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@lispbiftatits
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2 months
Getting an ECG at the hospital. Dr has instructed me to remove my bra as well as my top. Bro doesn’t know he is about to see the most show stopping perky naturals. I fear he will be the one needing an ECG after this.
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5 months
Saying retard in front of the wrong group of people
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2 months
The gown isn’t on backward you morons I’m having an ECG they literally have to stick shit on my chest how are they meant to do that if the gown tied at my back 😭😭😭😭
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@lispbiftatits
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2 months
@michaelburhan I don’t have OF im just attention seeking
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@lispbiftatits
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2 months
Tit pic has been left on delivered since last night goodbye cruel world
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@Kuriousoranj88 Glad that I have big bress so I can feed them and give them nutirents I guess
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2 months
@SkitzTommy Is the pic of my tits in the room with us right now, buddy?
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2022
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@lispbiftatits
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4 months
6 years later me and the girl he said was prettier than me are day drunk together at a BBQ
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when I was 16 my boyfriend at the time told me I was the 3rd prettiest girl he had kissed and showed me pics of the girls that he thought were prettier than me and then videod me crying and put it on his Snapchat story pretending I was crying over GCSEs 😭 LOL
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@lispbiftatits
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4 months
I am at my most beautiful on magical mushrooms
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@mrsballs69 Bet you are fun at parties!
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@Txsocialwork221 @RizeCaprie The pair aren’t mutually exclusive! hope this helps!
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@sisemp4 @michaelburhan Only online and monogamously do I slut out
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2 months
Since you are all here!! Please consider donating to my fundraiser for Prostate Cancer UK, I am running a half marathon in a month to raise money for their life saving research for my dad who was diagnosed in 2017.
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@unknown99341 Only if your ma has been to see him
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5 months
trying to write a report on the single market of the EU and my friends are sending me pics of them necking on with bossman from the kebab shop. Never had fomo like it.
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Just ordered a £30 flip-phone
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2 months
LOVE an ootd here’s a thread of the 1000s I’ve got blocking up my camera roll
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2 months
Happy Saturday
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@sceptre1067 Crazy part is I actually have
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Being told by everyone that I look like a hot junkie when I hardly even drink alcohol is so….
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2 months
Someone just dm me and told me I have Pete Davison’s butt hole eyes
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@girltwink24 They need to learn to laugh and scroll
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Sleep deprived train makeup always eats
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when I was 16 my boyfriend at the time told me I was the 3rd prettiest girl he had kissed and showed me pics of the girls that he thought were prettier than me and then videod me crying and put it on his Snapchat story pretending I was crying over GCSEs 😭 LOL
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@Jara_Films 😭😭😭
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@NathanHarl67099 @lispbiftatits @mrsballs69 Not hate just don’t like or respect women hypersexualising themselves in serious medical settings or trying to justify it, its disturbing your mentally ill if you think that’s okay in any way.
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No rizz just big eyes and a desperation to fix him
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Old ootd
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Boats and hoes
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@Kuriousoranj88 Sexual assault 😂😂😂😂😂 touch grass
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@RightReaction76 I’m just having a check up cos of the meds I’m on lol
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London Fashion Week? Completed it mate.
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@iamrotteninside @SkitzTommy Do you actually classify any picture of a female with less than an inch of breast out as a ‘photo of tits’. Not a lot of semantic clarity there, is there?
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I am a cry for help but I am also art. rarely mutually exclusive.
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Back on my casting grind amirite
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Shoot 1/2 of the day
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4 months
This is what sleep debt looks like
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Me opening my biology revision guide for the first time the NIGHT before my exam totally convinced that It’s just going to be a quick recap of everything I’ve learnt just to realise i have to learn 23 topics in 5 hours #GCSEs2019 #gcsebiology
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@vrtualwaif Like?? Maybe if their boobs looked like mine they would get the joke 😞
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2 months
On god. TOUCH GRASS.
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Some men are mad that a woman made a joke about her tits online as if men haven’t made plenty of jokes about getting a prostate exam. 🙄
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Work shelfie
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Everything is going to be okay and if I’m the end it isn’t at least I had sitting at home playing Fortnite and smoking weed time
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Reallly paranoid atm! But at least I’m hot!! 💋
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I have, once again, been manic pixie dream girled. Going to lie in my bed and feel sad for a few days.
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What kind of gay do you have to be to leave 28FFs on delivered like come on bro
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@juanrod16511507 Anime 😂😂😂😂😂
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Me in car this morning on my way to an interview for a hostess job
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@lispbiftatits You dumb whore
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@MihaiCimpoesu2 @RizeCaprie Is the porn in the room with us rn buddy
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Successful night
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Average British patio sunbather
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@RisingPDX I was able to move the front of the gown around so I could maintain dignity. Covering a lot more skin than I would’ve been able to if I had to lift it up completely if it were tied at the back.
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@sceptre1067 Yes it was a tech. My bad. Nothing like being anal over semantics, is there?
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On delivered, 1 friend who lives in the same city as me, started training for new job and they’re treating us like children in summer camp, 1st day yday I was locked out for 5 hrs aftr, today manager shouts as we were leaving that someone had been shot in the station 2 min away
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4 months
a bit of instagram chainmail to fix a literal genocide? Yeh sure, whatever.
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Why is this of all things a hit tweet
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Tit pic has been left on delivered since last night goodbye cruel world
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Made brekky 😎 cremated sausages 😞
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Beautiful day for a beautiful zoot spot
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Shoot number 2/2 of the day (never beating the junkie allegations)
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Sorry for inactivity unfortunately I got a life. I’m sure I’ll go back to unhinged posting soon.
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My digital footprint scares me.
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all my homies love 20mg Prozac
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Mentally preparing myself for work 4-12 the next 3 days in a row
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3 months
Does anyone else convince themselves their hair is falling out 28484 times a day
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Why is everyone on Twitter trying to give me dysmorphia cos like I really don’t feel like I have a big forehead
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Fried, flirty and thriving
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In a parasocial relationship with the men who consistently like my instagram stories
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@Hawks_Simp01 @Kuriousoranj88 Oh my god it’s a ducking joke bruv 😭😭😭 I hate you people
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Yesterday I ran my first half marathon despite having a chest infection, not running in a month & torrential rain finished in under 2.5 hours and raised over £600 for prostate cancer UK. I'm so proud of myself & can't wait to do it all again next yr !! <33 No last name privilege
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@saintyemmy It’s clearly a joke babes. I’m sorry that me liking my body and making a joke about it upsets you.
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Hard to believe I found a top that describes me with such accuracy
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Instagram hates pretty girls with plastic slime guns so I’m whacking it on here
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@YxNG_DxMB_GxTH A woman calling her own boobs nice is porn rot brain? Really?
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All u calling me froggy we been knew 😴😴
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If I was not a stoner, id be an alcoholic Or worse Most likely worse
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Phillip Schofield going onto the bbc to talk about whether he is a pedo or not with a lost Mary vape in hand is objectively hilarious
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Real hot girl bag contents
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@brentellesmith All good! It’s a general check due to the medication I’m on
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Incredible
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I use to be so extroverted and see the beauty in every day but nonchalant Mfs treat me like I was annoying and now the only constant in my life is the heavy feeling in my chest
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Cute beret & my dog, Archie
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Went on a date and tried natural orange wine last night and today I did a fun likkle photoshoot & got a Thai massage. I feel like a dangerous woman.
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@drone_jock Very true Brandon, this was a satirical post & I was covered through majority of the appointment. Hope this helps!
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I have sensory overload
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This weekend was so amazing!! Had the best time at @JeffreeStar ’s store opening and it was so iconic!!! He is the best ✨💖
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