?

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6 years

Hang this tweet in the Louvre.

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8 years

college prep is the worst thing ever

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3 years

The annual reading of my list of enemies

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5 years

Shoutout to the guy on Tinder who posted two photos of himself and then one photo of his air conditioner.

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7 years

Eventful day over in Dipshit Thunderdome.

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4 years

When the vaccine hits

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3 years

Had this as my Zoom background on a call with my coworkers and no one said a damn thing.

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4 years

Day 1 of quarantine v. Day 40

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4 years

Imagine being Matt Lauer and thinking anyone wants to hear from you.

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6 years

Not sure posting photos of Beto O'Rourke looking super hot in the '90s is the best strategy, but I'm gonna assume the Texas GOP know what they're doing.

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4 years

Niles Crane during his semester abroad.

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4 years

Dude’s plate looks like a condiment bar and he’s in ROME.

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8 years

He's performing at the inauguration.

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2 years

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7 years

I’m relieved ABC News used “allegedly.” Nothing worse than a litigious seagull.

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Brazen daylight robbery caught on camera as a seagull allegedly enters a bakery and steals a bag of chips.

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4 years

The "our parents" is the most vicious attack I've ever endured in my life.

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4 years

Never forget that our parents waited until December 12, 2000 to find out Bush won 😭

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6 years

The film Memento, but the polaroids are all of my cat with "you already fed him" written on the bottom in Sharpie.

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2 years

Checked out the free sample in Bethany Mandel’s anti-woke book and this passage is breathtaking.

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6 years

"These violent delights have violent ends."

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6 years

name a more iconic duo i'll wait

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5 years

Every anecdote from Biden's youth sounds like a story line he half remembered from an Archie comic.

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6 years

"The funny thing is, while I don't care for The Doors, I love a lot of the bands inspired by The Doors. Echo and the Bunnymen. Joy Division. The Teardrop Explodes. I could keep going, but the point remains..."

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6 years

"Hi, everyone, it's me, Shep Smith here to tell you that everything my colleagues said up until this hour is fear mongering bullshit of the highest order."

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7 years

Starting to realize that local Chuck E. Cheese my parents told me burned down probably didn't burn down.

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6 years

how big of a tool do you have to be for Valerie Bertinelli to have to come out and regulate your ass.

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4 years

😇

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1 year

@ScottWalker @yaf Maybe you’re losing with young voters because the only thing your party offers them is forced birth and bad faith culture wars. Hope that helps.

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6 years

legend.

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4 months

Scrappy brokered several arms deals with Iran.

prozac & cody 🖤🐉

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in conclusion, fuck scrappy doo. here's a photo of him shaking hands with ronald reagan.

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6 years

When my Tinder date tells me his favorite writer is Bukowski.

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2 years

@DEJACKS43492044 He don’t look a day over 150

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3 years

This is how I’m trying to vibe

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5 years

@JoeBerkowitz Amazeballs

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4 years

There's at least one other time John Lennon wasn't safe in NYC.

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Brian Kilmeade tries to dunk on Bill de Blasio's "Imagine" reference by saying that "John Lennon wouldn't be safe in this city right now."

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7 years

*Stefon voice* This club has everything!

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6 years

Free idea: Adopt two kittens. Name one "tossed salads" and the other "scrambled eggs." When they act up and run all over the house say that you don't know what to do with these tossed salads and scrambled eggs. Like I said, this idea is free.

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6 years

A detail from the NYT article that stayed with me was the part where Louis CK sent an apology email to a women for something he did to someone else and it was clear he did this so many times he couldn’t keep straight what he did to whom.

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8 years

That'sa good and spicy!