my debut full-length graphic novel BOYS WEEKEND is out TODAY. i'm so excited and nervous for this thing to finally, finally be out in the world and for people to read it. if you like my work, it would mean a hell of a lot to me if you got one.
having two cats instead of one is more expensive and double the pain in the ass but occasionally they'll be sitting kind of near each other in a room i walk into and i'll get to say "oh, hey guys" and in that moment it's worth it
i think it's so cool that every CEO at every company suddenly decided exactly five to seven percent of their workforce needed to not work anymore. what a weird coincidence
every couple months a tech company will re-invent something we already have like a bus or a sailboat but more evil. congrats to these dopes for somehow doing that for the concept of Gorillaz
i love that the geniuses of the police department with all their military surplus crap can be rendered completely neutral with some shit from the fourth century BC
uninventing the printing press to reintroduce the scarcity of texts so only the clergy has access to my precious woodcuttings of an ape smoking a huge j
every couple months there's a big report that some neonazi org is full of cops, enlisted military, etc etc,and nothing happens except somehow more government funding for those things. huh! hm. huh
BREAKING: Twitter says 3 tweets today from President Trump have been removed, and his account "will be locked for 12 hours following the removal of these Tweets. If the Tweets are not removed, the account will remain locked."
at this point the amount of nothing the democrats are doing is sort of impressive. at all the jobs i hated, i would at least pretend to have excel open on my computer when someone walked by
thinking about the time i was doing a survey at an old engineering job and had to go into the back of a lululemon and they had a huge board where they ranked every single employee daily to keep them in a constant state of panic and there were ayn rand quotes everywhere
what is everyone's favorite way to lick a boot. do you guys start from the toe or go up or the other way. i've been trying out a new way where i start middle and do a zigzag i think it's really gonna blow everyone out of the water
i think you should be able to hold up a little card when you’re about to say a word that you’ve only read before out loud for the first time. and nobody is allowed to make fun of you
the fancy part of western MA is truly incredible anthropologically. i just saw a WASPy lady raise her glass and say to her lunch companion “a toast, walter. to august”
too long have we been limited by the 2-dimensional political alignment chart. i think by using my new tool we can truly map another person's politics. introducing: The Ideology Cube
ok but what if we replaced all the teachers with cops, and the school buses with cop tanks and the schools themselves with police stations. i believe then we would be safe. in this scenario the children will also be replaced with cops
i love watching the british baking show, where they instruct people to make brownies and then get mad at the contestants for them tasting sweet. psychopathic country
maybe if you don't want people to cheer for political figures' deaths, don't organize society so that nobody powerful faces any consequences for their bad actions and only their death frees us!! idk
yesterday we were walking and a car pulled up onto the sidewalk and just used that as a lane, directly towards us. i gave him a "what the fuck" look and the guy driving yelled at US for not moving out of the way lmao. scientists need to study a condition i'm calling "car brain"
another day working at the angostura bitters bottling plant. no fucking way will i trim the labels the right size to fit the bottles, man. you’ll have to come down here and fight me, asshole
biden will be there tomorrow, smiling and shaking hands with the people who did this. i don't want to hear another fucking word about how progressive he is ever again. ghoulish, vile, unforgivable
my name is ridley scott and i love ONLY one thing: filling androids with a milky substance! do NOT talk to me UNLEss it is about robot milk!!!!!!! thank you!
american cities are so cool. you can go back to one you used to live in like 20 years ago and they’ve just sort of lowered an enormous glass cube on a bunch of it and now it’s a District with a bunch of banners telling you how much of a good time you’re having
i love to live in the liberal bastion of new york city, where my choices today for mayor are an ex-cop who lives in new jersey and talks like he's been struck by lightning too many times OR the wannabe cop who wears a special crimefighting hat
just following up on the kids in cages. you know the profound evil that everyone was yelling at imaginary nonvoters about. you know the policy that was started by executive fiat and could be dissolved overnight. we still have those right. i'm just checking
the US is obviously hurtling into a serious "gender critical" movement and frankly i have no idea how we're supposed to combat it given that almost nobody who isn't trans seems to give a shit or notice
im the guy at hbo who demanded the new sex and the city show keep trying to approach trans stuff at a zillion different angles. “more ways!! clumsier!!!” i would yell at meetings
insane to me that people are still getting paid huge sums of money to write about how the woke trans mob is controlling all aspects of our society when this the actual stuff that keeps on happening
The only gender clinic dedicated to transgender youth in the state of Texas has formally dissolved after far-right activists harassed doctors and called the services provided there child abuse
when you’re walking around an area that has some history and they replace the floor or the sidewalk with a big glass pane so you can see what used to be under there??? baby that’s ALWAYS good
spoke to an older person that watches MSNBC nonstop yesterday and she was convinced that joe biden has a more serious climate change plan than sanders. can't overstate how badly these people have poisoned the fucking well
can’t believe joe biden is running again instead of all the other incredible young candidates the democrats absolutely have. they have names and everything i bet
on the phone of a friend who will remain unnamed, i saw an app with a star of david logo. he’s not jewish so i asked what it was and he said it was “for knowing when sunset is.” pressed further, he explained “say what you will about the jewish people, they know when sunset is”
adam driver is polarizing because he looks like a sexy refrigerator and some people aren’t prepared psychologically to feel a desire to smooch the kenmore
does anyone know a good video service where i could get “quick bites” of entertainment in 5-10 minute shorts? me and other members of my age and professional cohort are always talking about how that’s the sort of culture we crave
i simply love to give a shit what is going on on college campuses. give me all the details! put them in the grown-ups newspaper please. what's the big scandal, at college. how's the quadrangle, etc. i can't get enough of it
the movie you like? it's bad. and the movie you hate? *chuckling while i swing my leg over the saddle of my mighty steed to ride off* well.... it's good
of course we all love these gentlemen and their wonderful bathtime. what im asking is: once a year? i was under the impression these little guys lived the yuzu lifestyle and that’s what they deserve. becoming a single issue voter until this is reality
i would say conservatively that a full hour of my day is spent trying to get wife to look at the cat in case she has not seen her yet. in my defense the cat is often sitting there much like a little baby would
considering becoming open to the possibility of being an extremely fancy bitch who leaves a stick of butter out on the counter so it's always soft instead of in the fridge
no amount of hyperbole for how awful this is. this is not a culture war chit to be conceded or put up for debate. this is them preferring dead kids to trans kids and making it happen.
Greg Abbot has officially directed Family and Protective Services to begin investigating all trans children in Texas and prosecuting their parents as child abusers.
He has also instructed all teachers, doctors, and caregivers to begin reporting any trans students they see.
everyone take it easy on bill gates. i'd also be really confused about math and numbers and cash or whatever if *i* were claiming to be giving away all my money and somehow more than doubled my net worth in the last 10 years
sure, a partner transitioning can be challenging and complicated and people going through it deserve support and kindness the same way everyone deserves those things. i can’t fathom being so cruel as to make it fucking Content. awful
funniest thing about the people on here loudly twisting themselves into knots to justify crossing various picket lines for their precious treats is that they demand everyone also like them for doing it. you could have just gotten your little coffee and been quiet lol
damn i can't believe biden said that amazon should be unionized and that health care is a human right. now to take a big old breath of delicious air, and wait until he formalizes all that in a meaningful way