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Sex Educator, Wrestler & World Record Holder for Volume Squirting (solo). Full time sassypants. Headmistress of @7DODomination

Brooklyn, NY
Joined August 2019
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1 year
If you just *have* to watch me break my own record I made a supercut all for the cool price of two fiddy
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FIVE THINGS to ask someone before dirty talk: 1. Three names you like to be called 2. Three names you DON'T like to be called 3. Three words for your genitals 4. Three physical compliments you enjoy 5. Three non-physical compliments you enjoy
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1 year
The award for ingenuity goes to @ServeIoMoon We love a prepared camper.
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BDSM *can* be healing. That doesn't mean it needs to be healing to be valid. You do not need to justify your kink as "healing" or therapeutic for it to matter. While BDSM can be therapeutic, but is it never, ever a replacement for therapy.
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Respectfully, John, go fuck yourself. If you want to give me a massage you can pay the hourly rate like everyone else.
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11 months
I bought a house today 🤯🏡
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I love that tap dancing was the most shocking thing I did tonight.
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1 year
Are men okay?
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3 years
LA cooking classes are different, man. @DomConLA
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I truly do not think that most people understand that for a professional. 90% of worship is only enjoyable for the person doing the worship. Don’t get it twisted. Ask yourself “who is this REALLY for”
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3 years
What do you think Rosie the maid did to deserve this? Also, what do you think @AdahVonn did to George Jetsons body? Tune in this week to @DomConLA to find out!
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Only placing emphasis on BDSM as healing is harmful to SW. It can create unfair pressure and/or expectations or dilute kink to be seen as palatable only when it's viewed as a form of therapy.
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2 years
I’m moving apartments after 7 years in one spot & starting to go through storage. I have a ridiculous amount of sex and kink odds & ends. Therefor I will become SEX TOY SANTA. If you need any kink costuming, harnesses, and a few toys sprinkled throughout I am making donations
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Who’s got at least one thumb and is about to teach some Pro Dominants some Wrestling
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Be a dear and go fetch daddy a drink.
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This could be us, but I don’t like you.
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2 years
Nearly fainted whilst attempting to fist a man today cause apparently I have butthole empathy.
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2 years
Writing an article all about prostate and the URGE to say: “Careful when exploring this area. That’s where a lot of people store their fragile masculinity.”
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Why do you think so many artists and creative types are attracted to this industry? Kink is entirely customizable and we get to create a bunk of wacky shit different from the previous day.
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I got duplicates of the set pictured here (it’s a bottom with suspenders and a bra) so have a brand new one 32DD and sz 8 bottom
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@MadameKINKyKay @Misc_Allaneous @fantasygrandma @MadameVivienV @3dollarbillnyc I have a giant bucket below me that will then go into a funnel then into the measuring cup
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3 years
Find me tomorrow at @DomConLA teaching TWO classes Trash talk : 12pm Verbal Domination: 4:30p Come say hi
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2 years
This is the amount I squirted in my 2019 record. This is genuinely BONKERS
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2 years
Why the fuck did I not think of this sooner. Hello world. @YesMissShayla and I are available for doubles. I will wrestle you and beat you up. Your punishment is being her porcelain throne. You will be verbally tormented the entire time. You will love it. We will love it.
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I just finished a wrestling session with a tag team mother-daughter duo and it was PRECIOUS. When the daughter put the client in a choke the mom goes “that’s my kid!” Beaming with pride.
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2 years
1350mL!!!!!!!
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The fact that my birthday is 6/9 means I am exactly where I am supposed to be in life. Support my fitness (or squirting) endeavors by wishing me a happy birthday with a gift of your choosing.
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1 year
If you’re not following me on IG you’re missing some free gems of content like this one teaching a few basics of a fantasy ch0ke
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3 years
Today’s @DomConLA is so nourishing. Feeling inspired to continue creating resources and spaces for the community. Proud AF of the tight knit NYC community representation
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*after seeing the Barbie movie* Me: But now I want a Barbie movie where there is no plot and we just get to enjoy Kens as second class citizens who live for Barbie My boyfriend: Isn’t that just Domination? Me: No, in Domination it’s still *about* them in some way.
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A bunch of badasses walk into a room… Finish the sentence
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Because THESE amazing women guided me through the pandemic virtually with their wisdom, expertise and sassy brand of humour - to meet in person after two years was like being in Times Square when the ball drops! @DomConLA
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When worlds collide.
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3 years
Conducting all meetings from here this weekend and yes, it IS highly unprofessional thank you for asking.
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3 years
This could be us, but I fucking hate you.
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2 years
Today is my BIRTHDAY. Yep, 6/9, because of course it is. You know what would be the BEST present? Supporting any of my events, online classes, merch, etc... The more you support, the more I can do and create for YOU!
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Unlocked a new level of friendship this weekend by hugging a bestie while we peed on her bf together.
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3 years
LOOK AT THIS. LOOK AT IT. LOOK AT IT. Last night we made art.
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This is one of the greatest things I've ever had a pleasure to witness
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3 years
Trying on my costumer for my squirting performance on Wednesday eve. Can you guess what this is a throwback to? Find out at
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This is my official audition for @FemdomFarm
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Domming 101 was the first class I ever created and taught. 5 years later she’s gone through a ton of work and revisions and she’s more accessible than ever online Join @YesMissShayla and I OCTOBER 10th to realize how in reach domination can be to you.
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She loves you not… 🥀
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Have a lanyard now so you know it’s serious. @DomConLA
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DEPOSITS ARE NOT JUST FOR SW CLIENTS Can’t tell you how many no shows I’ve gotten for coaching calls, people who PROMISE they’ll repay with another card if I refund the one they didn’t want to use to purchase & watch a class. There is a reason this is an industry standard.
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Dom/me/mx twitter: please debate is there a difference between humiliation & degradation?
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4 years
NEW EPISODE - Part Deux. And it’s a good one. Spoiler alert: @stoya
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I fucking love our @7DODomination team: @YesMissShayla @surrendertoveda 2023 is looking bright AF and hoping we can grow this team even further in the future. Holy shit, we have a business 🤩
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3 years
Let's play cops and robbers. I'll be both.
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5 years
Sex/BDSM/any situation where we are inherently vulnerable are excellent places to provide aftercare. Sex is where we are vulnerable, both physically / emotionally. It is the behavior afterwards that could validate or invalidate an entire experience. @math_magazine @AmandaPicotte
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2 years
Them: do you tie rope? Me: only for kitties. Them: what?
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3 years
I know I said I’d never do it but I did invest in a lil bit of latex
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NYC pros looking to gain some fetish wrestling experience: inspired by a triple I had @missxreena and @NyXXMachina in on, I can do real-time training on one of my regulars during our session on the 26th. If you’re interested in learning some chokes, reach out!
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Who’s to say the patriarchy doesn’t WANT TO be pegged? Who’s to say the patriarchy wouldn’t consensually get pegged? Pegging isn’t inherently emasculating nor submissive, so why do you automatically treat it that way? #PegThePatriarchy (cc: @lunamatatas )
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I have some free content, some is pay-what-you-can, some is competitive w market rate, some is what feels good for me. You cant determine my value because I determine my value. If you dont want to buy my products/attend an event, don't tell me about it. Just don't buy it/go.
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The ancient rivalry of squirters vs towels continues SEPT 28th I’m coming after you Bed, Bath & Beyond. And this time…. It’s personal
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I’m coming for you LA!!
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Announcing DomCon Los Angeles ⚜️ 2021 Public Class Presenter ⚜️ Lola Jean @lolajeandotcom Public Class & Time: Sun Aug 22, 1:30 – 2:30 “Verbal Domination” 🎟 💻 Website:
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An example of stating your boundaries when clients make attire requests: "I session usually in a sports bra and shorts. I can take *some* attire requests but I do not wear lingerie or bikinis due to the physical nature and closeness of the session"
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The behavior exhibited after telling someone “no” is the best judge of character.
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Once a year we dust off our carnival games, take our funnels out of storage, and bring together Brooklyns best and weirdest. One night only. There will be games.There will be squirt. This time we dance on a Thursday! SEPT 21ST Doors at 7pm Show at 8pm
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Do you have your protection ready for Cirque du Squirt 2023?
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@aviva_diamond So by process of elimination the male tantric expert is the Fboy? I don’t need to kiss anyone to tell you that.
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I’m way too much of a low maintenance bitch for latex, BUT I GET IT NOW.
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The behavior exhibited after telling a man “no” is the best way to judge character. Change 👏 My 👏 Mind 👏
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2 years
Someone at a comedy show made a joke about a guys dick turning black and falling off and I was the only one who cheered
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3 years
Do you remember your first experience with wax play? #FestivalofLights #HappyHanukkah 📷 by @OneKingGarcia 🔥 by @ladyeuphorianyc
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ANNOUNCING OUR PANELISTS for October 1st at @houseofyesnyc . @DominaDynasty @TheBowieCat @sab_magic @personisawake Theme: #SexMagick . A wizard, a witch…and a dominatrix. See what trouble we’re brewing to kick off October in a truly magical fashion.
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Woke up with someone in my bed, AGAIN.
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They say he’s hung like a horse. No, wait. It’s just a horse. @DomConLA
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Now referring to my period as “the egg my ovary chooses to blood sacrifice every month”
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People on the internet trying to neg me: “Your parents must be so proud” Me: “Actually they are, but I don’t base my self worth on my parents approval.”
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2 years
Wrestling for Lovers made it to the Post! “Jiu-jitsu coach LT Hawk and professional dominatrix Lola Jean have combined their disciplines into a class” Check it out in our 5 part video series OR wait for the return of our PLAYfight PLAY party next year 🤼
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I am SO. DONE. with prioritizing men’s comfort.
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It’s my last weekend as a Brooklyn resident before I become Nyack, NY official and I’m rounding it out with a Brat class at @HitMeUpNYC on Thursday and performing at Foreplay for @houseofyesnyc on Friday. I’ll be back regularly & hosting events. Can’t get rid of me that easy!
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What are you looking at, punk?
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Federal charges are great and all but hear me out: what if everyone got 10 minutes alone with Trump and a baseball bat? Rage room 2021.
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2 years
The amount of flaccid peen I’m seeing in mainstream TV makes me hopeful for our future.
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@MissAlexxxia The wild thing is that this is an online class
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*at a play party, with someone I played with* Him: I didn’t realize you were that kinky! Me: Most of my friends are into needles & I know someone who ate their own flesh… so I consider myself tame. Kink is subjective. There will always be someone “kinkier” or more “vanilla”
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autoresponders and pre-filled text responses changed my booking process but most importantly my sanity. This week @YesMissShayla will whip your inbox and communication skills into shape for BDBC on @7DODomination
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Dom/me/mx's in NYC who want to bring a little wrestling to their scenes - I am offering a free class at 7pm on January 19th. DM for info!
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Ms Frizzle was ahead of her time.
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If you ask for what you want you’re more likely to get rejected. But if you don’t ask for what you want, you’re less likely to get it.
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