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@liltayxo

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chirp Tim Riggins I dare u. thoughts are my own and not a reflection of my employers/school

srsly kim ur being so rude rn
Joined April 2009
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I used to think that clowns doing the 1930’s cream pie gag was hilarious until I realized I too have also been creampied by clowns
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every morning the apple standard alarm chooses violence
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@Yosnier_ fr bubble bass did squidward so dirty in this episode 💀 and for what
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juny cortez walked so iron man could run
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T.I. gone be pissed when he find out his daughter been doing anal the whole time
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the simpsons predicting murder hornets during the middle of the COVID pandemic is uncanny
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today’s the day everyone
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Unexpected side effect of the pandemic. The water flowing through the canals of the Red River are so clear now that the dolphins have returned
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The Simpsons did it again
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if COVID-19 gets any more toxic, i will try to date it, and it will ghost me. causing the end of the pandemic
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Drake the type to poke your shoulder and show up on the opposite side
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we used to be a country. a proper country.
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how are so many of you drinking on patios, going to the lake, and hanging out with your friends all day?????? don’t you have jobs????
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honking my horn in front of paul stastny’s house to protest how shitty the winnipeg jets season has been this year
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Ontario: crying over their third lockdown Manitoba who’s been in code red since November:
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i am a hot woman with a soaking gorilla grip pussy and an astronomical head game with low standards so tell me WHY i cry over men who play league of legends competitively
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two fully clothed women shaking their asses considered “adult entertainment” as if I didn’t see Janet Jacksons whole titty when I was 8
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USA Today says the Super Bowl halftime show should have come with a parental warning due to the ‘adult entertainment’ of JLO & Shakira.
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do u ever notice someone unfollowed u and wonder what the final straw was
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dating in winnipeg:
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the pain a woman feels during childbirth is only a fraction of the pain a conservative man feels while watching a Gillette commercial
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are you mad because healthcare workers get to go to a jets game?? or are you mad that the government has wishy washy COVID rules??
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DJ blitz has no comment on the current situation because he grooms girls at 16 then dates them the second they turn 18
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everyone tweeting “where’s the snow” and “some storm” are the same people who say “this edible ain’t shit” before the drugs assault them
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are you kidding me
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this whole Brendan Leipsic situation has really shown the true colours of some boys here in Winnipeg and how there’s still a long road ahead in terms of respecting women
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agriculture students be like damn I have a whole farm due friday
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simpsons predicted Ted Cruz scandal
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men will be like “i don’t want kids” then go date a freshly 18 year old
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@popligion the mf blueprint
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let people enjoy their burgers and pretend to be food critics for a week who gives a shit
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the aspect fitness guy would have definitely stormed the capital
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the concept of catholic school is insane. what are you learning there???? christian science??? holy math???homophobia??? grow up.
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POV: you just turned 18 and you’re walking into the club
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sleep paralysis demon
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Jon Reyes and his wife #mbpoli
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@bradley_whicker Can you pay for my boob job then so I can get my nipples pierced??? It's for science.
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I’ll never understand why DJ blitz doesn’t use his massive following to tweet about important social matters rather than just stealing tweets
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dipping my fruit in the red river so i can give myself x-men like super powers
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Went to Roatan to dip my mango in the ocean like Rihanna! And it’s so good!!! 😩
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i don’t want to brag but the guy on justin biebers story blocked me on all social media
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you can still follow the rules and be angry at the government. you can question the vaccine mandate but still get your shot. you’re allowed to be irritated at the last 2 years and still be human. not everything is as black and white as it may seem.
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never forgiving hollywood for marketing your 20’s as amazing. my 20’s have been nothing but stressing about money and my career and finding a partner
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congratulations to Jeff Bezos on becoming the first billionaire in space
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if ur dating an asper major ur single to me. wtf is Dan gonna do??!? teach me what a credit score is?!?!?
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Yeah, the Sidney Crosby starter kit @DanyAllStar15 http://t.co/tXEVQiVKAg
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first time dressing up in 4 months
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why does everyone from winnipeg who gets cancelled immediately goes to the mountains.....to hang out with their other cancelled friends 💀
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today is holocaust memorial day, a day to reflect on people who’s rights were actually stripped from them. who didn’t have a choice on who they were. these are people who’s freedom were taken, who’s lives were destroyed and are still feeling affects today nearly 100 years later.
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him: what are your plans today me: a friend and i are going to get some glasses him: and then what? me: after that we’ll see
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*posts one BLM post on facebook* the racists from high school:
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i was hospitalized for my spongebob addiction. they put me in the squid ward
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don’t let a guy with two monitors and a light up keyboard disrespect your worth
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@DanFromAsper Simple solution, change your name to Dan NOT from Asper
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so horny i let him explain the stock market to me
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so the winnipeg police just did a “wellness check” on me. telling me i’m a “tornado” and u need psychiatric help and meds. he also said i’m “one of those people” (the one who stands up for BLM) and since i’m judging him i’m no better than a racist
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hehe shower time :)
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was just jumped while waiting for a bus downtown. thank you to the 5 @winnipegtransit bus drivers who ripped her off me and flagged down winnipeg police in the middle of portage avenue
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you just had to be there
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now I can shoplift from FoodFare Corydon and not feel any guilt
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it’s okay to see something online you disagree with and not comment on it
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wanted to post this on twitter because i am full of myself
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there’s a big “winnipeg twitter” personality i wanna call out SO BAD but i fear this persons following coming after me
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a new, bigger, aritzia moving right across from the old one is like if earls opened a newer, bigger location directly across the street
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me once COVID is over, absolutely sloshed, trying to find my friends at the bar
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when my ex was breaking up with me he proceeded to tell me he wanted to still be friends because i’m “the funniest girl he knows” like fuck you im not your clown!!!
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i want to go back to “murder-hornet-covid” not “watching-the-PC-government-slowly-privatize-healthcare” part of COVID
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if i ever see Heather Stefanson in person it’s immediately on site i am so serious
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i got no more talking stages left in me, either marry me or die
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i’m glad to see Zane Rawson is doing well and still has 0 brain cells
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i’ve had a series of bad things happen to me over the last few week, and April is a very hard month for me, but today was officially the day i moved into my house. 26 years old and a homeowner.
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okay i’m tired of always having to heal boys and be their character development. i’m ready to traumatize them
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when’s the Instagram egg gonna get a sponsorship from fashion nova
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hi new followers (and og’s) i don’t have any ass pics to post so here’s pics of my new dog instead :)
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@jesus hey! I noticed your birthday was coming up. I could book you with a free package to @ElevateWpg
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do u think if I hang my pussy off the bed a monster will eat it
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my soulmate somewhere praying that i’m single with no hoes rn and god is answering
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donald cerrone my bf 🤝 lasting only 40 seconds
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these photos flopped on instagram…….. can i have some validation twitter 🥺 👉🏼👈🏼
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all of Manitoba
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idk what’s going on. iced coffee isn’t solving any of my problems like it use to
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does anyone wanna get married today not because in 50 years our anniversary will be 4/20/69 but because I’m trying to gain citizenship in the United States so I can sell kinder surprise eggs to the black market
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Julian Rowan posting relatable content now that he’s a quarter century
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@shawtyastrology i have never felt this emotionally drained
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a bootleg episode of Brooklyn nine nine where jake gets shot and mmm watcha sayyyy plays over the dramatic scene
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water boarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds fun if you don’t know what either of those things are
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mellennial winnipeggers have made Cody Pettigrew pedophile jokes for 6+ years and there are still people asking for proof he’s an abuser??? it’s literally so well known that it’s been a joke for over half a decade
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So tired of "winnipeg famous" girls calling people nobodies like ok first of all you only have 2,000 followers and that's on Facebook
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being 25, ridiculously hot, and taking the bus is what keeps me humble
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cant believe at one point i was crying over a guy who’s only personality trait was stocks and was 5’6. that’s not a man, that’s the boss baby
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STORYTIME: found out yesterday morning that my ex was in another relationship while in a relationship with me. with a 23 year old. he’s 31. they were fooling around at raves on the weekend while i was at work. while i was pregnant. i hope they both die i am so serious
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i am a: ⚪️ man ⚪️ woman 🔘 Winnipeg jets fan looking for a: ⚪️ new coach ⚪️ stronger D line 🔘 all of the above
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iKea Heterosexual Pride couch
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I'm pretty sure I'd rather choose a rave over a fucking race war
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according to @wpgpolice anyone who follows BLM and defunding the wpg police are “uneducated” and “just as racist as hating someone for their skin colour”. that’s what our tax dollars pay for.
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i hate hustle culture. “rise and grind?” what are you grinding on??? cock????
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just wanted to let everyone know that i am not a catfish, and am actually hotter in real life
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this was so funny to me
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