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@lizzyinyyc
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1 year
I’m in shock. I don’t know why I’m posting this to random on the internet, but these times we do what we can to get through. My sister died today.
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9 months
The problem with “stay home if you’re sick” is it doesn’t work. All the possible work ramifications aside (no sick leave, etc), we have really moved the bar on sick!! I went to school for 11 today for meet the teacher and a family brought a visibly sick and coughing younger
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9 months
Child and they’re like nah she’s just got a back to school/fall cough. What the fuck is that? I’ve never heard of this. We have normalized sickness and disease to an insane level. It’s all just “allergies” until someone dies I guess.
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8 months
The problem with having no precautions in place, besides getting sick, which is also bad btw, is it creates a ripple effect of consequences that you won’t know about. For example, my oldest kid has been sick for a few days (testing neg but 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️) and now my partner is also /1
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3 years
I just yelled “Fire the UCP you’re the worst” at Kenney and Shandro in real life and this is the happiest day of my life 🥰 #ableg #FiretheUCP
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4 years
Ohhhhh check this out guys. 👀 At Shandro’s office right now 🙌🏻 Damn. 🔥 #ableg #FiretheUCP #COVID19AB @CBCCalgary @CTVCalgary @GlobalCalgary
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@lizzyinyyc
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1 year
I’m going to say this as plainly as I can. If you’re going around unmasked, the likelihood that you’ve contributed to someone’s death is higher than zero.
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@lizzyinyyc
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2 years
Joe Rogan is a piece of shit and I’m glad he’s not coming to Canada 😄 stay out forever fuckface. 🖕🏻
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8 months
Matters. It matters to my dad, it matters to me. I am as careful as I possibly can be, and yet here we are. This is why “you do you” doesn’t work. I wish people understood the concept of community care.
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8 months
Point was around my kid, sick (and it doesn’t really matter if they were symptomatic or asymptomatic) and as a result a senior they’ve never heard of is lonely without his family. I mean it’s small compared to someone becoming disabled or dying from the illness, but it still /3
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@lizzyinyyc
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8 months
Also for any one curious, yes I’m running all my air filters and wearing my respirator in the house. Hopefully I can keep it at bay. You know why? Because wearing a respirator isn’t fucking hard lol.
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1 year
I just want everyone who sees this to know I’ve seen your messages and thank you. I do not have the energy to reply today, but I saw and appreciate your thoughts. What a caring community 😭 And to those of you also grieving a loss I’ll be thinking of you ❤️
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2 years
Y’all my mom was found unresponsive yesterday and now she’s in the covid unit at the hospital. Please send her some healing vibes 🙏🏼🙏🏼
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@lizzyinyyc
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3 years
@CTVNews STOP DOING STORIES ABOUT THESE PEOPLE THEY DON’T DESERVE OUR SYMPATHY!!!!
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@lizzyinyyc
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8 months
Sick. As a result I haven’t seen my dad in almost a week and I won’t for the foreseeable days at least. It sucks because we are his only visitors and I’m sure he’d like some company, but I just can’t risk passing something on to him in his condition. So, someone, at some /2
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3 years
Apparently Twitter has no idea what I’m about.
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2 years
Well I dropped my 16 yo at school at 845 and she’s texted me just now to come get her because she feels unsafe and she doesn’t want covid. Thanks very much @jkenney @AdrianaLaGrange and @CMOH_Alberta . Oh wait, I didn’t mean thanks, I meant fuck you. #ableg #abed #COVID19AB
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2 years
I have my partner’s work Xmas party tonight. Boss is a UCP donor, there’s some coworkers that believe all the chemtrail 5g etc hooey, and in general many dude bros. How long will I be there before someone decides I’m awful? 🧐😂 Wearing my pronoun pin for an icebreaker 😁
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3 years
Wouldn’t it be funny if the real reason we haven’t seen @jkenney is because he got covid, took ivermectin, and now can’t get off the shitter? I mean, come on, that would be hilarious. #COVID19AB
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3 years
Soooooooo, I got a dm saying at Nashville North $50 makes your test disappear and $100 gets you in with no proof of vax or test. If true this is both completely unsurprising and incredibly maddening. Best summer ever! Yeehaw! #Stampede2021 #StampedeSpreader #covid19ab #yyc
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4 years
So...is everyone else thinking what I’m thinking? We need to make a whole lot more merch that says Fuck You Kenney, right? If these babies are gonna bitch about it, might as well be on everything we own, right? Just me? #firetheUCP #fuckyoukenney #AbLeg #abed
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@lizzyinyyc
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4 years
OMG you guys!!!! @RachelNotley just followed me 🥰 Be cool, Liz, be cool 😅 Good morning indeed!
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1 year
Oh I meant that times a million haha what a dumb fuck
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Josh Alexander
1 year
Today I was handcuffed and put in a paddy wagon for offering students bibles on a public sidewalk in Calgary. I was released and told if I returned I would be arrested and charged. I continued handing out bibles. For I am not ashamed of the Gospel of Christ.
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3 years
I’ve made a terrible mistake. I read the comments on Jason kenneys Facebook page. I will now be catapulting myself into the sun.
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2 years
High five to telus for sending someone unvaxxed AGAIN to my moms LTC to hook up her landline forcing me to rebook again, for the third time. Cool cool cool. I have all the time in the world for this shit.
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8 months
@U_got_this_ I will never forget how quickly the pandemic went from “we must protect the vulnerable” to “fuck those old people” 😣
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3 years
So the choices for Alberta parents are: 1) homeschool 2) move 3) have to deprogram kids every day after school Thanks so much for your hard work for choice in education @AdrianaLaGrange !! #FiretheUCP #ResignLaGrange #abed #AbLeg
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2 years
One of the things I find most disturbing about the parents/caregivers who are pleased about the removal of school mask requirements, is it feels like they’re teaching their kids to be happy about not having to care for others around them. 😢
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2 years
I will literally not ever forgive society for telling my children that their lives are worth less than fucking wing night.
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1 year
Ahahahahaha! This is awesome. 18 has two friends over and I know one is 17 the other I just met. I went downstairs and asked them how old they are (18) and asked then if they voted. They said no, what do I do so we found their polling station and they are on the way!
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3 years
I knew the UCP would be bad, but I didn’t think they’d be “try to kill children” bad. 😞 #AbLeg #FiretheUCP
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3 years
FUCK YOU KENNEY and your god damn praise of private US healthcare!!! 😡
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@lizzyinyyc
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1 year
My mom passed peacefully at 7:47 pm
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3 years
I think it’s happened. This Bigfoot Netflix thing has *officially* made me the most embarrassed I can be to be Albertan. Rock. Bottom. #AbLeg #FiretheUCP #CancelTheWarRoom
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2 years
I’m so relieved mediocre white men have finally found their voice and are starting to speak out about their oppression.
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2 years
I don’t want to go into details because my sanity is hanging by a thread (we and the kids are ok tho), but I was just at the ED at foothills and it’s absolutely swamped. It’s bananas. For the love of fucking god mask up please.
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3 years
Have I mentioned what a fuck face kenney is lately?
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2 years
I just want you all to know, that should I outlive Kenney, I will absolutely find his grave and piss on it. My gift to us all.
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3 years
I didn’t think I’d be THIS bad lol. Mom and dad just got their vaccines and I’m in the parking lot just sobbing. I am so happy 😭❤️😭❤️
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3 years
Us Them
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2 years
Unfriendly reminder that @jkenney is a fuck face.
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3 years
I feel like just sobbing about this carbon tax business. This piece of shit got elected because “cArBoN tAx Is BaD”, now he’s doing it anyway, and we have to spend the next two years watching our province be completely destroyed. Fuck the UCP. Fuck Kenney. Fuck UCP supporters.
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3 years
Ugh if I see or hear one more take about how kids are unlikely to have severe outcomes or die from covid I will lose my shit. Especially from people that, uh, don’t have kids. Sit down.
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3 years
Was just chit chatting with my neighbor who is an emt. He said every single call he had this weekend but one was covid 😭
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3 years
You ever just kind of dream of moving somewhere where they take covid seriously? #covid19ab
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3 years
Stampede is gonna go just great
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3 years
Felt cute. Might troll the war room later. #AbLeg #firetheUCP
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3 years
Just said goodnight to my babies on the last night before school and I’m not doing great. Solidarity to all the other parents and most of all the kids and educators heading back into classes right now. ❤️❤️ It didn’t have to be like this. #abed #AbLeg #COVID19AB #FiretheUCP
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4 years
So, just checking, if they announce today that school will resume under option 1, and they have zero plan or money to go with it, we’re fucking rioting, right?! #AbLeg #cdnpoli #FiretheUCP #GeneralStrike
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3 years
So the entitled snowbird assholes that are complaining (in seemingly every news source today) are the same boomer jerks that tell the rest of us we just don’t work hard enough, right?
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2 years
This arrived today. I need several minutes.
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4 years
Here’s some close ups 😁 #ableg #COVID19AB #FiretheUCP
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3 years
“I condemn white supremacy and fuckfaces at white supremacy rallies” There. Not too hard is it?
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2 years
I will never be able to forgive the people that gave up so early in the pandemic and believe that doing stupid shit like eating in at Boston pizza is more important than trying to save peoples lives.
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1 year
Covid safe but make it fashion
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3 years
Cancelling the family’s planned LOTR marathon to watch this on repeat for 9h instead.
@CTVKathyLe
Kathy Le
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ICYMI: Video of Artur and Dawid Pawlowski getting arrested after holding a church gathering this morning. Credit: Artur Pawlowski/YouTube
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3 years
I skipped the presser and had a nap instead. No regrets. Oh and fuck you kenney.
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4 years
15s friends all started high school yesterday without her, 8 starts online today. My FB TL is all back to school pics (don’t get me wrong I love them). I’m super emotional rn and I hope I did the right thing. I’ll just be here crying in my #fuckyoukenney coffee. #abed #AbLeg
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3 years
So, it’s pretty damn clear now that @AdrianaLaGrange is on vacay, right? #WhereIsLaGrange #FiretheUCP #ableg
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3 years
So, I had a call (on call hub today for @RachelNotley and @abndpcaucus ) and I got a UCP Party member that said they would still be considering Rachel and ndp for 2023! People aren’t happy and change is possible! #ableg #abpoli
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1 year
I’m trying to sleep. I am. I don’t know if I’ll ever get over finding my sister in her bed and just…..done I just. Like it’s REALLY that fleeting. It is that fleeting. We cannot take this time for granted.
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4 years
Good morning and happy long weekend to you all! Except everyone in the @UCPCaucus . Fuck you. #FiretheUCP #FundABPublicSchools #Shandemic
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3 years
Fuck right off with “older and with multiple conditions” hinshaw. Fuck right off.
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2 years
What is going on here
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3 years
I don’t think I’ll truly ever get over the fact that most of us are like “we must do everything we can to keep people safe”, and then some others are just like, nah. #COVID19
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4 years
So, we all agree, whoever wins the 50/50 will use some to take out a fuck you kenney billboard, yes? #FiretheUCP #fuckyoukenney #AbLeg
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3 years
Imagine being someone with the power to do something about climate change, and then just not.
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3 years
Everything I’m seeing today points to us being in pandemic forever. Thanks and fuck you to most people. Not the ones staying home.
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10 months
Literally fuck you to all UCP voters.
@CTVMarkVillani
Mark Villani
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Alberta’s UCP government has given its approval for a gravel company to start mining up against Big Hill Springs Provincial Park, but members of the local preservation society are pointing to major environmental concerns. #yyc #abpoli @CTVCalgary
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Liz
3 years
Oh no. People that save lives get a decent paycheque? How dare they.
@CoryBMorgan
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3 years
Over 600 nurses in Alberta topped $130k per year. One even made $240k They are running what is essentially an overtime scam. 3% cut is just the tip of the iceberg on what could be trimmed.
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3 years
Oh my god!!! I have a live one! Someone I haven’t unfriended already arguing ivermectin in my Facebook mentions! Holy shit stay tuned 👀👀👀
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4 years
Omg my kid is doing a CALM assignment right now and one of the things she wrote was about how she wants to learn more about politics and how to change and make things better by talking to people. Our kids are going to change the world you guys 😭❤️ #ableg #abed
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3 years
My good friend just went to the UK and very kindly brought back some at home rapid tests for us. It’s absolutely wild that they are giving out 7 packs per household per day, yet in Alberta we have to pay $40 for one test. Wtf. #abhealth #abpoli #covid19ab
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3 years
I’m having nightmares about my child tonight for sure. #NailedIt #halloween2021
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3 years
I don’t want to admit this bc you just know the UCP get off on our misery, but wow, I’ve felt really hopeless this week. I much prefer feeling rage that fuels my fire to make change. Today I just feel like crying. Fuck the UCP. #FiretheUCP #fuckyoukenney #ResignKenney #AbLeg
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4 years
@mikesbloggity #VeryWorriedAB plain and simple that our kids might die, their beloved teacher might die. Also that we probably won’t get to see my at risk parents like ever again.
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3 years
Good signs. Kids ARE our most valuable resource. #ableg #COVID19AB
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3 years
One thing I’ve not seen mentioned yet is how hinshaw basically said they stopped tracing because it was too labour intensive. Too much work so we’re not gonna. What the hell.
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3 years
Ffs, my 9yo was looking over my shoulder as I was texting and she said “I can’t believe old ppl like you say ‘omg’.” She’s currently up for sale.
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3 years
What else is there to say?
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3 years
You know, for people that were railing against calling an election, the conservatives didn’t waste a second getting a crapload of signs out EVERYWHERE.
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4 years
Ugh, husband sick. Going for covid test today. Not the first time, but with the case numbers lately I’m much more worried. Fingers crossed I guess. Oh and fuck the UCP. #AbLeg #COVID19AB #FiretheUCP #fuckyoukenney
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3 years
I’m already embarrassed enough to be from kkkenney kountry and now we have to have fucking god damn Derek Sloan with his god damn gilead shit? I can’t. I can’t. What the actual fuck. Under his eye my fucking ass. If you see him throat punch that fucker.
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3 years
Jesus Christ Deena masks can help those respiratory viruses too. Fuck I hate it here
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3 years
I- 😭💀🤣
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4 years
I really miss when my kid used to say poinkypine instead of porcupine, and I think about that way too much.
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4 years
Say goodbye to all your pension money AB. #AbLeg #RecallKenney #FiretheUCP
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2 years
Wordle 224 1/6 I am your leader now. 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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3 years
Hm. Had to pop into the grocery store this am and most were masked. I saw about 6 or 7 that weren’t. Guess what they all had in common? 🤔
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3 years
Just thinking back on that one time in my earlier Twitter days and this one guy announced he was unfollowing me because I wrote the word fuck in a tweet.
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3 years
Oooooof! Called kenney on his leadership and straight up blamed him for where we are! Who was that? I will buy them a case of beer. 🔥🔥🔥 #AbLeg #covid19ab
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I have to go tell my dad today. I wanted to wait until I could speak with his doctor at the hospital about it, to see if she thought it would be a bad idea in his condition. We spoke last night and she gave me the go ahead. This is going to suck really bad.
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3 years
I dunno how much more evidence anyone needs that @jkenney and @shandro are legitimately, actively trying to kill people? Can someone remove them already? #ableg #abpoli #COVID19AB
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4 years
Call me crazy, but isn’t a single mom that was working 3 jobs a bigger problem? This ain’t it, dude.
@theJagmeetSingh
Jagmeet Singh
4 years
Kristina, a single mom, was working 3 jobs before the pandemic to provide for her kids But now she’s down to one & is struggling to make ends meet For her, a vaccine means going back to work We need a plan for vaccines to help Kristina’s family — and others — get back to work
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Good morning to everyone except @AdrianaLaGrange , who’s sending everyone back to school with no plan or support. #ResignLaGrange Special Good Morning to the teachers, EAs, school staff, students, and parents, be safe ❤️ #AbLeg #FiretheUCP
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3 years
I don’t want to be a downer, just thinking out loud, and I’m very supportive of the protests and wish I could have attended this week, but IMO it will require something much more radical to get the UCP to change course. They simply do not care. #ableg #FiretheUCP
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4 years
Clothing retailers PLEASE stop putting the the anti theft thingy on pants exactly where my hip bone goes. Also, clothes with fake pockets can go to hell. Also, the mask goes over your nose. I hate shopping. The end.
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3 years
Fuck you @AdrianaLaGrange You know what I’m looking forward to? Kids being alive.
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