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gayest he’s ever been
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what could they possibly have talked about
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finding out the reason my flatmates hate me is cause of a 9/11 joke i made almost three months ago is a wild twist . we aren’t even americans
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help i became sexually active and now i'm no longer obsessed with it's always sunny in philadelphia
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@cuntdlsorder ‘what u on about’ has made me reevaluate so many things on a deep level
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am i the only one who thinks they should be in a sitcom about a disaster lesbian couple like that would be peak television
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romanticising philadelphia as an iasip stan the way anime stans romanticise japan
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today years old finding out glenn howerton was ryan murphy’s second choice to play mr schue on glee
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nightmare blunt rotation
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this is a national tragedy
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i know that suit’s in glenn howerton’s closet talking to him like the green goblin mask
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11 months
frank reynolds is a single father to four autistic children please go easy on him
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i would know that room anywhere
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saw this on the tl
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@iEatGob ‘enough time has passed. it was funny’
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every so often i remember this caption and briefly become so attracted to rob i can’t move
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@paddysroyco u don’t want to hear this but twilight
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10 months
which ones have i missed?
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cricket
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kiwikinz!! O.o
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charlie kelly has made out with both of his stepsiblings
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what dennis would wear if i picked his wardrobe: (thread)
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i just met glenn howerton but neither of us had a pen so he signed my notes app
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list of people who came out so far in 2023: • dennis reynolds • obama
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happy new year
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my brother in christ is it that serious
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biggest loser of the idgaf war
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mikey
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glenns smile dropping when rob starts going on about ryan reynolds
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glenn is so real cause i also defend kaitlin olson like this
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new always sunny in philadelphia slogan
@HYPERION2
HYPERION
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@hjbaltimore It’s American garbage for autistic people.
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@eIiexperience that’s what i thought???
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11 months
the shift from the waitress only existing to reject charlie to appearing only to explore her twisted relationship with dee is actually one of the best decisions the writers EVER made
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1 year
she’s everything. he’s just ken
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my iasip hcs
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9 months
dennis and maureen could never work because it’s a catgirl/catgirl relationship and everyone knows they repel like magnets
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fuckboy #3
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he was so fucking stupid
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me and the bad bitch i pulled by being autistic
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mac when dennis goes to get milk
@bede333
bede
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I just went for a nap..?
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oh brother
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@slaytron3000 THATS WHAT I SAID
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wish someone loved me like this
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mama i’m in love with an antivaxxer
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are you ever so attracted to a person you think you might kill yourself
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11 months
rob mcelhenney getting his tattoos removed is a sign of the DECLINE and CUCKING of WESTERN MAN under the WOKE MOB!
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charlie and dennis
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charlie has boy autism and dennis has girl autism
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going celibate for dennis
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i bring a very ‘im hungover’ vibe to the lgbt social function that the 18 year old ‘i read books for fun’ crowd of gays don’t like
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me: i’m gay society: ok mac mcdonald:
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someone pls draw this with macdennis and the lawyer
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last meal with my beautiful wife before i kill myself
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i no longer hold hope for macdennis because i fully believe rob has pitched it in the writers room but he made it sound so lame that its been blacklisted from discussion topics ever again
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???? 😭😭😭😭
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when i say ‘i got that dawg in me’ i’m referring to dennis jr
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she’s still yapping
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me hating dennis on my first attempt at watching sunny vs now
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now it’s Officially canon, i can’t stop thinking about teen/early seasons Knowing he’s queer and having to hear mac’s homophobic rants
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clare
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bro i think our fates are intertwined. it was destiny that we met. i’d find you in any lifetime bro
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she’s kinda me
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you have to be a special kind of delusional if you think the sunny cast hasn’t gotten plastic surgery
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she’s so stubborn and patronising the second people aren’t automatically praising her
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bro thinks he’s on the team
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daily routine 1. wake up 2. call rob mcelhenney a faggot 3. ?????? 4. ?????? 5. 4am bedtime
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this happened to my buddy dennis
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wellllllllll
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the way i didn’t hear a single word he said
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rob i am going to apologise for making fun of your crypto nft meta obsession. it’s clearly just your special interest. i should never have mocked your autism boy swag.
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@RMcElhenney couldn’t agree more! btw
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11 months
this poor man literally just meant it was a good ep and he enjoyed working on it 😭
@johnmgoodner
John M. Goodner
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@deetressed Stay calm. You’re going to love it, especially the ending.
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when your card declines at therapy and they bring out this mf
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you all know exactly what i’m looking at
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glenn… my thirst has been reawakened like a beast from slumber
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dennis reynolds
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she’s stronger than me cause i would fold to his faggoty charms
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still trying to figure out why he liked this
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they would have the craziest beef
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this man is famous in the field of comedy btw
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You have to be a grade A nerd to know why this is funny. I'll admit I laughed. http://t.co/1hhFiID3bh
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i cannot believe there were ever top dennis truthers when this is real
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mac mcdonald in this
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say something gay about this show
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and by god he’s earned it
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this will be the man who finally (rightfully) tops dennis reynolds
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keep seeing 'frank is antisemetic!' posts on the tl and immediately assuming it's about frank reynolds and thinking. well yes? of course he is
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whoever this is you’re a genius and i need to kiss you
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this could kill someone
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whys bryan cranston fine as hell on seinfeld
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broke, gay, ugly, publicly rejected in a room full of people by the love of his life… he had one chance
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mac found a new guy fell in love got in a relationship AND IT WAS DENNIS AGAIN
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s14 dennis is crazy, cause if this guy hit on me my legs would snap around him like a venus fly trap
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we might not get the ep where rob talks abt being neurodivergent for months… GIVE THE ACTORS WHAT THEY WANT NOWWWWW
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WRONG they’re like DAN AND PHIL for people with autism
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roo⭐️⭐️
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they’re like dnf for ppl with autism
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thinks abt how mac and dennis had esex
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1 year
the only 3 options: a) the texts are super lovey dovey b) the texts are OBSCENELY sexual c) a sickening combination of options a and b
@kr1ttykrat
SUNNY SPOILERS!!!! eva :3
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needd johnnyy and mac textss need to seethem immediately
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it turns out you can just post anything on this app and 2,000 people will believe it, presumably forever
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today years old finding out glenn howerton was ryan murphy’s second choice to play mr schue on glee
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