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The absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence || @orlandopirates & @ManUtd || Formula 1 fanatic ||

South Africa
Joined February 2016
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@lxnxexo_sa
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5 years
@TheRealMinnie1 @KeviKevSa If you not working tomorrow let’s go buy super glue makuleng
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2 years
🍾🥂
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8 months
All the best of luck Boks #FRAvRSA
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4 years
@taydo_08 Every episode its an opportunity for me to update my playlist. The series plays fire music 🔥
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7 years
ONCE DATED SOME GIRL FOR ALMOST 2 MONTHS AND EVEN TODAY I STILL DON'T KNOW HER NAME
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2 years
"what do you do for a living?" Me: I breathe
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2 years
Stop asking us where we work Bathong!. We work at work😏
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11 months
Gifts I got for my birthday from iMama 😁
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11 months
Another one 🍾🥂🥳 Grateful 🙏🏿
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2 years
I Lungelo, do hereby state under oath as follows: I retire as a Man United Fan.
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@lxnxexo_sa
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2 years
My health. You know what they say, health is wealth.
@shirleymvp_
Ms.Shirley 🌸
2 years
what are you grateful for today ? 🥺
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@lxnxexo_sa
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7 years
@slimzeek1 Sicela uphume kithi tuu, minister of how to write English
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@lxnxexo_sa
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3 years
I'm a deadbeat cousin, I hate family reunions
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@lxnxexo_sa
LUNGELO
7 years
@NaeWessst Do these typa relationships come with photographers?!
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@lxnxexo_sa
LUNGELO
7 months
Earlier this year, 3 gents approached me demanding for my prescription glasses (I mean thats a weird request if you ask me 😂, why not my phone) I tried to explain to them that these glasses are only made specifically for my eyes and bona won't see ish in them. This other one....
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Mahlatse🙇🏾‍♀️🙏🏾
7 months
That one time you got mugged?😥
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@lxnxexo_sa
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7 years
Real men don't watch "Keeping Up With The Kardashians"
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@lxnxexo_sa
LUNGELO
2 years
and just like that it's back to work tomorrow 🤦🏿‍♂️
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@lxnxexo_sa
LUNGELO
6 years
@CharitySephiri It owns a khakhi shirt and shorts, it’s favorite vehicle it’s a Bakkie(Isuzu), it hates it when unprivileged dogs that reside in the hood complain about their owners not being able to afford dog moors as it has plenty of them at its home.
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2 years
Why would you call a 30 mins meeting every week discussing problems 😡. We should be pointing out problems for the first 5-10 mins then the rest of 20 mins on solutions. I dont want problems, I want solutions.
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11 months
Another one 🍾🥂🥳 Grateful 🙏🏿
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2 years
🍾🥂
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@lxnxexo_sa
LUNGELO
7 years
Being a Man United Fan is so nice you know 😎😏 @ManUtd
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3 years
@mangale_kholo You were like 😂😂😂
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4 years
🔥
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7 years
I'm one of those people
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2 years
Neria
@MbongiThe
MINISTER OF LOVE
2 years
Which Oliver Mutukudzi 's song is your favourite?🤔
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2 years
😹 Matichere why le bofa dikolo kabana babatho?! 😹
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@lxnxexo_sa
LUNGELO
7 years
These expensive, these is red bottoms, these is bloody boots hit the store, I can get them both, I don't wanna choose
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@lxnxexo_sa
LUNGELO
5 years
@nyaikae The guy has weird vibes
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5 years
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LUNGELO
7 years
My daughter could have been 4 years old today 😐
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@lxnxexo_sa
LUNGELO
7 months
(group leader) persisted that I give him my glasses. In my head I'm like ain't no way I'm giving this guy my prescription glasses, these glasses are so damn expensive. I did what every reasonable man would do in such a situation, which was to punch the group leader and ran 😂.
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@lxnxexo_sa
LUNGELO
7 years
Think before you speak.. words kill too you know
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@lxnxexo_sa
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3 years
I'm not even a Liverpool Fan but damn this jersey 🔥
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5 years
@TBanSA Ti..titi...tiditidi tiditiditttt
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@lxnxexo_sa
LUNGELO
7 years
Thank God I'm a Man United fan... my Arsenal buddy right here is having a bad night 😂😂😂
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@lxnxexo_sa
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8 months
I need like a 3 weeks nap... ngivuke le ngo December
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5 years
@Gcina_Mdletshe @GontseMatsime Damn the kid knows how and where to use an apostrophe wow
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@lxnxexo_sa
LUNGELO
7 years
When u already handling ur number 2 business then realise that there is no toilet paper then start to think ..do I really need these socks?!
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@lxnxexo_sa
LUNGELO
6 years
Michael Jackson: Beeeeat iiiiiiittt Beeeeat iiiiiiittt..... Me: Pideeeee Pideeee
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7 years
That's shit = means it is bad That's the shit = means it is good
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7 years
Yep, I'm a minister of my own life
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6 years
@Ngubeni13 @Sir_Mudau I was so addicted to this game 😂
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@lxnxexo_sa
LUNGELO
5 years
So in a way, he does agree that the South African justice System is indeed a Joke?!
@News24
News24 🇿🇦
5 years
Senzo Meyiwa murder: Bheki Cele says AfriForum just wants to 'embarrass justice system, not solve the case' | @kaveels
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7 years
I rather die on my feet than to live on my knees
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@lxnxexo_sa
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2 years
We need this in SA 🇿🇦 🙏🏿
@formulalex
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2 years
they opened an f1 store in my local mall!!! I had to hold myself back from buying everything !!!
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5 years
“When you know the pen is much more mighty than the sword I dont pop no mollies, I dont rock no Tom Ford I just do karate on the mic, im Jean-Claude They tell me I should be on Snapchat, I should tweet more The problem is im on the corner with the street lords” - @YoungstaCpt
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Kaká 🇧🇷
@ThebestFigen
The Best
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Woow
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4 years
@Jimmymoeaa 5. Kamiyah - “whatever whenever” 6. Alexa - “Road to you” 7. V.I.C - “wobble” 8. Maxwell hunter ft Masego - “shy wind” 9. SiR - “ You can’t save me”
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@lxnxexo_sa
LUNGELO
4 years
@Jimmymoeaa The block party was episode 5 (Lowkey Movin’ on) and the following is all the music which was featured on that episode: 1. Steve Lacy - “only if” 2. LightSkinKeisha - “ Spend some cash” 3. Buddy ft Kent Jamz - “Hollywood” 4. Crackstar & Queen Kay - “cocky”
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2 years
Pusha T and rapping about cocaine 🤞🏿
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7 years
Everybody is somebody's everything, nobody is nothing
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7 years
If you have to start your sentence with "I'm not racist, but.." chances are you are pretty racist
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@lxnxexo_sa
LUNGELO
4 years
Not yet Uhuru
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LUNGELO
5 years
@iamSivN @natieynuz The things humans do are shocking, probably even the devil is in disbelief about our actions. What I’m trying to say is we probably more evil that the Devil himself.
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@lxnxexo_sa
LUNGELO
3 years
@LesegoAries We would jwale they have passwords enkare ketsao diffuse(a) a bomb on their phone so we can’t even make it to gallery without them even knowing or asking for their permission, and asking that just defeats the purpose of a surprise.
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@lxnxexo_sa
LUNGELO
6 years
@Tsholo_moyo @EMKEM_Mike Easy Lil Wayne 🕺🏿😎
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@lxnxexo_sa
LUNGELO
6 years
Hell nah ... that’s fucking John Wick, he once killed 3 men in a bar with a pencil ✏️ .. a fucking pencil , I really need the cash but no thanks I will pass
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5 years
@KChesnut4 @Abel_Nkosinathy @Baewakhonawe Bruh ...ende right in front of you like wtf
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5 years
Nite Data
@TBanSA
KING OF SPITORI RAP 👑
5 years
Why are you awake ?
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@lxnxexo_sa
LUNGELO
7 years
😂😂😂
@fash_ngobese
Minister of Skits ⚖️
7 years
MOST LIT SERVICE I'VE EVER SEEN😂😂🔥🔥💯💯 (Retweet) #PastorFashTheBest #ItIsASunday #MinisterOfSkits #FashNgobese
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5 years
“Papa ema mane mama ao shute snepe... ngwana mama maan, bona omotle zwang kadi pahlo tsa Christmas”
@casspernyovest
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Made it into 2019.
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7 years
These people who keep saying that we sleeping on them, as if we don't have our own beds 😒😩
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@lxnxexo_sa
LUNGELO
5 years
Once and always 💀
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3 years
🤣
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2 years
Squad sa Brazil 🔥🔥🔥
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@lxnxexo_sa
LUNGELO
8 months
LETSSSS GOOOOOOOO!!!!!! 🥳🥳🥳
@Tee_Zee_zw
SHONA MAHN 🎙👑🇿🇼
8 months
Springboks are going to the Rugby World Cup finals against New Zealand after beating England 16-15 Springboks are bunch of winners!!!! 🥳🥳🥳🥳🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦 #Springboks #RWC2023     #RSAvENG #Springboks
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@lxnxexo_sa
LUNGELO
7 years
DOPE 1. noun: a drug taken illegally for recreational purposes 2. noun: a stupid person 3. slang: Used as a generalized term of approval
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@lxnxexo_sa
LUNGELO
2 years
Me everytime I'm listening to @senior_oat_sa music
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LUNGELO
2 years
"They act like two legends cannot coexist" - J. Cole
@goal
GOAL
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Just enjoy the show 🐐🐐
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@lxnxexo_sa
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I'm sorry Ms Jackson
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5 years
@DaddyBazzy__ @BadBoyGrey___ Rare footage of CR7 warming up
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@lxnxexo_sa
LUNGELO
4 years
@Jimmymoeaa 10. Vin Staples - “fun” 11. Apache - “incredible bingo band” 12. SiR ft Zacari - “mood” 13. Cam & China - “thirsty” 14. Derrious Logan - “lite work” 15. Sumi - “Technicolor”
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@lxnxexo_sa
LUNGELO
7 years
Same reason why I laugh at my own jokes
@Dumisani_ZA
🇿🇦 Wam'Cava Dumi ✍🏾
7 years
Why you RT your own tweet 😪
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@lxnxexo_sa
LUNGELO
7 years
My mom would make you fetch her purse just to show you that it's empty
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LUNGELO
5 years
@Emmanuel_Tsebe “Say what, one damn time”
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@lxnxexo_sa
LUNGELO
5 years
We whipping Chiefs vandag so please prepare one my way 😂
@MeshackBevhula
Best selling Author 🎖📚
5 years
The way I so trust my @KaizerChiefs . I'm giving away two copies of my book #DrowningInOwnTears if Orlando Pirates could beat Kaizer Chiefs today. ..... T&Cs... Retweet and follow me to be chosen randomly. #SowetoDerby #AbsaPremiership
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@lxnxexo_sa
LUNGELO
7 years
Thando usuphendule inhliziyo yam into yok'dlala
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@lxnxexo_sa
LUNGELO
10 months
👏🏿
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LUNGELO
5 years
Waste of hard earned money
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@lxnxexo_sa
LUNGELO
7 years
Sin has become a daily bread in such a way that hell doesn't scare us anymore ... now that's Scary
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@lxnxexo_sa
LUNGELO
2 years
If I could turn back the hands of time
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@lxnxexo_sa
LUNGELO
5 years
Mr president @CyrilRamaphosa the youth need jobs, asomblief tog, it’s really tough out here for them. It breaks my heart seeing graduates who have been unemployed for so long that they even lost hope, and not only the graduates but the youth as a whole.
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LUNGELO
3 years
Kanye doesn't just give you lyrics and dope features, he also gives you beat production like no other.
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LUNGELO
7 years
Me right now ☺
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LUNGELO
7 years
Kanye West - Jesus Walks 🎧
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@lxnxexo_sa
LUNGELO
6 years
@__Thapelo Shit I’m in the library 🤦🏿‍♂️ I’m so embarrassed right now
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@lxnxexo_sa
LUNGELO
7 years
👐👏👏
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LUNGELO
7 years
The problem is that we quick to support a business that's already making millions yet slow to support local and help one grow
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@lxnxexo_sa
LUNGELO
7 years
Man United whoops ass🔥☺
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@lxnxexo_sa
LUNGELO
7 years
@danielmarven Sex - sama nyobi nyobi Making love - I don't know
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@lxnxexo_sa
LUNGELO
7 years
Nike cortez is the next victim of everywhere you go like what happened to Adidas superstar
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