Sorcha Ní Nia @Luiseach Twitter profile

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Sorcha Ní Nia

13 days

my boyfriend bought me this coat the other week and now won’t stop asking me when I’m off to negotiate the terms of the Anglo-Irish Treaty in London

Grace

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13 days

Got a new coat and I feel slightly “I’m off to represent the red army at the buffet”

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Sorcha Ní Nia

@Luiseach

3 months

NO ONE is having a better Olympics than Snoop, I’m not even convinced he knows he has a camera on him, I think he just behaves like this

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@Luiseach

2 years

this is 10/10 content no notes

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@Luiseach

10 months

Hollyn

@sadlifeebro

10 months

who’s not police but FEELS like police to you?

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@Luiseach

1 year

excuse YOU

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@twoscooters

1 year

Margot Robbie could play Oppenheimer but Cillian Murphy couldn’t play Barbie

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@Luiseach

8 months

WILL. JE. SUIS

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Sorcha Ní Nia

@Luiseach

4 months

MIXED WEIGHT lmaoooo what about their ‘mixed height’ or ‘mixed hair’ jfc just let women exist

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@Luiseach

2 years

Scottish Twitter remains undefeated

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Sorcha Ní Nia

@Luiseach

3 years

lads, is it gay to mourn your dead dad

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Sorcha Ní Nia

@Luiseach

7 months

put them all back and say sorry especially to this one

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@newscientist

7 months

Scientists have discovered around a hundred new ocean species in Bounty Trough, an oceanic rift off New Zealand's south island 🪸

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Sorcha Ní Nia

@Luiseach

2 years

like, are they just inventing them now? swear this one is new

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@Luiseach

10 months

oh my gods what an annotation

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Sorcha Ní Nia

@Luiseach

2 years

a picture I think about a lot is this Celtic fan who, short of a scarf, held up his child

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Sorcha Ní Nia

@Luiseach

3 months

ok so for a fairly grubby person myself I’ve become obsessed with ‘deep cleaning’ videos on TikTok and was having a grand old time scrolling when all of a sudden this one BAM and I can’t breathe LMAO

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Sorcha Ní Nia

@Luiseach

4 years

if you’re angry about the fact that JustGiving has pocketed £308,000 from Colonel Tom Moore's £32 million fundraising campaign for NHS staff then just wait until you realise that it should have been your taxes funding the NHS and not a 100yr old man walking around his garden

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@Luiseach

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@Luiseach

10 months

💀

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Sorcha Ní Nia

@Luiseach

4 years

there it is

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Sorcha Ní Nia

@Luiseach

4 years

hahahaha he wore his work lanyard to a coup

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Sorcha Ní Nia

@Luiseach

6 months

the ‘and coconut’ is making me snort loudly in public, 10/10 no notes

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@Luiseach

4 years

almost but I couldn’t hold it

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Sorcha Ní Nia

@Luiseach

2 months

become ungovernable

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Sorcha Ní Nia

@Luiseach

8 months

don’t threaten us with a good time

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Sorcha Ní Nia

@Luiseach

2 years

I just yelped loud enough to startle the bunny

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Sorcha Ní Nia

@Luiseach

1 year

oh my fucking CHRIST

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Sorcha Ní Nia

@Luiseach

6 months

me listening to someone explain a board game’s instructions knowing full well I blanked out after 0.03 seconds and will just spend the entire game asking everyone how to play

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Sorcha Ní Nia

@Luiseach

5 months

stop it

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@Luiseach

1 year

me 1 hour 57 minutes after I’ve said I’m on my way

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Sorcha Ní Nia

@Luiseach

10 months

this is genuinely one of the most perfect jokes I’ve ever seen on here. bookmarking to come back often to simply stare at it

june lewins

@joonloons

4 years

Bit late to give advice.

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@Luiseach

9 months

Kristi Yamaguccimane

@TheWapplehouse

9 months

Ok then, what’s one of the best. This is still one of my faves.

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Sorcha Ní Nia

@Luiseach

5 years

so heartwarming to see a country coming together during a crisis

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@PCMag

5 years

. @Pornhub is giving Italians free premium access during coronavirus quarantine:

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Sorcha Ní Nia

@Luiseach

3 months

I’d already seen the rock-paper-scissors moment but the longer video is even better imo. sheer disdain among the newly-elected Deputies in France’s Parliament for the far-right

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Sorcha Ní Nia

@Luiseach

10 months

was it denied *at* his mother’s request

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@BBCWorld

10 months

Andrew Tate denied request to visit ill mother in UK

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@Luiseach

5 months

NFL LurkBoy

@LostInTheLurk

5 months

Straight people are starting to use “partner” more and more. I don’t like it.

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Sorcha Ní Nia

@Luiseach

4 months

so Black clearly found it funny then, I mean…literally visually and obviously found it funny until someone told him not to

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Sorcha Ní Nia

@Luiseach

3 months

the way she just yells ‘STOP IT!’ in a drive by telling off to the two riding goats as she runs past on her way to rescue the other one - I can’t breathe

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Sorcha Ní Nia

@Luiseach

8 months

calling in sick for the rest of the year, I simply cannot fit all this in along with a 9-5, it’s too much

Lorraine King

@lorrainemking

8 months

I've unblurred two of the stills taken of Will and Kate at the farm shop using AI

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Sorcha Ní Nia

@Luiseach

3 years

‘I’ll take another vowel please Nicki’

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Sorcha Ní Nia

@Luiseach

3 years

Ben this is main

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Sorcha Ní Nia

@Luiseach

8 months

my kidnappers returning me after I launch into my 64379th Kate Middleton theory

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Sorcha Ní Nia

@Luiseach

4 years

god I love my adopted country

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Sorcha Ní Nia

@Luiseach

2 years

nothing specific

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@davesumnersmith

2 years

Are you planning anything special for the coronation of King Charles III on May 6th?

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Sorcha Ní Nia

@Luiseach

4 years

I was today years old when I learned that Charles was 29 when he met a 16 year old Diana and said "I remember thinking what a very jolly and amusing and attractive 16-year-old she was”

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Sorcha Ní Nia

@Luiseach

2 years

she’s 96, Arlene, she’s probably got arthritis, christ give her a break

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Sorcha Ní Nia

@Luiseach

2 months

“you’re an absolute prick, Gary” get me a Gary immediately

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Sorcha Ní Nia

@Luiseach

4 months

when…when do they think puberty happens?

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Sorcha Ní Nia

@Luiseach

2 years

GO BEYOND THE HOSE

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Sorcha Ní Nia

@Luiseach

4 years

Neil do you wear clothes

Neil Clark

@NeilClark66

4 years

If masks were necessary for our survival as a species we would have evolved one by now. We haven’t. We have noses and mouths. We have airways. It is not natural for people to go around with face masks on in their general life. And no amount of govt propaganda can change that.

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Sorcha Ní Nia

@Luiseach

3 years

Jacqui, your friend doesn’t need a doctor they need a priest. or a polygraph

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Sorcha Ní Nia

@Luiseach

6 months

‘diet coke’

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@SCENTEDSIREN

6 months

The oysters. The diet coke. The way he drinks so it don't spill. That me right there

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Sorcha Ní Nia

@Luiseach

4 years

this is literally a pap shot from when he was caught cheating on his wife who had cancer at the time. 'a good man doing his best in impossible times'

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Sorcha Ní Nia

@Luiseach

2 months

I am so jealous of this man’s hip moves, if anyone needs me I’m trying to recreate this in front of my mirror

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Sorcha Ní Nia

@Luiseach

6 years

that’s her ear

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Sorcha Ní Nia

@Luiseach

5 years

I don’t care if Priti Patel is a woman or if she’s from an ethnic minority, I do care that she wants to bring back the death penalty, threatened Ireland with food shortages, had secret meetings with the Israeli govt, cites Thatcher as her ‘political hero’ & will now be Home Sec

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Sorcha Ní Nia

@Luiseach

5 years

I do not understand how my Chinese takeaway can handle thousands of orders every year, but when I order a few thousand portions of egg fried rice at once on a Saturday night it overwhelms their kitchen

Bill Mitchell

@mitchellvii

5 years

I do not understand how our hospitals can handle 670,000 flu cases every year, but a few thousand COVID-19 cases overwhelm the system. We have been dealing with massive flu outbreaks for decades. To me this is all part of the hype.

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Sorcha Ní Nia

@Luiseach

2 years

this has radicalised me

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@Luiseach

2 years

bye Tom

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@Luiseach

6 years

Sarah

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Sorcha Ní Nia

@Luiseach

2 years

Dickens struggled with an opium addiction, had 12 children that we know of, several great loves outside of his marriage, was *passionate* throughout his life about reforming the conditions that the working class and the very poorest of society lived and died in, 1/2

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Sorcha Ní Nia

@Luiseach

2 years

happy 5th anniversary to this reply

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Sorcha Ní Nia

@Luiseach

3 years

this is the greatest tweet I’ve ever seen. I don’t think I’ll ever stop laughing

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Sorcha Ní Nia

@Luiseach

2 years

Life Goals have now been updated with: Meet Revels

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@Luiseach

2 years

rarely has the word ‘necessarily’ worked harder

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@Luiseach

2 years

God bless us, everyone 🥹❤️

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@Luiseach

2 years

you just had to say ‘no’ my dude

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@Luiseach

2 years

posted by a locked pal last night who wishes to be anonymous. she’s a cis woman who received this yesterday when trying to go into women’s toilets, because another cis woman thought she was trans because she’s tall. this is what terfs are creating but hey, ‘women’s rights’ eh

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@Luiseach

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RTÉ News

@rtenews

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British Prime Minister Rishi Sunak has said people should not be criminalised "for stating simple facts on biology", as he backed author JK Rowling in her criticism of new Scottish hate crime laws

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@Luiseach

2 years

I’ve just rewatched this and I need medical assistance

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Sorcha Ní Nia

@Luiseach

7 months

there’s no recovering from this insult. this lad needs to go live in the woods at the very least until the shaved bits grow back

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@Luiseach

2 months

the ticketmaster queue if the Oasis rumours are confirmed

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Sorcha Ní Nia

@Luiseach

2 years

sorry. I know I overuse it

Simon of Romford

@PeopleOfUK

2 years

What's your favourite piece of graffiti? I don't know if mine still exists, but there used to be one saying "Lubię rosół". Which translates as "I like chicken noodle soup". How could you not?

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Sorcha Ní Nia

@Luiseach

1 year

I can’t believe no male footballer has ever missed a penalty, brb I have to tell all my fellow females in the kitchen we’re chained in about this brand new information

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@clinicalmusiala

1 year

"We deserve equal pay" 😂😂

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@Luiseach

6 months

I always think of the Derry Girls quote when I see him doing shit like this “If you're that hot, you should at least have the common decency to be a bit thick.”

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@Luiseach

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Graham Norton: I, as a gay man and member of the LGBTQI community, don’t think you should be asking me actually, you should go ask trans kids, trans adults, parents of trans kids, trans organisatio- JKR: ok but why are you personally and violently threatening me right now

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@Luiseach

1 year

fucking glorious

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@Luiseach

3 months

hahahaha imagine spending actual time and energy drawing a massive green arrow towards a hole in a pair of tights and crying that it’s a ‘bloke’s bollock’

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@Luiseach

5 years

NASA employee: Oh hey you guys are back early Astronaut: moon's shrinking NASA employee: what? Astronaut: *grabbing a tyre pump and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's shrinking

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@qikipedia

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The moon is shrinking.

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@Luiseach

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The Royal Family

@RoyalFamily

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Remembering Queen Elizabeth II, 1926-2022.

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Sorcha Ní Nia

@Luiseach

3 months

and if you think it’s a setup here you go hahaha

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Sorcha Ní Nia

@Luiseach

8 months

Kate Middleton won’t see your conspiracy theory tweets but whoever the fuck they’ve dressed up in her clothes and put in that car next to William probably will

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@Luiseach

2 years

yeah this is child abuse so

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@Luiseach

9 months

this is so fucking embarrassing my consciousness is trying to escape to the astral plane

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@Luiseach

1 year

can’t believe elected MP Lewis Capaldi hasn’t fixed our shit filled rivers, seas, lakes and canals yet

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Sorcha Ní Nia

@Luiseach

2 years

tbh this tweet that lives in my head completely rent free

Soph ❤️‍🔥

@Sophhcx_

2 years

What’s on your mind?

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Sorcha Ní Nia

@Luiseach

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mind when Kris Kristofferson came over, hugged her and told Sinéad O’Connor ‘don’t let the bastards get you down’ when she was being booed on stage, and then wrote this song about her

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@Luiseach

8 months

how about inter-city trains that cost less than flights abroad first

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@BBCNews

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Government wants flying taxis to take off in 2 years

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@Luiseach

1 year

STOP IT the NOISE I just made

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Sorcha Ní Nia

@Luiseach

5 months

me after climbing out of the barracks window 5.45am Day 1 National Service

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@Luiseach

2 months

bucket hat salesmen and mod cut specialty barbers right now

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Sorcha Ní Nia

@Luiseach

5 years

why don’t you deliver some chicken to some food banks instead of pulling puerile shit like this @Conservatives

Jack Maidment

@jrmaidment

5 years

Conservatives committing to the whole “Corbyn is a chicken”. HARD. A “JFC” delivery has just been made to the press gallery. 🐔

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@Luiseach

2 years

well, not NEW new, he’s clearly 500 years old

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@Luiseach

1 year

I’d boot him into space. that’s her moment to receive her hard-earned degree, fucking lemon of a man

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2 years

absolutely love politics here right now 😌

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@Luiseach

2 years

you MADE him do it???? I’m not a Captain Major Sergeant Naval Commander Pilot Tom Lore-ologist but to me this is brand new information

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@Luiseach

4 months

ah no now this is sad news 😔

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@PopBase

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Ryan Reynolds shot by Hugh Jackman.

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@Luiseach

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anyone who’s remotely normal: YAAASSSSSSSS the BBC: alas, it was not to be just yet, but soon, maybe, if we hope hard enough

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@Luiseach

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when she says she was ‘dehumanised’ she is 100% referring to being called ‘Eve Fartlow’

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@Luiseach

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“apparently Scotland’s weather continues somehow after June? I wouldn’t know though because in the Harry Potter books the school term ends in June so you’d have to consult some locals”

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