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@lzyphll

3 years

Ketamine is just indica cocaine

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@lzyphll

3 years

Just got unvaccinated. Just wasnt for me tbh

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phil

@lzyphll

2 years

Yeah bro im totally down to dress up and go to a bar and stand around for a few hours. Sounds fun

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@lzyphll

3 years

Ketamine is just indica cocaine

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phil

@lzyphll

4 years

*reading my own posts* man, this guy gets it

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phil

@lzyphll

3 years

Shawty reclusive

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@lzyphll

3 years

I wish women were real so i could give them all of my money

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phil

@lzyphll

3 years

babe we are just going to Chili's why are you taking three points of molly

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@lzyphll

3 years

are you hate me

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phil

@lzyphll

4 years

me [at first rodeo]: wtf is going on

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phil

@lzyphll

2 years

Man that sucks that youre sad. I wish there was a permanent solution to all of your temporary problems

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phil

@lzyphll

3 years

my bank: $0 her's: $2800

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phil

@lzyphll

2 years

carhartt hats are just ugg boots for men

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@lzyphll

2 years

jacking off all trades.

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phil

@lzyphll

4 years

I love women 卐

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phil

@lzyphll

5 years

my iPhone broke so now I have to tweet from this dumb thing

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phil

@lzyphll

4 years

just found out Dr. Pepper is short for Doctor Pepper

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phil

@lzyphll

4 years

what if i want to scare the hoes

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phil

@lzyphll

4 years

Comedians in cars with the garage door closed car running

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@lzyphll

3 years

pro dating tip: if you like someone, play it cool until they marry someone else

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phil

@lzyphll

4 years

you idiots still tweeting from iphones and androids?

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phil

@lzyphll

3 years

2012 im going to finally get laid

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phil

@lzyphll

2 years

Hey princess want anything from mcdonalds

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@lzyphll

4 years

women in hell: im so cold

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phil

@lzyphll

4 years

[me getting a tattoo] tattoo artist: her name starts with an @ symbol? me: yep

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phil

@lzyphll

3 years

I think i should be allowed to cut my own wood at Home Depot. Im fine on my own, libtard

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@lzyphll

3 years

these hippie fucks care so much about global warming but want to abolish ice. make up your minds scumbags

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@lzyphll

4 years

waitress: enjoy your meal me: why

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@lzyphll

3 years

Confetti reacting to her nudes

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@lzyphll

3 years

[out of breath and in tears] seriously dude knock it off

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phil

@lzyphll

3 years

sexual predator implies the existence of sexual alien

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@lzyphll

3 years

Sex is a punishment

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phil

@lzyphll

5 years

babe, dont think of it as a 'blowjob'. think of it as a blowopportunity

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phil

@lzyphll

3 years

Do you want to have sex in irl

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@lzyphll

3 years

I will fix all girls

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phil

@lzyphll

3 years

Dont talking please. I already know everything

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phil

@lzyphll

4 years

being online is kind of like fighting in a war or battle

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