I appreciate everyone who has been kind to me through this. Here's the LTTM I painted to prove my innocence. The speedpaint is below in the comments. I know I can't prove my innocence (unless someone knows how to regain unsaved PS files) but I can offer this.
Did this in like, about an hour and a half while heavily sleep deprived last night, I hate it but I like the concept so I'm gonna remake it in the near future.
#bugfables